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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by blizard44: 9:55am On Aug 12
iLegendd:
I'm finding it difficult to read posts relating to relationships nowadays. It's becoming boring to me.

Eya.

You can pass.

I don't enjoy posting either.

Just felt I should hear and get tips from mature minds.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Bigcowhorn: 9:58am On Aug 12
iLegendd:
I'm finding it difficult to read posts relating to relationships nowadays. It's becoming boring to me.

And yet you write books on it under the pen name hoe chef. It's all because you are a fraud.

Do go and see a psychologist ASAP.

Oh, wait, don't tell me, you have a masters in psychology from the University of Malaysia no less.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by iLegendd: 10:09am On Aug 12
blizard44:


Eya.

You can pass.

I don't enjoy posting either.

Just felt I should hear and get tips from mature minds.

No, posting is good. It strengthens your brain when you type. For me, I have been typing for years every single day, so I have answered 98% relationship questions and difficulties men face in different books.

Reading and replying a relationship thread is just like repeating myself over and over again. So, this is why I'm beginning to find it boring.

Anyway, someone will definitely help you out. All the best.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by yarimo(m): 11:09am On Aug 12
BlackIvory:
are women allowed? Can I know if there is a branch in karu, abuja?
yes you are absolutely welcome grin grin
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Blackivy27(f): 11:20am On Aug 12
yarimo:
yes you are absolutely welcome grin grin
cheesy whats the qualifications? Should i love butts? Cuz im a female.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by undefeateds: 11:22am On Aug 12
ABCthings:
1. Get a new girl even if it just for the main time. � you will discover that girl is not special and you're just obsessed

2. Attach some thing negative to her. e.g a nickname like goat so when you think all of her you remember goats. For me I can just decide to say your hole stinks horribly and that kills all my attraction to you. Later I may even remember how I stopped liking you sef � .

Make sure you punish her by not thinking of her
All the Best. smiley
The first option is right, that's d only way,u can get her off ur mind,not necessarily dating,but d one u will be able to share ur inner thought with,and u are good,but the second option can never work

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by pcguru1(m): 11:23am On Aug 12
Seriously bro she's just another bi.tch move on, if a good woman broke up with you I'd understand

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by chenzen(m): 11:26am On Aug 12
blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!
it doesn't make sense, especially for guys breaking up... that she s cheating is nothing new... u can emotionally detach from her while u re still with her physically... u need the cookies.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by BiggyB242(m): 12:58pm On Aug 12
Next time if you find your gf cheating on you don't break up with her; turn her to a side chick. Shikenah

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by yarimo(m): 1:00pm On Aug 12
Blackivy27:
cheesy whats the qualifications? Should i love butts? Cuz im a female.
no don't love BOOBS, you have to love dick. Well since you are female that means you need cucumber by your side 24 hours grin grin

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by ABCthings: 1:18pm On Aug 12
undefeateds:

The first option is right, that's d only way,u can get her off ur mind,not necessarily dating,but d one u will be able to share ur inner thought with,and u are good,but the second option can never work
it worked for me.
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Blackivy27(f): 3:31pm On Aug 12
yarimo:
no don't love BOOBS, you have to love dick. Well since you are female that means you need cucumber by your side 24 hours grin grin
hmm... But i havent faced a d!ck one on one.
and as for the cucumber i dont think anything more than my two slender fingers can enter my tight...
cheesy cheesy

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by yarimo(m): 3:34pm On Aug 12
Blackivy27:
hmm... But i havent faced a d!ck one on one.
and as for the cucumber i dont think anything more than my two slender fingers can enter my tight...
cheesy cheesy
practice make perfect grin

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Blackivy27(f): 3:44pm On Aug 12
yarimo:
practice make perfect grin
Lol. But this practice will leave me bloody and without climax.
IF NOT THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY TO FREE MYSELF OF THIS "FLESHY OBSRUCTION."
cheesy

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by yarimo(m): 3:45pm On Aug 12
Blackivy27:
Lol. But this practice will leave me bloody and without climax.
IF NOT THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY TO FREE MYSELF OF THIS "FLESHY OBSRUCTION."
cheesy
that is why you must use vaseline very well grin

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Blackivy27(f): 3:52pm On Aug 12
yarimo:
that is why you must use vaseline very well grin
wise guru. I dare not put aside your wisdom but that instruction? I should apply vasline in a hole. Isnt there no side effects??

i once tried mast***ting with a bead necklace. It was deep inside when the twine cut. All the beads up my...
i full hand enter... that day.
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by ashawopikin(m): 4:45pm On Aug 12
blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!
go and sleep with her friend

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Paulblessing1(m): 4:47pm On Aug 12
chigoziri2403:
Please stay clear off sniper, we don't want to read your news on Nairaland
Surround yourself with your friends and family
Don't be idle
If you are konjified, Vaseline and nubile.com is your best friend
one love bro, i agree with you on this

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Pharaoh4rin: 6:20pm On Aug 12
U are not idle bross, that means it should be 50℅ easy 4 u 2 handle. I don't think a nairalander could find it hard to handle relationship issues any more. Anyway, one major way of dealing with such a scenario is: MIND CONTROL; whenever her thought pop up in ur head, replace it with Buhari sentiment or something negative. The anger will definitely turn her off ur mind. Although, emotion don't heal emotion, but REPLACE HER THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. Mind control is very important 2 u here. It's a perennial solution. See her as a cheat. Another way to torment her is, go & hire a call girl 2 visit u in ur office. Make sure she's Xtremely beautiful. Flaunt with her passionately and let go. If u are in Lagos, I could direct u to some place at (off) Allen avenue. She'll commit cidesui afterward.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by yetunsbay(m): 7:10pm On Aug 12
Pharaoh4rin:
U are not idle bross, that means it should be 50℅ easy 4 u 2 handle. I don't think a nairalander could find it hard to handle relationship issues any more. Anyway, one major way of dealing with such a scenario is: MIND CONTROL; whenever her thought pop up in ur head, replace it with Buhari sentiment or something negative. The anger will definitely turn her off ur mind. Although, emotion don't heal emotion, but REPLACE HER THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. Mind control is very important 2 u here. It's a perennial solution. See her as a cheat. Another way to torment her is, go & hire a call girl 2 visit u in ur office. Make sure she's Xtremely beautiful. Flaunt with her passionately and let go. If u are in Lagos, I could direct u to some place at (off) Allen avenue. She'll commit cidesui afterward.
baba oo
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by blinking001(m): 7:23pm On Aug 12
blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!
Let's stick to the fundamentals. How about trying your luck with her mum?
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by here4u: 5:40pm On Aug 13
blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with my Ex Girlfriend.

I found out she was cheating on me with two other guys and decided to walk away.

But the thing is that I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't eat, work or do anything without memories of the times we shared together hanging over my eyelids.

I felt that the depression and pain that suffused me after I told her it was over was hinged on the fact that she was my first love - and would go away with time, but I was wrong.
I think of her now more than I ever remember doing.
I'm afraid the feelings heightens everyday.
And this is made worse by the fact that we're colleagues.
We see each other everyday.
And concerns for her, I found out, still manage to hide behind my ribs.

I'm not thinking of going back to her.
It's not an option.
That to me now, is like dining with my archenemies blindfolded.

I feel like I don't know her .
I never knew her!

At least, I never knew she could tell heavy lies with our eyes locked.


I need help redeeming myself from her.
I want to see her for who she really is.
And I want to go back to the life I led before her.

I need help getting her out of my head.

Tell me how you survived breakups.


P.S
I want to read your comments.

Lalasticlala , Would you be kind , please? The needful!
get into the pants of another person ex.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Freehuman(m): 11:25pm On Aug 13
Your mates go soon enter Spain from Morocco go find money, you dey worry about woman. You're a disgrace.

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by KanuSE: 11:26pm On Aug 13
IamPlato:
Watch Porn Bro.

Go To Xvideos and Check Out Girls Like Brittney White, Vanessa Blue, Joslyn James, Amy Anderssen, Dominican lipz, desire5k, blackraw, Kendra Sundaland, they Were Born To Make Men Forget Their Wives.


Thank Me Later

Lol cheesy

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Isoduwa(m): 11:27pm On Aug 13
The best way to get her off your mind is to kill yourself

Try it and thank me later
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by meobizy(m): 11:27pm On Aug 13
It’s simple: replace her with a cheating girlfriend. Too much sense nearly killed me once but thank God I survived the ordeal.
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Humanaces: 11:28pm On Aug 13
I understand that feeling believe me ...it simple ..make you heart more stronger than your emotions... she know you walked away from her shenanigans makes you a man .stand for something bro ...Bleep cheating holes

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Analyst7: 11:33pm On Aug 13
Bro, I’ve been through something like that, for real it’s not easy cos u can always still feel the love and hrtache since it’s like a lifestyles, the best thing u can do is pray , pray to God to heal u and find a new addiction, something positive, it might be ur studies and quality time wit good friends that’s it man

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Olanipekun1: 11:33pm On Aug 13
KanuSE:


Lol cheesy


affirming bad advice

@op
fast and pray

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by kunkelhanspeter(m): 11:34pm On Aug 13
U really need hot sex to forget about her
Go and have sex nice one I promise u will look for me
Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by ideatoprince18(m): 11:35pm On Aug 13
I will give you an advice ... if you like take it .... if u like leave it

Go back to her and tell her to take you back ..... Plan out a rigorous sex pattern ..... When sexing her transfer all the aggression and depression into her.. It may take time .... but when you are through,toss her away like a dirt rag and see how free your mind would become!!!

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Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Mekanus(m): 11:38pm On Aug 13
IamPlato:
Watch Porn Bro.

Go To Xvideos and Check Out Girls Like Brittney White, Vanessa Blue, Joslyn James, Amy Anderssen, Dominican lipz, desire5k, blackraw, Kendra Sundaland, they Were Born To Make Men Forget Their Wives.


Thank Me Later
President wankers association of nairaland has spoken, case closed.

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