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Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by astonished: 10:29pm On May 14, 2020
OP, u jst describe me, but me i can kill humanbeing, especially thoso that are supporting this covid-419 in this SCAMdemic period. i think these people are heartless, useless, inhuman & gullible.

upto to today, my friend's friend, my neibour, my enemy, no one know anyone that know anyone that trully have this disease
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Malawian(m): 10:29pm On May 14, 2020
I used to be the one to kill the chicken in the house and dismember it. I was so skilled that i even knew how not to cut that green sac inside the chicken. One time like that which happened to be the very last time i would even hold knife to a chicken, this chicken i had already expertly gutted, flutered and flutered for several minutes without end. I felt like murderer right there.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Happyfela(m): 10:30pm On May 14, 2020
It's simple, Make sure your Knife is very Sharp... And focus on the throat, you have to slit it.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Lighthammer(m): 10:31pm On May 14, 2020
Awwn empathy...i wish am like u,me wey be say na the street butcher i be...
its normal to me tho or maybe na because i don work for abbatoir before...and for poultry too,the number of broilers wey i slaughtered een
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Omoluabi16(m): 10:31pm On May 14, 2020
I also detest the sight of blood. I can't kill a chicken, much more a goat. What if the chicken Peck me .o It doesn't make you any less a man. You're just a good person .

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Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Joe4real701(m): 10:32pm On May 14, 2020
Simply quote....You are an emotional person and there is nothing wrong you. All you need to do is learn to control your emotions. Find time to Google how to control your emotions.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by EyezofGod120: 10:33pm On May 14, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
let me guess: do you wear pink trousers and flowery shirts and/or scream like a woman when you see a needle before an injection... or better yet, do you drink coffee like the dude below?

[img]https://media1./images/a40657db5fa590afe3618ae571043d6f/tenor.gif[/img]
sissy you mean cheesy

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Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by BrainRider: 10:35pm On May 14, 2020
evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?
Hm... me once slaughtered fowl to avoid shame oo
Returned home for end of section break and a neighbor sent her kid to call me, asked him what the problem was buh he said he doesn't know (had it been he told me, I won't show face). Got there and she showed me a fowl, that I should help her slaughter it, her daughter wey I been dey chase dey there. Na so I just lock up tear the fowl knife o

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Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by mamajaz(f): 10:35pm On May 14, 2020
@OP, I think you're normal but not just meant for naija soil.

Two days ago, I had a training somewhere in my trust, so, because of social distancing we were 4 learners in a room, our trainer was the 5th person. I happened to be the only black shaaa. Before we started I saw a bee singing at my back, I picked a clinel wipe, used it to gently hook it to a corner and pressed it, killed it and binned it.

We continued our training, to my amazement, another bee came in, the lady next to me used her book to just direct the thing to the window, and away it flew, then, came another bigger one, and the only man among us, went there with his jotter, and marched this thing away. I was now telling them it can sting, the others agreed, but chorused in one voice that oh, yeah, but not as horrible as wasps. I just dey laf in mai mind. Come to naija oohhh, our culture go shock all of una.
When a tiny bird sat on the roof at a distance, they called themselves and started saying how beautiful the poor thing was. Interestingly, these things too don't fear them, they relax and everybody lives together happily.

So, I wouldn't blame you brother. Some people were framed the way you're. My younger brother can't kill chickens too, the day my mummy asked me to kill one, she blamed herself, because, as I put knife and the thing flew its feathers, I threw the knife away and ran away, the cock started rolling the bloodied neck in the sand, momsy was angry kwa, she had to call a neighbour to help her.

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Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Lighthammer(m): 10:35pm On May 14, 2020
Anyway i can teach u how to slaughter a chicken with one slice of the knife
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Sultty(m): 10:37pm On May 14, 2020
evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?
I can't slaughter any animal it's a condition cause we cant stand d sight of blood but as for pests and intruders I chase them and sometimes kill them. But it's ok u seem normal
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Dname: 10:38pm On May 14, 2020
Ghostrye:
You are normal but you might need to see a psychiatrist about it. There are people who can't stand the sight of blood or death but I've never heard about the case of not being able to kill a roach or a gecko. That is some extreme shii

I find it difficult to kill geckos, and chicken. I can't stand blood, if I'm not angry at the moment. Spent time in two kinds of prisions... but just like my dad who can't kill a chicken but has done a lot of violence, I'm pretty much like that. In a way I like it. I'm comfortable with it now
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by sammchuck1: 10:39pm On May 14, 2020
make lots of money. nobody will care if you can't kill a goat.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Nobody: 10:39pm On May 14, 2020
You are too soft for a human being. I can't count how many times I have killed a chicken, I can kill a goat. Please man up.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by U2ice(m): 10:41pm On May 14, 2020
I’m sure you’re not soft on bed smiley
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by smileyoo: 10:42pm On May 14, 2020
op. nothing is wrong with you, but it's just the way you were brought up. presently in rugged society like ours, too much gentility could be detrimental, so you really need to man-up by reprogramming your belief system.
in this our rugged society, do you prefer your kids to be as soft as this ?
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Marpol: 10:42pm On May 14, 2020
evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

You don't need to see a doctor, what for? to waste money join on top the phobia? Just buy better Kwale igbo and anytime you are demanded to prove that you are a man just puff small and wonders shall happen grin grin grin
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by OChimex: 10:43pm On May 14, 2020
evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

No, you aren't normal.

You be mumu from birth. Na your kind their wife dey beat... Lol. joking

But on a more serious note, are you sure say you no be gay, because na gay dey behave like that...

Mr man you better start to man up or else, you might end up becoming a full blown woman inside.

T
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Nobody: 10:45pm On May 14, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE VIOLENT OR KILL ANYTHING TO BE A "MAN".
YOU JUST HAVE TO RESPONSIBLE FOR CERTAIN THINGS AND LEARN TO DO THINGS THE CORRECT WAY, AND BULK UP YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
THIS IS WHAT WILL DIFFERENTIATE YOU FROM A WOMAN IN THE REAL SENSE OF THINGS.


You are right, honestly...
But I am imagining screaming and scampering at the sight of a rat and the guy as a partner would be jumping onto the couch with me, shrieking off his head like me too shocked.
It would really spoil things well well for me I am sorry to say lipsrsealed
But I hope it’s not the general feeling for every woman. Hope some would aaawww at his post. Because unfortunately what I feel is aaawwwnot.
I can’t help this way that I feel about the OP shaa.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Babaflenjor: 10:47pm On May 14, 2020
U still better than me
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Nobody: 10:47pm On May 14, 2020
undecided
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by nams77: 10:49pm On May 14, 2020
evansjeff:
This thing really disturbs me, Lalasticlala
I guess you are the eldest? Someday, your folks are gonna grow old and leave this world.
U will have to step into a mortuuary with rows of human corpse just to identify your folks before burial cool
Better begin gather mind now
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Exc2000: 10:50pm On May 14, 2020
astonished:
OP, u jst describe me, but me i can kill humanbeing, especially thoso that are supporting this covid-419 in this SCAMdemic period. i think these people are heartless, useless, inhuman & gullible.

upto to today, my friend's friend, my neibour, my enemy, no one know anyone that know anyone that trully have this disease


I also dont know anyone who died of AIDS and HIV so HIV is fake and scam
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Phyde: 10:50pm On May 14, 2020
The bird part got me grin grin grin I like birds anyway.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by gracevile: 10:51pm On May 14, 2020
but to eat the meat no the do u any how please thunder fire him there u no fear even buy frozen meat haba
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Beedude(m): 10:53pm On May 14, 2020
I also cant kill a goat. Killed chicken twice or so.
Can kill rat and cockroach.
I'm above 30.

Start watching HORROR FILMS and u will start killing smaller things like rat, cockroach, spider and gecko.
Its a psychological issue
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by officialfestus(m): 10:53pm On May 14, 2020
mytime24:
U mean soft like today bread
hi gorgeous!
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by OJURONGBE1(m): 10:54pm On May 14, 2020
mauchiz:
You need the Holy ghost, He will give you spirit of boldness. When this pandemic is over, I advise you go for deliverance in any mountain of fire around you, after the fire prayers, you will change. The inner man will receive strength, you will be fine, don't worry about it, is not an issue.
With God nothing can be impossible.



This has got nothing to do with spirituality. Na Ajebutter the guy be.
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by davillian(m): 10:54pm On May 14, 2020
evansjeff:


lol...not at all. You may want to try me with your girlfriend. In fact I have no mercy when it comes to girls both in decisions and in bed. The issue with me is basically on violence whether against human or animals.
You don't have mercy on bed ?
When digging or drilling someone's child
Don't you think if it was your ass someone was drilling without mercy....
I suspect cooked up stories...

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Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by XX01(f): 10:55pm On May 14, 2020
Nothing wrong with being a pacifist. Make love not war. wink
Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by Sadsoulnow: 10:55pm On May 14, 2020
Ghostrye:
You are normal but you might need to see a psychiatrist about it. There are people who can't stand the sight of blood or death but I've never heard about the case of not being able to kill a roach or a gecko. That is some extreme shii
The only thing I can kill is mosquito.Rat and gecko or other animals,forget it.maybe I should also see a psychiatrist lol.

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