Magnoliaa:


Where is the lie?



Lmaoo. Have you not start contradicting yasef now? Kwantinu. Yinmu.

Bhet, False Prophet, are you moving the pillar of your prophesying business to love and relationship mata now, 'coz adun hondastand theses tips you're shearing?

Magnoliaa:


I no need dawan again. This side of False Prophet dey more legit and interesting. Na love potion ah wan. Or something that will tie a man's destiny. What can you recommend?

FalseProphet1:

Even the Bible has its own love portions. Like the book of songs of Solomon. God out Father approved it for us cos he wants us to experience what it feels like to be in love.

Magnoliaa:


This one that you're doing like someone that is normal. Okay.

FalseProphet1:
Apart from money cannot buy happiness which other poor man's quote do you know.

"The rich also cry..."
"I will rather laugh inside keke than cry inside G Wagon..." Say whaaaaaat??
"Vanity upon vanity..."
"We will not take anything to heaven..."

Magnoliaa:


"The rich also cry..."
"I will rather laugh inside keke than cry inside G Wagon..." Say whaaaaaat??
"Vanity upon vanity..."
"We will not take anything to heaven..."

FalseProphet1:

Do I behave like an abnormal person?

FalseProphet1:

You will have to chat me up privately for the tips.

Magnoliaa:


Is the gospel meant to be hoarded, and put under a lamp? Nay. Show it to others and light their paths, that they may not stumble on the rocky ground of love, oh Prophet.

Magnoliaa:


I no need dawan again. This side of False Prophet dey more legit and interesting. Na love potion ah wan. Or something that will tie a man's destiny. What can you recommend?

PS: I particularly need something different that can turn Nazgul into my answering boy.

Magnoliaa:


I no need dawan again. This side of False Prophet dey more legit and interesting. Na love potion ah wan. Or something that will tie a man's destiny. What can you recommend?

PS: I particularly need something different that can turn Nazgul into my answering boy.

FalseProphet1:

Oh ye my daughter, shall thou not harken unto the voice of your father so that it shall be well with there?

Come closer I pray thee let's talk privately so that I can tell you what lies thererin in your future, for I have see many things concerning thee.

FalseProphet1:

What are you will to give to make this request become a reality?

Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: appreciation, praises, referrals and money IF I finally cash the man.

Nazgul:

So na your prayer be that ba?

Magnoliaa:


Oh ye holy one, the one whom hast been appointed from everlasting to bear the word of he who sent you;

Thou, that hast been blest with the gift of the almighty to do wonders; speak only the word and it shall be; and by the powers upon thee, yea, by the true powers upon thee, thine words shall manifest even when DMs hath not be sendeth.

Magnoliaa:


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Magnoliaa:


Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: appreciation, praises, referrals and money IF I finally cash the man.



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Nazgul:

looks like you won't be needing his portions anymore, seems our prophet has found his missing rib. happy married life.

FalseProphet1:
Oh ye my daughter, I have spoken to thee but thou believest me not, I have whispered but thou hearest me not, I have cried, but thou showest no compassion towards me. Now I pray thee come to my abode so I can be with thee.

Thou art fair in countenance and thy words are as they that sing melodious songs, I long to see thee that I might hear thy melodious voice.

Whatever thou seeketh shall be granted to thee, thou shall have wealth, thine children's children shall be blessed, they that pisseth against the wall from thine generations shall be Kings.

So come, I pray thee, that I might perceive the sweet fragrance of thine hair and feel thine skin against mine, for it was for this reason that man was created.

FalseProphet1, *taps and shakes and kicks and punches and stabs him back to reality*, oya, continue with your quotes.

I won't butt in again. I sw- swe- swea--. I won't, lmaooooooo.

Magnoliaa:


FalseProphet1, *taps and shakes and kicks and punches and stabs him back to reality*, oya, continue with your quotes.

I won't butt in again. I sw- swe- swea--. I won't, lmaooooooo.

Magnoliaa:


You, on your own, I don't even know what to conclude about you ehn. Now you're shipping me with a boy of god, the other day you shipped me with someone else in the meet-and-hook-up section. Tomorrow you wee coman ship me with someone from a thread that has been dead for twenty years. Okay. Carry on. When I will change it for you...

Nazgul:

I want you to be happy, and from the looks of things you seem happy at least with him, so let me enter ghost mode and watch you enjoy yourself. But if he proposes to take you out, better agree...and remember to order for take away, I'm famished and don't have the strength to cook.

FalseProphet1:

But what I wrote is in the Bible songs of Solomon, or don't you read your Bible. We were created to procreate, you procreate by having intercourse, you have intercourses by being romantic towards the woman, you become romantic by making her happy, you make her happy by stalking her, you stalk her by getting on her nerves...I have done everything thing remaining the intercourse part.