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edimolu2:
thrash, stopped at the second line, what exactly were you saying?

postmann:
May thunder strike your mother's grave and exhume her rotten cadaver before the sun rays. May her pubic bone be picked up by a wayward bingo as a sign she was a biťch who lived on illicit sex.

May your father be crushed by a Dangote truck as he staggers drunkenly crossing the road. For fathering a pretentious bastard like you. May he be among the unidentified corpse lying in a mortuary and finally deposited in a shallow mass grave marking the end of an uncelebrated idiot.

As for you, you'll die in the middle of life. In the bridge between hope and breakthrough a stray bullet will find you and bring your life to a sudden close like a worthless novel.

Son of a dead biťch, the living replica of the man who fathered you -- a genetically ineffectual ape. May his seeds be picked clean from the earth like a hungry bird picks its food tray clean.

Pretentious, sickly bastard. Everything that pierced your sickle cell-ed heart is trash. Unlettered, human xerox. Copy and paste, JSS 2F failure. May your parents rot in hell for ever experimenting education with you. Full fledgling adult who can't even write his own words without plagiarism. Even here and now, you're bitting off from the words used against you. Shameless rètard!



Dumbo-sicko, it takes two to play. But while he, like me and lezz juggles between work and putting you in your place - -which by the way is the filthy and repugnant womb of your mother -- you're totally jobless. A certified jobbless drug addict and a nairaland psycho-degenerate. A desperate attention craver. No one in nairaland has any regard for you.

Mr, "hello can i have your number". Are you anxious about those witnessing your disgrace and dehumanization? Too bad, there were 19 quests here last night, all serving as witness to your epic disgrace. Bloody lunatic. Psychopathic crackpot!


Special attention at the boldened:

Like i have always pointed out. You have always known I'm not lezzz but for your pretence and deceit you won't admit it. But your inferior genes have betrayed you yet again. Unwittingly and unintentionally, you have acknowledged you've been dealing with more than one "crack heads" outside christley.

May the nurse that welcomed you from your mother's bowel of stench be amputated for not pushhing you back in with a loud wail "this one no be human being".

Your uncle made a terrible mistake. Useless as your mother was, he should have killed you first. You deserve death for being dumber than a pig.




And what has been your forte? Tramadol abuse, Marijuana abuse with your charred lips telling tales of someone who had a kiss with death.

May your ancestral deity visit you with chronic dementia for your classless show of pretence. Edimolu the ghetto-dwelling wally trying to act up. This poverty in motion acting middle class on social media. What nonsense!!!



Your charred lips speaks from experience. You belong in the shadow of death where your mother is queen of the damned, and you the heir apparent.

Witless, classless, generational cycle of inferior sub-humanoids!!!

edimolu2:
i speak like an illiterate, i can't control a better usage of grammar, you have reflected much foolishness in emphasizing my english is poor, ok i know! My english poor dieeeee

But what i don't know is, how do you tell someone he is less versed with the use of verbals, yet you have replied every of his quote, even having sleepless nights awaiting his mention, guess what? i think you are a hypocritic-bastard, one who has neither the balls nor courage to act by his words

He calls me olodo, and this olodo has corrected you over a million times, as i would correct you yet again, "worry not about the thanks" it is FOC!

The noun workmate is a general word for anyone you consider a coworker or a colleague be it a white-collar or an institute or a "slum" like you dumbly thought, as long as work connects you two, then such person can be regarded your coworker which then validates why i used the general word workmate

Even "workmate" is a synonym for the noun colleague

You are the most unintelligent person i have ever come across in my life, you argue foolishly without the tiniest bit of wisdom

Your education is but a waste, your english teacher should be hanged, olodo buruku, You have never excelled in anything in your life, you are just a poor miserable fellow waltzing the facet of this life

Am sure you would quote me to cry foul you are more intelligent than the writer of oxford dictionary and Lastly, God will punish you for disgracing your wretched family on an online forum


olodo

edimolu2:
what tha fûck? who are you? if you aren't lezz why do you seek for my attention like a sex starved lonely reject?

This goes down as the longest and dumbest piece of thrash i have ever set eyes upon

Awuzu bi llahi, You mean you sat down to type all this? Mr "i don't do e-brawls because i get busy offline" and now all of a sudden you doing brawls now! You must be the most hypocritic-bastard i have ever engaged

edimolu2:
i keep noticing your presence on this thread at odd hours, even when comments were neither shared nor submitted, are you that jobless? You have been looking for my attention quoting me here and there ,trying so hard to be amongst those crack heads have been dealing with! i won't dignify you with a response anymore as i have not been able to place your moniker!

edimolu2:
Giving regards to ineffeminate and inconsequential retârds like you has never been my forte
* clears throat*

edimolu2:
Listen up biitch, i do not know your moniker nor do i give a rat âss about it or you, i deal with the monikers have known for a while, so please ensure you remain in the shadows where you truly belong!

This is the last response you'd be getting, be wise not to qoute it!

ode

BadBradley:
Looooooooooolz. Don't you see him mumbling in Yoruba when you cut him deep?

Work mate is another giveaway he does menial jobs for a living after running his inherited wooden chemist shop to the ground.

BadBradley:
here's early January while chatting in NL with the brilliant girl , marrinee whom edimolu would give his right hand to date but who eventually rejected him like some social viral disease--the boy quoted me to sound intelligent and to get the attention of his crush , marrinee but I ignored him like a rotten ice-fish.

See him signing off with "peace" after wishing me happy New Year two days or so ago. But I know an obsessed fanboy lunatic when I see one.

So Ignored him and responded to the next person who quoted me.

But edimolu as always couldn't bare rejection, he kept on raging after few weeks and giving me he trademark frustrated mentions same way he did marrinee for rejecting him.

I can't seem to understand why people will come online to vent their frustrations and attempt to use others as the backlash for their life's failings!


To even make matters worse, read the screenshots and see how he was even putting words in my mouth and failing to even grasp what I was saying.

Nature has never reserved so much defects and misfortune for one individual like She did edimolu/zeelord.

BadBradley:
That's why he's warning up two new alternates to take over

edimolu2:
i have always claimed you lack the mental wherewithal to carry on with anything of substance, all you do is get attracted to a particular sentence and ignore the rest like a man void of inner direction and potentials

i know faggôts like you, they shy away cowardly form arguments that can get them cornered, they never have the balls to think intellectually

now drop the screenshots, if me abusing marr.ne was not after you called her name out on that thread after you gave me a mention then you are a bastardized son of a diick-craving whôre!

After shii hit the rocks with marri.ne, i moved on, no trolling or side jabs, cos i was never annoyed , did not even know she could come around to lie to my face she blocked me, i did not enjoy the chat with her and ignored, i did not know of her existence until a brainless pig like you brought her to the picture and laid everything bare! who would have known a fool like you would rather use subtle albeit stupid attempts to make dumb assertions in the future



ode

edimolu2:
you aint giving this your all, if you were a lawyer, you would pass for the most foolish one with a mind-numbing attitude..your mental strength is shorter that a maggi-cube

is that it? this is your proof? Asking a moniker to write her offline is a diss, lol, you must be a crack head, well we hit it offline, it never lasted a day and we both ignored, no trolling no side jabs on an online forum until a bastard like you quoted me and mentioned her name! i understand that you have this penchant for failures, you have never excelled in anything of worth, if a man as yourself can have problems this much with being stupid, i wonder how you would manage a family when you finally have one

You have always showed signs of someone suffering from dementia? i pity the unfortunate woman you would ever end up with, i thought you claimed i sent a pm now?

hahahahha, this dude is a lost and pitiable soul

The thread where your bum.bae falsified me ever sending her a pm is still existing, and now its aderola too abi, let me help you dear, on a daily basis , no lies , i send over a thousand pms to ladies, i hope that helped

see the way i dey bully the idiot

BadBradley:
Here's edimolu still begging on tips on how to use tramadol for erection elongation.

Dude is a serial beggar. Begs for pussy. Begs for dating tips. Begs to belong. Begs for love. Begs for acceptance.

Chai! Mongrelized bastard.

edimolu2:
hahahahahaha, first off! you are very dumb to have asserted this

then again, your father is daft, and your sole-existence defines hopelessness

How can just one human being possess this mannerism of dumbness? were you cursed the day you were birthed or your parents were wretched enough not to serve guests with the necessary menu they had to bestow upon you a curse meant for generations!

I can't imagine a 40 year old having this mind-numbing thoughts, no wonder you get stuck in poverty, no intellectual wherewithal whatsoever to think beyond your brain might!

HEREIN LIES YOUR FOOLISH THOUGHTS!

you mean i would ignore the edimolu2 account, ,then create an account today with that silly moniker just to quote you, really? like seriously? how can one be this stupid now, even a half-wit paralytic would know the moniker is by no chance mine, you and intelligence are just over a million miles apart,

This thing funny me dieee, damn, you insult my intelligence way too much, not every one is a dumbo like your papi, i have gotten you in my grasp dealing you several jabs with unforseen punches from the 4th or 5th page of this thread, bringing the fight to your very doorstep, making mockery of your existence yet your addled brain thinks i would create an account today with a weird moniker to do what exactly, to quote you?

Are you always this stupid or you making extra effort today? i have always been appalled with your stupidity but today beats every other!

it must be old age taking effect already, the blows that won't cease landing flush on your camel-butt face has caused you severe concussions that you lack the mental strength to think properly!? no wonder you represent the term failure!

Am lost, i don't know. pray tell, is it that when one gets past the age 40 ,the brain just stops functioning properly and as such tends to magnify and expose one's stupidity?

Well i don't blame you, telling you to use your brain is like filling a basket with water, if you could be fôôlish enough to call me darken.baboon or zandha, then you would pass for the stupidest faggôt waltzing the facet of the earth..olodo

infact all the accounts created today are mine, can you imagine what this clownish môron uttered

edimolu2:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaa, mo ku oooooo

Gbosaaaaaa, "the both versions" hahahahaha, to speak grammar no be by force now

BadBradley:
always remember, in a fight after separation, the bruised and hurting one always seeks a rematch.


**** The poor sod is creating alternates now as buddies

BadBradley:
Heheheheehe. I will send to you later.

But I always leave him to play his hands first.

He's the one doing the chasing, not me. I'm in driver's seat since his frustrations started. I intend to leave I that way.

When he plays his hands, I will bite him down, not just him but others too.

edimolu2:
olodo, can you ever give a mention without releasing countless bullets?!

Well i like the meme, only if you were that serious and business minded in reality, but nah nah, you in your 3 by 3 face me i face you, staying glued to your phone awaiting my mentions and hoping i would reduce your torture

is this how all who have whôrish mothers behave?

BadBradley:
Shiooor!!!!! Hahahahaha! Editramadol done suffer.

edimolu2:
this bastard be using reverse psychology?

ogun kill ya father for there

hahahahahaha, see me see wahala ooo, niccur i control your emotions! just when i told you you had gone very soft, you had to send me a very piteous epistle, choi, that is the most pathetic cry for vindication i have ever seen and to use a blue font, just to prove to me you still got balls and wits!

Such mindless and thoughtless adult you are, your existence as a man should be a reminder of what one must never become, strings of misfortunes are always embedded in your words whenever you make a clapback

fool at forty, oya complete am

edimolu2:
he- goat he barrages my mention yet again with the same moronic utterance

Always scampering away like a whipped dog, tails between legs anytime i put him on the spot!

Did i hear you mention me "deactivating my account for you? see this mumu subtly telling me to deactivate, hahahahahah, you would like that wouldn't ya?Easy bros, now your uncontrolled emotions are starting to torture your undisciplined mind! All you do is whine how bitterly unfair life has treated you!

You seem to be labouring under the delusion that your words serve meaning or pose any threat? you dare accuse me for what exactly? that a girl blocked me? is that even a diss? this is the kinda diss meant for kinders, which is i have this self pity for you!

so now she blocked me for sending a bc message? it is no longer because i asked for nude pictures? hahahahahaha, niccur, Do you now see how often you confirm being daft? you are the most confused and unbalanced ediaat i have ever crossed offline and online, what manner of adult are you? one whose brain releases gibberish faster than his honey mother cûms upon dik drilling

well i do not blame you, you have always remained foolish and will ever be, this is not the first time you would act so unintelligent, real guys know a girl would say just about anything to save face, a fact a real gee would know if he wasn't as dumb as you...that is your business to deal

what will this faggôt not say to seek validation, Truly speaking, i get it that you are One really sex starved ediat in reality, cos what better cliche explains why you keep getting orgasms that a 19 year old is your friend offline, what the fûck is my business with that na? Do you know how pathetic that sounds? sho oloriburuku ni e ni? what is all this rubbish na?

i have the greatest sympathy for you, it is sickening having to watch a 40 year old man keep lamenting on the same thing over and over again, it is understandable if you are past the age 40 and still unmarried, we have so many unfortunate people in your ilk waltzing around this forum, but they as hell differentiate themselves from you, have you ever sat yourself down to ask how many 40 year olds think being an e-warlord pays the bills!

You woke up this morning and the first thing that could cross your mind was to give me a mention?,ahhhhhh, don't you have purpose? are you so visionless and without inner direction that nairaland now defines your sole-existence? Am sure if your mother were alive today , you would be a reminder of why she should have aborted you and fed your incompleteness to the dogs

you have never been wise about anything, and i sure as hell have your time now, unlike you, i attend to you at rest hours, you have and will always remain inconsequential, i have not a smidgen of respect for you, you are a worthless piteous soul, a burden to even your online cohorts, which is why whenever you give them a mention ,they ignore you like a plague!

men in your age group should be present in the business section or family section, but how can that be possible when all you do is to get obsessed with marrine's panties, sniffing and getting high on its odour fulfills all your desires as a man! wife you no get, pikin yhu never born, money you no get, no wonder you had to regard a 2000 naira power bank as a treasure and post it to shade another nairalander, you were made the fool immediately

The whole world got to know the definition of poverty through your action, cos truly speaking, one has to hail from a very wretched family to think a power bank is an asset!

infact God will punish you, it is time for screenshots sef...i get ya time today

broke biitch

edimolu2:
pluuueeeeessss, spare me this boring escapade, is there anything you could tell me about your mama that i don't already know?

keep the story to yourself, no matter how hard you try to sugar coat it, it is what it is!

YOUR MOTHER DIED A WHÔRE

BadBradley:
@ last paragraph, na wah oh

edimolu2:
A.k eh eh! GUNSHOT ( in akon's voice)..gbagaun lord , please bring your blunder ridden gibberish down a notch, not everyone has a militant head like yours!

Am being fûcked by who? perhaps you forget that not everyone gets fûcked like your whôriing mother!

Your mother was the most shameless biitch to have ever lived, she was never satisfied , she always liked it rough even when her pussy walls became lump and swollen from brutal diick manifestation, she still did not give up whôring!D

her death was a relief to your family, she was neither celebrated nor buried, her corpse was left and ignored for the vultures to feast on!

Now you come online to claim your mamma was a rare gem? you must be high on fresh cannabis to think any reasonable mind would believe you! ode

You should be cautious when talking about mothers because you had one from whose stench-trench (pusśy) sprang all the troubles of your life.

Her pušsy served as the village sperm ban where every drunk came and deposited the unspent desire of their lustful cravings.

They had her at every turn; by the village stream, down the foothill leading to the village square, in the market where she deliberately closed late to get a penile snack before coming home to your dad, even in the thick bush where the dry leaves from the trees served as cushion while she takes hard poundings to the rustling of the leaves bearing witness to her whoredom.


Yeah, she was that cheap. A simple roasted yam and palm oil was enough to lure her to a stranger's bed. As her wrapper dangles loose from her waist, revealing two droopy breasts pulling downwards in obedience to the gravitational indictment of her whoredom.


Her pussy was like the famous Benin Ring Road. There was no dick size too big for her, neither did she ever turn down the sexual advances of those who came round her.

That's why she was rape-murdered by your uncle who couldn't bear the shame of her sexual immodesty.

Her pusšy was far from ready. It was as dry as an abandoned pipe as the sheer horror of rape sent shivers down her spine, depleting all her sex hormones.

Your uncle got down to business; excavating her stench-trench like a hoe tilling a hard ground. He bore through her pusśy wall, leaving gut-wrenching bruises in his wake with spurt of semen jetting out of his dick, hitting deep into her womb.

Even at her lying-in-state, his sperm were still alive in her, dissolving slowly into her cadaver, bearing the mark of his conquest.

edimolu2:
lezzGoat aka badbradley aka postmann, God will punish you if you run from this brawl, if you claim busy it shall never be well with you, you called me out, now am ready to deal you so much blows that will land you deader than a cold corpse!

Your recycled hogwash is becoming tiringly-boring, can't you spring up new diss words? is your brain phlegm infested that you would shut type the same thing over and over again like a sozzled-idiot!

i keep imagining how one mind can possess this high level of mind-numbing traits, one who thinks a dot connotes cowardice, you have never been found to be among intellectuals, you lack the brains or the talents!

your disses are so weak, which is why you have refused to take the bait of challenging me on FP, yea i get the fear, sometimes i get scared of me too....stupid wânker

edimolu2:
A.K EH EH GUNSHOT! gbagaun gbagaun weh don sir!

hahahahahahha, yet another futile attempt in massaging a depeleted ego! you go tire!

Mr gbagaun lord, i have no business whatsoever with the time you respond , or how fast, you are the one who whines like a silly biitch and cries foul about one taking too much time to respond to a never-do-well like you!

what i enjoy doing is taking a piss on your credibility!

edimolu2:
will you shut the eff up and stop looking acting more stupid than you already are!

I quoted you on a thread on FP, did you reply, you scampered away like a whipped dog, tail between legs, you are a coward, nothing else

plus, Giving no regard to ineffeminate sûckers like you gives me, imagine a 40 year old jobless dunce staying up all night waiting endlessly to get a mention from me!
ahhhhh, your life don spoil patapata....

Now that i have fed you few mentions , wânk on it

edimolu2:
i have a better one, how about your mother whose sole-existence was to put a smile on depressed drunk's faces each time they engaged in a sex rump with her!

You serve no meaning waltzing the facet of this earth, you should be euthanized at best and your body fed to the vultures for better yields!

BadBradley:
dude's worse than a vagabond.

Edimolu/ zeelord/ zandha/edimolu2 is worse than an indigent bastard. His kind of condition is what Italians call Figlio di putana , a child conceived in a whorehouse by a regular male customer with a new prostitute, abandoned by both and raised by charity.

BadBradley:
Frog-faced editramadol is booking spaces all over the place as if he's securing his lost identity.
Never seen a lad so limited in expression.

edimolu2:
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edimolu2:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i wish i could bring this laugh down a notch, but again, hahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha!

You? lezzGoat, of all dîmwits typing aimlessly on nairaland wants to challenge/correct me in verbal-fitness, son! not even in your wildest and dizziest dreams! It would take the second coming of christ, yet you wouldn't still successfully achieve that!

Olodo! Sundry was wrongly put, do you even know the meaning? And what is the meaning of adult class institution? Are you mad? Do you just combine words without proper thoughts?

BadBradley:
EDIMOLU'S QUACKERY EXPOSED


You murder the boy deader than his mother's rotting coprse!!!

I'm beyond shocked that edimolu will dare obfuscate the English language by calling "pseudo-intellectul-dunce" a compound noun.

A group of words comprising an adjective, a noun and another noun cannot be a compound noun.

He used three words together and joined all together with hyphen (-)

*Pseudo ( adjective in the sense he used it)

* Intellectual (noun)

* Dunce ( noun)

The problem here is that compound nouns are only made of a noun + noun or in rare cases two non-noun words like verb and adverb or adverb + verb

Or noun + verb

Adverb + noun

Adjective + noun

For edimolu to have hyphenated three independent words into a single word and called it a compound noun is the height of intellectual pretence and celebration of ignorance. Little wonder it is said that half education is worse than fullblown illiteracy.

Edimolu/zeelord exemplifies this well-worn aphorism. A child of disaster, inferior in parentage, breeding, education and social skills.



If you're expecting that podgy ape to own up to anything on Nairaland then you don't know him.

Edimolu is possessed and haunted by familial demons.

See the spineless, illiterate bastard saying pseudo-"intellectul-dunce" is a compound noun . When those words consist of an adjective and two nouns all hyphenated together into a mixture of madness and grammatical pratfall.

I henceforth dub edimolu the hyphenated idiot!

chrisley:
Yet he'll laugh it off as though it neva hit him, but we all know it's a facade

We know the real face behind all his pretentious laugh offs.. I gat a pic that depicts his plight

Behind the scenes he is hurtin; gazing at you with imploring eyes begging you to stop, wishin he never got this shit started

But as a guy void of shame.. he'd rather be humiliated than to accept defeat