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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by ashawopikin(m): 10:20am On Jul 31, 2021
okoroemeka:
for your information the story is from my bachelor's years,I am now married for 21 yrs with 2 children in the university,I am no longer a kid that lies for kicks,it is obvious you are not a ladies man to disbelief such story,if you interact more with women you see that the story is not even at par with what women are capable of,what if I tell you the story of how I walked into the room of my cousin during Xmas to meet her and her friend Stark naked on the bed doing crazy lesbian moves or how I visited my farmer friend and encountered him fvcking his female customer on the passageway of the piggery house,the stories and experiences are endless,I had money always and my car when I was 19 yrs that made me to be a very naughty boy.
why I dey answer this guy
Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Hassanmaye(m): 10:20am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....
Hahhahhahha May Allah bless nairaland for the knowledge of the redpill I will never forget nairaland in my life sir, you will learn the hard way sir, the stupid thing a Man can do in his life is trust vaginal people! While you are busy sweating profusely on how to put on the table, a bad boy is busy eating her row.hahha

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by 15ssDRIVE(m): 10:20am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....


Boss,
Imagine say you fit cool down and start talking with deputy. Walahi only one minutes talk,with him and end it up with smile.

Madam go ,go hey wire.
Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by FutureIsFemale(f): 10:20am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....
WOW! Nice writeup. I like your fiction story.
Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by pembisco(m): 10:21am On Jul 31, 2021
Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies again.

Kid, with time you'll experience all these while growing up. For now enjoy the Bobo juice your mama feed you with.

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by mirinder: 10:21am On Jul 31, 2021
debbydams:
I got the beatings of my life..went home with bruises all over my face.
Serves you right. Nasty bitch

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by georgeakins: 10:21am On Jul 31, 2021
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...


Here to read lies.

Naitaland is the home of fabricators and liars.

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Skullano(m): 10:22am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
HOW CAN I BE THE DEPUTY NA grin

She cooks for him, makes sure he feels comfortable in her place bleeps him wella but feeds you with junks.

Bros, you nah deputy oooh

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by McOluOmo: 10:23am On Jul 31, 2021
Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by MrNipplesLover(m): 10:23am On Jul 31, 2021
I don't pray make you guys get sense.

Una eyes go clear las las.

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by AbujaCitiBlog: 10:24am On Jul 31, 2021
Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies again.
Yes it has to be a lie because na woman commit! Bunch of hypochrites!

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by 15ssDRIVE(m): 10:27am On Jul 31, 2021
If jealous leaves you completely,you no go ever get trouble.

In my Case,my rival Na bunner and me self be member,as soon as she start jittery. I decode straight and once I enter I just greet my guy.

Good thing be say,him self na correct. Imagine say we dey inside dey weeed. She dey outside dey think.

Nasarawa Babes,I raise my Yansh for Una oh.

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Lamasta(m): 10:27am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

You met the governor OP grin na you be the deputy.....

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by mirinder: 10:28am On Jul 31, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
WOW! Nice writeup. I like your fiction story.
Get out of here. You this good for nothing feminist and harlot.

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Ihatebuhariwith(m): 10:30am On Jul 31, 2021
LONGPREEK:
u are a mumu man. And u are even sounding like u broke up when she actually broke up with you. The way you sound sef, so weak , she surely dosnt deserve a weakling like u. You should be gay
so u want him to be fighting cus of community pussy?

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by KayCee92(m): 10:31am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....


Lol, how are you sure he is your deputy. What if you have been their house help all these while grin
Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Semaj77(m): 10:31am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Deputy dey call main chairman deputy , you no get respect sef

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by 15ssDRIVE(m): 10:32am On Jul 31, 2021
gentlegenius:

The girl that can't cook for you spent her time and energy to cook good food for another guy and even serve him on her bed... And you still don't know your place in her life?
Infact, you are not even qualified to be a deputy. YOU ARE A TENANT... The guy you met is the LANDLORD.
grin


Hahahahhahahahahh

Sister nobody fit cut your rank,like a cheating woman. She fit say,dem send you back from Libya and na help she dey help you.

Woman don talk say,her BF na newly released prisoner and he is from her town,waiting for his uncle to pick him up next day,FeAr Dem

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by hope4nigeria(m): 10:35am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....
Op na you be the deputy oh, who ever invented the word "it's not what you think" will not make heaven. Infact na Ogun go kill am.

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Hassanmaye(m): 10:36am On Jul 31, 2021
habsydiamond:
at last Dorcas cast you... These ladies dem no get feelings at all... That one spend on a lady doesn't mean she can't chop another man's thing behind ur back... It takes the grace of God for a lady to be loyal to one man... With what is happening upandan where olosho dey...one lady go fvck ten picks in a day for money.... Na we man I dey pity cos some of us go marry bottomless pit... Like hell fire own!!!!
Hahahhahahaha God forbid, in God's name it will never happen

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Hassanmaye(m): 10:37am On Jul 31, 2021
okoroemeka:
ok,this is an experience I find very hilarious,I had this new pretty lady that has a fashion shop,fairly well to do,so that fateful day we booked that I will come and take her to my house for some serious nacking,I went on a business trip to a nearby town and with heavy rainfall I couldn't come back in time,she was calling me to know what's up,so by 8pm she gave up calling me and thought I will not make it,but the weather is cold and I really need some nacking,I drove to her house and went behind to the BQ she was living ,lo and behold the door of the BQ is fully open and another man is nacking the lady,I watched live X show for at least a minute before coughing,I nearly died of laughter on the look on their faces,why they left the door open I cannot tell,maybe she felt as the only resident it is safe to open the door to allow fresh air to waft over their buttocks,but the look on her face was pure horror.very comical
grin grin
Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Wickedfact: 10:38am On Jul 31, 2021
Doja2000:
Lol. cheesy
Still waiting for more LIES.

You no get sense

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by BriggsBryan: 10:38am On Jul 31, 2021
In this story, I think you are the deputy.
Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Hassanmaye(m): 10:38am On Jul 31, 2021
bigcee:

I met my deputy? Lwkmd grin grin grin grin
grin
Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by G450: 10:38am On Jul 31, 2021
She use to buy u soft drinks and snacks when ever u visited but u met her prepared rice and stew with fried fish for anoda man... And u still hv guts to call d man deputy... U must be joking.. because for what I read u are the deputy

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by addexx: 10:39am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
HOW CAN I BE THE DEPUTY NA grin

From all indications , you are the assistant boyfriend sir. grin. Breakfast in bed and malt no be mate.

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Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by LONGPREEK(m): 10:39am On Jul 31, 2021
Ihatebuhariwith:
so u want him to be fighting cus of community pussy?
na he doesn't need to fight. The fact that he even allowed her to come explain herself tells me the type of man he is

Read what he wrote here again. If you read this and u can't tell that he is a mumu man them it means u sef na mumu man
mespusinglez:
HOW CAN I BE THE DEPUTY NA grin

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