If not for my Lagos pals, won't av understand the word olos... Abeg, we don't use such slang here in... P.S: be considerate to other clime while using your slangs.

thelastmediator:
Good job OP. I have seen a lot of list on nairaland but this one stands out.

Wow, thanks! I really truly appreciate this.

I feel honoured

emusmith:


Haha...funny! Tell her na

that is the problem my brother,she come take observer status here,now she don run commot,how am i gonna shoot my cupid arrow now?

Randyhot:
that is the problem my brother,she come take observer status here,now she don run commot,how am i gonna shoot my cupid arrow now?

Hmm...hope you're looking at the right things?

wristbangle:
Oh God. I swear that this emusmith guy is too good!

I doff my hat for you.

Lmao @ in the "middle of no where"

The single and welcoming are the approachables who have tendency to have a guy put ring on her finger.

Did you say good, the guy is a genius!

emusmith:


Hmm...hope you're looking at the right things?

the one wey my eyes see na that one i collect chop first,about character,that one go be later. Please if you see am tell am say am searching for her,#NICKYPEARL.

emusmith:


As a FREELANCE Writer, I don't care about bashing others. I care more about distributing knowledge, whether perfect or imperfect. I learn and move ahead!

Wow, this is a powerful statement, man! Now I really do think this should be your signature-your official slogan on NL!

Hmmm. nw i knw the relationship status of my one and only nairaland crush...360ng

Midehi:
hmmm...very ok


@ the flirty flirts is so funny, there are babes like that, it takes a sharp & smart guy not to fall into one chance with them.

hmmm....dis is coming from a lady...

I totally agree with the Op

Nice and awesome, have noticed the more hard and nice a girl acts, the more the guy loves her more.

emusmith:

Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition.


Well, I'm pretty sure you're acquainted with the mantra/maxim, "by their fruits, you shall know..."

Have you ever experienced or seen a pretty girl keep diving from one relationship status to another?

Today, Married; Tomorrow, Single; Saturday; Complicated; Sunday; Married to the Lord

If Yes, I guess you are with me on this

This is a common and abysmal situation and I hope to PINPOINT WHAT'S IN FOR THE GUYS.

The PURPOSE of this thread is:

1. To enlighten guys so they figure out the Ready and the Ripe girls lest they keep wasting their time around the heartless and 'homicidal' ones.

2. To understand the body language the lady who sincerely doesn't appreciate your presence and thus pull out as a big boy.

3. To reveal the tactical approach SOME 21st century ladies now use to cheat on guys, friend zone some and break the hearts of the rest.

Without much ado, let's get down to biz:

1. The Truly Engaged


Trust me, if you see them you'll know. Most, if not all always go around with their rings. While chatting with her, she notices when you're 5KM away to touching the soft spot of her heart, immediately no matter how cute you are, her replies are no longer frequent. She hardly reply you. Most times, she changes her dp flashing her engagement ring. That's telling you, Back Off! I respect that!


2. The Heart Broken

These set of ladies are everywhere, seriously. Most times, the reason is because they look out for the wrong things in a man. Their friends are not helping matters too- they all discuss guys with the latest cars, wears, houses; MUNDANE THINGS! This kind will see a hustling guy that loves her, friend zone him while she cheats with Mr. Bigboy. The hustling guy discovers, leaves her. The Big boy has other girlfriends, she discovers, feel cheated and walks away. She comes to NL and say, Guys are the same. Very funny! Miss Heart Broken acts repulsively towards guys. Her past experience was painful. Yea! Whose fault?


3. Single And Welcoming

She is always nice and kind hearted. You will not hear her say harsh words to guys. To her, "my maga may be watching; the wall have ears, you know."
You may think she is faking it when unlike most feminists supports the motion, " The man is the head and the woman is the "neck", lol ", She is not. She just wants a guy who would love her and not toy with her heart, perhaps godly. I guess, parental influence has its toll on her.


4. Relationship COMPLICATED

This type often have her standards she has created for her ideal man and trust me, she is no where near becoming that. You see her most of the times walking down with different guys and you wonder, This chick has a long list of suitors. Yes, she has. Most times, she has a not-so-nice temperament. (Whether pretty or not). She has a bad temper and doesn't know how to curb it. On social networks, quote her and she rants heaven and earth, calling you names. That kind of girl is a bomb going to a guy's life to happen; the plenty guys sees it and stylishly walks away. She doesn't understand. She even goes spiritual. That's not the way hun, be patient with others. Start sticking your neck for "strangers". Quit selfishness.


5. Middle Of Nowhere

This is not being the previous. This kind of girl is mostly a "girlie girl". She is just growing but wants that to happen in a hurry. She might have a "good body" but she is still a "child". Sincerely, they are in every social network. That's the kind four friends in one hostel are sleeping with. She is just a Learner. Hers is a step above being complicated. Have you watched the movie, LOST? She is Lost. Her type on Social network always use very "strong" and offensive language when angry. She hates the word, "Love". Some of them believe in love but in a nonexistent form. At 20, she is FULLY AWARE, if you know what I mean. My Advice: Quit all those sexual involvements you call Relationship by all means. You'll see a 19 year old girl saying she wants to "marry" just because of cohabitation. Wetin she sabi?


6. The Single And Desperate

Hmm. I do encourage this set of ladies to keep being focused by being and developing themselves and making good use of their time preparing to be a wife indeed. You see, those that revolt my candid words believe they can force a guy to love them and get into relationship with them through indulging in the following:

A. Trapping him with pregnancy.
B. Going unclad with an aim of enticing.
C. Going out with married men.
D. Enticing their friend's boyfriend etc.

The desperate type on Social network don't have patience. They discover you're upcoming and visionary, they delete you, shaperly! No time! Desperation blindfolds! Sister Patience, be patient!


7. The Flirty Flirts

Some call them, "olo...". I just don't use the word. Errrrm...it's not visible on the dp, you know. I believe, you need an extra skill to detect this kind who are there to drain the precious life outa your "battery". You can call them "Delilah" because they're subtle and cunning. They may not necessarily ask for cash but they get so affectionate with you that makes you think you've won gold...you dey dust! She laughs easily; rolls on you simply; smiles sweetly; plays care freely BUT her heart wanders widely. Do you still think you don't need an extra skill? May you not enter that One-Chance!


In conclusion: Like Barack Obama said, Critics will always rise and they did against his superb idea of, US CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN and IRAN NUCLEAR BOMB DEAL.
As a FREELANCE Writer, I don't care about bashing others. I care more about distributing knowledge, whether perfect or imperfect. I learn and move ahead!

Gracias!

Nor be only disposition na deposition

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[quote author=DWJOBScom post=36675551]The single and welcoming ones always confuses me. Most times I have the feeling they have a better guy waiting for them somewhere so be a cool friend to them and don't push(that's always what I tell myself) and very soon I become the good guy that runs around during her wedding , get introduced to the finally lucky fellow as the caring fellow(who doesn't want anything......lol)

Walai Talai,, U̶̲̥̅̊ don talk my mind

Randyhot:
the one wey my eyes see na that one i collect chop first,about character,that one go be later. Please if you see am tell am say am searching for her,#NICKYPEARL.

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Iol... I don see her pic make me ask na

mystage:
Hmmm. nw i knw the relationship status of my one and only nairaland crush...360ng

Haha...wish she could see this

EmmaFantastic:

Wow, this is a powerful statement, man! Now I really do think this should be your signature-your official slogan on NL!

You're right tho

Nice one bro...

Ohh boy may it not be too late for men and niggaz...

Shove all em cats aside and find money like no tomorrow...dont let it blind you though and just hold on to a sincere one...once in a while spend a percent of whats saved and lock up again.

Time is not my friend..dont know about you.

pbs4real:
dnt tel me som1 is dre already

Lol, would you believe me I tell you otherwise?

emusmith:


Hmm...just pal?

Buddy

emusmith:


Lols! You're not afraid you may lose him to me?

Not at all

pbs4real:
tell him am taking over soonest

Lol... He'll hear

Mmmmmn.......

LaDivva:

Not at all

Pm, you're not replying

adeh39:
Mmmmmn.......

Speak your mind

emusmith:


Haha...wish she could see this

Lolz. i blive she has seen it bcus surely a mention notification is gonna show on her upper bar since i mentioned her moniker in d comment. bt u knw one thing brotherly? wit just a little chat wit her, she seems to sound/act like one of those rear ladies we guys always wnt our ladies to be, BEAUTIFUL BUT HUMBLE, CALM, NAGLESS and above all RESPECTFUL. but time sha tel anyway sha, though i do seriously hope her real person purposes those characters i mentioned, mostly the nagless bcus dat one dey fit mk man wit a weak her frustrate nd committed suicide or better stil develop BP and die early. Hmmm,..ITS WELL!

kossyablaze:
No wonder I av been in wack rlshps*Sobs heavily*Shoulda known all diz b4 thnx OP.

Yea...it's always very painful learning this now but it's better knowing it now though becos a knowledge gained is never too late.....So,just keep moving and be determined to use this information to ur benefits and to ur advantage....

emusmith:

Speak your mind

Lol.....you are right sha.....

adeh39:
Mmmmmn.......

Hmmm. fine girl hw far na?