realoscar84:
I'm even ashamed of myself saying this, knelt down to begging a woman to forgive me for accusing her wrongly even when I knew deep down in me I was right. Chai, knelt down holding her leg crying for forgivenes just cuz of pussy wey later tire me. Anyway Las Las, I delt with her though. But whenever I remember that moment, Im ashamed cuz I let myself down.

I feel your pain bro

thorpido:
It's possible.She may not have lied.

You think? Fresh cum after 24 hours?

Believing that my fiancee boy friend is a girl.
She even save his name with that of her roommate.
Fooling me to ignore all messages and calls from the guy, calling it girls gist

I will never go into any other Love relationship if we end up not getting married

I LOVE YOU
scam of life
that line na lie most times
and we dey fall for am

OlawaleBammie:


U re too mean and harsh dearie, not up to this tho.

I never meant it dat way, never meant to disrespect him indeed, just got surprised wen i saw 80s.... I was like.. eeehhh!!! someone who was in d uni by den can still b dis active on Dis platform?

Seriously I never meant to disrespect, if u and him find it disrespectful den i would say u guys should forgive.

Buh u sound harsh sha.

Deleting that comment would go a long way of apologizing. Honestly, you were really disrespectful

My gal do sell with a guy at shoprite, but they do close late sometimes 11:30pm,or 12:am, she do pass night in the guy Aoz (unknown to me )but when I came to visit her, she thought have gone back to the city where I stay, she didn't come home dat day, so she realized hve found out she don't sleep at home but deny there's nothing btw them, unti I spy via there chatting :
Guy.. good morning my baby.
girl... love, Hmmm.
but she told me the guy collected the phone from her hand to type (love ) just to check if her phone can chat........ shoprite Akure.

Anytime any girl tells me she's a virgin, or I was raped. I become a lunatic.

My heart wants to believe her, but my brain usually come out and say 'don't be fooled boy, you know the truth, why believe that crap'.

Please ladies, this line is stale. If you were raped, please bring a report to show for that. Boys have been mumufied with the above lines from womenfolk. We need evidence.

"If u leave me,i will die cos i cant imagine life without U".....5yrs later and 2kids for 2 different guys andvshe never still die

biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

That's becuase u are a FOOL...
F: Finally
O: Oh!
O: Oju E
L: La

OlawaleBammie:


U re too mean and harsh dearie, not up to this tho.

I never meant it dat way, never meant to disrespect him indeed, just got surprised wen i saw 80s.... I was like.. eeehhh!!! someone who was in d uni by den can still b dis active on Dis platform?

Seriously I never meant to disrespect, if u and him find it disrespectful den i would say u guys should forgive.

Buh u sound harsh sha.

I was once in a lounge drinking beer with my girl friend when two men with two ladies about the age of 65 came to sit at the next table waiting for football..the man backing me brought out his phone and the first page he opened was nairaland clearly...thianis. afaceless forums..daddiesbhere also.

She told me she’s not a virgin but ended up bleeding profusely when I went down den she said she’s no longer a virgin

I met this guy while I was still a virgin,b4 accepting to date him,I told him I wasn't ready for sex till my wedding night.He accepted. All of a sudden,he started putting me under pressure to have it with him,that the konji is killing him.As i no gree,huncle come claim virgin by force,say he want loose him virginity to me.Say him never do am before too. He eventually had his way with me;uncle did it like a pro,not like the virgin he claimed to be.
I later found out he had been kpenshing several girls before we met self.
When I look at myself now,I'm amazed at how naive I was to believe such a cheap lie.
#shaking my head#
#things we do for love#

When I was age 16.i believe but still on debe firat the hoe told me she was virgin. She was 14..she had given every nigga in our estate including old.men and young boy including shameless gatemen who curve her in the forestry by mango tree.kept avoiding coming to my place,corners, curving me cos she knows the day we see bad,bad enter ground that day.the day she fell.come collect valentine present web I kiss small use hand touch pants.lakuli ,everywhere be like river. I kukuma no talk about virginity again..I made sure I finger am with four fingers in brutal way.I wan fist am but it no grew enter begin beg.I kuku turn deaf .d Toto don wide ehn. I knacked her constantly at least 3 times a week fr the next 1 year..she later begin bring her friend weh dem life don rotten together deh do orgy.dis na girls weh dem papa be head pastor for eastate. Doja.ka kool fun e ooooo.o fimipa

see as people dey formulate lies here sha

jibrilELsudan:
She said I can shoot my hot cum inside her kukunase that she can't fall pregnant cause she's a virgin.

When you ask her how she lost her virginity and she goes "I was raped or I was forced against my will" and you felt sorry for her not knowing she's been riding canes since 1965

I was raped by an armed robber that's how I lost my virginity. Anytime I remember this I laugh. She must think I'm stupid lol

Nice.

GrabHisBalls:
It's not her fault. Your dick was just too small.

Small ke, I assure you we don't use small dick in our house.

Average is the minimum requirement, and if you think I'm lying, I can upload it for you to see.

biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

That she left her ex, but it turned out to be the other way around. She was dying to be with him had to bug her phone , i was just a rebound guy, from my discovery her mom was aware and her sister encouraged her to jump back to her ex if the door was a bit ajar. Even after finding out, the girl still lied. Well its life girls lie, so i dont waste time cuz of that i always feel insecurity when i hear EX-BOYFRIEND. Its like a signal that raises my awareness. The biggest threat. Commitment phobia or maybe i should call it EX-PHOBIA

biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

I die 3 times, wake up 3 times reading this

adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.

It's 101% possible to get pregnant without breaking d lining.

Meanwhile, I don't believe in d virginity thing? How did it feel when it was your turn?

vulpeslopez:
"If u leave me,i will die cos i cant imagine life without U".....5yrs later and 2kids for 2 different guys andvshe never still die

That line is really funny.

Mine was, 'I can't live without you and I'll always love you till eternity(Around 2019).

She has left me since almost 4months ago(eternity Neva reach) and she still dey on earth oh.

Gals with their kinda stale love formations.

matkid:
are u saying there must be blood when u Bleep a virgin? me and my friend have been arguing about it

Nope...
There must not be blood..
it all depends on you..

she told me I was the secret behind her everyday smiles...

fast forward to few months later after break up, "you were never the secret behind my smiles"
those words broke me and never want to make me get committed to love again...

Raymondreigns:
She told me she’s not a virgin but ended up bleeding profusely when I went down den she said she’s no longer a virgin

wetin dis one dy talk

I used to see her off to visit guys in hotel
She would buy gifts and come back
Telling me that no one touched her
Until I saw her chart after returning one morning

She begged and I forgave and broke up with her in my mind! Banged madness out of her
She's still willing to serve me the pvssy but I'm taken, not gonna cheat

adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.

This can actually happen because I know someone that this exact scenario happened to. Her boyfriend didn't actually penetrate but she got pregnant and had to have an abortion.

She was so clueless about it that she had to ask her mom for help. Even her mom found it hard to believe her but as a nurse she had to agree that it was possible. The doctor had to technically disvirgin her.

The whole thing put her off of sex for a while. She was like, i no do the do na im i carry belle, if i come do am maybe na twins i go born. So yeah, it can happen, if I didn't know her I'd have found it hard to believe too.

blesskewe:
Lol That he doesn't have data to chat with me but I always see him online

That was then sha

Wise up gurl.. he has data to chat but not with u.. not like he doesnt have data at all..

Interesting claims... well I am waiting for maynation.