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Lol.. d guy wan use sex kill me..mehn I had to run 4 my pussi biko

AngelicDamsel:
Funny........ O broke up with my ex when he drugged me to fall asleep, so he could take my virginity ...,... I was lucky cos, he drank with me...... We both fell asleep, I woke b4 him, check my hoe to check because the idiot took aboki Viagra........ As I see hummer dick, I run ! The worst part is that he was a pastor!
Since then till now I don't take drinks in any guy's house..........






Even my husband suffer b4 he saw my pant, because I hated men then like #kilode!

this your story is fable.

Which of the Ex
-Ex-hoe?

—Ex Girlfriend?

dmgr:
never had an ex

congrats sir, you've done well.

Aderola15:
I was tired of the relationship na

i see lots of people in relationship doing that lovey dovey thing at the beginng. but after like 2 years , it crumbles like a pack of card. intolerance sets in , people become individualistic , everything they say irritate each other everything becomes boring . after that, they look for another partner and start the lovey dovey circle again . lol

Everyone is just looking for who to blame

She was legit, she was everything you'd want of a woman. I broke up with her because, i didn't want to be confined between the walls of the word 'relationship'. I preferred to be alone.

Ex should be Ex I don't talk about Ex

He took my gentility for granted. Just because i wasn't the prying and meddling type, eventhough i loved him. He had the guts 2 bring his escapades n rub it on my face like pan cake powder, imagine o! No regards 4 me whatsoever! Aagh! Abeg dem no do me jazz. I just looked down n asked my legs , "my legs my legs, wat are u waiting for?!!! Oya walk away frm dis relationship by fire!!!!!"

all my gfs re d ones dah always initiates d break up wit d excuse of me not giving dem enuf moni their upkeep...shey I be their papa I never knew I was even giving dem too much until I met my recent gf who is a soldier(navy), who has never asked me for moni, it was den dat I realized broke gals re not meant for me...

sexybbstar:
He was practicing the three religion and he's as violent as anything I could call it. He beats up his elder brothers.He forced me to call him brother,telling me its a sign of respect for him. Thank God I'm out .

I wasn't feeling ok for a week, he was always calling to check up on me. After the whole sickness I told him I love him and to my surprise he went awol. We stopped communication and it ended

omowumeee:
are you sure you ain't the father? maybe the other guy was richer...

obviously he was, that was one question I asked when she called to apologize but she said a big NO & baby didn't look any close to mua.
It's so hard to forget cos she gave me so much to remember.
I'm living a different life now... But girls Sha!

Nife1:
congrats sir, you've done well.

this one that u 're congratulating me
iyam not understanding

We both were tired of the relationship.

Because she kept feeding me kuli kuli and dankwa

I WAS AS N SHE WAS AS, WE KNEW WE HAD NO FUTURE, DATS Y WE BROKE UP. BUT D CHEMISTRY IS STILL DER.

I dnt hv an ex

Mine was not fleshy, had to break .... Now I need a sweet meaty babe to chew like cashew. I don't like skiny babes

She needed a break. I needed a breakup

Cos he broke up with me

sexybbstar:
He was practicing the three religion and he's as violent as anything I could call it. He beats up his elder brothers.He forced me to call him brother,telling me its a sign of respect for him. Thank God I'm out .

Eleyi gidi gan o

She was self centered and has an unreal sense of entitlement.

#HomieDontPlayThat

To the curb she was kicked - sorry hun, you can scamper for crumbs with the other Lasgidi females.

I still can't give a good reason why I broke up with my Ex, but it was a mutual understanding though. We still call nd text eachother very much and still relate like we dating, but the problem is we ain't. Atimes I jst feel like starting all over but it's jst freakin' complicated.....

because she wants to kill me with sex

Her brain is light as a feather. I'd rather be with a strong-willed woman.

mizhefeh:
He broke up with me

Jesu olugbala o

With this your packaging in your DP?

The lying liar

sexybbstar:
He was practicing the three religion and he's as violent as anything I could call it. He beats up his elder brothers.He forced me to call him brother,telling me its a sign of respect for him. Thank God I'm out .

hehheheeeeeeeeehehehee please pardon me to laugh oooo! kikikikikikikkikkiikkikikikikikiki! where did u meet such person

stacyadams:
She use one guy pix do dp.bae.u never use my own na anode guy e use say na her friend and it's his birthday,she come provoke say make I no dey talk,say me never use her pic do dp... na so we no talk or call till today..'.ordinary dp scatter 3years relationship

Lol, u both are immature asf

Mine was distance and lack of frequent communication.....and I am sure he was cheating too thou I never caught him, I still broke up.

TINALETC3:
I dnt hv an ex

Really? Never had a bf?