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What can I do like dis oo

Felicity001:
Hahaha... na battle field? Lol

Real one... On Wednesday, I almost call d rider after an hour of drop off to see why I don't want to accept her trip, I struggled to hold myself, while crying bitterly within.

Freshprince91:
Morning my Oga's, has anyone taken a one way ride to owode, ibeshe road, ikorodu?
Does it worth the stress because i have never been lucky getting a trip out of Ikorodu the three times I've been there.

Fall back! I repeat fall back!! Code red

It was really a war front today. Rating before leaving home and when the day is said and done.

chillex8:
I no post anything.
Na audio

Audio kwa, its possible on uber, but Bolt doesn't have surge dis year, what deh have is distance make up

Freshprince91:
My Mondeo travel go ijebu with my Brother Hopefully, i go enter street tomorrow.
You no suppose vex for your boy, you be my oga for the game, 2 bottles of Best drink no go tear your pocket
We still fit run am before 31st, where make i dey come for Ogba?

My Oga leave me, my eyes deh red, since morning I never carry "I'm going to", nah " we are going to" I deh carry since, all my body deh pain me.

I don see today...

chillex8:
Omo no post Am ooo.
One driver for yaba show me him last week earnings on uber.
A whooping #161,900

Madooooo

Wetin come remain when u don post one my oga

Freshprince91:
Baba, all of una abandoned your brother on Christmas day, even egbon cooladex trowey face.
Gentlelife too. Make una well done.
God no go forget me as una do me this Christmas.

Meself deh vex say u forget me for dis season, how d hustle?

Gentlelife50:
Lol, before we got there. I recall they once told me not to use any route that have police check points, na so I begin driving like mad man come claim to call my colleague as a policeman. I noticed they were panicking then I accused them of smoking in my car, they started swearing they never did such a thing.
I come calm down begin dey explain to them about surge and the wrong destination they put and all that.
That it will affect their fare, they said they don't have much on them ooo.
I end trip finally it was 7,400. After roughly 20 minutes of argument they grudgingly paid I confirmed the trip.
That's the end

Thank God say I don first shake them

Nah u deh enjoy dis season o, infact u r d reason for d season.

famousguy01:
I’ve tried reaching them through that line but it’s saying the system cannot take message this time. I guess they’re on holiday. Thanks boss they wan give me compulsory leave

In an hour time deh should unblock u, d last time deh blocked me, I didn't stress my and they did activate exactly an hour after.

Felicity001:
Haha... but that’s not what you want guy what you want is fairness and respect.

No be them do surg?
No b dem allow saka?
No b dem say no cancellation fee?
Didn’t they collect commissions from the surge?
Abi na only you collect d full fare?
No b dem say “10% after 40,30/20 trips”
No b dem give conditions for weekend trips?

So why then won come dey change am for us

Let’s come together guy’s enough is good

We r running a capitalist economy, all dis coming together will wake Fahrez up from d blues.

Gentlelife50:
Set destination and started roving the airport and I got one around mafoluku, guy was trying to describe the place.
I told him I don't like going to pick riders where I don't know, he begged me to come that it was difficult for them to get me I change mind since na soji and it's destination trip.
Where una dey go? They say na eko Atlantic for the show, started trip and was seeing 2 hours plus.
Immediately we descend TMB I check my investment again and saw #7200 I shock, these guys go kill me today.

No be my fault naa, na Taxify cause am. See the destination they put on the app so the app gave them price for the place.

The place is after Shangotedo close to bogije I think

Continue oo

chillex8:
2.5X uber surge lured me to Ikorodu from yaba for the first time this year.
Am done with ikorodu. That place isn't part of lagos.
After ending trip, I ran back to civilization without blinking

I almost felt like crying yesterday, after I've cancelled all dat is left of both,I decide to take a leap of faith on a 1.7 surge to Ikorodu cos rider told me its just around agric... As I start d trip at Allen, I saw off obafemi awolowo rd, I pulled over and told dem I'm not going again, dis elderly woman plead emotionally and as me to see it as help, I just felt bad, she have to rest that on my conscience. Took me an hour to get a desirable trip back to Berger. I really regret going to that side.

Tyche:
CC: Freshprince91

Fresh prince91 come & see ur village ppl


On 31st I'll walk into Bolt office and surrender myself for blocking, yes! I admit to cancellation crime and deserve my time. Hopefully I get bail on self recognition.

tojahh:
Pick a rider at Kayode street Mushin.

Hello Baba NLA where you dey.
Me. Onipanu
Rider. Come Kayode street
Me. No shaking I sabi am. Where we dey go!?
Rider: Fola Agoro
Me. Okay.

Got there saw the guy, he wasn't looking an OK guy but since it's mushin I didn't expect less. (Apologies).

Ride started.
Me: Bros abeg use seatbelt.
Rider: okay.
Rider: You no get Marlian Music. Me I'm a Marlian.
Me: No
(SAW THE BALL IN MY CAR)
Rider: You be footballer?
Me: Yes
Rider: which wing you dey play?
Me: Right Back.
Rider: Abeg stop here I wan buy skushis
Me: You say?
Rider: Mi O'fe ra skushi
Me: I no understand Yoruba.
Rider: Guy I wan buy skushi.
BEFORE I SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS baba don open door as I dey move small small for the bad street go meet skushi woman. Buy 1k own, took my bottle water and pour it's content out using the container for his skushis.

I was just tired. He entered back as we joined the ikorodu road there was traffic. Na so him come down go dey shout for everybody for the traffic. As road clear na so I zoom pass am with speed sending the skushi to the ground for him.

He called me... As a matter of fact, I was already at Adekunle before 15secs.

Laff won tear my belle

tojahh:
This una talk of
winter is coming
January is looming
Next month is dreadful
Yen Yen Yen always makes me laugh. But I tell y'all, in January, nothing changes. Its quite an attitude from personalities that determined what is winter for them. For me, bring on the January!

I only dread rain season because it's a trap for drivers.

Boss December is far different from January, since last week it has been back to back, no rest, no sleep, events, wedding, sending of package all in one month. I've surpassed my Oct and Nov earning/bonus dis month

Gentlelife50:
Eyaa, u no do Uber or Opay?
Kpele, even if you call they won't pick. Try and mail them first.
Even guys go to their instagram and Twitter pages to disturb them, I learnt they attend to you faster that way.

Fortunately I was able to get ICM from Sanusi Fafunwa on Opay and I can as well access my Bolt acct now.

InfinityEstates:
Abeg Bosses in the house, help my situation. So I was at a traffic light today on my way to pick up a rider. Car (Corolla) suddenly started jerking and it went off. I thought it was a joke. Started it and it jerked again but this time, the car was just vibrating acting like it was about going off if I didn't accelerate. I quickly went to the mechanic. He said he suspected the plug. I changed the four plugs. Bought injector cleaner (or something). But the issue still persists. I noticed that the RPM is now below 1000 when idling on DRIVE. Please has anyone experienced anything like this?? How did you fix it??

I don't know oo, but in my lame man knowledge, I'll suspect d fuel pump

brogxy:
Why do offline this period when there are enough red tomatoes everywhere.

I've not been picking my offline client's calls, they won't understand what dis month means to me.

Gentlelife50:
Eyaa, u no do Uber or Opay?
Kpele, even if you call they won't pick. Try and mail them first.
Even guys go to their instagram and Twitter pages to disturb them, I learnt they attend to you faster that way.

I don on opay, rider no fit wait and I am not rider to go to lekki, right now I need sleep, just waiting for light traffic, soh I can blow home.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Whats your crime?

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Boss it ain't easy, 30/20 mins pick up, I can't kill myself, I have to do 9 mins yesterday.

Gentlelife50:
What's your own bolt task, my own is do 40 trips then pay 5% service fee.
With all these traffic everywhere

Stupid 5%, when u r done with 40, to do extra 20 becomes an issue. At the end u can't even get up to 6k bonus... Bolt can make one patch with devil just to spite them.

chucsmoore:
Current rating. From 4.9 to 4.58 within 7 days. Surge comes with consequences . Low rating and high cancellations, finally they block your ass . And you go to office and start begging to unlock ya Account

Life! U r looking up to someone, not knowing he too is going thro d same. I work hard to meet ur rating of 4.9+ , but it dropped from 4:85, I was mad at myself, thinking of which rider could have done dis, but find solace in riders having 3.0, so why bother? I don't mind dem blocking me tonight as long as 25th to Sunday is cool, the only hurtful part is just being on d Island now, I don't have the intention of working tomorrow, I've worked for 7 days straight now, so I was a bit sluggish today, even one of our own famous DJ took an hour on a 4km trip, I didn't even bother cos, honestly I'm tired (extra 1k after trip)... The medicine this period, be friendly with riders, smile to chat along with them, while u find a way to make them understand what's coming, the reason and how January will b so boring for drivers, that way they already know what's about to hit them. Once I find myself on 5%, d way I leave 100 change for rider, u will think Jesus is cool in me like that

Gentlelife50:
Abeg make una help me beg bolt o to give me request to the island, I don set destination for awolowo road ikeja tire

I'm on d island looking for a trip back home, but bolt block me... Uncle Izzou help me nah

27 cancellation today.

Ghost1994:
I saw this post on Instagram God will continue to bless all the good partners out there am happy for the driver oh can’t wait for day I’ll pay mine finish I’ll be tie most happiest man on earth

The lord is ur strength, just keep keeping on.

djwdiamond:
...and I accepted every request that came through and didn't reject any. These people have a way of making sure you don't get the money even when you complete the campaign. Never seen a platform as useless as this before. If you want to give someone money for hardwork, give them the money when they complete the work. Stop putting unnecessary conditions like hours online. What if I complete the trips before the stated hours? Completion rate: rider requests and cancels or the app cancels as usual and then I'm affected. I'm I supposed to stop the rider from cancelling their trips? A rider with 2.50* raining is still making orders and causing trouble but Taxify will block driver for having a 4.49* rating meanwhile their own app rating on Play Store is less than 4.0*. Think about it.

u don vex finish boss... Dis crack me up

sharpk007:
Explain fire .. I chop 4.5X dis morning, from Muri Okuola to Cardogan 5.3K.. d niga paid 5K wit beg, I just free am and move....

Nah rating go suffer em... My rating just drop by 0.03%

ajoks533:
Good morning house... Please I need to ask, does being humble in rendering a service mean you should allow a customer render the space unusable for the next customer? I mean, these guys will eat and litter the whole place with food grease and crumbs. Imagine if after changing the diapers, the next rider comes in and is stained with baby poo. How you wan take keep mouth apologize to the rider.

Polite reasoning with riders, most time I tell rider that want me to use a bad road about his/her wish and the outcome... If u want me to use a bad road and damage my shocks, next time u enter a car with bad shocks don't complain, dis and dat, d ride price, d cost of shock, d understanding will all have to share.

Seun360:
Boy o boy.

Lord have mercy... Driver will have to explain to rider with illustration.

Felicity001:
Hahahahahahahababababahahahahahahahahah.
Which kind human being u be? Hahahah

let's gather and help a brother.

About Hire purchase/ rental... I can't advice my enemy to go for hire purchase, the risk is not worth it, but with rental you have peace of mind, all you have to live with is just your conscience.

donfortune48:
Lolzz.
Izzou is quite Legitimate and diplomatic for the life we live in this country.

Soh Buhari is corrupt abi? Make uncle Izzuo join politics today, if deh no go pull em leg out... U will realize our own very Izzuo stole mirror sharpener in primary 2