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Why do ladies endure poverty of their parents but can't endure poverty of their husband or boyfriend?

My sister if your breast doesn't shake while brushing your teeth, forget it, you are a man.

You've cracked me up man

FalseProphet1:
Side chick is a young girl between 18-25yrs.
If you are 26-30 you are a side hen, 30 and above consider yourself as a vulture.

This is so dope

A married man took his side chic on a date and said to her, “Babe tell me words that will increase my heartbeat”, She said, “your wife is sitting behind you

We are currently at his funeral

adadike:
Am already at the door of your office, pls open the door. I love you so much that I decided to keep the vow which says 'for better for worse, in rain and in sunshine till death do us part

you think you're smart eh!
that would be my reply to you

3 days in a relationship, you already need 5k. Biko! that 5k is for what ?

Wickedness is when he's asked to pay 500k as your bride price while the person that took your virginity only bought soft drinks.

Sex is really stupid.

Imagine switching a human being backwards and forwards, upwards and downwards admists loud screaming and yelling just for liquid to come out of your penis.

FalseProphet1:
3 days in a relationship, you already need 5k. Biko! that 5k is for what ?

Acceptance fee.

Nice one op.

FalseProphet1:
Side chick is a young girl between 18-25yrs.
If you are 26-30 you are a side hen, 30 and above consider yourself as a vulture.

Abeg na

Fúck responsibly and release wisely to avoid unnecessary calculation after this raining season.

8 years relationship don break now because of genotype wahala...that na 1 of the things girls supposed de ask on a first date...but isiewu and barbeque with champagne no go let them remember.

Before you start laying curses on your Ex lover, think about your new catch, because another person fit don curse am too.

You claim ur mother is your bestie and she knows everything about you, does she know that 3rounds cannot satisfy you?

Copy and paste. Not your original work.

She said she is on her period, you got mad
She missed her period you still got mad. Are you naturally a mad man?

Funny thread.

Op ,if these materials are your,better go start stand up comedy. See talent,see money.. I don laugh ,smile,laugh tire.. You're good..

You judge prostitutes saying they offer sex for money. But if your boyfriend doesn't give you money you deny him sex. What's the difference my sister, what's the difference tell us.

Ladies if you don't like him, tell him the truth. Which one is I see you as my brother, do you think he doesn't know his sisters?

Sir,the way your wife treats your house help is her true character, forget how she treats you.

FalseProphet1:
Why do ladies endure poverty of their parents but can't endure poverty of their husband or boyfriend?

So a Lady will suffer almost 1\3rd of her lifespan In her father's house, and still go and suffer the rest in her husband house.

How many life she get ?

macdammy:
So a Lady will suffer almost 1\3rd of her lifespan In her father's house, and still go and suffer the rest in her husband house.

How many life she get ?

dont mind him, he wants poverty continues not end of poverty

Married men will always tell you that They are not happy in their marriage, but their wives keep getting pregnant. Please how is this possible?

When she cheats once and you forgive her, she's never going to see you the same again. She'll disrespect you forever.

Stop complaining that she is hard to get.
My brother she doesn’t like you. If a lady likes you she will be soft like Agege bread

If you have a problem with your man, don't come online and shout all men are dogs. Carry your own dog to veterinary clinic.

Na husband way de fear wife de carry side chick go hotel. Bring her home if you are a man enough.

If your husband or boyfriend is not good on bed tell him to use ground.

How can a Rat start up a family in your house, and you are still single?

This should be a challenge to all our evening newspapers hens out there.