₦airaland Forum

BAZ001:
Yeeeeee I no talk am? See money?
Say na slamstanlee and pope191 dey motivate real life , not saka-motivator.
I dey inside rain for lekki peninsula II trying to hit todays targets but be like people no wan go mainland again.
Destination no gree work.

deedee44:
Go and get a cardboard, write MESS NOT ALLOWED, and paste it in your car

AntiBrutus:
No offence taken o. Na Lagos girls, they can form nonsense ehn. With their coconut head.

I remember one I jam for our corporate office in VI. Naso she dey speak with different foreign accents "pardon...you say, you mean"

Ordinary formal letter I tell her to write. Naso she dey turn all the sides of A4.

1daboi:
I dey collect steady. What I do now is to shift the ac vent towards my nose. That way, I don't perceive anything. Our work no easy boss

izzou:
No offense, but as soon as you typed that, I suspected it would be a "She"

Carried one from Gbagada the other day. Got to the roundabout, she said its MM2 and that I should go straight. I told her MM2 is not straight..

At that moment, she knew she didn't know where she was and there was no need to form. Then she asked politely, " Please it's Aero I'm going to"

The rest is history

BAZ001:
Dey careful for inside rain, them no go hear.
One Corro boy they my front here for ikoyi, d knack battery head , dey knack kick , open bonnet. car no gree start
Me just dey look am dey wait for request.
Sure d guy just comoth for flood water.
Abeg elders which way inside this rain? Na to take day off.
Police, lastma just take cover from rain, everywhere don start to dey block by dis time

Xneg:
Lol, obviously she won't believe you.

slamstanlee:
When your rider is confused between mm1 and mm2 and una begin do turn turn, this is what u get from vi
Taxify will not kuku pass 2500.
Una good morning o

Xneg:
Nothing beats getting up early and closing early night. Night is not certain yet it comes with lots of risks.

slamstanlee:
No try am for ikeja dem go tow your car if u no dey around.
One day a friend ask me to stop by and pick his phone at computer village.
I paid this tout that usually take 500 to park and watch ur car... mumu me instead of to enter the designated car parks and pay same amout.
Just beside the access bank atm, around d new bus terminal( i have parked there briefly for free like twice)
This time i knew i would stay a little longer
Las las the phone guy delayed me up to 50mins.

I didn't know tout don waka leave my car.
Got there i no see car...
Na ikeja traffic police station near local government office boys around say dem go carry car go.
5k i pay to settle dem.
I friend pity me give me d 5k back when i gist am.

I kuku get anothet jungle parking strategy but i never try am;
Open bonnet and put c-caution or put on hazard light. But make sure you can see the car from where u stand or sit

slamstanlee:
Unfortunately flood full island.
I dey vi. Plus grandmothers of traffics.

I don off apps. Make i go greet popsy for oniru

eherbal:
they're never at the same place at the same time because they're the same niggas.its been established long ago

dru23:
I dey o.. Starting to get busy small for me ..I want get ready for Xmas season ahead of time... So anything for the Boys?

jesusson2020:
Started Uber last week and I make 80k plus.

Yesterday Monday I make 19k plus.

Now I can even save more. God bless Uber

slamstanlee:
9km trip na road we spend d whole time.
Uber and bolt should just program the surge very high anytime rain drops biko. Roads getting madder.

Cooladex:
Lol. You're right, got a request inside cercle mall yesterday, I entered and saw 4 ladies, with plenty load, one of them approached me and said, "pls there is flood on our area, are you willing to go?" I thanked her for her sincerity and told her i wouldn't be able to, and cancelled. Just parked by the side and before you know it, one corrola guy came and took them.

slamstanlee:
We are here with the rain

Epphy:
When driver throw baddest ones nko.

I sha know today I throw some bad ass stuff luckily each time I did, na only me dey inside moto

izzou:
Time to derail

I have a question for married folks here? How do you guys cope when your wife is pregnant?

I carried a lady today. Obviously someone's wife. But she was so so unattractive. I really do not want to describe her with derogatory words...

And I thought within myself.. ..Is it possible that I'll find my wife unattractive when she's pregnant?

Maybe looks shouldn't be a criterion for one to choose a spouse.

Her looks made me give marriage a third thought

Buynowautos:
I ask questions before I leave my location. If not long run you will be running at lost. Don't be too desperate they will take advantage of you

Epphy:
With VIO on the road, one gat to be careful nowadays esp during the day if one doesn't consider the car at all

Epphy:
3 bags of 50kg rice and 4 big & heavy bags including 2 riders
Destination is towards my area, the money is tempting (Thomas Est, Ajah to Surulere) but I'm sorry I can't risk my absorbers

Gentlelife50:
The worst part is some of the fare are not more than #500, once I hear I have sent it I will ask u to wait for me to see alert first. Some of them will frown, wetin concern me. I must see the alert before u get down simple.

jpworld:
Your statement) :Its a civil case and police can only arrest and charge to court not to detain the accused.

Nothing concern police with civil case, but here there is a case of assault, it's criminal, and you don't need video evidence to indict or even proof ur case beyond reasonable doubts

jpworld:
Olodo, is as u dey contradict yourself.

Cooladex:
I don read am. They guy show am pepper

izzou:
I actually feel for the lady.... Maybe all she did was genuine

But who never go, no know. If you have been scammed couple of times with that transfer shiit, you'll know how it hurts

She just had a ride with the wrong person

izzou:

slamstanlee:
i bet straight win on d match na. Dont have to watch it

slamstanlee:
To and fro uber trip. 6200. 3%
Rider: take this (8000)
You did well and was really patient. I appreciate. Gimme ur number, i may call u again.
As i was dropping her at eko hotel, another request entered.
Where?
Rider: satellite town.
Me: i dont go to satellite, but i can drop you at festac, alakija busstop if you don't mind
Rider; yes thats fine.

Las las na orile she come down. Me just drive enter surulere jeje.
Now uber dey wan me i have less dan 1.45hrs driving time left.
E good sef. Both taxify+uber don enter 21k
Na to set destination to GRA sure pass. But if i see lekki like this i no mind. Small energy still dey. Patapata i go enter elegushi beach and get mainland trip again
Happy weekend o