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edimolu:
postmann wassup? cat got your tongue? you suck at trolling, you aint even great at being bad, your technique of trolling is the lamest ever, you lack the ability to troll intellectually i be like newbie to you? you get mind ooooo, e no go betta for yhu sef if you no troll me

what manner of 40 year old resorts to posting quotes to where i have brawled midgets like him, sometimes i question if you actually spent nine months in your whôrish mother's maggot infested belly

It is obvious you were born prematurely which explains why your brain has the same capability with a 10 year old

am still bent on you posting those quotes else you would become stupider than before! cowering faggôt

And this silly dolt from a tree of incestuous bastards with ineffectual genotype calls this a diss?

If any of my relatives get to ask an elementary question as genotype compatibility at his early or late 30s like you or even at his 20s, i will expurgate his name from the family.

You're a disgrace to the male folk. A dumber than dumb idiot. Add your intellectual woes to your bad genes and your narcotics abuse, then you have the complete image of a hopeless man.

I told you I'm gon' increase your nightmare.
Complain all you want. I've got me an antidote to your pretence. I'll just keep repeating this since you no corresponding retort to offer.


TOP 50 GREATEST HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POSTMANN

NO 4


@ #4 Sits the "dark may beatitudes". Casting a dark shadow over edimolu's world with terror. His first reaction was a complete pretence of not seeing this mother of all dark spells.

postmann:
May thunder strike your mother's grave and exhume her rotten cadaver before the sun rays. May her pubic bone be picked up by a wayward bingo as a sign she was a biťch who lived on illicit sex.

May your father be crushed by a Dangote truck as he staggers drunkenly crossing the road. For fathering a pretentious bastard like you. May he be among the unidentified corpse lying in a mortuary and finally deposited in a shallow mass grave marking the end of an uncelebrated idiot.

As for you, you'll die in the middle of life. In the bridge between hope and breakthrough a stray bullet will find you and bring your life to a sudden close like worthless a novel.

Son of a dead biťch, the living replica of the man who fathered you -- a genetically ineffectual ape. May his seeds be picked clean from the earth like a hungry bird picks its food tray clean.

Pretentious, sickly bastard. Everything that pierced your sickle cell-ed heart is trash. Unlettered, human xerox. Copy and paste, JSS 2F failure. May your parents rot in hell for ever experimenting education with you. Full fledged adult who can't even write his own words without plagiarism. Even here and now, you're bitting off from the words used against you. Shameless rètard!



Dumbo-sicko, it takes two to play. But while he, like me and lezz juggles between work and putting you in your place - -which by the way is the filthy and repugnant womb of your mother -- you're totally jobless. A certified jobbless drug addict and a nairaland psycho-degenerate. A desperate attention craver. No one in nairaland has any regard for you.

Mr, "hello can i have your number". Are you anxious about those witnessing your disgrace and dehumanization? Too bad, there were 19 quests here last night, all serving as witness to your epic disgrace. Bloody lunatic. Psychopathic crackpot!


Special attention at the boldened:

Like i have always pointed out. You have always known I'm not lezzz but for your pretence and deceit you won't admit it. But your inferior genes have betrayed you yet again. Unwittingly and unintentionally, you have acknowledged you've been dealing with more than one "crack heads" outside christley.

May the nurse that welcomed you from your mother's bowel of stench be amputated for not pushhing you back in with a loud wail "this one no be human being".

Your uncle made a terrible mistake. Useless as your mother was, he should have killed you first. You deserve death for being dumber than a pig.




And what has been your forte? Tramadol abuse, Marijuana abuse with your charred lips telling tales of someone who had a kiss with death.

May your ancestral deity visit you with chronic dementia for your classless show of pretence. Edimolu the ghetto-dwelling wally trying to act up. This poverty in motion acting middle class on social media. What nonsense!!!



Your charred lips speaks from experience. You belong in the shadow of death where your mother is queen of the damned, and you the heir apparent.

Witless, classless, generational cycle of inferior sub-humanoids!!!

edimolu:
Good, you can do it.....i like the energy....at least for once in your life you are being busy on nairaland

Keep the pretence going, that's the only alternative you've got.


TOP 50 GREATEST HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POSTMANN

NO 3

post=66672039:
@edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3

Over four thousand words from this sociopath and none finding their target.

Those 4 thousand words from you are reactionary to the simple truth about the sad story you called your life. You're the one truly hurting. No one is dissing you, we're just tellling the true sad story of a sad misanthropic sickler. .And all you could do is throw wild, off the mark shots like a dazed boxer caught with a right powerful jab.

That's what happens when a fool is blessed with pride. You simply don't know when to walk away and not smart enough to deliver a corresponding retort. So, you're caught up in this quagmire of humiliation.


Now, look at him! Desperate to belong to a strata unbeknownst to his bloodlines. With a ghetto-like countenance and lips telling tales of a life of tragedy and depravity. Those charred lips mirror your broken hopes and dreams -- the ashes of your irredeemable tomorrow burnt in the inferno of your youthful miscalculations and genetic dysfunction.


Your clothing and sun glass are a cheap pretence to your primitive carriage, just as your online persona is a smokscreen behind the sad tragedy you callled your life.
@ edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3

edimolu:
This 40 year old jobless no be small na so your life don spoil reach?

just like i have always asserted , when you are intellectually spent is when you resort to dead brawls to prove you still got diss-might, well it is the opposite brah, your head no dey dia, you weak die

oya make sure it reaches 50 though, if u don finish send your bank details give se.un make hin reason you small change...Mr CIA

TOP 50 HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POSTMANN


No 2

At #2 sits this savage carnage by no other than nairaland's finest, lezz. Casting the African tradition that pays homage to the dead aside, he dug edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3 mother's grave and emptied her rotten remains before the city square.

Take a read:

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu:
lol....number 1 nairaland olodo, mumu wey no know say poverty-stricken-addict means one who is addicted to being stuck in poverty

your mumu no dey ever end

So opines a JSS 2F dullard who couldn't get past his secondary school exmas.

Yeeeeekpa!!!! Britain and America must here this!

That poverty-stricken-addict means someone addicted to being stuck in poverty.

Didn't i tell you you process your thoughts in yoruba before translating to English. How else can't someone come with such bizarre word combo with stupid meaning to match.

edimolu:
it doesn't change the fact that you are a poverty-stricken-addict and an obsessed faggôt

What is a poverty-stricken-addict? You internet-educated, unlettered degenerate.

You just throw words into the pot like a bad cook combines recipes. Illiterate!!!

May the devil rape your mother in hell for her sexual waywardness that resulted in the birth of this lowlife, called edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3

edimolu:
cries of a dying horse pele shogbo

Why should i engage in a brawl with a nitwit who recycled the same thing over and over and over again boring the shii outta my àss,one who isn't motivated by creativity

moreover i had challenged you to an FP brawl, i'd love to see how hard you can cuss albeit seeing your monikers and ugly face littering the entirety of nairaland, with screenshots of countless people you have harassed and harangued.

the threads to which you were seriously beaten by zaaand.hhha, darkeeenbabboon, looor.rrdaaadaam and onema.nnnlegion and left for dead even after quoting yourself and using your moniker in second person to stage a comeback

Thread where you got spent and copied a whole diss word for word, zannnn.ddhha had to just pity you, and also the screenshots to where you have stalked several female monikers harassing them unnecessarily is still in place

Dude you can type an epistle after seeing this, i'd make mockery of it, it doesn't change the fact that you are a poverty-stricken-addict and an obsessed faggôt

To have even trolled zannnd.dha with his mother's death even speaks highly of your failure

And moreover, why engage you here with no one to see you fall?

clownish môron

Your conception actually took place behind a bar joint. And your shameless dead bitçh of a mother was still sneaking out of her home while 6 months pregnant for some late night penile snack with your father's best friend.

It was from this root of shame you sprang up without a sense of personal honour or integrity.

This Internet diss thief is talking about someone recycling his own works. When he was creating you're off to the Internet stealing already made lines and even stealing from him as well. You even stole from my theumbra account. Now, that's the true reason your pickup lines are so lousy you needed harddon's help. Mugu!


Mr, "how can i reach you offline"! Mugu raised to power 10!!!


TOP 50 GREATEST HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POATMANN



NO 1

At #1 sits the reposte depicting class, sublime command of verbiage and scorn towards an inferior in class, breeding and intellect.

The carnage left edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3 shattered that there was no corresponding retort from him

Shroud:
@edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3

And that was indeed the last time you were going to address this. You waste your words as your mom wasted the efforts of your birth! If you couldn't stand by the words you made less than an hour ago, why would we even believe you aren't the despicable son of a dick-swapper who exchanged dicks like you exchanged monikers!

I could string that bastard like a professional pupputeer the way I string you like a penny-craving prostitute.

Smell the reality, son , you're a madman doing 90 on the cyber freeway and you're eating up our slots meant for other reasonable followers.

Please unfollow fearlez, Ftboy, theumbra, mdxcccdi . We don't need your stalking neither do we want to be inflicted with the aftershock of your abused childhood.

We can't father you. Even if we can,your bastardy has become fullblown and we can't possibly help now that your lunacy has become mainstream.

If you like rant like a lyssa infected dog, we whom you follow have publicly asked you to bugger off. We don't want you, no care about your dementia that manifests in an impulsive, maniacal followership.

If you need mentorship, then ask your daddy to quit drinking unfermented alcohol. You can't look for a father figure in an online forum kid. Shiit here doesn't exist. And if you're too dumb to notice, then you need to go back into your mother's acidic pussy and be reborn again. But ensure she treats her staphylococcus enough to spare your brains the horrors of being fried out.

Make sure you have unfollowed us when next you quote me or you won't be getting another response.

You disposable piece of human waste.

edimolu:
arrrrrrghhhhhh! wat is with you and boringness na, shame no dey gree catch you?, oga bury your head in shame

ok we don hear you, i be js2 dunce ,i be sickler sef, i been get attack few moments ago join, i don send pm to every moniker..... anything else? dunderhead

time to time ensure to make creativity your watchword, it'd help

I'm gon' teach you some botter lessons. It takes a lot more than mere persistence to withstand my carnage.

You got to be literally gifted, creative and witty. Spontaneity is also key in returning fire for fire in proportionate measures. These are all qualities you lack.

You've never been a successful troll. Trolls are witty and well read, not a below average JSS 2F dunce like you.

All you came armed with is pretence and deceit and intellectual theft. Rolling away all the smashing repostes sent against you with some watery responses. That's a disgrace for a wanna-be troll. And in your stupidity you picked nairaland's finest in the person of lezz to brawl with.

Well, I'm going to maximize your nightmare and horror for your effrontery. You matchless oaf. I'm going to rewind all the bombardment hauled against you thus far without any adequate response from you.

edimolu2:
joblessness at its peak!

Good lord! Never bestow upon me the type of joblessness and misfortunes that'd make me engage in a brawl on a Monday morning AMEN

While we understand that the joblessness cliche is a well worn out retort for unimaginative trolls, you're indeed joblessness re-defined. The only job i know you have is to follow lezz around like an obsessed, star-struck newt.

A JSS 2F dunce and narcotics abuser is unemployable. That's why you've devoted your full time and prime of life to lezz, studying him like the text book your wretched parents couldn't afford you.

Imagine this cursed elf coming online to ask about AS genotype compatibility!! And you want us to believe you went to school.

Mr "workmate" , no blue collared, corporate employee uses the word "workmate". It's normally colleague or coworker. Only agberos and the labourers engaged in unskilled labour regularly employ that word.

BadBradley:
you want to keep flogging that dead horse?

Nothing frustrates him more than some dirty slaps and then ignore him like a piece of dirty rag.

Read the posts here as I flooded him like a thief caught in a mob lynch then left him to haemorrhage. He got so frustrated he followed me to front page and got hammered and left to dry again.

It's going to be a TOP 50 GREATEST ASSAULT ON EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3


Enough of his pretence of engagement. Every dry and watery diss from him gets one of the greatest diatribe ever flung at him.

edimolu2:
you have remained glued to this page, begging your ancestors, fervently praying i should not quote your dumb quote

Sorry, you were not pitied, this is me coming to land you several jabs that should render you unconscious.....

i get your time today faaaa, let me go dig up some dirt on you....mindless iidiot

The same empty rhetoric your wobbly drunk of a father employed in wooing your wretched mother, entangling her in a web of acute poverty.




I have a cure for your dementia. Since you have nothing to offer, but kept on making a pretence of engagement with your watery disses like yourr father's alcohol-overtaken sperm, I'll just be reposting the:

TOP 50 PUNCHES RENDERED AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3

edimolu3:
i knew it, you couldn't take the heat anymore, fight back now, see as i just dey bully you

it is evidently portrayed you have not the mental strength to carry this on, you are unstable, your words are unstable, you keep shifting post faster than your whôrish mother shifted pants for a quickie, yet i keep making you look the fôôl

at least your pathetic father was able to challenge his failures like a man, even though it killed him in the process, you are a full blown coward

you can keep whinning and squealing like a stupid cûnt, it doesn't change the fact that you are a sick bastard who blights se.un's grounds with his misfortunes in life as an adult

pathetic bastard

you deserve the prize for being the most unintelligent dingbat in 2018, how can proudly say colleague is different from workmate? when both are synonyms of eachother.....olodo buruku

The fool even tried justifying his mistakes, yet the intelligent me made you look stupider than you already were!

The Tramadol Don, and narcotics addict swings his dementia my way, getting high on his own shìt. Funny how you played a perfect narrative of your reaction to my verbal onslaught.

...And that grave silence that greeted your re-application for the League of Monarch membership


The same silence that pervaded the night of your conception, after your ogogro-saturated father deposited his alcohol-laden sperm into your mother's viginal fistula infested puśsy.


They realized they've kickstarted the making of a borderline personality disordered psycho-degenerate, the icing on the family's already repugnant cake.

Who wants to be friends with a cyber-roaming lunatic with drug addiction?
Bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Oh, where were we? Aha! The marinee-rejected, Adeola-tossed, and League-of-Monarch-dumpee -- edimolu edimolu2 and edimolu3

The son of the murdered bìtch. The JSS 2F back-bencher and the narcotics addict.

What else defines a life in cataclysm?

Mariinee:
You guys need to stop giving me unnecessary mentions, please.

Mea culpa! Henceforth, your sobriquet will be altered.

Accept my unreserved apology for the inconvenience .

edimolu3:
postmann aka errandboy, you starting to bore me here, drop something pain worthy!

you are nothing but a sociopathic failure, a reminder of what a man is never to become, this is the only place you coukd prove to the world you aint a stupid pushover basking in the aura of many misfortunes

if i don't slaughter you like a sacred cow and leave you helpless like a drenched cock, then no be edimolu be my moniker

dimwitted baboon

And your hands have been tied all these weeks? C'on, Sicklemia, slaughter me. Summon up the intellectual might and physical strength if you can.

Bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Floppy, sickly dum-dum!

Mariinee rejected bitchass buffoon.

edimolu3:
bastardized son of a molested LovePeddler, you brains should be plucked and chopped into bits, the way you think is irritatingly stupid!

Did your brain not tell you i had no intention of sending pms, and moreover what makes you think there is but one way to converse with a lady

imagine this untrained faggôt, an unmarried iidiot having the nerves to school me in the mannerism of relationships, how come you are still single and obsessed with wânking?

e pain the werey

Watch how you re-cycled all my disses back to me.

Man, this is psycho-analysis 101.
My disses are so good, they rest on your memory like your uncle's sperm rested on your mother's vaginal fistula infested pussy.

Was i the one who came online to complain about his murdered mom? No, it was you, the son of the dead whòre. You crave attention like your mother's persistent genital arousal disorder.

Edi-mugu, the tramadol dependant. JSS 2F person.

edimolu3:
dig your post? which of them?

whey-faced-biitch, you lack the mental wherewithal to conjure new disses, what a boring life you live

Like the usual, your assumptions emanate from a weak-mind, well i like the aggression, it is a sole-reflection of your weakness

you are the dumbest 40,year old on NL, I have kept you outta strategy, such abuse of your position is forever registered on this forum

The sacked moderator, 1000 naira recharge card beggar, what a pitiable and dirty wretched slob you are

it shan't be well with you for ever denying being sacked by Nairaland's CEO...oloriburuku oshi

And look who's talking. This Sub-urban, Ajegunle rodent still playing the survival game.

Bwahahahahaha! New diss? How many have you mustered since lezz had you in a death-grip.

Neuro-cognitive degenerate. I know your Tramadol intake must have quadrupled after your epic humiliation backed with pictorial evidence.


It's an offence trying to punch beyond your intellectual weight. Mr, "how can i reach you offline"

Bloody wuzzbag. Mugu!

edimolu3:
shut tha eff up

i had hoped to see something pain-worthy, but it is still the same cheeky and recycled verbiage, this schizophrenic dunce can't even successfully spell his words aright anymore, you aint even good at being a threat, not quite a man not quite a biitch

You got so pained with my words you had to quote here and there spamming my mentions with your idiocy...The depth of your stupidity has overwhelmed you, you this stupid piece of shit eating dingbat

Ajegunle mugu, how far na. Mr, "how can i reach you offline"

Gameless, lovesick hippopotamus.

Yuck!!! Where the hell, did you come from? Mugu!

"Been a while dear, how can i write you offline" pleaded this gameless wuzzy.

What a disgraced, low self-esteemed idiot. A proper male with a complete male chromosome would say;

"If your mail is functional, i just dropped you a message"

But this insecure, sickle cell ravaged, charity case knew he's a bad deal, so he asked timidly.

Yoruba cow!!! Ajegunle mugu!!!

edimolu3:
jesu mi oooo, see pathetic cry for vindication!

"they are all my friends offline"

hahahahahhahha, this is just so funny, coming from a 40 year old

At your age, should you be seeking 19year olds as friends or looking for a matured lady to settle down with?, no wonder bum.bae denied dating you, you were once a crush on an anonymous forum, nothing else, and when she noticed your ugliness, she had to back off

she aint even proud to still call you her crush, that was her greatest regret, shameless-bastard

i wonder the kind of adult you are, shouting here and there you have friends offline,such childish mentality, your brain never mature ah swear you are being kept in the friendzone and you feel fulfilled about it? you are a disgrace to the guy code..pant sniffer oshi

i understand why you are unmarried, i would also be unmarried if i had a face like yours, which born-lady would wanna produce ugly babies

ode

pS: this is the last mention you'd be getting tonight, my sweetheart has served dinner, i will eat , drink , we'd watch a bit of telemundo cos she likes it.....then we'd fûck if i feel like it

you can stay glued to this page wânking on bum.bae's pictures and awaiting my mentions

mumu

Ewu Tramadol, how far? With your dead, wobbling prick like a dead snake struck with paralysis.



How else does karma visit a generation of mental degenerates and criminals who live by fraud and deceit?

What is the worth of the life of a youth, who at a young age resorts to Tramadol for sexual aid?

Apart from your woeful intellect, you're also poor under the sheets! Damn! You're cursed!

I once called you a romanceland charity case. Any girl who dates you, does you a favour.

edimolu2:
e dey sweet you too, hahahahahaha, now you know how i feel whenever i pummel the hell outta that militant thick head "fit to smash a rock"...

i thought you complained of never liking trolling, you are always a confused person, is it a family thing?

your mother was also confused when asked who your father was, i bet he was a drunk who had neither the time nor financial capability to train his offsprings in the proper ways of life, now the product is you

i would have prayed you don't die wretched, but i hope you do, any 40 year old man that chooses nairaland over offline achievement must die a failure

Keep wanking your depleted psyche.

Na where you for pummel lezz, here? Neuro-degenerative sociopath.

Which post have you posted worthy of even an average brutality?

Nuisance. Drama biťch ass queen. Mad-malu, Edi-retàrd!

Digging on my thread should serve you the bitter truth; we're never penmates.

Dullard in motion!

edimolu2:
why am i surrounded by hypocritic-idiots this evening

acentral indeed, olodo, even after proof-reading, you still fulfilled being stupid

my comments were thrash yet you quoted with a boring epistle, is this not the stupid piece of filth that had to create a thread to tell nairalanders he was back

nairaland must really define your existence, to come on an online forum to announce your presence must be the height of stupidity

You have always been dumb, stupid 40 year old unmarried lowlife

olodo

It wasn't a mere mistake you misplaced trash for thrash. You've indeed been thrashed and humbled.

Born bastardo! Satan destroyed the remaining rubbles of your shattered destiny.

Bastard-de-fool!

BadBradley:
keep pointing typos. My mission is to kill you deader than your mother's oozing corpse.

Do have a sense of hierarchy when you converse with your superiors, please. I could as well be your father if i hadn't insisted on using prophylactics on your mother, much against her wish.

For what it'll ever worth, the happy bit of her marriage with your father is entirely owing to me ; i taught her how to spread eagle in sweet surrender, the part your daddy loves so much.

I deserve your gratitude and not your ire.

You ungrateful racoon.

By why?

edimolu2:
this baba don vex finish oooo, you never know wetin you enter, cry me a river , i don't care, have got a lot of face towels for you

all show and no go, all na mouth, with those baggy lips of yours wey be like toyota bumper, anyone who takes on your word must be stupider than your whôrish mother

you must include zand.ha in those monikers, see how your brain cells keep flunctuating

Reading all your come-back trash I concluded the ancestral curses from your family chose you as the vessel of host.

You're a mad man. Only someone numb in the skull would put up this show of pretence.

Did your conception take place behind a bar joint? Your total lack of shame and cheap pretence needs a scientific investigation.

Only weed and drug abuse are the possible prognosis for your mental troubles but I'm damn sure there's a spiritual undertone to it.

You've not even mustered a decent punch all week and you're here deceiving your dumb JSS 2F redundant ass.

May failure be your portion and that of your children.

You're a disgrace unto an already disgraced family.

May Satan visit you with complete stroke for wasting my time on a matchless idiot like you.

Born bastard. Bio-degenerate.

Where were you in secondary school when the teacher was teaching elementary biology about genotype and compatibility? You were in the bush with your primitive father hunting bush meat. That's why you'd come online in 21st century 2017 to ask elementary questions on AS genotype.

You can't deceive anyone. It was a subterfuge, a smokescreen behind your true question -- what's the chance of a sickler ever producing healthy children?

Born bastard. May you remain in poverty for being a criminal, an intellectual fraud and a nuisance with neuro-cognitive disorder.

BadBradley:
you want me to change anthem?

Ok.

Tell me what other improvised diss would be more weighty than the fact that , your father left a dilapidated chemist shop in your care and you abused the tramadol in there and got admitted in a hospital for drug overuse.

You ran to Nairaland to seek help on how to increase the intake and prolong your weak erection.

Cursed be the day a blot to humanity like be was born.

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edimolu2:
annihilated who? Hahahahahhahaha

you know the problem i have with you, you get so emotional and squeal like a little girl faced with the truth

i was expecting you to deny correcting me for using workmate instead of colleague

unintelligent coward, see as i corner the werey

*clears throat*

so now it is the use of "may"?

So in short i plagiarised the word yet again, aren't you just a confused adult with no better sense, were you fed with goat milk during your early days in life?

you find it very difficult sticking tick to one point and holding on to it, very unbalanced idiot, you complain too much, for once be like that whôrish mother of yours who never complained of an aggressive fûck

You are a foolish man for bringing the rutt up yet again, you are lucky am too lazy and exhausted to do a local search, olodo

people who complain too much never succeed in life, If you don't complain about plagiarising , you complain about my articulation, yet you respond to my quote faster than your mother gets wet upon sighting a diick!...hypocritic-dunce

Am gonna use "may" yet again, make sure you kill yasef ooo

May your life forever remain the perfect definition of poverty

ode

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Aren't your uncoordinated rants proof of your poor intellect. I read and read and couldn't make sense of it all.

You're at your wits end. Stop the pretence. Mere persistence is pointless to our coordinated missile strikes. And punchless rants are flicks of dusts on our worrior apparels.

You're clumsy at playing catch up, biťch!

You have been Mariinee-weighed, Adeola-tried, and Legion-of-Monarch-tested and you have been found worthless. Far much worthless than your mother's decayed corpse.

edimolu2:
i knew it, predictable-bastard!

This has become your only diss word now? optional? marrinee?,singing the same thing over and over again like some nursery rhyme, what a frustrated and pitiable soul you are!,

Son of the damned whóre, thunder fire you and your cursed family.

You're playing dumb tricks with nairaland's finest. I've gathered and weighed your disses and they didn't tilt a feather scale. Beast of no gender. Marijuana-smoking criminal. Biologically compromised bastard!

Trying to tell the legend warrior which side to swing his sword, and you're the opponent. Dullard!!!

Little wonder a girl desecrated your father's name by whooping your dumb ass hard on the concrete.

edimolu2:
No jokes, you have really gone soft you are nothing but a pant sniffer, an hi from an ugly lady would send countless chills up your spine, that is how sex-starved you are

Have you become to lazy to conjure new diss words, it is obvious you have become creatively spent, just like the day you aimlessly engaged me and zand.ha, you had to copy a diss verbatim! we know how you roll bro,....you are applying much pressure on your verbals, which is why you go on a yapping spree anytime you notice my absence, stupid-wânker

i have been busy all day, am free now...it shan't be well with you if you run from this

when next you register on a forum that aint yours it will do you much good not to regard anyone darkenbaboon

Says the dumb and gameless lovesick retrograde who beg for nudes and solicit for attention like a psychopath suffering from last born syndrome.


Did you say darkenbaboon!!!!


Bwuahahahahahahahahaha!!! You're running on empty and your shame threshold has been breached. ENDOPHENOMENA-BASTARDO!!!

BadBradley:
Hahahahaha postmann, you wan' rip editramadol like a market thief

That's me bro. But my blades aren't as sharp as yours.

edimolu2:
oh i have read it,am not impressed, you did not give it your all, although i must tell you it was actually a long and boring read reflecting much mistakes and being pained, At a point i almost pitied you, you forgot intent and became emotional at a point

but i still insist , what exactly were you tryna saying bro, all i could notice was a pained soul pouring out his frustration

What's wrong with this demented Philistine? When lezz brutalized you, you complained he was putting so much emphasis on it. Pretentious lunatic.

Oya, take it!

postmann:
May thunder strike your mother's grave and exhume her rotten cadaver before the sun rays. May her pubic bone be picked up by a wayward bingo as a sign she was a biťch who lived on illicit sex.

May your father be crushed by a Dangote truck as he staggers drunkenly crossing the road. For fathering a pretentious bastard like you. May he be among the unidentified corpse lying in a mortuary and finally deposited in a shallow mass grave marking the end of an uncelebrated idiot.

As for you, you'll die in the middle of life. In the bridge between hope and breakthrough a stray bullet will find you and bring your life to a sudden close like worthless a novel.

Son of a dead biťch, the living replica of the man who fathered you -- a genetically ineffectual ape. May his seeds be picked clean from the earth like a hungry bird picks its food tray clean.

Pretentious, sickly bastard. Everything that pierced your sickle cell-ed heart is trash. Unlettered, human xerox. Copy and paste, JSS 2F failure. May your parents rot in hell for ever experimenting education with you. Full fledgling adult who can't even write his own words without plagiarism. Even here and now, you're bitting off from the words used against you. Shameless rètard!



Dumbo-sicko, it takes two to play. But while he, like me and lezz juggles between work and putting you in your place - -which by the way is the filthy and repugnant womb of your mother -- you're totally jobless. A certified jobbless drug addict and a nairaland psycho-degenerate. A desperate attention craver. No one in nairaland has any regard for you.

Mr, "hello can i have your number". Are you anxious about those witnessing your disgrace and dehumanization? Too bad, there were 19 quests here last night, all serving as witness to your epic disgrace. Bloody lunatic. Psychopathic crackpot!


Special attention at the boldened:

Like i have always pointed out. You have always known I'm not lezzz but for your pretence and deceit you won't admit it. But your inferior genes have betrayed you yet again. Unwittingly and unintentionally, you have acknowledged you've been dealing with more than one "crack heads" outside christley.

May the nurse that welcomed you from your mother's bowel of stench be amputated for not pushhing you back in with a loud wail "this one no be human being".

Your uncle made a terrible mistake. Useless as your mother was, he should have killed you first. You deserve death for being dumber than a pig.




And what has been your forte? Tramadol abuse, Marijuana abuse with your charred lips telling tales of someone who had a kiss with death.

May your ancestral deity visit you with chronic dementia for your classless show of pretence. Edimolu the ghetto-dwelling wally trying to act up. This poverty in motion acting middle class on social media. What nonsense!!!



Your charred lips speaks from experience. You belong in the shadow of death where your mother is queen of the damned, and you the heir apparent.

Witless, classless, generational cycle of inferior sub-humanoids!!!

edimolu2:
it shan't be well with you for trying to evade the foolishness you already laid bare

May joy begin to depart from you henceforth, may every of your wretched family be infected with an incurable disease

i knew you would try to cover up your stupidity, you have never been vibrant when it comes to arguing intelligently, you have proven time and again you lack the mental wherewithal to have a proper argument, which is why you make it so easy to point out your flaws

We all make mistakes, if am in a brawl with anyone and he corrects my mistake, and i agree with such person, i would just ignore and continue with the brawl, that is what intellects do, but an unintelligent faggôt like you would keep right ahead arguing foolishly albeit fuming in the mouth like a man void of brains and talents

you are the dumbest moniker i have ever come across on nairaland, and it shan't be well with you for disgracing your family here

you challenged me for using workmate instead of colleague, and i showed you a screenshot of where colleague is a synonym for workmate and can be used interchangeably, or what is your point exactly? stupid piece of filth

One thing about midgets like you is, you never take to correction, even when your mistakes are laid bare, you would still argue like a sozzled-idiot, you would be the poorest man on earth if you ever happened to be a lawyer

lest i forget, you bring the "rut" to my face yet again, please how can i force senses into that thick militant head of yours?

you are mad, that is it, you are simply mad

you used rutt instead of rut, i called your attention to it and you still argued your way, i noticed much dumbness and in your words, i was like, "what a piteous soul you are"

please always endeavour to argue intelligently, does being stupid not tire you? hmmm i suppose it is a family thing afterall

dumb idiot

Watch as the word "may" featured in your next rant after i annihilated you and your family with it. Using it in the very sense in which i used it.

This habbit is called ENDOPHENOMENA -- the habbit of even sub-consciously copying others. And this sums up your entire life here; copy and paste! Human xerox! Worthless JSS 2F reťard.

It showed my "may" post ripped your heart out. I'm jack the muderfukin ripper!!!

Oh, did you say "stuck in a rutt" confused you because of the double T in "rutt". If you knew what "stuck in a rut" means, the double T would have come off to you as a mere typo.

Truth is, you didn't know the meaning of the phrasal verb "stuck in a rut" . Like so many other words you employed, you learned it from me and lezz and some other good writers here.

May lies, deceit and pretence be the factors that deny you help when the hour of death closes in on you.

May you die in the midst of hostile strangers who will abuse your corpse before calling the police to get rid of your remains.

Bastard son of a whòre!!!

edimolu2:
thrash, stopped at the second line, what exactly were you saying?

Because you have the pretence level of a toddler, I'll re-post this:

postmann:
May thunder strike your mother's grave and exhume her rotten cadaver before the sun rays. May her pubic bone be picked up by a wayward bingo as a sign she was a biťch who lived on illicit sex.

May your father be crushed by a Dangote truck as he staggers drunkenly crossing the road. For fathering a pretentious bastard like you. May he be among the unidentified corpse lying in a mortuary and finally deposited in a shallow mass grave marking the end of an uncelebrated idiot.

As for you, you'll die in the middle of life. In the bridge between hope and breakthrough a stray bullet will find you and bring your life to a sudden close like a worthless novel.

Son of a dead biťch, the living replica of the man who fathered you -- a genetically ineffectual ape. May his seeds be picked clean from the earth like a hungry bird picks its food tray clean.

Pretentious, sickly bastard. Everything that pierced your sickle cell-ed heart is trash. Unlettered, human xerox. Copy and paste, JSS 2F failure. May your parents rot in hell for ever experimenting education with you. Full fledgling adult who can't even write his own words without plagiarism. Even here and now, you're bitting off from the words used against you. Shameless rètard!



Dumbo-sicko, it takes two to play. But while he, like me and lezz juggles between work and putting you in your place - -which by the way is the filthy and repugnant womb of your mother -- you're totally jobless. A certified jobbless drug addict and a nairaland psycho-degenerate. A desperate attention craver. No one in nairaland has any regard for you.

Mr, "hello can i have your number". Are you anxious about those witnessing your disgrace and dehumanization? Too bad, there were 19 quests here last night, all serving as witness to your epic disgrace. Bloody lunatic. Psychopathic crackpot!


Special attention at the boldened:

Like i have always pointed out. You have always known I'm not lezzz but for your pretence and deceit you won't admit it. But your inferior genes have betrayed you yet again. Unwittingly and unintentionally, you have acknowledged you've been dealing with more than one "crack heads" outside christley.

May the nurse that welcomed you from your mother's bowel of stench be amputated for not pushhing you back in with a loud wail "this one no be human being".

Your uncle made a terrible mistake. Useless as your mother was, he should have killed you first. You deserve death for being dumber than a pig.




And what has been your forte? Tramadol abuse, Marijuana abuse with your charred lips telling tales of someone who had a kiss with death.

May your ancestral deity visit you with chronic dementia for your classless show of pretence. Edimolu the ghetto-dwelling wally trying to act up. This poverty in motion acting middle class on social media. What nonsense!!!



Your charred lips speaks from experience. You belong in the shadow of death where your mother is queen of the damned, and you the heir apparent.

Witless, classless, generational cycle of inferior sub-humanoids!!!

edimolu2:
i speak like an illiterate, i can't control a better usage of grammar, you have reflected much foolishness in emphasizing my english is poor, ok i know! My english poor dieeeee

But what i don't know is, how do you tell someone he is less versed with the use of verbals, yet you have replied every of his quote, even having sleepless nights awaiting his mention, guess what? i think you are a hypocritic-bastard, one who has neither the balls nor courage to act by his words

He calls me olodo, and this olodo has corrected you over a million times, as i would correct you yet again, "worry not about the thanks" it is FOC!

The noun workmate is a general word for anyone you consider a coworker or a colleague be it a white-collar or an institute or a "slum" like you dumbly thought, as long as work connects you two, then such person can be regarded your coworker which then validates why i used the general word workmate

Even "workmate" is a synonym for the noun colleague

You are the most unintelligent person i have ever come across in my life, you argue foolishly without the tiniest bit of wisdom

Your education is but a waste, your english teacher should be hanged, olodo buruku, You have never excelled in anything in your life, you are just a poor miserable fellow waltzing the facet of this life

Am sure you would quote me to cry foul you are more intelligent than the writer of oxford dictionary and Lastly, God will punish you for disgracing your wretched family on an online forum


olodo

A slum dweller will always act like one. Or don't our choice of words mirror our social background and intellectual standing?

I bet in your shallow dictionary assisted research you forgot there are formal and less formal words.

In everyday usage, few people ever used the word "workmate". Rather they use co-worker or colleague. While no one berated you for using the word improperly, we only pointed out the true fact that the choice of word you employed (workmate) is a giveaway of;

1) Your social background
2) Your intellectual standing

In regards to the former, you're a sub-urban newt caught up with the mental struggles of adapting to a civilized clime. As for the later, you've always remain what you are -- a fake. A glance at your word-choice and sentence structure leaves no doubt that Yoruba is your first and second language, which is a good thing by the way. English is not natural to you. The earlier you be your self and stop pretending with your repugnant grammar the better for the overall sanity of the cyberspace. You repulsive stench of human garbage!

When you don't know simple idiomatic expeessions like "all and sundry" and "stuck in a rut" but went to your dictionary to check the meaning of sundry and rut and said the grammar was wrong, that's when i knew your analphabetism was beyond cure.

Your interactions with me is the closest you'd ever come to a real intellect. You better start saving screenshots for memorabilia. And pass then to any of your children lucky enough to survive your bloodline disease.

Repulsive oaf!