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defashan:
This is the mamagee who works in a posh company and with a posh job where a fellow woman like delivered ubereat.
An obese and shapeless creature with flat feet, fat watery thighs and skinny legs.
Right boob is bigger and pointing west while left boob has shrunk and pointing south. Fat tummy and a woman who can’t control her junk food eating habits.

chai!! Guy why u get bad mouth like this,u want put am for depression??😌

The thing touch you oo

Now it's been removed, what benefit has it on the common men,the masses??

Benwallt:
Na pant o, if she's wearing only pant. It's magical

With visible pant line, chai

I wonder how it's possible to sack a ceo that employ u,so if the ceo refuses to resign emplyees will gang up like this

Until u find out,she ain't a virgin
Nigga go cry blood

Flamemignon1:
There's no rule that says you can't try it to your fellow male bestie,na una just carry hypermasculinity for head allowing society detect how you feel,a real straight man that's secure in his sexuality won't care

Why would I try it , like this girls that touch each others breast and nyash,u mean u can touch fellow man dick??
But wait ...are u a 🌈 rainbow Guy??

Some girls be lesbians naa, that's why when they post pics there fellow girls go comment"my love,i love you, sweetheart.."but u as a man can't try it on ur fellow man

This op dey play
Once you have money all this write ups na nonsense
The less attractive rich guy go carry ur babe Bleep am,match on top her ,even ask her to sleep with his dog
Shit!,I'm outta this thread

When they are coming close to you Bleep all u can , because they'll soon bypass you

Mantilla:
Hello, am a Dental Technologist.
It will cost 10k to replace a single tooth in a government own facility and can go up to 20k in a private facility and note that is the cheapest type of replacement.

For more advanced replacement ie use of permanent restorations, it can go from 40 to almost 60 per tooth.

please can I have your WhatsApp line?

Shinjawestside:
It may cost u almost 350K for the tooth..

haba 350k is way too much for me oo

Airesluxe:
Go to any federal dental university in your state , it should be cheaper there.

I'm in Anambra don't know any here
And how much do u think should be my budget? Cos I'm depressed already

Hello nairaland i lost my tooth by accident, please is there anyone in the house who have done any dentures or implants
Is there also a dentist?.... how much will it actually cost to to replace the missing tooth

Having gone through most of the comments.. some people can just spew rubbish, is it better they don't share the 8k and direct the money to themselves??
Some people will be saying he should use the money for this, use the money for that, have u asked urself what the poor masses will benefit from that??

Guy gat no taste

The guy don dey slim oo

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are just us*less....all of them

they don use this one like tissue
Acumen

jeromestarks:
Hmmm. The op did not know that the first time a girl is fvcked is the best time of her life.
They're usually difficult to penetrate but it gives them "goosebumps " (like he said).

A woman will never forget who gave her that feeling (a feeling of sweet and sour). Nothing compares to the feeling of the FIRST TIME. No other man in her life can make her FEEL like THE FIRST TIME.

This is why she will always allow the "first man" to fvck and mount her any time any day even if she's married to another man.


Struggle to be "The First Man" and have a peaceful home or else you will be in competition with several men who will be fvcking her in the office, at the market, in the hotel or even in your house and you will train another man's child.


Those who didn't marry their wives as a virgin are currently regretting their marriages. In fact, many marriages (with a non virgin woman) are over a long time ago, the couples are just struggling to be together to avoid "what people will say"

if u like be her first man a girl wey go cheat go cheat ....u go cry self

marlow1962:
Political science and education (graduated).
But for the job, ahhh let’s say no government work for now (I can’t spend heavily on sch, graduate and be paid peanuts by the government, hopefully wen I see i better government work I will key in), but for now I work privately.
I work as a customer care attendant for different private companies ( I mostly works from home, it’s fun since I got my weed,games, food and light, tho It can be borin as hell sometimes but nairaland and my PlayStation got me cover sometimes). When my son goes to sch in the morning, home can be a torment for me as there’s no one to visit me( no frnds, I hate it but I love staying alone).

The pay is good, with the grace of God with me, I can’t say I lack anything. I do not touch my main works money since I do other side hustle’s that can put food on my table.

This is weird, I think am beginning to talk too much about my finance life.

i need a private discussion with u pls

Na Ifeanyi uba slim like that?? Abi i no dey see well

Fingering that chioma's acidic pussy go clean that David's own

Gadafii:
you only fingered her even after she surrendered her body, another guy has fukked her real good and reset her brain

i can bet nobody else have seen her pant/gone far with her for now!

Gadafii:
Another guy fit don busty her cherry since you couldn’t do, and girls feybalways craze for guys that break their virginity, na why she no rate you again

Move on

you mean she gonna forget me after all the wotowoto fingering i did to her?

Osashalom:
You lost her already.. she surrendered for you to disvirgin her but you failed and got carried away by too much emotion. She don see you finish. She is now going to exploit your weak emotions while another nigga does the job. As it stands you have less than 20% chance of beding her .

she surrendered cause I saw what she's been hiding,more over u know some girls u can't break them easily like that it can take days , time and process

Crystalom5:
Seems like she's also your first.

not my first time oo, just that I don't want to surrender her to that pain without lubricant,but her attitude now make me regret the whole thing

Lurdd:
You should have went straight to the point
Now after reading all this blue film where do I start to advise you now

i need the advice ooo

Hy nairaland
There's this girl I met on April ,we got along and started dating, this girl love me Soo much and i came to love her , her body just dey turn me on when I remember the way her pant line is mapped out every time she wear tight skirt,the way i do handle her breasts, squeeze her nyash, drawing and releasing her pants and enjoying the sounds it makes, but before I started sucking her breasts she said no matter what she won't allow me do that ,i took the challenge and i succeeded in sucking her breasts with all my might we had a quarrel after my first attempt on her breast, although she's a virgin , she said this time around i can't see her pant color talk more of her VJ ,i took the challenge again ,long story cut short i spread her legs pull her tight off and shifted her pant and fingered her as she moans so loudly and was rotating on the bed like a "ceiling fan at it's lowest speed" while i followed suit fingering her while she rotates ,i was enjoying the loud moaning of hers not until my finger started paining me i stopped,she removed my finger from her toto and started crying i consoled her cos i know it's her first time of doing such, now she just leave her body for me,if i spread her legs she will leave her legs that way nd her pussy smells good nd i nearly licked her with my tongue ,but i just place my head in-between her thighs enjoying the sweet scent of her cunt, then i tried to penetrate her but my penis couldn't only the tip,
i tried with the stupid condom named foula but her toto dried the whole oil nd i was not with any lubricant nd when i tried to penetrate with my dick she would say it's paining her nd push her self away ,she suggested i should use water but i decided to leave it for another day ,after that day I have tried to logde her again but i couldn't few months later Nov/dec
the girl started misbehaving,if i send her message she would snub my message ,doing anyhow , if she wronged me she won't apologize,if she see me on
road she would look away
Advice me what should I do cos when I remember my romance & naughty escapede with her i just can't get enough of her
She used to give me peace of mind be4 and i love her

This meme boy resemble Putin oo

Nemesis0147:
and a lady that is still hustling or rather,,not hustling deserves to have sex ba?

So we should hustle so we can have sex?

Please I'm in serious need of a job
Around uga in aguata, it could be oko, Ekwulọbịa
Please is there anyone who can connect me

Goal

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