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deedee44:
Highly ranked military officers always protect their images, it's the ones that are not commissioned (low ranks) that do gra gra upandan

The man is a nice fellow, we get along good after the whole issue

deedee44:
Colonel don bash my bumper before for ebute meta. The man wanted to change it that it was my fault I just flared up, when dem jami si say na soldier (colonel) na him I call my friend wey him brother be major as I no know which rank high pass that time. My friend just smile and say guy you go let this one slide o
I guess the colonel didnt want negative publicity because all the while I was recording with my phone. The man just gave me 2k to go and fix my bumper, the woman I carried asked if it would be enough, hehehe madam it is more than enough already, let's go

One top military personnel once gave my boss d kind loud bang sound at d back of his car and broke d back light... So we got down with speed of light to reck havoc on d presumed mad driver. He was on mufti, as my boss took one side of his car, I took d other and his statement from the tinted car was very irritating "Take my number and call, let's settle this", like! Who does that? Who are you? Oga come down from dis car jhoor, we keep blabbing, until I peep thro d back sit and saw his uniform... I just call my Oga to one side, Oga dis man is an army man o... He look at me with calm voice and soh? las las I have to handle the matter in a mature way and turn it to explanation for him to reason our plight and put himself in our position. My boss wasn't ready to talk to him again, he got angry and left, but I push on with the case, after 2 days, he send 10k.

Gentlelife50:
All these men that invite ladies and switch off phones or not pick calls what exactly is the colour of your problems?

This girl my (last trip yesterday) came from Lekki to VGC and the man didn't pick calls again.
I have to start going back to Lekki, the girl was just boiling and shouting in the voice note she sent the man.
Thank God she was on promo, the fare was 2,800 and she was to balance 2k which was what she have.
But men no dey try ooo

How about if u r on destination trip? That was how I pick 2 ladies yesterday on a destination trip, one of dem was being rude or too happy that she left her manners in d hotel I picked dem from, but I maintain my cool with d solace dat it will soon come to an end. Mid way to d trip I hear one of den saying they will just pick up the sharwama and reroute d trip. Inside my mind I May God help u to reroute dis trip... As I was approachin destination, I already have one hand on d end, before she word I, my hand has already slide end trip. Oh! And I want you to park and wait for us? Sorry ma, I didnt know, you can book another ride. Home I go straight.

If I want to go to Igondo now, I'll book short trip first then reroute it *cause trouble*

fasa199:
Just 3 trips and a rating of 4.75 turns 4.5. How manage Bolt answer me ooooo

Not the 3 trips boss, your rating have been 4.5 since, its just reflecting.

izzou:
I go to see my mum some weekends. She stays in Badagry

When I'm coming back, I still see Bags of foreign rice seized by customs with the owners begging and crying

Within me, I'm like "Why do people still take this unnecessary risk only to lose at the end? "

Some people like wahala. I don't even know how to beg much sef.

Same here, I just try as much as I can not to go beyond my boundary.

izzou:
Brotherly, dem no dey telli person

For those who want to try it, they can watch this video fesss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KCwOT1CdiE

I hope deh did not shoot d man? I really feel for him, I don't know how people always choose to dine with trouble.

Babadee1900:
Guess I was lucky to have met with a cool man, was at Ajah on Saturday when a request came in, while trying to find my way down to Happyland estate, FrSC guys stopped me, I didn't know I was not using my seatbelts as I was rushing down to pickup destination, phone on one hand, another on the steering.

They flagged me down, I stopped, the man requested for my DL, I showed him, in other not to waste my time, I simply said pls sir I am going to pick a rider and in a hurry. The man just said Oh You Be Uber Driver, I said Yes Sir. He said GO.

Lasma will never let u go, dose guys r hungry lion.

adsmaster:
You are on point here baba. Have been thinking of what to do the day wey those airport mofos or lastma go apprehend me, while thinking about it my mind could only come up with these solution. That if it happens (i dey always get one gallon of fuel for my booth incase) say them clamp my car for airport or lastma go bring towing van, naaa to chill allow them do the clamping once the towing van comes, and is reversing to put his towing rop naaa to go open my booth carry the fuel pour am on top my car and the towing van, pour for my body, pour for my mouth spit the content on the lastma,the faan tout and open my pigeon hole remove lighter wey dey there........no be person go tell them to fante,

Boss please don't try it oo, they have army guys in airport, I'm sure ur gra gra will end up as grape bursting in a fruit fight, no let Buhari boys reason ur matter.

Prince3:
Hahaha. Tojahh you done tey for this enhailing hustle oo, no experience I never hear from you and pope, most expecially you...
I go need both of una contact oo una the ginger my spirit, Seriously...
Mine is 08107894935

Nothing do u my Oga, but deh go still run u street one way or d other, no matter how smart you stand. Nah d way una reason matter.

Crvrider:
Maybe he just likes to do his thing low key. Bro prolly fit don light the oven sef and now dey prepare for the altar. Except poco never ready to settle down cos the way I picture her in my head she's probably going to be one sweet gal you keep coming back to after the first oven is lit. See this as a complement, pocoloco.

Oven that is already conclusive, pocozzou, locozzou & izzou jnr on dia way

donfortune48:
The day I activated my Ocar app, I was at ICM and got a request from river valley estate Ojodu Berger. Rider was going to Ikeja.

what a trip

Freshprince91:
Make dem no do like that o!
2600 worth of tfare. Ha!
I didn't pay attention because of the rowdiness yesterday, its like the money usually reflect in the Opay payment App the next day or something .

Abeg taxify said they sent my money since yesterday that i should contact my gtb.
Hope no be Audio money?
I no understand why dem go talk say make i go meet gtb... I don dey receive credit alert since yesterday, taxify own no dey

Just for joke, I'm sure deh will credit u, I wish I can join d ocar gang, but I'm not good at stressing and my suit is dirty

tojahh:
Bros, you see this Lagos.. Na only Lekki toll gate I never fit dagbo.

One day for BRT lane na so dem block us for front and BRT dey our back dey blow horn. Na one woman dey front and she dey fear come dey slow. Those guys begin ginger her snap everybody wey follow BRT. As them dey snap me, I dey snap the guy. Him dey look me dey wonder if I well. As them park everybody na so I see free chance enter the speed lane.

Paul Walker would need Lasri card to catch me on that speed I used in changing lanes

u have to take madness to cure madness in Lagos. I'm really feeling for dose oride guys, d way deh take dia bikes from dem, lord have mercy

Freshprince91:
eherbal, you don start o!
I go call uncle Jesusson2020/Wiseone2020 for you o .

Ofime & Gentlelife50, abeg i just completed my first Opay trip (oyin jolayemi -Alapere) and rider did an online transaction which reflected on my Oride App but na 0 still dey my Opay payment App. What could be the cause and why dem go send me go pick a rider for Mile12 when i dey Alapere?

The first ride is driver's contribution to d stability of d platforn... Alapere to mile 12 is under on local government

Gentlelife50:
Chilex this is blood money oooo
I am swimming inside blood, my eyes are bloody

It will b like film trick when u start getting trip of 1.1 surge for 3 mins or 19 mins for 1.7 surge.

chinyce:
Every driver has a story. We tell it to encourage others not to give up. Mine goes like this.
It was 10am, just collected the corrolla from the company after serious drilling and screening, was going home to just rest. At that fly over bridge that connects 3MD to Ikoyi, there was a gradual hold up. Getting to the top of the bridge to join the line that goes to Ikoyi. One danfo jumped infront of me. Mehn, I just collected the car and you want to bash it. I swung to the right to avoid a clash and too much English. Gbam! Right infront of me was the men in yellow. Lastma. The danfo zoomed off. I have already been pushed out of the line. Next move, bloody mistake. Had to start begging commuters to let me back into the line. Lagos drivers are wicked. Nobody send me. I was driving alone on one lane trying to join the main line. More mistake. The men in yellow was still watching from afar. Mistake continues. My silly head didn't think. Just want to get home and rest. Only to drive towards them. The next thing, is they started posing me for picture. One of them jumped in beside me. They said, I have created a third line. I was supposed to join the line from the beginning where I met the slow traffic going to Ikoyi. Hence i have broken traffic rule. I was trying to explain my self out. More mistake. The guy stretched his hand and grabbed the car key. Gbam! The trap has caught meat. I almost fainted. Just got this car, have not worked a day. My account was red, pocket empty. Don't even have money for fuel to begin work the next day.I ended up at olowu. If you've never been there pray never to. Not even a request should take you there. Better say Amen! Lastma are the most wicked. Here I understand the meaning of police is your friend. We started debating the price from N90k. We agreed 15k Then started making calls. I called the whole world. Finally raised closed that. Went back to the goat (guy stinks with all the money they make) the lastma boys handed over my case to treat my Bleep up. Offered them 10k with dehumanizing begging. Before they released the car.

Hustle has started since. Seen more obstacles worse than these. The Almighty makes us stronger with them. Keep pushing guys, never give up.

Your biggest mistake is trying to reason with an unreasonable fellow. I hope we understand how this people pray every day to apprehend defaulters (knowingly or unknowingly), it is prayer answered for them.

tojahh:
Sorry man. But next time once you sight them afar and no one is allowing you join the lane. Baba just continue straight there must be another route that leads to your house.

tojahh nah only God go fit judge u, I won't have tummy upset on dis platform. I was readin d comment without checking d poster, only to finish d comment and said this most b Tojahh and u no disappoint

There must always b another route ah swear, either u connect carter bridge to ijora or use yaba link to clinical road, highest fuel consumption can't b more than 500. Lately they always beg or yell at me to move at traffic light, cos I don't mind parking the car and walk to the lasma just to ask if the green means move. About airport, I dash cab drivers airport riders, ever since I paid 5k last year February, its drop and go position at 7/8, enough hotels ard dia.

Jgoldie:
Everything about the picture is just blaaaaa like blaa blaa blaa blaa

I don't know how to put it....kinda look odd.

Congratulations to the mom

Nairalanders guy are so fucking fugly,I get to meet 2 to 3 guys and all the enthusiasm disappeared...I don't know,maybe it's high expectations on how they present themselves on this platform but real life they are just blaaa


To ya'all,the first thing people noticed about you are your shoes...Get quality shoes to wear and your sins are forgiven

Waka waka

tojahh:
Sorry sir... You know its been long I turn left and turn right

How would I have known Monday was Jollof rice

U r not a professional driver if not u will b sleep driving once in a while.


Anyway make I go find somewhere buy 2 bottles... Messi has hit d right spot

tojahh:
Today is Monday.

Boss Monday is always a peak day, got back to back, but malaria won't let me. Had to call it a day, trying to sought d best way to knock malaria out with my native doctor

mrjaydee:
Pope shey na you wear suit come OCAR training?

Suit ke! Local man cannot can o

mrjaydee:
Pope enter lekki..I will be there this morning for the 10am training. It's free and lasts 1hr.

I'm tired already, no good trip on bolt... I've cancelled and is like cancellation is already sick of me. You ppl should come back and let's make bolt work again, we can do it.

Babadee1900:
This E-hailing job is quit interesting, I started yesterday and I have met with some interesting riders. I started today's hustle on Bolt, parked in front of my Estate, (Thera-Annex) a request came in, picked up rider at Sangotedo market, she was going to Altican Beach.

She was with her son, five minutes into the trip, she said she wants to stop to quickly get fish and pepper, that was how my waiting time started, she left alone leaving her son behind, I was minding my business jamming to Hillsong Worship (both mother and son were feeling the songs).

Fifteen minutes gone, madam is yet to come back, I couldn't end trip as her son was with me in the car and their stuff from the market was in the trunk. I had to wait more, while waiting the boy said 'uncle are you on Instagram, I said yes, he said can you please follow me? I need to get to 200 followers, I said No issue, opened IG and told him to type his username, followed him and he has been liking every of my IG photos since.

Madam later came, total waiting period 30 minutes, we continued ride towards altican, goto their destination, ended trip, collected my 1700. I drive back to Abraham Adesanya hoping to get another ride, 10 minutes, nothing I just closed bolt and opened Opay, na Opay come do me well.

Tomorrow is another day, bumbum is paining me.

You r welcome

izzou:
Next year is our year

Just passin by

OmoOshodi:
minimum of 200k gross weekly


Musa don vex go back village

his car should b in mechanic place by now. But how do ppl put up dis energy and still remain fresh with chubby cheeks I need to see Freshprince cheeks, I just want to check sometin

OmoOshodi:
.who knows this man....I need to receive lecture from him and know the kinda car he's using


O boy

See the real hustler

Dats like 100+ trips in a week... Nothing Ozil no go see for bench. Finally, our problems r bigger than each other. But why don't we have consistent monthly driver like Messi and Ronaldo have been doing in d soccer world?

chucsmoore:
Bolt Support phone number: 08039012019

Chucsmoore & Izzuo deh r calling u... Uncle Uche say u should show now before d sun rise.

chucsmoore:
Tommorrow is another day. Rest is needed

Izzuo please help me with dat Bolt number, I want to tell dem something...

https://www.nairaland.com/5557385/ola-oyeshina-lastma-officer-before

What a pity, I hope dis guys will learn, tinz r not easy and people r just struggling to get by. On Thursday I saw a task force truck loaded with bykes, opay, Max and regular bike heading to dia Oshodi office. Some times I just get tired of this Lagos. It is well

Freshprince91:
Chief, you've earned it!
Meanwhile, i have been parabulating ikoyi-oniru-Lekki for almost 1 and half hours to complete the remaining 4 trips and wicked taxify no give me trips.
I don give up on their ojoro bonus.
I wan dey go house.
Na so dem do me two weeks ago when i completed 13 trips on sunday and they said my acceptance rate was 5% lower than expected.
Monday by God's grace, i will join O'car. This wuruwuru too much for me

Boss u r balling hard now oo

izzou:
Just manage and complete it.

It's just two

Dem deh beg person? Imagine! Just two to go, tired! Mi! I laff in Jamaica.

mrjaydee:
I dey OCar like this... omo dem get fresh ovens for this lekki. When I enter dem just dey say welcome sir. Them know no say I be "driver"

Uber your fada left yansh!

Please help me to register nah