If you smoke weed while you read then you're highly educated.

GMan650:
Chemistry Pun

The truth of the MATTER is elements of chemistry are best taught in a compound.

All my friends ARGON, NEON of them waited for me.

You entered the CLUB wt a JERSEY n couldn’t BALL ,well but if ur GOAL wasn’t accomplished,at least u can afford to HIT THE BAR n take a SHOT of henny and watch the BALLERS THROW-IN money in d vip section frm ur OFFSIDE, but if you a rich PLAYER u can be your brothers KEEPER


Copied from Dremo

Danny go kpef Chelsea, if to say e Drinkwater e for de alright

A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

Pun intended

Eke40seven:
Mine:
Okon the DWARF is intelligent and HIGHLY respected, yet no one in the town LOOKS UP TO HIM.


I used some words in upper case so that new pun converts will understand.



Wow! My thread made front page after a year and 6 months of being left unnoticed. Never give up, just keep doing what you do best and one day.....just one day...

Oh man, people are so dramatic

If u mess with my bloodlines, u're gonna see blurred lines �

She LEFT because things ain't going RIGHT.

If u know nothing about these type of flowers ��� then i suggest u stitch ur two lips (tulips) together.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
(rim-shot)

Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.
Don’t worry, though—he woke up.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A complete waist of time.

Why did the network admin work from home?
Because he could only function in his domain.

Why did Barcelona buy Suarez from Liverpool in 2014?

So they could have some added "bite" to their attack line.

When you miss him, but you have to stay strong

Why is dark spelt with a "K", but not a "C"? �



Because you can't C in the dark.

If your man is cheating on you..... Let that

CosmicPhoenix:

my girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic....


But i refused


if i'm going to have sex,it will be on my own Accord

We don hear, we know you have a car

At the third watch, I had time to see the difference at the dawn

After the Hazard at the wood, I got a cheque from sterling to visit the club... Oh God, have messi I can't cope

I can't take it anymore.... Things are really getting out of hand

I've got starch on my mouth. Does that mean I now have a moustache