₦airaland Forum

Lezzlie:
that goes down as an epic Quote of dismissal. You have potential but you're too _fucking diplomatic.

Zulus understand only the coercive language of the Boers. Believe me the art of refined diplomacy is a foreign concept to Zulus

I have dealt with that meandering Zulu cretin severally. He is a known compulsive liar who manufactures figures and data in his head and claims they are from websites.

Dievluit is a cronic sufferer of the ailment of Nigeria-phobia.

Hehehehe!
Now i understand. DieVluit is one of your many casualties.
You have subdued him with the sheer power of your cruel words. And have turned him in to a raving mad, bruised individual who have lost all sense of civility.
You are like a dark vampire, inflicting these poor souls with your verbal venom, leading them into the pit of self-loath and envy.
Wont you have mercy, thou great and revered Troll?

DieVluit:
Yes, you are quite right. You have seen and heard it all. That's why you have created a thread bemoaning the state of your industry and the prospect of losing a customer. That's also why you have asked OPEC to pretty please slow down production so that the price of oil goes up a tad bit. You've had it all not doubt. This explains why your president has had to resort to stealing his own budget from the house so as to make oil-price induced amendments. You've had the story about your slowing revenues and your inability to secure forex, given that oil constitutes about 90% of your forex. I agree, you've heard it all. All these stories happen to be shale -gas induced. And South Africa has shale gas...your kryptonite. You don't.

Very enviable position, you are in. I agree with you.

PS: I didn't know that people post stuff on a forum and expect to not be quoted. Given that you've just quoted me, I suppose it's even Stevens.

Clearly, you are a frustrated soul full of envy and insecurity.
Surely Nigeria's might and potentials are your gratest nightmare as exibited by your submissions.
The earlier quote from you didnt warrant that reaction. You're clearly wounded!

I dont do country bashing or care what country is untop of who.
My energy and concentration is first to better myself and my community by that i make imputs to my nation.

Get a life. Successful people dont toll your stance.
You sound empty.
Dont let Nigeria's problems be your problem
or the problem why your country is losing even the 2nd econonic spot on a continent as poor as Africa. Or why the fast decay of infrastructure experienced in your land in just a short spell of black rullership.
Last time i checked, being a citizen of S.A you should be the last to look down on any country.

Thats all i have for you. I dont debase myself with your likes
or allow your seed of hate, envy and ensecurity to put a stain on my rob.

No more replies from me.

firstEVA:
that's because you aren't so active, but it's all good, we can't all be active.

Help me blow kisses to Andrew

Hehehehe! I will, but you most certainly have explored other means of sending your kisses.

DieVluit:
Bwahaha! Nigeria has been talking about potential for 60 years.

As for your material resources rubbish, talk to the picture. See your biggest nightmare...shale gas.

We've seen it all and heard it all.
But i should be more concerned about the monster in you that made you quote me.
Its colour is green
It's names are envy, insecurity and hate.

firstEVA:
Postmann how was your day?

My day was fine and eventful. How's your's? I'm only getting to see your msg.

Lezzlie:
no reservations yet. I read your conversions.

She's very smart and clever. Watch where you put your feet o.

Oh, we are all trolls, I'm the only one who's proud to be one.

Social media is doomed to still-birth if we aren't trolling.

Thou mighty Troll, you are right.

Lezzlie:
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You get any reservations with that, thou great and mighty troll, greatly feared by all rivals?

Lezzlie:
Go and take some tea and eat rice and chicken.

Zulus are e-sport.

Every living, breathing Zulu should pay homage.

Their debts are irredeemable.

My ancestors brought them down from the caves of mpumalanga and the trees of Zulu natal.

And their offsprings are all over spoilt brats who have a misguided impression of their worth.

They are Giant babies in adult form.


***now unfollow me and _fuck off out of my mentions****

Go to church and let love in.



I will never unfollow you.

Lezzlie:
South African women married to Nigerian men have formed an online organisation named "southsouthafricanwomenmarried to Nigerian men. Go Google it for your free education . What gap was closed? You still have just 1 billonaire in all of south africa. South africa is still the most unequal country in the world. You're still unable to feed yourself. More than 70% blacks are unemployable. You have one of the biggest slums in Africa (Khayelitsha) your school attendance is less than 50%. Your national pass mark is 30%. Your education system is ranked bottom last in international survey. You're a Hallucinating, tree-hoping monkey in all regard When Nigeria's constitution was being drafted, your fathers and entire lineage were up on the caves of mpumalanga competing with monkeys on jungle dexterity

Ok, i said i wasnt going to quote you on nairaland, but you are just too raw, and your insults and jibes are as hot as volcanic lava on bare skin.
Take it easy. Have some respect for our brothers down under in southafrica.
He who is superior need not try hard to prove it, and who GOD has blessed above his equals need not find humility a difficult virtue.
We are surely blessed above southafrica in human and material resources and by far dwarf her in potentials, that you should find satisfying.
I think every political minded southafrican, including their policy makers are aware of what Nigeria is on this continent.
But i'm against verbal unslaught , esp against whole nation, people and tribe. Even against their forefathers who are long dead.
same goes for Mduza.

firstEVA:
Ok Postmann, catch u some other time

My pleasure!

firstEVA:
which type are u attracted to?

I wont answer that even if you were a journalist from Ovation mag or some top tabloids.

Gbam! yawa dey smell! The eagle don enter the lair. The falcon will have to answer to so questions from baba eagle. Make i take cover!

firstEVA:
I try to, does lez hold them dear? Llez will flog u today

Let me treat myself to a good laugh. Hehehehehehe!
Well, i wont answer that for you.
But know this'
Lezzlie is attracted to smart, intelligent women
which i presume you are
And so you can and should readily provide the anawers to that question.

firstEVA:
hahahahahahaha, ok. God, morality and faithfulness _ it appears those issues are dear to your heart.

Yes o. I cant imagin anyone that doesnt hold those dear, do you?

firstEVA:
I understand Postmann.

I consider you funny in so many ways.

Ok. But i'm certainly not funny when i get serious. Esp with things of GOD, morality and faithfulness.

firstEVA:
Postmann feel free, lezzlie can do nuffin

Of course he can and can't. But i'm free as a bird. Morality and civility dictate he decides the pace and boundaries of my conversations with you.

firstEVA:

See me see trouble o! By no means you can prove i was refering to you both @ lezzlie and @firstEVA.
i'm surely not a cray cray, whatEVA that means.


****Modified***
@lezzlie the boss, let me know when i overstep the bounds o. I no dey for sanctions.

Mindfulness:
I appreciate your help but I don't need it. I have already found God.

Then please accept my congratulation.

Oh, the two wild birds are here sef. Ok.

firstEVA:

No need for the faces. I'll surely be around but I'm not so active. Hence i said if situation permits.

Mindfulness:
I don't do religions. I don't believe in God, I know that God exists.

Ok. Thanks for the reply. Everyone sure has a right to his belief.

But taking another look at your submision — you don't believe in GOD, but you know HE exist is rather ironic and confusing.
Or are you trying to say something you havent found a better word for?



What i can tell you @mindfulness is patience and humility. If you sincerely apply these two virtues, you will surely find GOD. HE is worth it.
Those things that challenged your believes and made you question who HE is and HIS love can be understood but from a humble and patient heart.
Remember as humans, we know nothing except what HE chooses to reveal to us.
may we not be wise in our own eyes and may our own reasoning not make us question GOD's wisdom.

Not trying to choke my beliefs on you, but i see youre familiar with the bible.
If you sincerly want to know the GOD of the bible and sincerly search for HIM, HIS truth, HE will come to you.

firstEVA:

Hope to see you around more often

And I love ur monosyllabic response.

Sure, esp if situations permit. Thanks.

firstEVA:
yes I am I know why it too you a while
Hope u are good too?

Yes, i'm fine.

@mindfulness, please what is your religious belief/background?

firstEVA:
Postmann hi

Hello FirstEVA. Sorry it took a while to respond. Hope you're good.

Lezzlie:
@postmann, Olodo, I see you viewing this.

Lezzlie:
@postmann, Olodo, I see you viewing this.

lezz:
****shoves files asides****
Here i am, all veins in my phallus at attention, cocked and ready to report for duty.

What troubled your sleep?

Ogbe-Aku boss.

Lezzlie:
_fuck off. Who dash you MB?

hehehe! you quick reply sha.
Anyway i see you are a lady's man here on NL. And you have turned your gift of rare command of the English language into a very potent tool of the devil. To entice, ensnare and drag away some hopeless souls into the realm of forbiden pleasure.
For the abuse of your gift you will someday answer.

Lezzlie:
_fuck off. Who dash you MB?

hehehe! you quicj reply sha. Anyway i see you are a lady's man here on NL. And you have turned your gift of rare command of the English language into a very potent tool of the devil. To entice, ensnare and drag away some hopeless souls into the realm of forbiden pleasure.
For the abuse of your gift you will someday answer.

Lezzlie:
Not wet enough? You frigid or what?

This diick right here will part your pussssy lips apart and stroke your vagina walls till every last garb of frigidity is torn.

Hmmm! The devil must be happy.

petkruz:
No no no. He bought that car not to surprise but spite me! Why would he have to go all length to prove a point? Meaning he still harbours the pain of the past.

Look young woman, I don't know if it's just me but I smell ignorance and arrogance still lurking somewhere within you.
Let me put it straight for you: If your past involved you sleeping with another man, then be sure that only GOD can erase such from his mind and things will hardly ever be the same again except GOD touches his heart.
So if you truly understand how a man is wired and the psychological makeup of men, you wouldn't come hear and start ranting in ignorance and arrogance and expect him to have gotten over your unfaithfulness and most probably sleeping with someone else.
Face the truth. A whole lot of the majority of men consider their women contaminated, defiled, spoiled, soiled, damaged almost beyond redemption should she leave him and sleep with another.
If your man is among the majority, then brace up. Either you pray or leave.

Toks2008:
Why you dey fight yourself?

I have always reiterated that one of the best test of a sound IQ is respecting other people's opinion without getting offended or unduly rude expecially when you are not directly insulted.

So please take a good chill pill and a cold glass of water..i just stated my opinion while i also clearly stated all you wrote in my fist two paragraphs abi you no read am?

Which one be bordom,disdaine,spite on top this matter when i was just catching fun enjoying my freelance writing thingy...wahala dey...smh

That was a responce laced in class.
I think your post struck somewhere personal in her.