Liar tell us the truth o you no press bobby? All liars

gabazin080:
I met a girl on Facebook and we arranged to meet. when we met, I have to go back to her Facebook page to confirm if its truly her that's when I conclude that Snapchat is a scam.
I just bought her 1 meat pie and yoghurt then we pressed phone through out before we depart

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safarigirl:
It's only two people I've ever met from online, and two of them na from Nairaland.

One, we just hung out once, and then, when I would see him in school, we dey greet. Cool fellow.

The second one ghosted me, so, I assume he died in his sleep or something.

You lack chills in ya life

When I dey school, one Beyonce-looking girl from Eskimi then wanted to come see me cos na military school, e sure for her say I go get money, only for me to come pick her and see toothpaste wey wan finish wey dem press.


I kuku reverse.

madridguy:
I met this girl on tagged around 2008 so we dey chat, 2009 she invited me to her place for Ikorodu to come pass night I gather courage go, the mile 12 traffic that Friday night naa die. I called her and she come pick me for pocket, when she came out come pick na den I see self na a very short girl I dey chat, like we dey reason same opposite thing for mind, she just said I never knew you are tall like this. Na so we reach hér house, enter inside her room the next thing this girl begin dey fear.

since the girl no dey convenient again and she just dey fear even her heart beat come dey fear me. Last last she drag me go night vigil for one redeem church for like 6 street to her side. shocked vigil finish we come house na so she dey fear, she dey claim say I too tall and I say wetin dat one mean, and that time I dey play football well well so fitness dey wink even to go shower self she no fit. Last last na bad movement for me as ordinary her hand I no touch.

Cant finish my laff...hehehe

madridguy:
I met this girl on tagged around 2008 so we dey chat, 2009 she invited me to her place for Ikorodu to come pass night I gather courage go, the mile 12 traffic that Friday night naa die. I called her and she come pick me for pocket, when she came out come pick na den I see self na a very short girl I dey chat, like we dey reason same opposite thing for mind, she just said I never knew you are tall like this. Na so we reach hér house, enter inside her room the next thing this girl begin dey fear.

since the girl no dey convenient again and she just dey fear even her heart beat come dey fear me. Last last she drag me go night vigil for one redeem church for like 6 street to her side. shocked vigil finish we come house na so she dey fear, she dey claim say I too tall and I say wetin dat one mean, and that time I dey play football well well so fitness dey wink even to go shower self she no fit. Last last na bad movement for me as ordinary her hand I no touch.

Oga, what if the problem na you just too long?

Brimstone77:
like other dating apps do they require for coins and payment before you can chat there??

Na hookup things on that site o

So she gave you sleepless nigh for nothing

madridguy:
I met this girl on tagged around 2008 so we dey chat, 2009 she invited me to her place for Ikorodu to come pass night I gather courage go, the mile 12 traffic that Friday night naa die. I called her and she come pick me for pocket, when she came out come pick na den I see self na a very short girl I dey chat, like we dey reason same opposite thing for mind, she just said I never knew you are tall like this. Na so we reach hér house, enter inside her room the next thing this girl begin dey fear.

since the girl no dey convenient again and she just dey fear even her heart beat come dey fear me. Last last she drag me go night vigil for one redeem church for like 6 street to her side. shocked vigil finish we come house na so she dey fear, she dey claim say I too tall and I say wetin dat one mean, and that time I dey play football well well so fitness dey wink even to go shower self she no fit. Last last na bad movement for me as ordinary her hand I no touch.

EmekaBlue:
I tried to meet a beautiful girl on facebook 2years ago at a neutral fast food joint. I got there first and stayed outside at a phone booth tryna observe her first. When she arrived i suspected she was the one but doubted again because she was nowhere near the beautiful pics she usually post. I didn't like what i saw and her type of lady

It's when she brought out her phone to call me and inform me of her arrival i confirmed she was the one. I walked away fast but she noticed me... She called out my name then i started running fast. I got home and transferred her 5k for the inconvenience

I felt sorry for what i did. May God forgive me

5K FOR INCONVENIENCE??

WHAT INCONVENIENCE?

YOU NO JUS KNOW WETIN YOU WAN DO WITH YOUR MONEY

Yeah and the reason I agreed to meet him was because he is living too far from my neighborhood... I was catching feelings but he just wanted to hit and run lol.... But I never gave in.. so he jakpa from me... He is in the US now lol

Yes I met someone from nairaland here. Dude was so cute in person mehn

madridguy:
I met this girl on tagged around 2008 so we dey chat, 2009 she invited me to her place for Ikorodu to come pass night I gather courage go, the mile 12 traffic that Friday night naa die. I called her and she come pick me for pocket, when she came out come pick na den I see self na a very short girl I dey chat, like we dey reason same opposite thing for mind, she just said I never knew you are tall like this. Na so we reach hér house, enter inside her room the next thing this girl begin dey fear.

since the girl no dey convenient again and she just dey fear even her heart beat come dey fear me. Last last she drag me go night vigil for one redeem church for like 6 street to her side. shocked vigil finish we come house na so she dey fear, she dey claim say I too tall and I say wetin dat one mean, and that time I dey play football well well so fitness dey wink even to go shower self she no fit. Last last na bad movement for me as ordinary her hand I no touch.

Is the Tinder App free?

arthurwillia:
Plenty times
80% of the times I wasn’t disappointed because I go research her life before I see her, so I know what to expect
Tinder don do me well
The kind babes wey Dey there ehn try it today
I come
In peace
And also I don’t visit, they do the visiting
If you no fit come
Dey your house

safarigirl:
It's only two people I've ever met from online, and two of them na from Nairaland.

One, we just hung out once, and then, when I would see him in school, we dey greet. Cool fellow.

The second one ghosted me, so, I assume he died in his sleep or something.

Another thread in which boys badmouth girls, as if they are perfect human beings loaded with cash till high heavens and so very handsome.

If you ask the girls they met, the story will be different.

From the way some of these boys have posted their pics in the past and called themselves handsome, you will know they're egotistic and empty. Yet you will never see the females come online with such slow threads. That pettiness is reserved for the usual empty males.

The way boys on the forum and beyond spend ages talking about and judging girls is proof that the black man has nothing to offer his world. Except sex. And judging females endlessly.

Another boring misogynist thread.

EmekaBlue:
I tried to meet a beautiful girl on facebook 2years ago at a neutral fast food joint. I got there first and stayed outside at a phone booth tryna observe her first. When she arrived i suspected she was the one but doubted again because she was nowhere near the beautiful pics she usually post. I didn't like what i saw and her type of lady

It's when she brought out her phone to call me and inform me of her arrival i confirmed she was the one. I walked away fast but she noticed me... She called out my name then i started running fast. I got home and transferred her 5k for the inconvenience

I felt sorry for what i did. May God forgive me

Thanks for this, I almost peed myself while laughing

I meet a lady on Eskimi back in 2013 in Akwa Ibom state during my NYSC days, on getting to the address she gave me omo na one THICK AUNTY with plenty stretch mark show face just dey smile anyhow. As a gentleman wey I be I just kukuma maintain myself before she go organize her area boys to beat shege comot from my body . After I reach my PPA na direct blocking I block her 2 phone numbers

Lamanii22:
Yeah and the reason I agreed to meet him was because he is living too far from my neighborhood... I was catching feelings but he just wanted to hit and run lol.... But I never gave in.. so he jakpa from me... He is in the US now lol

He's capable of coming online with a story to badmouth you, not what you say happened.

There are loads of empty Nigerian men stationed around the world. Empty, nasty, unattractive creatures. It's easy for them to conceal themselves by constantly castigating females, since they are saints.

gabazin080:
I met a girl on Facebook and we arranged to meet. when we met, I have to go back to her Facebook page to confirm if its truly her that's when I conclude that Snapchat is a scam.
I just bought her 1 meat pie and yoghurt then we pressed phone through out before we depart

Hahahahahaha

Fiscus105:
Several, thou not all were rosy but those that rosy outnumbered those that weren't

I traveled from state to another state and the lady welcomed me with everything, she even entrusted property in her room and money inside the bag in me, went to working place without keeping her money properly.

Wen I was going (I spent 3 days in her place) I warned her not to trust total stranger to that extent again, she latter came to visit me in my state too , but not the type I can marry, almost depressed wen I left her, anyway, I thank God for my decision o, because she herself latter told me that she is lunatic wen she gets angry. But too soft without anger.


The one that not rosy, I traveled again to Lagos, having discussed with this lady of one child and told me her ex baby daddy is in abroad and free anytime, we chatted and called for nothing less than 6 months o

When I wanted to come , I informed her 3 weeks prior to that day o, I went to Lagos though mainly cos of another church program.
When I got to his place in alagbado around 6:30 pm, she welcomed me, she latter took me to her shop and play, when it was 7:30, this lady started complaining ,that ehn, her ex husband is coming, ehn she dnt people around to know another man visit her, ehn, if the man come he might fight her.

I said ah, but we discussed extensive before I embarked on the journey and u said no problem, immediately I carried my bag and left, thank God for church program and 24 hours transport system in Lagos.

Ever since, girls and ladies I met , must come where I am, besides, I don't do outside town of residency again.

translation: you no fine reach or you no rich reach.

Fiscus105:
When I wanted to come , I informed her 3 weeks prior to that day o, I went to Lagos though mainly cos of another church program.
When I got to his place in alagbado around 6:30 pm, she welcomed me, she latter took me to her shop and play, when it was 7:30, this lady started complaining ,that ehn, her ex husband is coming, ehn she dnt people around to know another man visit her, ehn, if the man come he might fight her.

I said ah, but we discussed extensive before I embarked on the journey and u said no problem, immediately I carried my bag and left, thank God for church program and 24 hours transport system in Lagos.

Ever since, girls and ladies I met , must come where I am, besides, I don't do outside town of residency again.[/b]

Brother in the Lord

Adegbemiro11:


Brother in the Lord

Nobody holy past sir

May God forgive u o

EmekaBlue:
I tried to meet a beautiful girl on facebook 2years ago at a neutral fast food joint. I got there first and stayed outside at a phone booth tryna observe her first. When she arrived i suspected she was the one but doubted again because she was nowhere near the beautiful pics she usually post. I didn't like what i saw and her type of lady

It's when she brought out her phone to call me and inform me of her arrival i confirmed she was the one. I walked away fast but she noticed me... She called out my name then i started running fast. I got home and transferred her 5k for the inconvenience

I felt sorry for what i did. May God forgive me

murtalaa:
translation: you no fine reach or you no rich reach.

No, I put exact pic and not complaining

How I wish I can post pics of two stories I shared

First one is queen in making, single , yellow, super round ass and boobs, why second one is single mother of 16years old daughter then.

You see , with my experience in online dating, many of ladies would just be granting ur request, they are not really understand/ serious about the chart. If u take unnecessary move without adequate plan and back up, you will regret.

What about olosho that would say whole lots of fantasy about her sexual prowess, but immediately she collects her money, she starts showing negative attitude during sex. is she too need to bother about outlook too?

The girl am about to get married too I meet her online, Facebook princely, it was so amazing and when I met her real life I was like wow! Dis is my speck hello! It was a wonderful experience. True love can be found any where

The one that came visiting was very short. I was like nawa o this girl is too short

gabazin080:
my own was too broke that she wasn't even ashamed to ask for TF. even her pix is like I ordered for ronaldo and got kante

Have some respect for N'golo kante. That man can buy YOU.

aysnoopy:
I met my fiancée on fb
Next week Saturday is our introduction.
Wedding will come soon

I'm happy for you.
May God uphold the D-day & your r/ship.

murtalaa:
translation: you no fine reach or you no rich reach.

No, with little experience ,so many ladies online you chat with not serious or mean what they reply,

I told u she is single mother of grown up daughter

To tell u not cos of outlook, she called me til , I back to my state second day , wanted to knw about my safety, I told her never to call me again, she stopped calling wen I put her in blacklist .

Infact, I am the one who supposed to worry about outlook, because she was older in person than real pic

madridguy:
I met this girl on tagged around 2008 so we dey chat, 2009 she invited me to her place for Ikorodu to come pass night I gather courage go, the mile 12 traffic that Friday night naa die. I called her and she come pick me for pocket, when she came out come pick na den I see self na a very short girl I dey chat, like we dey reason same opposite thing for mind, she just said I never knew you are tall like this. Na so we reach hér house, enter inside her room the next thing this girl begin dey fear.

since the girl no dey convenient again and she just dey fear even her heart beat come dey fear me. Last last she drag me go night vigil for one redeem church for like 6 street to her side. shocked vigil finish we come house na so she dey fear, she dey claim say I too tall and I say wetin dat one mean, and that time I dey play football well well so fitness dey wink even to go shower self she no fit. Last last na bad movement for me as ordinary her hand I no touch.

hahaha..ah no fit laugh ooh..

Lamanii22:
Yeah and the reason I agreed to meet him was because he is living too far from my neighborhood... I was catching feelings but he just wanted to hit and run lol.... But I never gave in.. so he jakpa from me... He is in the US now lol

Every guy would want to hit, what made you think he was going to run after hitting .