Johnsown1:
i support u,

misspicy:
.....

prettythicksme:
Buhahahahahahahaha hope ur body no pain u?

Maximillian1:
guys re saving nowadays

misspicy:
best thing to do

Maximillian1:
abi! Hw was the nyt sha

misspicy:

was good and lonely,yours?

Andyblaze:

"Errm, sweetie lemme go and get something for the kitchen" I said to her.
"Hmmm, hope u don't want to buy foodstuff oo, me I don't eat at guys place oo", she replied with a tone of finality. "We're eating out"
Hmmm see this one, "no oh, I want to buy a socket for the kitchen. Will be back soonest" then I smiled at her as her reciprocation of the smile showed her approval of my desire to leave. In my mind I still dey wonder, how come this babe dey feel so free with me "an internet pal" I had hoped to kpansh her before 3 days but the ease with which things were taking place was keeping me skeptical...she no dey even fear whether I wan comot go bring my guys make all of us fire her...well...make I go fast for my mission...


"Guy, you be bastard ooo" I shouted playfully at Sunny as I met him at the same spot.
"Hahahahah, my guy u dey mad oo, see as ur boomba stand for yansh wey dey inside cloth, na ur babe be that?" Sunny asked.
I explained everything to him and then I told him I don't wanna fall my hands that I need something safe to swallow, and he suggested TRAMADOL..."mehn oboy I never take dat thing before oo, and all the chemists no dey ever gree sell am for me, dem dey say dem no get am" I explained my novice status to him.
He laughed and told me that they all have it but that they sell it only to coded niggers like him say make I no worry, when I grow beards dem go de sell am for me.
"You papa" I retorted and really I vex for that talk inside my mind.
He then led me to a chemist and told the man at the counter that he wanted tramadol, the man ask how much own and he replied 100 naira. Sharpaly, the man bring one red plastic wey contain 5 tablets of 200 milligram each. CHOI!!!! This same man wey dey always tell me say no tramadol...God punish am I thought to myself....

Then we walked towards my gate and I told him I don't know how to use it oo, he then told me to take 2 capsules of the tramadol which is 400 mg but that I should make sure I don't 'enter' until 2 hours time so that by then the drug would have dissolved in my body. Mehn 12noon too far oo, I hope she go stay till then...I asked him if he was sure and he said yeah and then I quickly bought pure water and as I was about to pop two tablets and throw into my mouth he told me to wait..."Oboy u say u never take this thing before?" I said yeah..then he told me to take just 1 tablet for the 200 milligram rather than 2 so I can control the effects...as he talk that thing I begin doubt everything. I threw the pure water away and decided that when I get to my room I'll use my phone and browse the appropriate dosage for a first timer to avoid premature ejaculation before I go die following this warri talkactive prescription....

With that I put back the tablets in my pocket and set for my room, little did I know I was in for a shocker.......

Maximillian1:
heyah!!!ur hubby no turn up?? As fr me, I had nightmares o

misspicy:

...ah never marry o

sorry about your nightmares,hope you prayed

Maximillian1:
to be sincere,I don't really believe that..I feel that every girl has her own grade and no matter hw cultured she is,there is always dis guy out there that can change her mindset in a matter of seconds just that she has not met that guy yet..y do you think its always the holy girls that get pregnant

Maximillian1:
..u never reach to marry. Yh I prayed

playboy99:
fiction:when a girl came to ur house then entered your kitchen to eat raw garri wtf even a village girl cant do dat. Fiction:when d girl asked for a drink and you had 2 diff flavours of that drink and u a student wtf thumbs up on dat fiction:she entered ur kitchen to steal indomie and sardine.wtf u didnt tell us she brought a polybag along but wuld she teleport wen she is leaving. 4 fiction u tried waiting 4 d final saga

playboy99:
fiction:when a girl came to ur house then entered your kitchen to eat raw garri wtf even a village girl cant do dat. Fiction:when d girl asked for a drink and you had 2 diff flavours of that drink and u a student wtf thumbs up on dat fiction:she entered ur kitchen to steal indomie and sardine.wtf u didnt tell us she brought a polybag along but wuld she teleport wen she is leaving. 4 fiction u tried waiting 4 d final saga

DeeTus:
What i mean by "cultured" here is the first impression you give to the guy and is what matters most and that will result how he will view her.

If probably she was a little conservative and deny him some access, he wouldn't have come here to disgrace her.

I give you an example; I met this chick together with her friend as well as my friend but didn't call her after given me her digits.

Her first impression wasn't okay for me and that is why I couldn't ring her.

ItsAnderson:
Lalasticlala this should grace the frontpage na

misspicy:

i don reach naw,buh i never ready and no husband material in sight yet



pray before you sleep next time

Maximillian1:
lol..which kind husband material..tuxedo suit or ankara cos i have a friend who is a mixture of both



Fr sure..wnt forget to do xo

ggrin:
prettythicksme

falconey:
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Andyblaze:


Badman hafa

Andyblaze:


Badman hafa

doctorEkene:


O boy drop this gist I get patients to attend to....

Andyblaze:


Badman hafa

Andyblaze:

Lmao relax ooo