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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 19, 2016

I don't need to borrow all dis words...... My eyes alone dae do d job wella tongue

don't need to borrow all dis words...... My eyes alone dae do d job wella

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by macaranta(m): 10:18pm On Feb 19, 2016

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

See beef..are you crushing on him? undecided

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by banio: 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2016

I love you, talk your own

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tanteta(m): 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2016

Guy..... Any LADY that has heard all of these from guys and is still single should go for deliverance before it is too late.
.
That been said, here is another line:
Excuse me prety lady can l buy you a drink.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by saintmark88(m): 10:22pm On Feb 19, 2016

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

U nailed it

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by BigElEddy(m): 10:23pm On Feb 19, 2016

My best line: how much for fvck?

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by saintmark88(m): 10:23pm On Feb 19, 2016

skarlett:
really hilarious some guys will not kill us with their boring lines

Boring lines,buh u guys end up falling for it

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by flinton(m): 10:24pm On Feb 19, 2016

I use openers...starts like this...
Me: hello
Lady: hi
Me: I aint goin to take much of your time, can I get a feminine opinion on.....(any shit that will interest any lady)
Lady: start talking
Gbam! She is hooked!
70% success

Guys I recommend you all to read The Game by Neil Strauss, he is a PUA, the book is dope

Ladies dont hate the player hate d game

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by olakan22: 10:25pm On Feb 19, 2016

Nikita1:
No bro, you are lost

he wan try him luck ni grin

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Code45: 10:25pm On Feb 19, 2016

QueenValerie:
Dang! This is goooood. I'ma use some of these.

Huh? A female? huh

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by danduj(m): 10:26pm On Feb 19, 2016

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

lol u had a bad day rite?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 10:28pm On Feb 19, 2016

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/02/10-hilarious-cliches-nigerian-men-use.html

tosin kindly PM me I have something for you

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(op): 10:31pm On Feb 19, 2016

KingAdeOluomo1:
tosin kindly PM me I have something for you

I just hope say na Dollars sha

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by sluk(m): 10:35pm On Feb 19, 2016

cruzita:
those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

And later marry themselves abi?

SMH. Some girl be forming like....

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ikbnice(m): 10:37pm On Feb 19, 2016

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

u surely knw hw to puncture a man's ego. I hail thee!

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by damilareoye: 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2016

so funny

when you are trying to use a "line" and she already know where you are heading too...

She be like """don't even ask of my number cus i won't give you" grin

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by uzoormah(m): 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2016

cruzita:
those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

smh..buhari sef..mtchew
na wa for u

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ndcide(m): 10:42pm On Feb 19, 2016

10 THIS... 10 THAT..

iS ORAY.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by lacicrips(m): 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2016

Number 3 is funny and a very good opener. You'll both be laughing.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by espn(m): 10:44pm On Feb 19, 2016

Very dumb pick up lines.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by 007Gbenga: 10:46pm On Feb 19, 2016

Now that everything is taken, what lines do we use now huh

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by klassykute(m): 10:47pm On Feb 19, 2016

Nikita1:
Yes!
Some will even start guessing your name with diff names. Ewwwww.

and if guys stop comming ur way now till u get to 50 u will b asking God why .. u see boy wey toast u you no api dey ewwww there.. trynna woo a boy nd c how hard it is

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by lexxyrule(m): 10:48pm On Feb 19, 2016

4, 5 and 6 is my style

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by henryc4: 10:48pm On Feb 19, 2016

As for me,,, hi babe, u attend urhobo girls? u be like d face of urhobo girls sec. sch 2007/8

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Mike008(m): 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2016

Den the me mumu girl go just de blush.

And Akpos be like...

Hello Girl,
APPLECASION FOR LOVE OF YOU
I want to write you this letter Because every time I saw you opposite with my house in our area, you saw me and I also saw you and I saw you everyday. But I have watch you for a severlly times. The way your behavior is good for me, I want to take you as a good girl friend. Because you are the beautiful girl in this town and in our nationlity. So I
love you like a flower. But one thing is that, I want to talk to you I love you but I can see you does not have time. That is why I shouldn't come and talk to you. Sometimes,
i want to come to the house that you are siting inside on the road side but everybody is passing there that is why I
am filling shamful to come there and talk to you on yourface. If you think that, you cannot read and understanding this letter just call me and talk to me in a security place. After reading these letter give me the reply or the answer. I am hopefully that you will consider me your love.
I am finish.
Good bye.
Yours everything
Akpos

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ipledge10(m): 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2016

Nikita1:
Yes!
Some will even start guessing your name with diff names. Ewwwww.

nike? No no nicki minaj? Or nickelodeon

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2016

olakan22:
he wan try him luck ni

access denied sad

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(op): 10:54pm On Feb 19, 2016

ikbnice:
u surely knw hw to puncture a man's ego. I hail thee!

You praising her? Do you think I give a damn about her comment? It doesn't move me an inch and will not stop me from dropping another one

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Icekyng: 10:55pm On Feb 19, 2016

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

lol

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ipledge10(m): 10:55pm On Feb 19, 2016

Inside train..."I be like are u gonna stop before 42nd street?"

"Hi...smile"...this is the best method, say hi to her and smile a little

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by dikeigbo2(m): 10:58pm On Feb 19, 2016

11 Like are you related to urunooboo. shocked

12. You speak like ngene ukwenu grin

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by engroke(m): 10:58pm On Feb 19, 2016

Lemme add mine

Walk 2 d lady n start singing ............ifeoma,ifeoma, ifeoma I wanna marry u give me ur love

Or walk up to a gal n say.......Hi babe do you fart huh

Or just tell her who u are
Go by hi babe do u know national theatre belongs to my father

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