jahsharon:


So, you just left a free pusssy, because you met your fellow fuccker.

I don't dump coded Oloshos, I just continue fuccking until she carries her pusssy away.

I salute you Professor Nakitoto Liv _d_toto

It's the position of DEPUTY for me

LMAO.... To the street she belongs，to the street she returnet

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!

Last 2 weeks I visted my girlfriend unannounced in reaching there I decided to tip toe to her door and listened quietly only to hear her moaning loudly
I jejely knock they keep quiet and I continued knocking unti they open the door went Inside and greeted the nigga, and zoom off...case closed

mespusinglez:


I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like[b] it's not what you think[/b]....

it's what you thought bros.

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Oga the person you meet was not your deputy but the service chief, the chief controller, the bill cleaner, the miracle worker and the real eater of the holy of holies. She was using you to catch cruise. How many times have you fund her account to cook for you. Just relax ur mind, true love are scares. I just witnessed one recently but that is the talk for another day.

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, [b]I met my deputy [/b]over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Funny guy,"I met my deputy....".
What made you think you were the main guy in the first place?Na your wife?

So long as you aren't married to a lady,just have it at the back of your mind she's seeing other men,just incase you disappoint her.Most single ladies do it.

I love the good energy. All Nigerian girls are like that.

If you are dating one, just assume you are one of the man deputies. No go dey fight for woman matter.

Las las, when you are done, you walk away.


I advise you don't date them self unless when you wan marry.

aumusa:

You warned me....I did not listen.

dustydee:

From what you wrote, it looks like you were the deputy o.

Deputy? Or messenger in the company

Deputy can still look at oga's eye and disagree.
Nobody cooks for messenger but deputy still get cook in the company.

Staff doesn't use to fear messenger but still fear 2nd in command.(DNT forget she doesn't even have a single fear to introduce him as just friend)

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Abi you meet the Chairman/CEO himself. You are just a mere impersonator, it's obvious from your narrative. You meet the owner eating her cooked food while you are only offered malt when ever you visited. It's good you jejely walked away before they call you thief. Sorry bros, better you know earlier before you will be fathering another mans pregnancy.

AbujaCitiBlog:

Yes it has to be a lie because na woman commit! Bunch of hypochrites!

guys, go to school and make money but u guys choose to follow toto, that's why una life dey go like motor way no get brake. Una go later put the blame on women. So stupid.

gonkin:
Mine after a hard round of s3x thinking that she missed me. we strolling from her hostel to get ingredients for dinner. We met a guy, behold she introduced as NEW NEIGHBOUR to the guy. I just waka my own go. I hate wen a woman begs but she made her choice and I definitely don't share a woman. 4 year relationship ended.

You are in for years relationship and she still have confident to introduce you as new neighbor yet you remained dead silent? You guy want to force me to accept alias of simp and redpiller palaver o

aumusa:

even without zoomed I can still see it

My visit was not unannounced oo.. Na the other nigga come unannounced.!. So i closed late on a Friday.. My babe stays closer to my work place.. Then i decide to just chill the night at her place.. Fast forward to the next day which is Saturday.. Since am not going to work i decided to chill a little bit before i go home.. Atleast eat good food first .. The other nigga came in ooo while she was in the kitchen, omoh na boxers i wear d press laptop oo. [center][/center] Las Las babe introduce two of us oo.. That guy still be my nigga till today!.. We get new babes now.

Them tell you you no hear..

Meanwhile for FISH FARMERS, you can order your well hatched ready to stock Fingerlings post fingerlings and Juveniles at an affordable price.(Port Harcourt) 0.7.0.8.2.0.8.6.6.9.3.

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Na you be the deputy baba. No dey form wetin u no fit be. I doubt if the guy you met is your direct boss sef

2016 through 2018 My ex was lashing random guys truth be told I was working for a firm so I was always traveling as if that was not enough she was caught lashing my guy someone that once told me she doesn't fit me it was painful I couldn't eat for weeks I lost weight. He later started beating her blue black while taking out his frustration on her and her excesses while they were loved up dating. 2020 I got a call from her pleading for assistance out of a few I sent her 5k and she asked if it's for credit this year 2021 she says she has never loved a guy like me b4 that I am so different. Truth be told the difference between me and the guys be say I be Mumu to her for treating her like a human being. I begged her never to call me she still does what do I do? I would have lost the Sim but it's my business sim I can't block her cos I don't block people. Please what do I do am I really a Mumu I still feel pity for her but I can't take her back after she lashed about 5guys I know that's unfair. Women indeed you guys are worth more than opening of legs I still Feel Sober when I remember what she took me through...

Lamanii22:
I met his ex there... I was furious but I kept my cool... I am not someone that's quick to speak... I just observe situations... She left after a lil while and never saw her... Didn't even ask my DH about it I just let it slide....

You are a strong woman. A rare one at that.

A reasonable man will take your silence and maturity as reasons to stop cheating, but a useless man will see it as a weakness to exploit.

Still, you are some rare gem

benzzyno:
My visit was not unannounced oo.. Na the other nigga come unannounced.!. So i closed late on a Friday.. My babe stays closer to my work place.. Then i decide to just chill the night at her place.. Fast forward to the next day which is Saturday.. Since am not going to work i decided to chill a little bit before i go home.. Atleast eat good food first .. The other nigga came in ooo while she was in the kitchen, omoh na boxers i wear d press laptop oo. [center][/center] Las Las babe introduce two of us oo.. That guy still be my nigga till today!.. We get new babes now.

Mah niggie

That's how we roll. Why fight over puss?

mespusinglez:
Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

That "Its not what you think" really cracks me up whenever they say it to me. Babe no know say all man dey the game, na strategy different.

Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies again.

Seeing people nacking each other is not new. Here is my own lie:
I sent my younger brother to go and collect an item from a man. They left the door open and my younger brother being someone who didn't have the habit of knocking the door just burst in and caught the man and a woman giving each other serious nacking. The guy just turned back straight!

IGoComotYaTeeth:
I hope u beat am well

Nah, i carry the gal things keep for the guy house... She got pregnant for him and birthed a female child.. Fear those quiet and churchy guys o.

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

You're actually the assistant deputy bro.

authority2006:


Seeing people nacking each other is not new. Here is my own lie:
I sent my younger brother to go and collect an item from a man. They left the door open and my younger brother being someone who didn't have the habit of knocking the door just burst in and caught the man and a woman giving each other serious nacking. The guy just turned back straight!

Lol
Still waiting for more and more lies.

[sup][/sup]

Adakintroy:
All this stories on how to polarise the genders more is getting stale. And trust the weak nairaland mode to push it to front page because it's what they think people want to read, comment and fight over.


Here's is a story that wont make front page. my mother and father have been married for 50yrs. They fought and worked things out.


If they are bad relationship they are good ones. But weak minds subscribe to fear more. That's why only courageous men get things done. Men still get married. Woman no fit shake man. On his day sef death no fit shake man.

You assumed the people posting here are not happily married the comments are mostly from the bachelor’s days experience

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Sure u defined the terms of your relationship? Because your response after you caught her with the stranger is surprising.

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

...and you had mind to call him deputy?

pembisco:
Those Moda phukerss saying they are here to read lies seems to be kids of nawadays. A real nigga must have experienced worst than what people testify here.

Of course my brother.
Only a crazy s0n of a b!tch thinks that coming here to read lies means there are no true stories also.
Use your head.

You met your boss.
You are the deputy

ZooOga:
I saved these memes for good reason
This sh*t happens everyday all around the globe.

The second picture! She knew her man was a Ninja and she brought her lover home!