iLegendd:
I'm finding it difficult to read posts relating to relationships nowadays. It's becoming boring to me.

Eya.

You can pass.

I don't enjoy posting either.

Just felt I should hear and get tips from mature minds.

iLegendd:
I'm finding it difficult to read posts relating to relationships nowadays. It's becoming boring to me.

And yet you write books on it under the pen name hoe chef. It's all because you are a fraud.

Do go and see a psychologist ASAP.

Oh, wait, don't tell me, you have a masters in psychology from the University of Malaysia no less.

blizard44:


Eya.

You can pass.

I don't enjoy posting either.

Just felt I should hear and get tips from mature minds.

No, posting is good. It strengthens your brain when you type. For me, I have been typing for years every single day, so I have answered 98% relationship questions and difficulties men face in different books.

Reading and replying a relationship thread is just like repeating myself over and over again. So, this is why I'm beginning to find it boring.

Anyway, someone will definitely help you out. All the best.

BlackIvory:
are women allowed? Can I know if there is a branch in karu, abuja?

yes you are absolutely welcome

yarimo:
yes you are absolutely welcome

whats the qualifications? Should i love butts? Cuz im a female.

ABCthings:
1. Get a new girl even if it just for the main time. � you will discover that girl is not special and you're just obsessed

2. Attach some thing negative to her. e.g a nickname like goat so when you think all of her you remember goats. For me I can just decide to say your hole stinks horribly and that kills all my attraction to you. Later I may even remember how I stopped liking you sef � .

Make sure you punish her by not thinking of her
All the Best.

The first option is right, that's d only way,u can get her off ur mind,not necessarily dating,but d one u will be able to share ur inner thought with,and u are good,but the second option can never work

Seriously bro she's just another bi.tch move on, if a good woman broke up with you I'd understand

blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!

it doesn't make sense, especially for guys breaking up... that she s cheating is nothing new... u can emotionally detach from her while u re still with her physically... u need the cookies.

Next time if you find your gf cheating on you don't break up with her; turn her to a side chick. Shikenah

Blackivy27:
whats the qualifications? Should i love butts? Cuz im a female.

no don't love BOOBS, you have to love dick. Well since you are female that means you need cucumber by your side 24 hours

undefeateds:

The first option is right, that's d only way,u can get her off ur mind,not necessarily dating,but d one u will be able to share ur inner thought with,and u are good,but the second option can never work

it worked for me.

yarimo:
no don't love BOOBS, you have to love dick. Well since you are female that means you need cucumber by your side 24 hours

hmm... But i havent faced a d!ck one on one.
and as for the cucumber i dont think anything more than my two slender fingers can enter my tight...

Blackivy27:
hmm... But i havent faced a d!ck one on one.
and as for the cucumber i dont think anything more than my two slender fingers can enter my tight...

practice make perfect

yarimo:
practice make perfect

Lol. But this practice will leave me bloody and without climax.
IF NOT THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY TO FREE MYSELF OF THIS "FLESHY OBSRUCTION."

Blackivy27:
Lol. But this practice will leave me bloody and without climax.
IF NOT THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY TO FREE MYSELF OF THIS "FLESHY OBSRUCTION."

that is why you must use vaseline very well

yarimo:
that is why you must use vaseline very well

wise guru. I dare not put aside your wisdom but that instruction? I should apply vasline in a hole. Isnt there no side effects??

i once tried mast***ting with a bead necklace. It was deep inside when the twine cut. All the beads up my...
i full hand enter... that day.

blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!

go and sleep with her friend

chigoziri2403:
Please stay clear off sniper, we don't want to read your news on Nairaland
Surround yourself with your friends and family
Don't be idle
If you are konjified, Vaseline and nubile.com is your best friend

one love bro, i agree with you on this

U are not idle bross, that means it should be 50℅ easy 4 u 2 handle. I don't think a nairalander could find it hard to handle relationship issues any more. Anyway, one major way of dealing with such a scenario is: MIND CONTROL; whenever her thought pop up in ur head, replace it with Buhari sentiment or something negative. The anger will definitely turn her off ur mind. Although, emotion don't heal emotion, but REPLACE HER THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. Mind control is very important 2 u here. It's a perennial solution. See her as a cheat. Another way to torment her is, go & hire a call girl 2 visit u in ur office. Make sure she's Xtremely beautiful. Flaunt with her passionately and let go. If u are in Lagos, I could direct u to some place at (off) Allen avenue. She'll commit cidesui afterward.

Pharaoh4rin:
U are not idle bross, that means it should be 50℅ easy 4 u 2 handle. I don't think a nairalander could find it hard to handle relationship issues any more. Anyway, one major way of dealing with such a scenario is: MIND CONTROL; whenever her thought pop up in ur head, replace it with Buhari sentiment or something negative. The anger will definitely turn her off ur mind. Although, emotion don't heal emotion, but REPLACE HER THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. Mind control is very important 2 u here. It's a perennial solution. See her as a cheat. Another way to torment her is, go & hire a call girl 2 visit u in ur office. Make sure she's Xtremely beautiful. Flaunt with her passionately and let go. If u are in Lagos, I could direct u to some place at (off) Allen avenue. She'll commit cidesui afterward.

baba oo

blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!

Let's stick to the fundamentals. How about trying your luck with her mum?

blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!

get into the pants of another person ex.

Your mates go soon enter Spain from Morocco go find money, you dey worry about woman. You're a disgrace.

IamPlato:
Watch Porn Bro.

Go To Xvideos and Check Out Girls Like Brittney White, Vanessa Blue, Joslyn James, Amy Anderssen, Dominican lipz, desire5k, blackraw, Kendra Sundaland, they Were Born To Make Men Forget Their Wives.


Thank Me Later

Lol

The best way to get her off your mind is to kill yourself

Try it and thank me later

It’s simple: replace her with a cheating girlfriend. Too much sense nearly killed me once but thank God I survived the ordeal.

I understand that feeling believe me ...it simple ..make you heart more stronger than your emotions... she know you walked away from her shenanigans makes you a man .stand for something bro ...Bleep cheating holes

Bro, I’ve been through something like that, for real it’s not easy cos u can always still feel the love and hrtache since it’s like a lifestyles, the best thing u can do is pray , pray to God to heal u and find a new addiction, something positive, it might be ur studies and quality time wit good friends that’s it man

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KanuSE:


Lol

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affirming bad advice

@op
fast and pray

U really need hot sex to forget about her
Go and have sex nice one I promise u will look for me

I will give you an advice ... if you like take it .... if u like leave it

Go back to her and tell her to take you back ..... Plan out a rigorous sex pattern ..... When sexing her transfer all the aggression and depression into her.. It may take time .... but when you are through,toss her away like a dirt rag and see how free your mind would become!!!

IamPlato:
Watch Porn Bro.

Go To Xvideos and Check Out Girls Like Brittney White, Vanessa Blue, Joslyn James, Amy Anderssen, Dominican lipz, desire5k, blackraw, Kendra Sundaland, they Were Born To Make Men Forget Their Wives.


Thank Me Later

President wankers association of nairaland has spoken, case closed.