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TokunboCarsOnly:
Then the screenshot below is my task for Nigerians.

Happy birthday my brother. How old are you?

Ilamina:

Good question. Below is the little I know. I hope it helps you

Nonywendy:
if the op is actually like this u need to visit the hospital for proper check up so u knw if u hv underlying ailments

Well, he'd feel it if he had such. He never alluded to any such thing.
Some people are just naturally thin like these guys below.. Just as some are naturally fat

You people should stop posting this nonsense.

IT WAS A SKIT!!!!!!

Melissa16:
Sorry how she treated you.
Try and dewarm.
Go to the pharmacy and buy “wate on”
Eat food that contain fat. Blend Bananas and avacado with peak milk either together or separately. Do this 3 times in a week.
Add weight is a gradual process. Do this is in two months. Thank me later.

Where did he say he needed to, nor wanted to, gain weight? Maybe that's just his nature.
Here's what I wrote earlier:
Thing is, there are girls who prefer exactly this type guy!
Sooo, be yourself so you attract people who are naturally attracted to you!
(You'll take teasing from some useless people tho)

purehustle101:
You can divorce a man for lack of respect because is an emotional abuse, inregards to cheating, you can if you r mind can't carry it. But no guarantee the next man won't cheat, that's if you find it lucky to marry again. It's men world let's be realistic here.

Depends on circumstances, like how wealthy the man, who is footing the bills, what country or area they are in, etc

purehustle101:
Nobody goes into marriage with a mind of getting divorce someday. divorce is when both parties decide to end it or one party as the case maybe decide to call it in. Now the major thing that can make a man to divorce his wife is disrespect and infidelity. in regards to women is domestic violence or neglect, apart from these I suggest that couples should work themselves out because no relationship is perfect. That special person you love today might be a pain in the ass tomorrow,be wise.

Yeah? So a wife cannot divorce her husband because of infidelity and disrespect??

Johel:
That was what Tinubu meant when he said "BALABLU BULABA"

FINALLY!!! Someone has interpreted this!
I've been wondering what it meant

seunayantokun:
I only responded to someone's opinion, not the original post. My response is general about what should be. So, why are you quoting me?

Just a way of calling your attention to my post, not condemning you

Lanre1st:
Thanks bro.

Though what I really mean by my post is not to justify the act but to caution everyone not to loss guard or believe that because they are related, she safe. Everyone should give sexual space to opposite sex

I hear you bro.
But her own biological father??!! I honestly feel if there is one man a girl should feel completely safe with, it is her father. Unless he is sick, she'd always be a child to him

ednut1:
many also do not enjoy oyinbo churches because its civil and lacks gra gra. Nigerian churches may also be far away.

This is no excuse. They have Nigerian churches all over. See below

nepapole:
What's all these thread about relocating sef? It's getting too much and boring.
People shud go if they wanna and stay back if they don't .

All these threads are becoming tiring biko..

Because that's what vast majority of people are interested in.
I jokingly opened this thread below, not expecting FP.
It not only made FP but went to 20 pages!

https://www.nairaland.com/7421487/abroad-guys-relocate-back-nigeria

GistFullGround:


The girl is very beautiful but her father is a monster. She should be far from him until he dies. She can even relocate to Nigeria & have a good man to marry her & live ever after!

Relocate to Nigeria??
You don't have to curse the girl like that na

Lanre1st:
See, the word of blood relation is just a psychological taboo. All those girls your father, brother are fucking around are not in anyway different from you. Please give space for opposite sex regardless of blood relationship

blaquebelle:
If you have mental issues, please don't quote me. You can go ahead sleeping with your mom and sisters like the dog you are.

It is not just psychological, there are REAL physiological reasons and consequences. See the circled below

seunayantokun:
You should not be attracted to your own blood but domestic pornorgraphy must also be discouraged. It is as sinful as incest before God.

Ransomware:
because there are a lot of immature kids on this forum. broke boys forming red pillers, giving marriage advice when they can't even get a girl unless the one they pay for the night. these little kids are still battling their hormones and their only escape is porn.
there is little or no reasoning in them.

Nairaland is not a place to indulge in intelligent conversation, it is a window into the minds and twisted fantasy of the average Nigerian youth, when you look at the comments here, you will understand that Nigeria is going no where, not in the next 100 years

Poor girl said he barged into her room while she was half naked. They didn't comment on any of that, instead it is some photo they don't know where or under what circumstances it was taken, that's all that caught their attention!

BigYash:
Wahala dey o Beans go do this one so

I think it is his nature. Thing is, there are girls who prefer exactly this type guy!
Sooo, be yourself so you attract people who are naturally attracted to you!

BigYash:
Na so op dey like?

He didn't just say he is thin.
He said he is thin AND small.
And he never alluded that he needed to nor wanted to gain weight.
See his pic below. I admire his bravery and honesty tho

meobizy:
It is a lie. You people overestimate stories posted here. Achebe? Make I hear word. I can pen a better “experience.”

Genius, do you still think the story is fake? Mumu!

knowingChrist:
Also, Revelation 20 which you also showed tells us that its just the devil, beast and the false prophets that will be tormented forever. We know that sinners will also be thrown into the fire also but sinners aren't going to be tormented forever. Sinners will return to dust but the devil and his master workers will be tormented forever.
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Anything short of this is unjust, for who imagines eternal agony for someone else without questioning such judgment? Perhaps a wicked person or a person too scared to question such judgment.

A very good morning to you sir. No, you were not rude yesterday, neither was I. And you did give the same answer about Lazarus as you gave today - basically that the story is not truthful about how things will be (how you determined this and why a lie would be used is still a mystery).

Also read the two statements above. They are both from you sir. Do you see the contradiction?

So sir, it would seem you are twisting words and inventing new meanings just to fit into a teaching that was put into your head, rather than accepting that the teaching is not biblical.

As for JW, since I've already said unequivocally that you are one (it was not a question), all you had to do was say yes, showing it's nothing to be ashamed of. That's the straightforward, honest thing to do. Instead of a long round about as to wether it matters or not.
Do have a beautiful day sir and may God bless you and your household.

BigYash:
Just dey take am,atleast 3times a week.. You go add up ,its better than using drugs o.. And also remember to let go off your worries,so that the food go fit dey penetrate well

Ermmm, how will beans, custard, and milk help this guy below

knowingChrist:
Lazarus story was a parable sir, which means nothing in it is real. Jesus was just created a scenario for them based on their level of understanding of the judgment of God. However, if you read time to read the article patiently again, you'll see the relevant scriptural references. Then check this references if they support Lazarus parable. Also, if doesn't matter if you're a Muslim or not, you asked a question, and I'll answer you how best i can. For anyone who asks a question deserves an answer.

Ok, how about these below. They are definitely not parables.
I think it matters my faith, so you know where I'm comming from and my basic beliefs. Example, as JW I know right away you don't believe in Trinity

knowingChrist:
Did you read the article sir? Trying hard to fit your question to the article and I can't. Also, will it matter if I'm a JW or not?

So you agree with Lazarus story of eternal.punishment?

Well, does it matter if I am a moslem or not?

newdawn2017:
get lost Ahab. U shall fail at everything u do, may snake bite u. I know u re sad because u re a child borne out of r*pe, it's had, I can't understand. How ur father molested u, & made ur hole so wide as a child, it's hard, having ur father Mamba in ur mouth as a child every night before u go to sleep. My child, I understand u. But such is ur curse my dear one sadly

Where did all this come from?? I thought you said you wanted things the African way. Or is it only limited to Christmas?

knowingChrist:
I'm just glad you don't know that thing. For if there's something that can convince me, you'd have said. Glad there's no hypothesis or theories that is sound enough to convince the righteous. Good morning btw. Happy holidays to you sir.

Same to you sir. Well, something convinced St. Paul. Would such a vision convince you? Also you didn't address the story.
BTW you are JW

Honestly the man looks weird, not normal at all.
Like this billionaire below (with his wife)

Sooo, where does the story of Lazarus fit in your thesis.

Also, is there ANYTHING that can convince you that all you've been taught, all you believe is wrong? What would that be?

AnonymousNobody:
Your comment reeks of incomprehension. The summary of my submission translates as:

'Expose what you have to with maximum caution, by ensuring safety and security of life so as not to become a target'!

I do not see any wrong in that! If you have dearly beloved ones putting their lives in the line of fire as such, I do not think that you'd be fanning the flames in support. "Be brave but cautious simultaneously".

Be wise!

And on what basis are you in a position to give such advice? Do you know their circumstances? Do you know what precautions they took? Do you even know if they care about dying? And is that the right advice to be giving at this time? Is it that there is too much bravery in our society?
The few brave souls willing to stick out their necks and educate us about the inner workings of cultism, you are advising them to curtail it out of FEAR of being killed - exactly what cultists want!

kingmaster2009:
Yes... Perhaps you can even support him with your money so that both of you will keep ridiculing yourself along the street like a mad man....and be a campaign for Sabimus while Mr. Ibu or Broda Shaggi will be his Deputy president....if he eventually becomes the president ...he will give you minister portfolio to. handle ...he will give you a minister for illogical reasoning and slowpoke matters...

Yes... I'm in support...

You are being infantile again.
Face FACTS. Be HONEST!
As they are TODAY, the young man behind Sabinus will make a better president for this country than Tinubu. That's the TRUTH. Full stop!

Crenzywilliams:
No, he’s not to spend over 300 years in prison, he’s to spend a maximum of 7 years in prison. The maximum sentence on each crime is 7 years, and he’s to spend all the sentences concurrently. Meaning he’s going to serve 7 years in prison mate.

Exactly. But he won't even serve that. If you obtain details of the judgment, I can assure you there is an option of fine they are hiding. Money has changed hands and the guy is likely not to spend a single day in jail