₦airaland Forum

firstEVA:
Postmann always has something sweet to say, you are sweet like sugar.


Not like I believe you though

Have you seen "lthe non phallus stimulation to orgasmm"?

What I said could be considered rich in essential facts.

I deliberately didn't want to see his new thread. And it's the same reason I unfollowed him, so I don't get tempted to comment on his posts and he gets to over react or I be tempted to reply someone who disses him in a way I consider provocative.

Sometimes one helps oneself to avoid temptation. My spirit hasn't yet settled in tranquillity as a result of the spat lastnight.

Unless I want to bring on myself great unrest and distraction, I shouldn't see the thread. And it sounds like the typical nonsense.

The aim is just to get people whet and Hot and have a virtual _orgy. It offers nothing more.

Sounding self righteous again. But how else can one put it plainly without coming off as prudish?
We all know the truth, but sometimes we don't like it.
And we all have our short comings, and GOD doesn't really mind the ocasional fall or slips. HE is more interested in sincere efforts to avoid sin.

Online _orgies like this are very addictive and they slowly dim the spark of a real relationship , just exactly as masturbation.

firstEVA:
yes I am feeling better, thanks for your concern


Lol, it still bothers on the deliberate act of acting like I don't e-exist, but it's all good.

How was your day dear postmann?

Ok firstly, it should come naturally that I be concerned when you told me you weren't feeling so well in the morning. You should take such concerns from me for granted.

2ndly, "the deliberate act of acting like you don't e-exist".
But why would he do that?
Did something spark off his jealousy?
And why would a man be jealous except he has his e-affections more on you than others,
And truly his first & EVA
And probably felt scorned, trifled and shortchanged by the attention you granted another
Maybe it's more than just a vapour in an imaginary e-cloud....

Maybe he's hurting for you
too
And wants no one else close.

If you can see through the curtain....


My day was fine.

firstEVA:
You are right

Of course it is obvious that I'm right.

Now, in the power of 'Tag and Ask' , I bid you to tell that which you conceal, yet made open.







Hope you're feeling better?

firstEVA:
Ok, thanks, have a nice day, we chat later.

You seem evasive with your feelings! I don't t like it. Tell me what i asked.

firstEVA:
if someone claims to like you but deliberately refuses to say hi for over 24hrs, there couldn't be a better definition for ignoring.

Sometimes, out of e-sight means presence of e-mind

Do have a wonderful day and take your rest.
And if you close your eyes, try to smile
Then you'll see your world revolving around your feet.
You are in control!

firstEVA:
I not feeling too well. I needed a very long sleep.

It's not just a feeling, it's a belief

I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well. Please do try to get some sleep, as sleep debt isn't so good for one's health.


Now that's a strong word, my favourite.
Surely I'm not the one you have in mind, or am I the one ignoring you? Who could it be?

Here comes the Hawk!

I better take my leave!

Surely it is. Someone only has to show how deserving they are of the truth uncurtailed. The unrestrained me probably would have said a lot worse to the kid. But then...


But I'm not sure if you re right about more in the future.
That was for family!


Why do you feel ignored? It took you forever to be back.

firstEVA:
I wasn't surprised about what you did, it's in you. I expect more in the nearest future.

I feel I'm being ignored

tomdon:
you could have minded your business and stayed dafuk away from his topic than type all this nonsenc tongue in cheek talk that even makes no sense
your self righteousness is irritating

And if you had minded your business or investigated properly, you wouldn't find yourself walking right into a f.o.o.l's trap, meddling in a family feud.

Then you wouldn't have to
look _stupid later.


#rashstranger

firstEVA:
brb

Ok.

coincidentially, you are my 333th post.

firstEVA:
you are right about that

You were a silent by-stander in the feud in the spousal thread.
You came away with a heartful impression no doubt.
Now please let it flow. You were supposed to be his supply wagon during battle.

darkenedrebel:
That wasn't to be taken literarily. The apology was satirical and a sarcastic way of branding your writeup nonsensical. If you couldn't figure that out, it puts the validity of your nous in question.

Look who's talking about "contradiction", and yet you claimed this dissertation was about "women looking fit for their husbands", but titled it - "What's the ideal spousal age difference"?
If that isn't bipolarity coupled with confusion.

And I'm not being argumentative. I didn't quote you, remember? I merely confuted your written and then you came on the offense like a kid who just had his lunch money botched from him.
You couldn't fathom or come to terms with people saying that your writeup is wack. If there's anyone here trying to administer first aid treatment to his bruised ego, it's you.




You are very stüpid you know? What is that pile of balderdash up there suppose to mean? Was that meant to pass a salient point across? Enlighten me. I think you are mentally-indigent . Don't take it personal, it's just a speculation.

No one is trying to seem right here punk. The only thing happening here is an over-aged deluded Nairaland-addict ovülating over the innocent comment of Darkrebel.
Lifeisabitch said your entire chronicle was crap. Why single me out? Why aren't you encumbering her mention notifications with your puerile tirade? You are bored right?
If you feel oppressed, you can always go impale yourself on an HIV-infected javelin.



Like I said, I don't remember ever quoting you. And I barely know you, save for my follower feeds where your sobriquet pops out once in a while.

I'm flattered you mentioned Fine Art & Rapping as one of the things I do in my past-time. That proves you are a big fan. Don't forget to add kicking-assés-of-lunatics like you in my resume.
Let's delve into your resume, shall we?
•Known to be an emotionally-unstable loser
•Known to be a chronic ass-licker
•Known to be on NL 24/7, either crushing for chats with women in order to lick their assés, or for looking for the slightest opportunity to pick up a fight.
•Also known to purposely convolute his sentences which are filled with malapropisms & long-winded syllables that are in most cases not even syntactic & grammatically appropriate. All in a vain attempt to mask the fact that he's really not intelligent. Such inferiority complex. I sincerely feel pity for you.

.

I already told you, if you feel oppressed and belligerent, gulp some purple kool aid and end your life. Or noose yourself like Ken Saro Wiwa. You would be doing the universe a favor.
Cos I can barely understand the gaffe you are up-chucking or how it's related to the fact that me expressing myself on your shïtty thread is giving you brain farts



Only mine bears the dark, looming...bla bla bla. Stop being emotional boy. And quit talking out of context.
Typical nairalander trait - when they are confuzzled, they morph into bumbling oafs and employ deflective tactics to distract the readers, when in fact they don't even know why they are bantering in the first place. .

What's really behind this loathe you have for someone that considers you vastly infinitesimal? Did I ever fück your sister? Oppps...That would be gross & societally unacceptable cos you actually spawned from a clan of silverback gorillas, thus, screwing them would be considered bestiality.
Just one comment and you are acting like a guinea fowl high on crack and opium. Your case is beyond physical - It's spiritual!.

I know this is reverse psychology. You want a fight for the longevity of your thread and because that's all you do - craving for squabbles all day on Nairaland, because you are a 34 year old jobless, loveless and reclusive fat-lipped baboon.

Haha. I won't give it to you. I'd rather make your boring existence more miserable by replying no further. Make sure not to hit your trapezoidal bonce on the door latch on your way out.
I also advise that you begin to do something worthwhile with your life - like ummmmm composing idle anthologies of àss-licking poems for Nubian(no diss intended), or trying to use your grade-D vocab to woo teenage girls in Romance sect.

Have a nice day degenerate. I think my job here is done.

That was so long! Must be the longest quote on nl.
And yet you said you did it for a nobody. You criticized his grammar and you claim to be an objective critic.
i think you are out on a mission.

Aha! There it is! nubia!!! So that's where you failed and lost the crown?

you should have taken it as a man instead of puddling yourself in the dirt in your futile attempt to pass yourself up as someone you aren't.

nubia was the very first reason you quoted him, so I'm not surprised you unwarrantedly drag her name here.

And i see you wobble in your fightback. Being the fake that you are, in your intial comment, you tried to pass as a literal critic.
But soon enough, the heat of the sun shone on you, and you couldnt stand it...and then you manifested—a forlorn vampire, bruised in the quest of nubia.


why not admit lezzlie is your vanquisher?

And i see you, your grammar, so unnatural.
You sound like a kid with a concise oxford dictonary in his pocket.

darkenedrebel:
I have intellectual hypermetropia. I could pinpoint logic with a vàgina in my face if it was standing 300 miles away.
Stop being emotional.



No one ever said it stirred infidelity in marriage. Do you even fully understand the meaning of the words you use. I said spousal age spacing is not a surety in combatting infidelity in marriages. Forgive me if I didn't read it to the end to be able to notice the sarcasm in your closer - I don't have the luxury of time.

If the thread is about "wives keeping fit for their hubbies", then why is the thread titled "What is the ideal spousal age difference?"

When your thoughts begin to synchronize with your actions, remind me to reply your mentions.

And i see you, searching for a lost crown
Did lezz, lezzlie or the darktroll steal it?
Was that why you left the showers with vengance / envy dripping all over you,
unprepared for a swipe, wth your rare exposed?

Please tell me where he knocked off your tooth
i could arrange for a dentist who can fix your ego back.

firstEVA:
perhaps his mood or so.

But sweetheart, I believe you would do a better job on a one on one basis without the watchful eyes of millions. It definitely gets to a point where emotions would be involved if you take this route.
If you have to do it here being the "rope" , you should do so without going personal becos its a faceless forum, no one really knows anyone persay, so the reference to background may not be the best here. I don't wish to offend you pls, just my opinion, but I know you know him wayyy better than anyone here.

A wise counselor you are! it was the main reason I unfollowed him on the 29th of last month. so i dont get to read everything and forced to take a harsher stand.

I've been making a nuisance of his threads and post, but underneath were some jovial jibes which he is
absolutely aware of.

one on one is an option ongoing. but still, ego and women have wrecked many men.

i think i was ignorable at least if those two traits were under control.

firstEVA:
on his thread.

hahahaha!
i figured in time it wasnt worth it! Sometimes you lose the war to win the battle.
What i do with him online here on NL goes deep... but sometimes they were just for fun... but the msg gets delivered all the same.

but you too wise to not notice the unnecessary vulcanic erruption.

firstEVA:
you sound upset.

I saw your first post, and the edited one, you are very matured, you play your role well.

lol! Upset is an understatement.
Which of the edited posts? The one on here or the one on his thread?

firstEVA:
and him too

Nah! He doesn't need my sermons.

Lezzlie:
White-troll, you derail. Your penchant for draping yourself in a saint's garment overrides your perception for common sense and decorum. But I'll tell you this :


Faith to me is a gift I once had, lost and maybe, hope to find again. Human compellation is stired from the pendulum of the supernatural, and never my your desire to save me. Your zeal to have me draped in a priest's rob stems from ignorance and a subjective sense of morality. Even in your noble quest, you bear the mark of human greed and prudishness. The path you thread is long and winding, keep your eyes on the narrow path lest you slip off while seeking to guide me, I, Leslie whom God has chosen a different path to chart.

Fate makes my path, fear creates yours. Create an opposing or counter thread for every one of my thread you find offensive or corrupt. Nosey-parker, the world is bigger than your little sense of morality.

Now away with you, and _fucking keep your dry bread of impious sermon out of my way. Lousy dampener!

Your problems are mine, brother!

firstEVA:
lol Ok, tag me when you create the thread.

I will.

firstEVA:






Have you ever though of creating counter threads to his? That would be so cool.
That way, you won't be breaking any rules, you will have an increasing followership, people who would want to drink from your fountain of spiritual knowledge (I know it's not by your power), you will have the opportunity to save more than one (lez) or two (lez and I) souls. What do you think

Actually, I have a post coming up. It was supposed to be posted last Saturday, but I was interrupted by some work, so I had to put it on hold. It is almost done. And it's talking about lust. Should be out this week, hopefully by GOD's grace.

It's no counter-thread to any of his posts. It's just a normal thread that should inspire anyone who's determined to live right.


And, what about the followerhip thing? From a sincere stand point, I won't like that. There's nothing as distracting has a huge online followership. My time on NL will certainly dwindle further than it is now.

But who knows where the wind of the SPIRIT may take me?

firstEVA:
I am your cheer leader

I believe his fire for you has been the reason for his volcanic eruptions.

Lezzlie:
Sanctimonious, judgemental and prudish!!! You only commented after I pointed you to your hypocrisy. But take a trip down the paths of my threads in all my monikers. I create topics on all spheres of human experience. Take your condescendence and shove it up your holy ass. I don't need your validation in whatever guise on my authorship.
Redundantly repetitive of the first paragraph of the OP. You have done me the favour of unfollowing my monikers, do grant me another: _fuck out of my hemisphere and quit shadowing me.

Hmmm! You took the jibe to heart o. You seem to be on a vendetta, judging by your reactionS.

Despite some of the handful topics on general good attached to all your monikers, they all remain under PARENTAL CONTROL!!!

firstEVA, he told me about his latest topic before posting it and after posting it. So I went there to have a little say and to poke a little jibe at him.

firstEVA:
Postmann stop predicting me, I don't like it

I didn't know you wouldn't like it. That was a little easy predicting you. Maybe you should make it more difficult next time.

firstEVA:
he just quietly left without responding openly
Hilarious


I thought you stopped following him

He is a fighter who doesn't quit. I'm still heavily expectant

Yes, I stopped following him.

firstEVA:
this got me laughing out loud, but I didnt want to quote you there least I am accused of derailing

I'm waiting on his hammer

firstEVA:
Postmann was there any time you were in the world or you've been a faithful disciple from childhood?

Gbamm!

To begin with my answer, the word 'faithful' doesn't apply to me in my Christian walk. Because it is by grace, no one can be faithful by his own strength. (Philipians 2:13)
Yes, there was a time I was in the world. Had my fair share of all that babylon had to offer.

What, you surely didn't expect I was consecrated like The Baptist, John, did you?

Well, your question has a follow up question , so may I hear it?

It's good to see the op engaging in a completely healthy topic of interest for all of humanity.
Giving his literal capacity, many stand to gain if he decides to choose his posts and topics on a healthy standing.


Ok, now about the spousal age difference, well different stroke for different folks. But I think the ideal age space for spouse or intended couple should be a minimum of maybe 4-5. But not exceeding 6 or 8

But I must admit marriage is very dynamic and so are the players and their characters. There isn't any standard preference when it comes to age spacing for couples. What works for a couple will not work for others.
So let each take his preference as is suitable for him.
Even the op who is Abrahamic in preference.

OP, abeg no quote me o or refer to me indirectly. I just say make I yarn small for your topic.

firstEVA:
That came out very nicely, i actually expected something harsher. You did justice without being too judgmental.

When you wrote "...be the city I take", it ministered to me in a way I can't dare say, I'm a bit shy
Mybe you should be very selective of your choice of words. I am very imaginative.

Point taken. I understand and pls don't mind my choice of metaphor. I chose it without the understanding that it could quite be interpreted differently. But the other metaphor would definitely help with understanding the first.

In Christendom, every believer is actually a soldier on a mission. And soldiers normally fight over a city to conquer it for their MASTER. So the metaphor was created on this principle.

Again, I know you know. Hehehehehe! Sometimes, I feel you just like being a little mischievous just for the fun of it or to gauge my reaction. But not to worry, I shan't be letting you down.

About Lez, I meant his warning about my reaction was right.
Speaking of reaction, I don't think I've been harsh or judgemental with you. With him, most definitely.

Good morning.

firstEVA:
what warning? What's he right about my dear postmann?

Good evening, i am fine
The high spirit has normalized i'm just chilling this evening, nothing crazy going down, just chilling

A wonderful evening/night to you too.

I expected the euphoria to have subsided from the party lastnight. And it's time to tell you what I should have said lastnight. Please don't say well, here he goes again! Because you probably expected how my reaction would be before you told me about your party.

Or am I making a pope out of you too, as your Love normally accuses me?


Feel free to tell me to shut my lips when the sermon becomes overbearing.

This is what I should have told you yesterday, but it would have been cruel to your 'high spirit' then. So now that your spirit has mellowed , please be served:

Amongst all your endowments or gifts, your sexuality has the shortest lifespan. It's the least reliable in achieving your long term goals.
It's like a quick, bright flame but can't get your meals done.
Like a faulty rocket, it dies at midlife even with all the fanfare and bang.

When put on a public display, (like in the party)
it attracts wolves who are mostly there for the taking.
And when it's all done, there's nothing left but smoke and ashes - all that was once a bright flame.

So let your strongest and long lasting endowments be on display most times.


Now I know you know all this in your head, maybe you just needed a reminder.

So if I be a soldier, then please be the city I take;
If I am Jonah, then please be Nineveh.



I hope I don't get hammered down by this

Lezzlie:
Get an e-life!!! And hump out of my back
Stop using me as your double lens telescope to see the virtual world.
You're a nauseating e-nuisance who smothers people to pass a message.
You killed your sermon long before you delivered it.
_fuck away Buzz off And be happy without me in the picture.
Stifler!!!

OK

Lezzlie:
[s][/s] Is it just me or does anyone else sees the broken letters that reveals a touch of personal reaction? Prudishly infantile with a need for self-validation.

Your heavy handed reaction is a testament that the reverse is the case.