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She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Eddygourdo(m): 8:29pm On May 11, 2016 |
Business took me down to lagos on quick notice. After the hustles and hassles, I came home to meet bbae in the red zone. Apparently the thing arrived when I did. I was angry but well no be today we beginn chop am. Bae reminded me dat I promise her a big bowl of ice cream since west ham won my team yesterday after I boasted. I warned her and reminded her what sugar does to her. Yet she was adamant (long throat) and accused me of trying to dodge repaying a lost bet. Anyway I bought the biggest size I saw at shoprite. Do youu believe that this lady licked everything and never bothered to offer me any. I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me. All through the night nothing, I went out early this morning only to be called to return immediately by her wailing. I came home and met her in great pains and tried my best to conssole her while hiding a smirk of "ntooooor". Anyway she asked me to go buy her sanitary pad. Stupidly and without thinking it through. Out I went. I met a lot of people at the drug store, I lingered outside hoping they will disperse before I go in. Minutes passed and more people entered and none left. Bae started calling and wondering what's taking all the time. I summoned courage and entered. All eyes all of a sudden fell on that tall bros. The yeye nurse or whatver left everyone and asked me loudly " oga wat do u want" . I almost collapsed but yet I had to say it . " I want pad". Everybody suddenly looked at me. The sales girl in shock asked me again " you say wetin ?". And I told her I wanted to buy pad. I was so filled with shame, thinking the worst was over, till when the useless, foolish nurse faced me. Looked at a whole me up and down and asked. " OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL" This woke up the devils in that store. They all burst out laughing . I almost collapsed and seeing that I have lost all dignity I told her " I have heavy flow". I answered on the assumption that the lady was kidding with me. When she wanted to explain the thick and slim pad issh was when I barked in anger that she should give me one of each kind . People kept chuckling at themselves despite my embarrasment. I bought three types of pad and hurried out. It is clear that I will never visit that shop nor street in a long while. All because bae has longer throat. 248 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Nobody: 8:33pm On May 11, 2016 |
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Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Mskrisx(f): 8:35pm On May 11, 2016 |
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Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by layla129(f): 8:36pm On May 11, 2016 |
Lmaooo ...take heart 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Nobody: 8:37pm On May 11, 2016 |
He who complies with his wife will live a long and stress free life. 114 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Junior66(m): 8:42pm On May 11, 2016 |
Nothing embarssing here. Is pad not meant to be bought? And why were peeps laughing at u? mtcheew. Take heart if de tin hurt you though. 166 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by ivyy(f): 8:43pm On May 11, 2016 |
Hahahaha this made my night 23 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by hungryboy(m): 8:49pm On May 11, 2016 |
Your attitude is also one reason that led to that embarrassment, If you were calm and collected, when you were talking to the sales girl, i bet she wouldn't have reacted the way she did. 80 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by RoyalBlak007: 8:50pm On May 11, 2016 |
Oh My |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by zanebaddo(m): 8:57pm On May 11, 2016 |
You are every girls dream jare which girl wouldn't want a guy like you? It's no shame bro. Me buy pad for girl? 44 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by dulux07(m): 9:01pm On May 11, 2016 |
Its no big deal. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by firstking01(m): 9:05pm On May 11, 2016 |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by skywalker240(m): 9:08pm On May 11, 2016 |
Nigerian girls and long troath....hmmmm 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Oluwapresley(m): 9:09pm On May 11, 2016 |
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahakikikikikik:-) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by kingstylo01(m): 9:11pm On May 11, 2016 |
pelle op |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by alobright17(m): 9:16pm On May 11, 2016 |
Eddygourdo: Pad and condom which one you fit buy comfortably without feeling shy? 40 Likes |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Eddygourdo(m): 9:19pm On May 11, 2016 |
alobright17:no biggie in a condom na . Its for male use. But pad ? The yeye babe even ask me if na me wan use am. Just imagine such 2 Likes |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by alobright17(m): 9:25pm On May 11, 2016 |
Eddygourdo:Na NL Nurse she be, 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by MRBrownJ: 9:36pm On May 11, 2016 |
i really dont understand where the shame is.... buying pad, condom etc 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 11, 2016 |
Mskrisx: Not sure u ain't the bae with the ice cream, your location says it all. |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 11, 2016 |
MRBrownJ: Please tell them o. 1 Like |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Maryclaire1(f): 9:46pm On May 11, 2016 |
Awwh.....so sweet of u to get pad for babe 4 Likes |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Saronna: 9:47pm On May 11, 2016 |
Eddygourdo: Loooool I'm so sorry op 1 Like |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Eddygourdo(m): 9:58pm On May 11, 2016 |
Saronna:thanks hon . Women always putting somebody in trouble always. 1 Like |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Eddygourdo(m): 10:01pm On May 11, 2016 |
Maryclaire1:swweet ke . It was very very bitter as evidence proved. Wats a broda to do when she is writhing in pains in pains I don't understand. All for her long throat 1 Like |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Maryclaire1(f): 10:35pm On May 11, 2016 |
Eddygourdo:still u got it for her even when u are not comfortable doing dat...dat makes it sweet...u are a caring guy and babe is lucky to have u. i know she knows that 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by cindyJenny1994(f): 10:43pm On May 11, 2016 |
Sorry jare, its one of those things 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Mypeople2(m): 10:46pm On May 11, 2016 |
Eddygourdo:My guy it was not an embarrassment.It is called a JOKE. Learn to free yourself and laugh sometimes 8 Likes |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Mskrisx(f): 10:53pm On May 11, 2016 |
eiBADAn: Heheeehee LMAO naaaa I ain't but yeah I sure do love ice cream |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by SmellingAnus(m): 11:08pm On May 11, 2016 |
There is nothing wrong in buying pad... I also do buy pad and I prefer the pink coloured Pad to the blue coloured Pad... The very thick pad, I learnt is for heavy flow... 6 Likes |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Nobody: 11:11pm On May 11, 2016 |
haahahahahha..lmao.... " OGA
DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL" 5 Likes |
Re: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by Smartsyn(m): 11:26pm On May 11, 2016 |
Eeya, they will think that you're gay and your anus needs to be padded.. Heavy flow indeed..lol 20 Likes 2 Shares |
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