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firstEVA:
on his thread.

hahahaha!
i figured in time it wasnt worth it! Sometimes you lose the war to win the battle.
What i do with him online here on NL goes deep... but sometimes they were just for fun... but the msg gets delivered all the same.

but you too wise to not notice the unnecessary vulcanic erruption.

firstEVA:
you sound upset.

I saw your first post, and the edited one, you are very matured, you play your role well.

lol! Upset is an understatement.
Which of the edited posts? The one on here or the one on his thread?

firstEVA:
and him too

Nah! He doesn't need my sermons.

Lezzlie:
White-troll, you derail. Your penchant for draping yourself in a saint's garment overrides your perception for common sense and decorum. But I'll tell you this :


Faith to me is a gift I once had, lost and maybe, hope to find again. Human compellation is stired from the pendulum of the supernatural, and never my your desire to save me. Your zeal to have me draped in a priest's rob stems from ignorance and a subjective sense of morality. Even in your noble quest, you bear the mark of human greed and prudishness. The path you thread is long and winding, keep your eyes on the narrow path lest you slip off while seeking to guide me, I, Leslie whom God has chosen a different path to chart.

Fate makes my path, fear creates yours. Create an opposing or counter thread for every one of my thread you find offensive or corrupt. Nosey-parker, the world is bigger than your little sense of morality.

Now away with you, and _fucking keep your dry bread of impious sermon out of my way. Lousy dampener!

Your problems are mine, brother!

firstEVA:
lol Ok, tag me when you create the thread.

I will.

firstEVA:






Have you ever though of creating counter threads to his? That would be so cool.
That way, you won't be breaking any rules, you will have an increasing followership, people who would want to drink from your fountain of spiritual knowledge (I know it's not by your power), you will have the opportunity to save more than one (lez) or two (lez and I) souls. What do you think

Actually, I have a post coming up. It was supposed to be posted last Saturday, but I was interrupted by some work, so I had to put it on hold. It is almost done. And it's talking about lust. Should be out this week, hopefully by GOD's grace.

It's no counter-thread to any of his posts. It's just a normal thread that should inspire anyone who's determined to live right.


And, what about the followerhip thing? From a sincere stand point, I won't like that. There's nothing as distracting has a huge online followership. My time on NL will certainly dwindle further than it is now.

But who knows where the wind of the SPIRIT may take me?

firstEVA:
I am your cheer leader

I believe his fire for you has been the reason for his volcanic eruptions.

Lezzlie:
Sanctimonious, judgemental and prudish!!! You only commented after I pointed you to your hypocrisy. But take a trip down the paths of my threads in all my monikers. I create topics on all spheres of human experience. Take your condescendence and shove it up your holy ass. I don't need your validation in whatever guise on my authorship.
Redundantly repetitive of the first paragraph of the OP. You have done me the favour of unfollowing my monikers, do grant me another: _fuck out of my hemisphere and quit shadowing me.

Hmmm! You took the jibe to heart o. You seem to be on a vendetta, judging by your reactionS.

Despite some of the handful topics on general good attached to all your monikers, they all remain under PARENTAL CONTROL!!!

firstEVA, he told me about his latest topic before posting it and after posting it. So I went there to have a little say and to poke a little jibe at him.

firstEVA:
Postmann stop predicting me, I don't like it

I didn't know you wouldn't like it. That was a little easy predicting you. Maybe you should make it more difficult next time.

firstEVA:
he just quietly left without responding openly
Hilarious


I thought you stopped following him

He is a fighter who doesn't quit. I'm still heavily expectant

Yes, I stopped following him.

firstEVA:
this got me laughing out loud, but I didnt want to quote you there least I am accused of derailing

I'm waiting on his hammer

firstEVA:
Postmann was there any time you were in the world or you've been a faithful disciple from childhood?

Gbamm!

To begin with my answer, the word 'faithful' doesn't apply to me in my Christian walk. Because it is by grace, no one can be faithful by his own strength. (Philipians 2:13)
Yes, there was a time I was in the world. Had my fair share of all that babylon had to offer.

What, you surely didn't expect I was consecrated like The Baptist, John, did you?

Well, your question has a follow up question , so may I hear it?

It's good to see the op engaging in a completely healthy topic of interest for all of humanity.
Giving his literal capacity, many stand to gain if he decides to choose his posts and topics on a healthy standing.


Ok, now about the spousal age difference, well different stroke for different folks. But I think the ideal age space for spouse or intended couple should be a minimum of maybe 4-5. But not exceeding 6 or 8

But I must admit marriage is very dynamic and so are the players and their characters. There isn't any standard preference when it comes to age spacing for couples. What works for a couple will not work for others.
So let each take his preference as is suitable for him.
Even the op who is Abrahamic in preference.

OP, abeg no quote me o or refer to me indirectly. I just say make I yarn small for your topic.

firstEVA:
That came out very nicely, i actually expected something harsher. You did justice without being too judgmental.

When you wrote "...be the city I take", it ministered to me in a way I can't dare say, I'm a bit shy
Mybe you should be very selective of your choice of words. I am very imaginative.

Point taken. I understand and pls don't mind my choice of metaphor. I chose it without the understanding that it could quite be interpreted differently. But the other metaphor would definitely help with understanding the first.

In Christendom, every believer is actually a soldier on a mission. And soldiers normally fight over a city to conquer it for their MASTER. So the metaphor was created on this principle.

Again, I know you know. Hehehehehe! Sometimes, I feel you just like being a little mischievous just for the fun of it or to gauge my reaction. But not to worry, I shan't be letting you down.

About Lez, I meant his warning about my reaction was right.
Speaking of reaction, I don't think I've been harsh or judgemental with you. With him, most definitely.

Good morning.

firstEVA:
what warning? What's he right about my dear postmann?

Good evening, i am fine
The high spirit has normalized i'm just chilling this evening, nothing crazy going down, just chilling

A wonderful evening/night to you too.

I expected the euphoria to have subsided from the party lastnight. And it's time to tell you what I should have said lastnight. Please don't say well, here he goes again! Because you probably expected how my reaction would be before you told me about your party.

Or am I making a pope out of you too, as your Love normally accuses me?


Feel free to tell me to shut my lips when the sermon becomes overbearing.

This is what I should have told you yesterday, but it would have been cruel to your 'high spirit' then. So now that your spirit has mellowed , please be served:

Amongst all your endowments or gifts, your sexuality has the shortest lifespan. It's the least reliable in achieving your long term goals.
It's like a quick, bright flame but can't get your meals done.
Like a faulty rocket, it dies at midlife even with all the fanfare and bang.

When put on a public display, (like in the party)
it attracts wolves who are mostly there for the taking.
And when it's all done, there's nothing left but smoke and ashes - all that was once a bright flame.

So let your strongest and long lasting endowments be on display most times.


Now I know you know all this in your head, maybe you just needed a reminder.

So if I be a soldier, then please be the city I take;
If I am Jonah, then please be Nineveh.



I hope I don't get hammered down by this

Lezzlie:
Get an e-life!!! And hump out of my back
Stop using me as your double lens telescope to see the virtual world.
You're a nauseating e-nuisance who smothers people to pass a message.
You killed your sermon long before you delivered it.
_fuck away Buzz off And be happy without me in the picture.
Stifler!!!

OK

Lezzlie:
[s][/s] Is it just me or does anyone else sees the broken letters that reveals a touch of personal reaction? Prudishly infantile with a need for self-validation.

Your heavy handed reaction is a testament that the reverse is the case.

Lezzlie:
Lolz, Nairaland's chief investigating officer

Postman, a brother, is the resident priest who wants to purge me of my sins online. Firstever, remains my burning flame.

The only requirement of postman is to join us in e-matrimony, instead of slogging to make a desciple out of me

I see. But if I'm a priest where is my benevolence?
e-matrimony? Your priest finds you e - unfaithful.

my office is still open for confession till 8pm.

firstEVA:

I saw Lez warning. He was right. So how're you? Still on high spirit?

Lezzlie:
you keep at this sensual imagery, I'll assure you the chastity hurdle of the house pope will be considerably raised.

Fresh outta jail!
That was a long haul!
Probably deserving.

Even the screams of firstevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah was all swallowed up in 2 weeks deep tunnel of incarceration.

House Pope indeed.

.

firstEVA:
oh there's always something else, I tot you would have a problem with the ass shaking

of course i did. it couldnt have escaped me. but i didnt want to start. you might hv gotten choked.

i tried to explain it away, that you probably meant your whole body. but another thought said otherwise.
and its like i was right.

#onestepatatime

firstEVA:
Postmann,

your reply has been delivered. or is there something else?

firstEVA:
I went for a birthday party after church, party on fleek! I havn't shaken my ass for so long
, it was fun and crazy.

How was ur day?

ok. i understand. its good to unwind sometimes.
my day was normal. nothing outside of the ordinary. afterall , it's Sunday.

firstEVA:

Happy sunday too
I finished from church as early as 9am
Sorry i'm just responding.
I have been in a very high spirit since morning.

Understood!

But most importantly, what could have triggered and sustained your high spirit all day?

firstEVA:
Hahaha Have a splendid day dear postmann

Where is she? I'm taking it for granted that she went for service and probably back. And if she isn't busy, a little chat after service, at the back, where the scenery is quiet and peaceful would be welcome.
What say you? Happy Sunday.

firstEVA:
I apologise, maybe I talk too much, I'm working on it

Nice to know

I am good, your message the other day minstered to my online and offline person, you are good for the soul.

And there was nothing to apologise for. Though I understand the humour

Hmmm! How should I respond to your last sentence.?
A little too much on the right and it spoils everything,
but then a little towards the left and it gets a little awkward.

Ok. Let me find a balanced reply: I didn't mean to start the online church service with you the other day.
Don't know why I did it. But we all need the sermon every now and then, esp on an online forum like this where inhibitions can be sometimes blur. The sermons sometimes just make the lines a little more conspicuous so we don't forget what really matters.


Thank you! I'll say goodnight now. Maybe we chat up some more later in the day.

firstEVA:
hahahahahahaha
With the little I have seen so far from your write ups, you two have got the same gift, the only difference is the angle it's channelled to. Some of your lines remind me of him.

You want me to tell you what you already know? Common
My question is innocuous, I just want to know how you are doing, except u are not comfy with it, I would totally understand.

Nah! Honestly, i'm comfortable with you. And the question is indeed simple enough.
Only I was taken unexpectedly.

I'm fine. Though I've been privately engaged and yes spiritually, so that my time on NL was shortened.


What about you?

firstEVA:
You write so well postmann, I will love to be like you when I grow up.

I hear you are missing out on an event for another more spiritual one hope yours is going fine?

hehehe! Now I'm laughing and real hard!
You surely write too well to admire my very simple way of writing. Lez used to tell how tough and rich in words you are.
By the way, he's an exceptionally brilliant writer, only that he twisted it for all the wrong purpose.

And now this is a fact: You actually are too exposed to lez' writing to commend my simplicity...lol
But I appreciate your gesture.


Ok... It's like The Sparrow has been keeping you posted. So tell me exactly, what and what event?

Hmmm! You tempt me to ask how old you are, lol. But the inner me says you're just giving me a light nudge.

firstEVA:
Awwwwwwwwwww, i'm blushing



Hahahahhahahahaha

So you mean if I don't call you out, you won't even say hi? You should have taken the initiative my dear postman.

Hehehehehe!
Maybe I wouldn't have.
For obvious reasons maybe. Saying hi could have sent the wrong signals to the headquarters where The Sparrow is president. With time though, if there would be, saying hi would come naturally like gifts and Christmas
Initiative would have lost its meaning then.

firstEVA:
Postmann it's been ages

My favourite nairalander! How's it with you?
I was wondering myself.
Maybe I said something upsetting.
But It was only a matter of time.
And it's like you missed me virtually the way I missed you.

[quote author=TonyeBarcanista post=42559477]I don't see the reason behind crying more than the bereaved when we all know your motive oga.

ND will solve ND problem.


Thanks![/quote/]

Some say,you deceive yourself with lies and insincerity. Others say you are cunning and tricky.

But I Ask you, what is ND? Are they one people, one tribe and one voice?

The Ogoni hardly agrees with you, so does the Itsekiris. Many ND tribes have only one thing in common — oil and how to get more allocations from it. Politically, their views are as divergent as the over 20 tribes that make up that region.

Learn to trim your lying to speak for yourself.