₦airaland Forum

izzou:


Ipaja and Ayobo no far naa

Or maybe the ladies didn't want to look too local. So dey lied it's Ipaja

Main contact don't live in Lagos, she just need a place to hide her head before proceeding

Eizenburg:
You wey tell me Ipaja, come send me go Ayobo That means you go come Abuja come collect

Nah Ipaja deh tell me oo

Eizenburg:
2 way trip 55km =. 3300
Trip Time 270mins = 2970
Uber Base fare =. 200

How much tithe you want collect?

I had CU package delivery of N10k, otherwise I for Dey cry

I deh here deh wait boss...

tojahh:
This cracked me up.

. Nsogbu di kwa

Wetin man go do boss... Nah to deh play Umu Obiligbo and Flavour

Eizenburg:
This CU traffic. . . . .

Ijeoma

deedee44:
I care , 10k cuz of you. My num is still the same

Deal out boss

izzou:
Covenant University runs again?

Are u game? Let's deal

Eizenburg:
You don turn CU agent??

All nah hustle o

skillip:
Pope, where you dey take arrange all this your CU runz ? Cu-Ipaja, now CU-Sura. You don get appointment ni?

Lol, me and Bishop b padi nah I even get CU to magodo, but d girl no deh talk beta 6k5, soh I later her matter.

CU to sura.... Who cares and how much is good enough? Rider pleading wit 8k

Ghost1994:
Bros pls be careful for this people? I do get their request once Dey y’all talk say “please pick something for me in mushin blablabla” me go tell them straight say oga I’m gonna cancel you straight. No more story:
Ps once the rider want to send messages like cakes/valuable and visible stuff that I know it’s X2 the trip earnings, I go do am oh. If I see packages wrapped with black nylon or brown envelop I no Dey go. Cancellation is better than police wahala abeg.

I'm good on dis matter, but one can't b absolutely perfect, deh r dayz u will b so happy that the 2k will mean nothing

deedee44:
Oya stamp it already. 07084741797

Updated: give eizinburg, as he don first me talk, him no drop number sha

Nice one boss... So EBurg we have a deal tomorrow, I'll call u later in d day.

Epphy:
You should know Mushin boys na. As he mentioned pickup package and Mushin! His real father true true!
That's the format they use to dupe unsuspecting new drivers especially greedy ones.

It is well, even physical goods self, I don't borrow. If I find myself in shoes of going for a delivery, I'll ask the goods and mode of payment. If I'm ohk with the goods and whoever is going to pay the money in case of cash, the goods remains in my booth till payment is confirmed or d car remains lock in case of cake/ perishable goods.

The only case I'll borrow is wheb rider going to eatery, mostly girl's and we both agreed on alert confirmation after trip.

Please watch out for that number, I jejely park at Sura Mogaji ard Coker rd when dis request came in, so I call the rider... He said I should please help him out and he will settle me well. Ohk! What may I do for you? I'm in airport and need to get a package at mushin, please bring it to the airport once u get the package, I'll give u 7k plus your trip money, u can start ur trip from dia. Thank you. The gods of Mrjaydee don locate me i started dancing parte after parte not until d oxymoron ask me to call him when I get to the street and as well give the person 3500, he will balance everything when I get to the airport... In AY voice "His real father"

Eizenburg:
Ok boss. Make I take the money buy fragrance.

So who is going let's sign dis deal and move on

Mjosh1000:
Will do 7k if the offer is still open, hope say dem no go carry too much luggage
Cc: @pope

The offer is open, waiting for who to seal perfect deal with

mrjaydee:
Got a request inside Lekki 1. Got the house rider say make I enter the compound, na so I enter the compound.

The lowest car I see na Hilux, Benz Porsche, Rangerover etc

Rider: pls park your car and start the trip we are going in my G-wagon.

Me: Confused and excited..I just say no props. In my mind ehn if you see happiness.

Na so I take drive Gwagon reach airport to pick her parents and back to lekki. The trip was a card trip, madam still dash me 10k.

Now I'm back in my coro, the car just dey vex me. We go use all body to turn steering, person go enter pothole or your head go dey pain you.

Chai! God punish poverty.

Modified. If you drive a Gwagon come airport you are free to park and stop anywhere. I saw those bastards tout dem just dey salute

2nd lekki to airport. Rider paid 8k. 23k today... lazy driver closed

Nice 1... On d second tot, fear won't allow me to push someone G wagon, my liver no reach

Eizenburg:
As dem be cute girls, I’ll manage N7.5k

Lol, I didn't say deh r cute I don know ur type, u r part of d ppl dat always wear fragrance before snapping picture.

If u will do 7k boss, lemmi seal it with dem

Eizenburg:
No be one way trip. It’s essentially a 2 way trip.

10k seems fair.

Where in Ipaja, that would determine the discount I’ll give

I'm not d one going, that is why I need someone ard d area... Deh r 2 mini girls and said all deh have is 7k boss, anyone that can do that or i should tell dem to look else where.

izzou:
Price for a one-way trip

Driver's discretion is advised

I deh always trust u, Izzou d wicked taxify driver

tojahh:
Haha na for Pope head you wan gross 10k?

that trip no pass 3k o on a one way thing. Except there are stopovers.

The tin weak both me and d student... You ppl should pity for school children nah, during my time nah free bus we deh join come house

Eizenburg:
Time??

Saturday morning

deedee44:
15k promo price. WhatsApp 08038017623 if we have a deal. Thanks

Final answer 15k?

Mjosh1000:
I think I need the option of 50-50

Oya call Izzou... Cos 10k is much

Mjosh1000:
10k [/b]

Is dat ur final answer?

eherbal:
you need to hear the lies these girls are conditioned with.bros you'll weep hot tears for Nigerian girls.im yet to see a successful runs girl. It doesn't end well for them.

Lol, deh r successful cos success is relative, we all have different definition for success and hapiness deh say is always in spite of sometin... The iPhone's & eating at black bell, do you know how many times I took riders to black bell and end up driving to my regular mama put to eat.


Pls I need a driver that can do an offline trip on sat. Covenant university to Ipaja

Gentlelife50:
Wetin concern me with them? Ashawo dey loyal? We are like ashowo do us well we switch to your side

. Me I no b ashowo, I b jesusson3030

pocohantas:
I would never understand this. Never...

Ladies have power and strength more than men, dats all

tojahh:
Borrow me the hard disk na

U won rent

radautoworks:
Because there is always a mumu to pay

Lol, one day mumu will fail her. I felt bad for d girl yesterday, I was lost in d tot of calling her today and talk some sense into her head, but on second tot, I may be d senseless one. Life does not have to b my view, she has pick her path, we only have to wish each other well.

Gentlelife50:
Don't drop bvn to anybody even me that went to the office they never asked for it

Boss soh u don reach dia, u r not loyal to Bolt atall

ndubuis:
lol. Yes, she gave me one star. Yes, but she also learnt the hard way. The girl was arrogant. She was getting down from the car towards the mall, didn't say a word to me. Had to ask her how long it will take. She said, five minutes. But I should call if I'm getting restless. Under hot sun. Lol. I called after 15 minutes, she said she's done and already paying. Waited another 10 minutee before leaving the idiot at the mall. I did five more short trips around VI/Ikoyi after that. The good news is that if I hadn't done that, I wouldn't have been on 3% as we speak. When she gets back to KPMG, she will tell her arrogant friends what happened to her, they too will learn, that's how reorientation of riders is done, not by caring about ratings.

Men dem