₦airaland Forum

Alvin007:
Na my bank and keyboard e dey o! Make I rent you?

Make dem beat me wetin thinker deh beat pan abi? But u fit rent me if bite is allowed, I can b ur Tyson.

Alvin007:
Please, which of these guys are you....make I rent you for this fights na!

Lwkmd... Boss! E b lyk say ur fist deh for ur keypad

Gentlelife50:

Dru go show?
Abi e no dey do all those things again?

Nah everybody wey get matter go settle scores

The essence of war is peace... Don Pablo Escobar Gaviria

Gentlelife50:
No be small thing, I suggest onikan stadium it has space that can take all of us the spectators besides it's at the center for those coming from the island or mainland.
Or what do u think?

Onikan is just the right place. Let's just settle all these dramas once and nobody must run. If it becomes royal rumble, we already know the Honda civic, corolla and kia Rio team. What we just don't know is who will win.

franksam2009:
a wretched man who can feed you, your family and extended family combined lol,. I no Sabi do internet fight, if u want a fight just gimme a location and stop running ur mouth

@Alvin007! Its like we are getting dia o... Like Gentle said "Never say never'

Gentlelife50:
My own is to just stay one corner and be liking post of the fighting.

Hopefully one day we will observe physical challenge dat will take us d spectators to national stadium

GAZZUZZ:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/14/article-0-18BAC49E00000578-738_634x382.jpg

Boss is ur day, I know dose 3 bottles no go do u as d movie deh go.

3ace:
The brake fluid supply hose to the calliper may have burst lesding to a leak. Another culprit could be that the rubber at the tip of the piston inside the calliper is torn also leading to a leak. Make sure you take the car to your mechanic immediately for safety. Don't worry, it is a simple fix.

That was what the mechanic told me, but I'm home now. Thanks boss

franksam2009:
ur master cylinder rubber is dead, better fix it sharply beta it fails completely in traffic

Thanks boss

Break fluid leaked from drivers side front tyre, top it and notice break is not sharp nd almost at ground before car total halt, but when I off d car, break will seem normal. Please FAM come to my aid, enroute lekki from mainland, still on d island. Wot come b d reason for this?

deedee44:
I do that when fare is less than 1k, try it with yahoo boys, 9k fare. Your trust will never be the same after then

Niiade:
so sorry to ask but about this transfer issue, isnt it instant transfer abi which kind of transfer are you guys talking about, confused ooo

Every transfer is not instance where i'm from, especially weekend like this.

franksam2009:
but you are a bit greedy Sha,. Why tell him to add 500 when he freely offered to give you 4k ,, if it's me I won't add anything to the 1k I saw on app

Bros I agree with you if you say so, but to me, it bargaining power, I don't want him to feel cheated or I'm satisfy, thinking he have gone too high saying 4k. If he didn't add the 500, I'll still take the 4k with all pleasure, its just mind game.

Note: I once took someone to phase 1 from mainland and saw 1400, which taxify later review to 3300 ( on estimation) ... I took it like dat and the rider was quick to say keep d 100 naira change, but in my mind, I was like, you think you are doing me a favour? That the part I hate, when a rider thinks they r doing me a favour.

chucsmoore:
unlike me, I will let her go and she can do transfer to my account later. I have a very compassionate nature which am trying hard to moderate. You handled d situation well.

Just like me, I trust easily, too many times rider's transfer and try to make me look at the phone... I'll just take them never mind. Go with your conscience and it never failed me for once, except one girl that took my account and never send my 1k.

BillGoldberg:
I will advise people to stop investing in Uber and Taxify for now. How do you buy a car of 2-3 million and you are using it to go and drop school children for 500 naira? How do you carry people with AC from Allen Ikeja to Abule Egba and you are seeing 1,100? How do you make a trip from Oniru to Gbagada and am seeing 1,000? Even Okada under hot Sun will charge above that! Even Molue will charge above that! Funny enough, you still see these basstad riders telling you to go and pickup people along the route so they will share the money 300 each! Who told these e-hailing iddiots to review the price of cabs downwards? Are they not aware that this business is for a class of people? If you can't afford it, getout!

Am in civia pains right now. To beat a rider is hungrying me.

Easy boss! Don't goan beat army that's not in uniform, I believe taxify too are just set of hustlers, just trying their hands in what they don't really understand... Last week, they review mid December trip and add what I didn't earn on my balance. Yesterday, pick a rider from lekki county to Ikeja, saw 1000...

Me: Sir, we need to talk
Rider: what's it
Me: there is a problem, do you know I pay toll fee 300
Rider: Yes
Me: Now the app is showing 1000, can we say the trip is 700
Rider: No, it should be more, can you review it or is 4k enough for the trip
Me: Sir! Review ke! Just add 500 to the 4k, let me manage it, this app can put someone in trouble
Rider: Ohk

This year one just have to outsmart taxify in the best possible way, I'll keep sayin it, they don't really care.

chucsmoore:
Pepsi ke!

Yes oo! U just take style paste earning here, after warning

shollywendy1:
2000000-100(pepsi)=1999900 naira.. yes u are not greedy

Atall... I no get ojukokoro, just wan get d 2m down small

chucsmoore:
Dey there dey talk trash. My account is about to hit N2million.

Boss make I show? Even if nah Pepsi, I go manage

Gentlelife50:
After driving all the way from the palms shopping mall to your pickup point at Oniru you're telling me to cancel that something came up. Don't worry I will cancel but I must shop my #300, thank God is Uber.
Something came up with my cancellation too

Lol... See para

LCWind:
I recall an experience in the past where I picked up some lowlife bitch, there were actually four of them from gbagada to ketu.

En-route, one lit a cigarette without asking,
I had to correct that abnormality with a stern voice and look and the punishment was no AC anymore as I need to rid the car off the smell of cigarettes for the next rider.

At drop off, trip was 2500 as a result of surge of 1.4 or so. Bitches were giving me 1500 insisting that's what they saw before requesting the trip.

To cut the whole story short, they paid me my complete money after much argument and clarification and almost exchanging blows.

I made it clear to them that they shouldn't use uber next time if they don't have the money, it's not meant for everybody.

4! Lol, u will hearing oya! Bring ur 400... So dislike it when riders gather money after trip, but I manage to crack a smile within, its part of payment.

BillGoldberg:
One love baba. I don't want trouble too.

Nothing do u boss... Peace, peace all d way

ifyeez:
I wanted to keep you quiet, buh you massaged my ego with ur comments, I went to Dubai 3times last year, buh you won't hear of that here, I guess I went there to chase bonus night and day.
anyway we all have different purpose in life.

Respect boss... I deh always feel ur government.

Tyche:
How's Uber business in Dubai na? You chop bonus

u ppl should pity 4 some1

deedee44:
Come my area come see respect na, when they see you using more than 2 cars in a year . You'll be hearing baba olowo, but I let the few that matter know at every opportunity I get before they find out themselves. One of them once met me somewhere while waiting for my rider to come out, I thought he had left the street but he was still with his friend gisting when I drove pass with the silly girl posing at the owner's corner, my guy confuse I could see it on his face lol

Lol @ owners corner

BillGoldberg:
You too talk. Who ask you your life history? God forbid.

Bros use your head nah, I'm in my break week, indoor all day and have all time to my self, did I say anything outside this post? If you life fit into one box, don't think others do... They have been a back and forth argument on this platform for the past days which you are involved, but I respected myself, read and pass through without picking any side.

Please I beg you to respect yourself, mind! If you dont, I won't pick any issue, the best I can do is to "OK or Ignore u" and move on with my life.

ifyeez:
God forbid this is not what do for a living, I do this for the extra cash, I won't say more than this.
How can you be proud driving ur follow man.

Boss you fall my hand, when I started out I drive far away from my estate and the pathetic part request will still follow me from same estate, God forbid I don't cancel such request, but as I grow grey hair in the business and sure of 6k daily income, I don't care what you think abt what I do for stack anymore, I still select area trip dough, but in church seems like I have clients I see every other sunday . My church girl once requested and I pick the girl up without knowing we are Church member. On getting to her destination, the guy she went to meet messed up and she doesn't have money, so she plead with me to bear with her. She will pay once she have money (Which she never did not till now). As fate we have it I saw her in church and have been seeing her regularly, but she refused to say hi and much like she wear these girls pride cos she work at Lekki. But we know dia type.

My journey to driving start when I gave a friend car for rental and he became my boss, got pissed off and register the car with my name, the motive of driving was to drive when I feel like, but if I'm sleeping now, my head be calculating surge, even when I take a break off I can't wait to drive with some cool tunes jamming.

So boss please do what you do, you own no one any apology, Nigerians are just stupid like the man that gave a testimony of being out of what to do and frustration set in, he got a car to do uber, but due to divine intervention he never got to do uber. I was just looking at him in church like... Your problem . Like stupid people asking, why are you people driving on Xmas and new year, if everyone sit at home, how will deh get to their fun spot? Dough I didn't drive on d 1st

chucsmoore:
I think sterling bank will take care of that. They pay LASA before branding people's car

Kk boss

shollywendy1:
I guess he is an aje butter. He does not understand how it is if a strong man is dropped in a particular area

Lol, I believe he's just like me... Sometimes I don't see any sense in all these nonsense and why part of perceived nonchalant folks hold the whole environment against their wish. But its life, my secondary school days is always fun during interschool fight, we hide somewhere and watch the fight as butcher knife, bottle and pako will b flying, ppl got dia windscreen smash and can't hold anyone responsible for damage... At this stage in life person don grow pass don't be stupid.

franksam2009:
it's a juicy offer, but that's a risky thing to do in this Lagos sha

The day those touts in council will stop you for advert permit, sterling bank self go deny person

franksam2009:
bro nothing is happening, so thousands of people living in oshodi should run away abi

Boss a word deh say is enough for the wise, ambode run, sanwo run, kwam 1 collect slap... I don't know you, but I'm tempted to ask who are you? This is cartel battle, if you calc all the life lost in Nigeria last year, is not total to the number of chicken on Xmas, so use your tongue to count ur teeth.

ifyeez:
Salt and pepper days you mean, Taxify done cast boiz mata .
Only the strong and brave will win this race.

Nah! I never really get involved in salt and pepper, tried it twice, end up having maggi and onion at my end... But before if I'm in mainland going to lekki, I'm sure of 4k5. These days, we just accept anything we see like dat.

dhavydo:
Lol. Low request induced sleep

I don't even care about low request as long as the price is right,. Before 4 trips can fill a man's day, but now 7 trips can't even amount 5k... I just deh strategies my way, i don't want to involve in dog race 19.