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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by bennyzer(m): 12:30am On May 08, 2020
Alhajiclem:
One asked me to pour red oil inside here before sex.i just ran away out of her room into the kitchen and just wept for her life.never saw her again till I left gombe.
Like seriously?

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by alleazardous(m): 12:47am On May 08, 2020
Bjteensdes24:

Oh! Really? Mehn might be fun anyways�
it's for peeps that practice BDSM
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by IAmSkinny: 12:59am On May 08, 2020
My own experience was very funny oo.
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Make I fess laugh sef
Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah HahahahahahahHahahahahahah Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah
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Was squeezing and caressing with reckless abandone. I purposely focused on the area that'll produce the greatest feelings. Oboy no be small thing ooo, I could see everything was going smoothly so I went for the killer button.
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CHAKAM! Was the next sound I heard. There you go, a full resolution 24 mega pixel RAW file from the Nikon D7100 after hitting the shutter button.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by IAmSkinny: 1:01am On May 08, 2020
Space for sale

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Stranger18: 1:19am On May 08, 2020
grin the first girl did u start raping her?
Theevilone:
I dated this girl in school and we lived together in my room so na steady bleeping, sometimes we go don bleep like 3 or 4 times before noon so to some points if I want to bleep she will be avoiding me and I managly slid into her and bleep her later she told me she prefer it by force that I should start raping her that she enjoys it



Secondly my current babe will always want me to bit her nipple very hard but me Gann dey fear


Thirdly the last girl I dated in school will always ask me to bleep her so she will sleep earlier and wake earlier for her early morning lectures and will ask me to tell her when I want to Cum so she will touch her clit and Cum together with me lol .

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DGoldenJenny: 1:27am On May 08, 2020
May God have mercy on you all. of all these experiences, What have you got. i mean, of what use are they?
they sound disgusting and horrible. WHAT A STENCH.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Osezzua(m): 1:33am On May 08, 2020
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by specialbobby(m): 1:56am On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Elderly young man way wan shop clean mouth

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 2:36am On May 08, 2020
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 2:42am On May 08, 2020
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DGoldenJenny:
May God have mercy on you all.
of all these experiences, What have you got.
i mean, of what use are they?

they sound disgusting and horrible.
WHAT A STENCH.
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DGoldenJenny:
May God have mercy on you all.
of all these experiences, What have you got.
i mean, of what use are they?

they sound disgusting and horrible.
WHAT A STENCH.

then stop reading, you could have just ignored the thread completely....

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ibkkk(f): 2:49am On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:


A combination of pleasure & pain is right up some people's alley.

And one starts nursing the pain after the whole thing... Really weird.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Igetmyown247: 2:57am On May 08, 2020
The made up stories on here, uhm ok.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Lordave: 3:50am On May 08, 2020
I have received over 90 painful bites from my girlfriend of recent.

She loves playing tough before sex, so she always bite me when I have subdued her.

And she done collect some dirty slaps too just to stop her from bitting harder.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Rawhumper(m): 4:09am On May 08, 2020
Guy Are u for real This The most absurd and weirdest....

I have Seen one Lady i dated,she would try to suffocate me when riding me by pressing her two boobs for me to suck,she wud Say 'take it,its yours'.

That got me scared,i had to quit codedly but your story really got me.

She must be possessed.
Well i am goin to bleep a Girl i met sum weeks ago after playing hard to bleep she finally gave in yesterday but i wasnt around so we shifted it today....











ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Rawhumper(m): 4:16am On May 08, 2020
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Everybody has choices,am not d ass type though i have done it before but its really bad very bad.


Btw....you The type that loves Family,that Sounds about right wink










quote author=ariklawani post=89305906]My boyfriend asked to Bleep my asshole.. I declined.. Is not a good thing, [/quote]

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Rawhumper(m): 4:22am On May 08, 2020
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Such Girl is cursed,her Family don finish.
They pratice sodomy in her Family.

Hope u didnt bleep that Girl.

Most Girls nowadays sleep with their fathers or uncles that The truth...










quote author=Jezking post=89307225]So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high. [/quote]

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Liliantalks: 6:48am On May 08, 2020
DGoldenJenny:
May God have mercy on you all.
of all these experiences, What have you got.
i mean, of what use are they?

they sound disgusting and horrible.
WHAT A STENCH.
mtcheww but u saw the name of the thread and decided to click on it !! There r Christian threads , go there.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Liliantalks: 6:49am On May 08, 2020
Lordave:
I have received over 90 painful bites from my girlfriend of recent.

She loves playing tough before sex, so she always bite me when I have subdued her.

And she done collect some dirty slaps too just to stop her from bitting harder.
all these biters self

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Kalashnikov102(m): 8:28am On May 08, 2020
Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM grin
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her








Nigga say whaaaa



Ponmo water for two years?



Oh my lordundecided

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 8:32am On May 08, 2020
Rawhumper:
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Such Girl is cursed,her Family don finish.
They pratice sodomy in her Family.

Hope u didnt bleep that Girl.

Most Girls nowadays sleep with their fathers or uncles that The truth...
Yea bro I no bleep am ooh... It would have been a disaster

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Kalashnikov102(m): 8:40am On May 08, 2020
I met this fine girl @the market so I collected her number ad we began to chat ad call baby begin love upp say make I show her creb I say where she say na hotel as a guy man I go the next thing me ad baby begin smash ooo ad she get this mp3 for her room wey dey slam cool jams wey rhyme with our smashing next thing when my akamu wan show naso the mp3 jus switch to Christian song na so my akamu use speed go back inside like say dem porsho am my long John con shrink like dry pepper.. She con notice am come change the music but my long John no gree rise again

She do do do!! For where the body no move undecided

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 8:43am On May 08, 2020
Bjteensdes24:

Lol..very sure the guy watched an American movie titled 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' so, he wanted to practice that with you. That movie is damn hot mehn!

Ah swear Nigga is a Fifty Shades fanatic cheesy

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by youngking22(m): 9:35am On May 08, 2020
Beeped a girl once, while she was playing excess love mercy chinwo. Paused the song, she played it back saying she likes the song. Imagine getting dicked with two sound tracks, jesus you love me too much oooo, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, really weird.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Eddygourdo(m): 10:17am On May 08, 2020
ariklawani:
No, I guess is because of the tightness.. But to me, is disgusting fucking the asshole..
you have some interest in that, it's good to know that.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Gandollar(f): 10:49am On May 08, 2020
Kalashnikov102:
I met this fine girl @the market so I collected her number ad we began to chat ad call baby begin love upp say make I show her creb I say where she say na hotel as a guy man I go the next thing me ad baby begin smash ooo ad she get this mp3 for her room wey dey slam cool jams wey rhyme with our smashing next thing when my akamu wan show naso the mp3 jus switch to Christian song na so my akamu use speed go back inside like say dem porsho am my long John con shrink like dry pepper.. She con notice am come change the music but my long John no gree rise again

She do do do!! For where the body no move undecided
You have a calling. God is calling you now.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by excanny: 12:05pm On May 08, 2020
Two things actually. Extremely beautiful and model-looking lady o.


First was asking me to take a blood oath with her.


Second was asking me to take sex enhancement drugs to sex her.


Kindly refused both requests.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Kalashnikov102(m): 12:15pm On May 08, 2020
Gandollar:
You have a calling. God is calling you now.




Give me transport ad feeding money first





*Modified* jus kuku give me only transportgrin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 12:40pm On May 08, 2020
ariklawani:
No, I guess is because of the tightness.. But to me, is disgusting fucking the asshole..
Most girls don't like it ion know why even back then in school a girl ran out from my guys room I was like guy wetin happen he didn't talk was just laughing I later saw the girl that day when coming back from lecture so on our way home I told her why she ran out of my friend room she said my guy wan use doggy for her even when we parted ways I was still laughing and have also seen similar cases too before

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Gandollar(f): 1:16pm On May 08, 2020
Kalashnikov102:





Give me transport ad feeding money first





*Modified* jus kuku give me only transportgrin
Silver and gold have I not. But what I have I have given grin
Most of you think because I'm gandollar, I'm eating government money. Everything is a lie from the opposition.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 1:17pm On May 08, 2020
This particular one's my ex
Dunno if she was possessed or more but she'd always ask me to spank her till her ass cheeks reddens. This very day I spanked till my hands were burning and even though her ass cheeks were as red as an iron that just came out of fire she kept on asking for more. I had to end the nonsense and move on I can not Coman kill my hands embarassed

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Kalashnikov102(m): 1:22pm On May 08, 2020
Gandollar:
Silver and gold have I not. But what I have I have given grin
Most of you think because I'm gandollar, I'm eating government money. Everything is a lie from the opposition.





All this grammar for jus transport fare.. Pls what's your location I need to come and live with youwink

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Acedave1(m): 1:27pm On May 08, 2020
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land

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