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Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:43pm On Apr 09, 2021
Charity begins at home, I want to know, where do you learn doggy style from...home?

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:44pm On Apr 09, 2021
Once you post "Love is not all about money" you will just see stingy men clapping for you in the comment section.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:44pm On Apr 09, 2021
No breast, no buttocks and you say beauty is internal? My sister, will he romance your intestines

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:45pm On Apr 09, 2021
Stop checking her messages and call logs.... Sometimes check her gallery and buy her those Clothes, Shoes and Bags she Screenshot. kiss

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:46pm On Apr 09, 2021
Get a job before u think of Romancing someone daughter because even in the Bible, the book of Job comes before Romans.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Xenry: 12:47pm On Apr 09, 2021
Wetin dey worry this one? Abi dey don break ur heart?

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:47pm On Apr 09, 2021
Some guys hand are very fast in removing pants but when it comes to removing money you will think they have stroke.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:48pm On Apr 09, 2021
I wonder why women called it menstruation instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all their problem on men hmmm.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:49pm On Apr 09, 2021
Xenry:
Wetin dey worry this one? Abi dey don break ur heart?
Learn them son, because we're in perilous times.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:50pm On Apr 09, 2021
Imagine you showing your wife something in your phone and a message enters,why did you release inside me yesterday? embarassed

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:51pm On Apr 09, 2021
If you love slim girls, date/marry them
Don't force thick girls to lose weight.
Don't spoil another man's spec abeg

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:51pm On Apr 09, 2021
It's Over Between Us!

This Statement Can Make You Enter Keke Without Sitting down.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:52pm On Apr 09, 2021
I thought I have seen it all until when I found out that pastors in theological schools are supervised during exams. angry

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:52pm On Apr 09, 2021
MY SISTER HUSTLE OOO, SO THAT IF YOU WANT TO EAT PIZZA OR SOMETHING ELSE, YOU WILL OPEN YOUR WALLET NOT YOUR Leg..

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:55pm On Apr 09, 2021
The power of a man can break the bone of a woman, but the silence of a woman can destroy a man's destiny. Men be careful!!!

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:55pm On Apr 09, 2021
To those men who plait their hair and wear ear ring, may God add mensuration.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:56pm On Apr 09, 2021
Some ladies will stop at the middle of romance just to ask you "Do you love me?". How can he hate you at that point?? angry

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by jamiudarex(m): 1:00pm On Apr 09, 2021
A word is enough for the wise grin
Nice thread cool

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by SILENTandSMART2: 1:07pm On Apr 09, 2021
Whala wa ooo cheesy


All is well é go better cheesy

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nobody: 1:08pm On Apr 09, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Charity begins at home, I want to know, where do you learn doggy style from...home?
is doggy charity?

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by realman42: 1:13pm On Apr 09, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I thought I have seen it all until when I found out that pastors in theological schools are supervised during exams. angry
Funny

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by iamyemiakins(m): 1:17pm On Apr 09, 2021
FalseProphet has spoken.
Righteousness2 over to you!

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Righteousness2(m): 1:25pm On Apr 09, 2021
No Form of Funeral Prayers can take you From Hell to Heaven if you Die ontop a Man or woman while in the act of Fornication or Adultery.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nobody: 1:30pm On Apr 09, 2021
Thumps up @FalseProphet

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nobody: 1:32pm On Apr 09, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I wonder why women called it menstruation instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all their problem on men hmmm.

This is so funny ; grin grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:06pm On Apr 09, 2021
You stand at a spot finished two sachet of water but any day you buy bottle water you will travel with it from Lagos to Abuja...some people and fake life. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:08pm On Apr 09, 2021
No matter what you're going through in your relationship, find food & chop first, it's very necessary.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:08pm On Apr 09, 2021
Sweetheart I will spend the night at the office with my secretary because its raining heavily here....Love you and good night. Reply as a wife.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:11pm On Apr 09, 2021
Show me a woman/man that can leave he/her phone around their partner unlocked because he or she got nothing to hide. None.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:11pm On Apr 09, 2021
She posted I'm sad you rush go reply what's wrong?? is like you get 10k that you are not using. angry

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:13pm On Apr 09, 2021
Getting pregnant for a guy named Peter is very dangerous. He denied Jesus 3 times, imagine an ordinary pregnancy? shocked

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by DSC7: 2:16pm On Apr 09, 2021
Person go suffer get girlfriend una go still Bleep am...

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