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edimolu2:
Yawns! Boring! Try again, this time make it a lil funny!

Ok take this all time favorite classic from Don lezz:

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu2:
Your father is dead and long gone wasting away six feets below the earth!

I would have asked to test the authenticity of my schlong on your wife/mother, but i don't do biitches, and for a fact you aint even married, you are just a sick patient addicted to masturbâtion!

Your killer uncle didn't have his bath the night he rape-murdered your mother.

Layers of stale sweat which had turned into enzymes coated his elephant sized schlong. While the dead bìtch of aa woman who used to be your mom just had a clean shave the night before.

You can call the encounter a beauty and the beast scenario. She was helpless. She cried more inside than she did audibly when your uncle drove in.

Layers of scraped off bacteria were left hanging on her pussý lips as the doors of her vagina was forced open by a crude and savage entrance. The rest found their way into the naked raw flesh of her ovum as she was violated to her death.

Traces of your uncle's sperm made their way to the mortuary where they waited in vain to begin the process of creating a new bloodline of bastards that would have taken off from where your lunacy stopped.

edimolu2:
Gbagaun lord Will you keep shut , mumu pezin, see how bad you keep seeking vindication and relevance,!

MR dexterity, go get married and stop blighting this forum with your misfortunes!

Nairaland addict!

Says a tramadol-dependent lovesick sociopath with dick two generation older than his real age. Even my father has a better functioning one.

Dead-alive youth.

edimolu2:
rubbish! intelligence has never been your forte what is with the i thought, i thought and i thought? it makes you appear very desperate for a massive âss whooping and i would oblige you now!

see this monkey that hasn't learned in the ways of jumping that wants to fly? hahahahahaha, dude you have not earned the right to regard anybody jobless or a stalker on this forum knowing fully well you would win a trophy back to back repeatedly for being without a life offline, am obliged to ask of you, asides nairaland epistles what other things drain your energy or consumes your time, cos it is evidently-obvious you live a wretched life!

E pain am, Good for you!

what better cliche explains one with a dead brain best at floating cells required for proper thoughts? Time to time , you should learn to channel this bitterness into reality, probably you would have something worth living for

You have made it so easy to cut through the meat of what is going on in your life with that screenshot, you are a paranoid patient, one suffering from depression and a high level of insecurities, which is why till date you live a non-fulfilled and under achieving life

You serve no purpose being alive, you should be euthanized at best and your body used to replenish the soil for better yields or you should be shot on sight like a rabid dog! worthless piece of shii

you could also do us a favour by drinking a bottle of brandy, get into that dilapidated inherited carton, and drive yourself into a bridge or better still, you could stab yourself in the stomach with a pen-knife and make an aggressive twist, there you go, you have rid this blissful earth off your pathetic existence!

To have a chance to come to my level of literal dexterity, you have to be born again, switching ancestral lines of blockheaded primates and sub-humanoids whose basic cognitive levels share parallels to mountain chimps.

edimolu2:
will you keep your mouth shut, the only thing you surpass any nairalander is the way nonsense sprouts from that addled brain so easily like fart from anus!

Emotional and uncorrelated garbage. Boy, get a grip on your punctured emotions. They're leaking like your mother's cervix-ruptured stench-trench.

edimolu2:
your father must be very mad for birthing you in the first place, how can someone just admire stupidity and tend to wallow in its aura!

Oh, our fathers. How distinguished mine is from yours. Does the apple fall far from the tree?

You're his replica in under-archievement. Under the shade of an old tree, in a dreary African sky, you both sat down to weed smoking. He was the primitive ape that showrd you the route to weed smoking.

edimolu2:
olodo sombori, so i should have called it "lower part of the screenshot abi? your brain must be sawdust-filled! militant headed nitwit!

You should have called it by it's proper name, proving yourself a member of an enlightened generation. But you come short as always. You've never stretched beyond the bars set by your forefathers. Primitive set of generational unhinged bushmen.

edimolu2:
in your bid to diss, you revealed how unintelligent you are yet again, yes social media defines me, it is how i have been able to meet up with clients and keep track of reviews , you must be super-dumb to think this is even a diss!

See as the upper part of your screenshot blank, not even a whatsapp message, no wonder you come on seun's forum to form jagaban, you know no one offline, you are a loner, a life-reject, one who has neither the brains nor the talents to excel in places of worth!

You meant to say social media has become your IDP camp where you seek shelter from the failures that drove you out of the real world. But unfortunately, the same plague has besieged you here -- a cyber nuisance and a stench to this rather healthy blogosphere.

You have turned nairaland into a virtual consultation clinic where you seek advice on your unreliable genotype, a platform where you seek sex-therapy with one hardon serving as the therapist. These are your greatest achievements here.
You have never been one of reckon here. You just don't cut the mark.

edimolu2:
@ bolded, who tha Bleep doesn't know you use two andriod phones, silly thing, baboon faced idiot!

am back now....lets do this! olodo

And who doesn't know postman is different from lezz?
And point of order; lezz uses a Samsung note 4 and an iphone 6.

Silly idiot.

edimolu2:
will you keep your mouth shut, the only thing you surpass any nairalander is the way nonsense sprouts from that addled brain so easily like fart from anus!

Emotional and uncorrelated garbage. Boy, get a grip on your punctured emotions. They're leaking like your mother's cervix-ruptured stench-trench.

edimolu2:
your father must be very mad for birthing you in the first place, how can someone just admire stupidity and tend to wallow in its aura!

Oh, our fathers. Our distinguished mine is from yours. Does the apple fall far from the tree?

You're his replica in under-archievement. Under the shade of an old tree, in a dreary African sky, you both sat down to weed smoking. He was the primitive ape that show you the route to smoking.

edimolu2:
olodo sombori, so i should have called it "lower part of the screenshot abi? your brain must be sawdust-filled! militant headed nitwit!

You should have called it by it's proper name, proving yourself a member of an enlightened generation. But you come short as always. You've never stretched beyond the bars set by your forefathers. Primitive set of unhinged bushmen.

edimolu2:
in your bid to diss, you revealed how unintelligent you are yet again, yes social media defines me, it is how i have been able to meet up with clients and keep track of reviews , you must be super-dumb to think this is even a diss!

See as the upper part of your screenshot blank, not even a whatsapp message, no wonder you come on seun's forum to form jagaban, you know no one offline, you are a loner, a life-reject, one who has neither the brains nor the talents to excel in places of worth!


@ bolded, who tha Bleep doesn't know you use two andriod phones, silly thing, baboon faced idiot!

am back now....lets do this! olodo

edimolu2:
postmann aka lezz

at the upper part of your screenshot proves you live an unfulfilled life, no missed calls, no messages, no alerts, no mails, nothing of sort, not even a mere facebook notification, no wonder your battery is fully charged, nothing time-worthy drains it!

See how blank your phone is, the alarm you activated is for the sole purpose of waking up as early as 6.25 to come on nairaland to respond to edimolu's mention, your life is but a reminder of what a man is never to become, the only notification you get is update approval, broke biitch oshi,

GET A LIFE, get married and stop disgracing other 40 year olds....iidiot

It is called notification bar/drawer, you unevolved, 21st century left-behind bumpkin.


You just unwittingly gave away the fact that your real life is measured in social media activities. What a waste of birth. Little wonder nairaland became your hospital where you go for erectile dysfunction prognosis and counseling for social behavioural disorders and drug abuse. Now it all comes to light why you hate lezz so much, he has destroyed your true home -- nairaland.

Oouch! I thought unread messages and other notifications are for those who have been away from their phones.

So you had the time to study my screenshot like a specimen from space and you haven't noticed my phone is different from lezz's?

C'on, demented sociopath, your game is up. Take a walk of shame back to the cesspool you came from.

edimolu2:
Four thousand words, so you even counted it? Lol e pain am.....aarrrrrggghhh, there he goes again with the same boring tale.....

My life is this , my life is that, come up with something better, you are becoming a tiring bore?

Let me ask, Have you wânked on bum.bae' picture today?.....you sure do have a bounty full of problems waltzing through your life! Yet you have not the tiniest thoughts of reasoning to seek ways to better your life than to stay here viewing as a guest and subtly waiting for my mention! Lazy boneheaded drunk!

A jobless mofo, one who stays glued to nairaland pages like a depraved lunatic, one who is insufficiently intelligent,one who can't doesn't know what multitasking is!

Oh yea, i remember, the sex starved iidiot who ventured on a 9 hour journey for an imaginary bleep, Life has dealt you so many smack downs and uppercuts, we should pity you now, your life is the sole definition of what our present country is lassing through!

Trolling me with my picture is like filling a basket with your whoriish mother's pungent urine, it is a futile attempt, i put the picture there, no one but me, i did it, and yet i still challenged you to a battle of wits, you are the one who is ashamed of what you look like, a baboon butt face loner with a tiny waist!

God never favoured you with anything of worth, you are malnourished and look less attractive by the day, no one is responsible for that but you!

You would wish i stop torturing you right? Lailai, I will be your doom on this forum lezz, you never know wetin you enter!

Demented cow

I thought i was the certified sickler, and an F-graded student who found himself in JSS 2F after failing to meet the intelligence quotient required to be in JSS 2A, B or even C.

I thought i was the one who got beaten by a girl in SSI, adding insult to your academic woes and unpopularity in school.

I thought was the one who ran after so many ladies here only to be discarded like a broken piece of tomato no buyer wants to take home.

And your murderous uncle;
Too bad your mother died with your uncle's dick deep inside her stench-trench with her pussý lips closed tightly against his shaft as he squeezed her worthless life out of her frailed body.

Her pusśy was far from ready, but the savage took her anyway. With a barging entrance, her pussy-gate (labia minora) yielded like the Jericho wall as it was brushed aside by a vicious and murderous buffalo, ramming home deep into her cervix. Her cry of pain was trapped in his fist clapsed around her throat, muffling every sound of anguish as he penile-slammed away.

And that man still walks free, enjoying life after disinheriting you. And you're here hiding behind the walls of nairaland, projecting your woes.

And one would think, I'm the youth with a dead, tramadol-dependent dick and the drug addict who took to drugs after his life capsided in mid voyage like titanic.

Adding lezz to all this sorrow was the stupidest choice you ever made. The only place (nairaland) where you can hide from the ugly reality of your life has been besieged by him. That's why you cling fastly and desperately even though you're a cannon fodder to the endless flaks of his bombardment.

You have been flagellated and disemboweled; out-classed and stripped. Now your mental touture has gone chronic, manifesting in perceptual disturbances that you now see lezz in every misfortune and verbal carnage afflicted on you.

That's sooooo sad!


Self-delusionary piece of human dross.

edimolu2:
blah blah blah, edimagu edimolu, edimalu, oga talk something else jawe, your brain go on indefinite strike?

you show too many signs of pain! 6.25am..Damn i gave you sleepless nights! Good for you!

lezzgoat! you aren't giving this your all, at all at all, i must have dealt you a great number of dirty blows which resulted to me bursting up your hormones you had to show up here as early as 6.25am to give a clap back that is as tiring as your mother's unresolved quest for diicks!

Do you know how ridiculous and clownish you sound? you dimwitted côck-sucking buffallo, should you not be up for work and ready for the day's earnings if you really had anything going on for you offline? you are a shame to anyone having any affiliation with you!.

i won't pity you, i won't even give you the honor to tap out, never, this will go on for as long as need be, Can you imagine the way this harebrained slowpoke keeps hovering around the same diss over and over again, how can i be laughing at something that is meant to hurt me, is that what i have reduced you to? a mind-numbing idiot laced with a slow mentality!

Dough-faced-biitch, you lack the brain capacity to do anything else, your present aggression is a sole reflection of your weakness!


Nothing changes the fact that you are really suffering from paranoia, you have no shame, how can one human being create this level of nuisance on an online forum, you are a fûcked up narrow-minded retard and an alcoholic, which typifies why you look so malnourished, raw ethanol has fast eaten deep through your system thus rendering you short of the necessary vitamins! Ologogoro

Aren't you that anorexic-dunce who has a waist the size of a stainless-cup, with a face as wrinkled as a gorilla's butthole, with a fashion sense fast declining towards the zero mark, who uses a lemon color belt and a cutlass baggy-tie, God that is so so effing gây!

lezz if you would ask me, i think you are a big time biitch, one who's seen through many diicks ,your brains have been blown away by the draught!

Niccur your words reflect who you are, a 40 nairaland sick reject, a sociopath, a bum.bae obsessed addict, a pant sniffer, a profile pics masturbâtor, yea we know all about you diickface , this forum is where you could assume some sort of relevance, so enjoy the ride

oya type again, sorry ehn, it aint my fault you chose misfortune over success, go cry to yo' mamma

Over four thousand words from this sociopath and none finding their target.

Those 4 thousand words from you are reactionary to the simple truth about the sad story you called your life. You're the one truly hurting. No one is dissing you, we're just tellling the true sad story of a sad misanthropic sickler. .And all you could do is throw wild, off the mark shots like a dazed boxer caught with a right powerful jab.

That's what happens when a fool is blessed with pride. You simply don't know when to walk away and not smart enough to deliver a corresponding retort. So, you're caught up in this quagmire of humiliation.


Now, look at him! Desperate to belong to a strata unbeknownst to his bloodlines. With a ghetto-like countenance and lips telling tales of a life of tragedy and depravity. Those charred lips mirror your broken hopes and dreams -- the ashes of your irredeemable tomorrow burnt in the inferno of your youthful miscalculations and genetic dysfunction.


Your clothing and sun glass are a cheap pretence to your primitive carriage, just as your online persona is a smokscreen behind the sad tragedy you callled your life.

Edimolu or rather edimalu, the dweeb no one likes for company.

From the screenshot lezz provided, certain truths are undeniable.

** You actually lost your phone and your SIM hence the words "added back" was used.

** You actually were rejected and scorned by the group who seemed totally uninterested in having you back

** No one in that group missed you. Your lost phone was a timely excuse to cut links with you.

** Your rejection was a unanimous one. So strong that your "solicitor" was giving the cold treatment.

** You were of no value to the group, like in nairaland, there's no meaningful intellectual contribution from you.

** And lastly, you're a serial reject and a social castaway, even adeola, like marinee was avoiding you and the group too would rather remain one member short than having you back. If disrespect was a disease, then you're a potent virulent contagion. Your disease was transferred to your "friend" who was even disrespected for bringing up your issue.

It sums up your life. You're a frustrated and repulsive mass of human embodiment. Your life is a human casualty to the collective assembly of polished individuals and an offense to enlightened sensibilities.

You're truly alone -- lonely like a dark cloud floating aimlessly across the sky.

edimolu2:
hahahaha, there he goes again, olodo..killing me with bullets of blunder!

firstly, @bolded, it is either "you are being" or "you have been" yet you typed neither, public school drop out oshi!

Secondly, intelligence quotient is abbreviated as IQ and not I.Q, you are a complete-slowpoke, which even begs the question, can IQ be seen? it can only be measured, don't be an iidiot!

Thirdly, torture is the correct spelling and not tuture, who even puts "u" instead of "o" after the first 'T' , Nigga, don't kill yourslef before your time abeg...lol

Education and edimolu are like two chemical compounds when put together produce a hyper-moronic disorder characterized by cognitive mismanagement and save-facing straw-grabbing tendencies.

A D-class student having the nerves to demand the chalk from his teacher! How preposterous does it get? Only a 3rd world, mis-educated peasant looks for typos in a sociol media forum. It is clear you must have been ridiculed all through your elementary school days for being a dullard.

When words are taken from thier initials, it is up to the user to decide whether to apply the dot(s) between the letters or exclude them. E.g US or U.S (United states).

Of course IQ can't be seen. But I was giving it an attribute of a living thing. It is called "personification" in poetry.

You're actually worse than a full blown illiterate. Being a half-illietrate, you are always tempted to stray away from your intellectual boundaries, constituting an annoyance to higher sensibilities.

Real intellects are concerned with grammatical blunders.

edimolu2:
lets get started

without mincing words, In all my days on this forum, never, i mean never have i come across someone as bone-headed, brain dead and harebrained as you!

How can just one single human brain contain this magnitude of foolishness now?

I have flawlessly and completely kept you out of strategy, you have become very unintelligent! You mean i would hide behind an alt? Me edimolu aka zeelord!

Lezz small time now you go say i dey yab yhu say you no get sense, you mean i would go through the stress of creating an alt just to type "well said", lol...EM U EM U, na him u be, a pseudo-intellectual dunce

Unlike you , i don't create alts like a jobless coward, every alt bears my trademark which to my knowledge doesn't exceed 2(edimolu and edimolu2 "with the zeelord on a deactivation after i got a ban till 2027", a year i suppose you would never witness). oponu

sweetheart, you should know i would never create an alt to put effeminate sûckers like you in your place? Never! That's laughable , you flatter yourself way too much, You are never worth the troubles..

So obviously you knew i was on a ban? Perhaps you initiated the ban, cos you failed to mention why i chose to reply you today!

Now notice something, did you see the way i reasoned and construed my words, it connotes intelligence, that is how great minds think, endeavour to follow such path and stop making a mockery of your education on se.un's forum!

pS: THIS WAS THE QUOTE I INITIALLY DOTTED TO REVEAL YOUR VERBAL WEAKNESS!2 NOW THAT I HAVE QUOTED IT..KILL YASELF Ode

Did you just call me sweetheart? You demented fagit! Close that gapping rectum of yours, you sickle cell ravaged klutz!

I'm tired doing you the unthankful favour of injecting sense through your rectum during each fact-fvcking session.

Your gapping rectum has become as numb as your wooden skull.

Your charred lips and tramadol ravaged cells are evidential to your sociopathy. Indeed you're intelligent for asking for clues on simple things like genotype and how to woo a lady and for plagiarizing my phrases word for word and going on the Internet to steal diss.

Ewu! You must be the young upcoming Martin Luther King in your own eyes .

C'on boy! I don't have all day whopping your ass like a 2-dollar hooker.

edimolu2:
Yaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnns! When did you become a motivational speaker? You are boring to the core! I stopped at the first paragraph and assumed the rest as thrash! Forgive me, i can't read what a half-baked brain projects!

You stopped at the first paragraph and yet you rose up as early as a rooster to prepare this pile of anguish-induced baloney? You can't even tell a convincing lie to an 8year old . I'm your nightmare, the one who takes sleep away from you like boko haram takes peace from Borno. Half your miserable life has been dedicated to seeking revenge against me, while the other half is dedicated to tending to your sickle cell disease. I'm the road to your grave, boy!

I have the buttons to your sensory and motor neurons. Dictating every of your emotional stimuli, putting pressure on your oxygen-deprived lungs and piling more pressure on your half-alive heart. Each minute you spend with me draws you 30days closer to your grave. Your sickle-cell-ed organs and drug ravaged systems crumble before my electrifying presence.

Mummy calls you from her bed of woes (grave). She knows I'm the quickest route to your joining her.

edimolu2:
You are a scatterbrained iidiot, Don't be a chicken, you are not giving this all your best!

You're dealing with a seasoned e-Terminator. Every of my riposte are measured and controled. They're delivered in precision to rip out your emotional composure and have you screaming profanity like a forsaken biťch fvcked all night without pay

edimolu2:
There can not be any doubt in the fact that your exiatence is but a guile, a reminder of what a man is never to become , you seem weak now, seeming fustrated and agitated, i like it, it reflects being under immense pressure which validates why you would choose to bore me with some lame motivating-words! This is a brawl dude, go cry to your mamma if you are pained, i do not care

Life, as experienced by edimolu is like watching a heart-wrenching movie where the villain gets away with unprintable brutality. Spawning from a cursed bloodline of unhinged peasants, you jolted from your mother's rectovaginal fistula infested vàgina with poo and other human body waste ingested into your system. You started life on a back foot. With poor intellect and a life-terminal illness and got bullied by everyone in school including a girl who whopped your ass in public. Then you lost your mother to your murderous uncle who killed her in a rape-murder. She died with his fist choking her throat and his groins locked against hers as he pierced her pussý in brutal savagery.

Your uncle experienced the greatest sexual friction of his life as your mother's spirit was force-ejected from her body, leaving her pussý in a death-like grip to the mercy of his ferocious penile pounding. She died sexually fulfied, no thanks to your one-minute-man dad.

edimolu2:
I knew you would run tail between legs after schooling you "YET AGAIN" , bros, you should embrace the idea of going back to school to seek qualitative education, cos being absent in times-past has influenced why you make the most obvious mistakes and yet argue like a paralytic-dunce, at the very least enroll yourself, it might expunge illeteracy from your progeny and other abnormal vices capable of further truncating your already brittled and stunted destiny

Imagine this nonsensical piece of filth, this unintelligent-bastard basking in the aura and tendencies of moronic utterances having the balls to school me on being jobful....that is as laughable as it gets, every of your attitude reflects your mother's pitiful and pathetic sexual-experience, your mother's affirmed willingness to satisfy those drunks on usual basis is appalling, no wonder her guinea-worm infested cûnt aged faster than her face!

I am extremely confident that you are a failure, ome must be very poor to lay pride to a 2000 naira power bank, smh, you have nothing going for you in reality which is why a 40 year old man like you replies me as early as this when your mates are on their way to work trying to evade lagos-traffic! No doubt, your mother's imperative need for subsequent côcks was among the various reasons that typifies why you are deficient of brain-power, such intellectual-paralysis you beget!

You write like a teen, even reflect pain like one , Your clapbacks are similar to that of a child, You can't even deliver painful rebuttals, you should call on the medics now, if this were a physical brawl, your face would have been badly damaged!!!

Idiot!

Teaching you is as unrewarding as casting pearls before swine. Such a bi-polar sociopath who is avoided like a leprous scourge in romance section. A tramadol dependant whose social life stinks of boredom and frustration.

Social media have eyes and it sees through your desperation. Your facade is poorly costumed, it can't stand the rays of truth - that you're birthed by a dead biťch who died from Persistent genital arousal disorder. Her pussý is still vibrating cocķ-cravingly in her grave 5yrs after her demise. And you're the baton bearer destined to continue her woes and unmarked earthly sojourn.

Edi-malu, tell me who replies his adversary with a dot

Uhuahahahahahahahaha!
Dullard!

I have drained you like a bítch fvcked dry by a dick.

Now go scavenge the globe for more diss lines and come back, and I'll send you back with a Raphael Nadal-esque backhanded slap.

Nuisance!

edimolu2:
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Oh, Another empty post from the renowned JSS 2F dunce!!!


You are scurrying all over the place like a dessert fox looking for some diss lines to steal.

And you were born with a brain like everyone else. But yours is only meant to copy and paste what others have created.

Anencephalic dweeb!

This is what i do ; send you on an intellectual errand.

Edimolu , You've been up since 5am trying to concoct a response. That's how slow you get when i put your brain on overdrive.

You were never born to compete at optimal levels.

eboardresult:
Well said

Demented sociopath. So this is what your been reduced to?

Creating a 4min old alternate to masturbate on your deflated balls? Damn, your I.Q is microscopic!

This is the definition of mental tuture.

edimolu2:
Mtcheeew stree trash! You are an IDIÔT! simply put!

You are fast becoming a tiresome-bore and such a confused person that i find it so difficult to follow your foolish thoughts!

lEZZGoat, i have reiterated this time and again, you are not amongst those intelligent enough to correct me in verbal-fitness!

Pray tell, did those frequent dicks that manisfested its existence in your mother's distended cunt hit your head repeatedly "when you were yet in her belly" thus leaving you with several concussions worthy of a life-time! Cos i do not know what better cliche explains why you are this stupid!

Yet again am going to make mockery of your education! You are a public school drop out walai! Admit it!

The "j" takes on the y? True!.
Mind you, don't flatter yourself, even a halfwit-paralytic would know that! But what your addled brain forgot to remind you is, a laugh is pronounced as hahahahaha and not "yayayayaya or jajajajajaja"(which happens to be the same pronunciation as in AJAX and AYAX)...

What dumb human being includes j in haahahahahaa like hahahahajajajaja and expects it to be pronounced as hahahahaha! So you mean your own laugh is spelt as hahahahaYAYAYAYAYA right? Lol Olodo..Don't thank me though, learn to think twice as much as you type okay?

Lest i digress! *clears throat*

Dickface Where were we? Oh i remember, i was talking about your mamma's distended pussy!

Brb! Let me hold on your pain..Got a football match to watch!

You won't get rid of EDIMOLU so soon

You're what I term a text-book student. People who are confined to the basic rendition of rules. People who can't explore and go an extra mile to be creative because their brains are wired to follow and never to lead. People who are confined to the basics. You definitely haven't read anything outside the pages of this forum since you dropped out of second school.

This is the fundamental reason why you're a plagiarist, a copy and paste human photocopy machine without a sense of originality.

A look at your online activities on this platform reveals a man who has no clue or answers to the fundamental issues of life. If you can seek help on ways to manage your sickle cell ravaged genes, and ask for assistance on how to man up to a lady on the internet, then you are just another adult in diapers. You're not worth the weight of your own body mass.

Trying to tell someone to limit his laugh transcription to "hahahahahaha" concludes the certification of your dumdum-hood. I know your ever being in an arm in secondary school called JSS 2F is lengendary in dullardry, but this top-of-the-pile expository buffonery from you takes the cake!

We're several classes apart in intellect and breeding. And there's no meeting point between the great and the undignified except in cyberspace where we roam about like ghosts leaving behind the credentials of our physical pedigree. So it's easy for you to float around above your station and fancy yourself amongst the learned.

But if you cast your gaze down, you'd see your true body, lying deep in despondency, waiting for your silly fantasy to fade away. Then you'd come down to reality -- that you're still the same sickle cell-ed, barely educated drug addict whose hope of maintaining a one-minute penile erection rests on a substance named Tramadol.

makydebbie:
Okay sir, I perfectly understand. Anytime you're ready, you can buzz me.

Do have a nice day.

Ok dear. Have a lovely week.

makydebbie:
Oh its okay. Thank God for nl, I'll be done this month, I'm almost done, thought you should know.
So how can I reach you now?

I will be done fixing my mail issues soonest. The cell phone number used in registering the account needs a welcome back.

On the interim, we can get lost in the vast labyrinth in this forum, far away from prying eyes.

makydebbie:
Good evening sir, my last mail to you didn't get a reply, I hope all is alright.

Debbie dear, it's been a while. Your last mail was probably late as there was no new mail from you before i had issues with my mailbox. An annoying security requirement from google is denying access to my mailbox.

How far have you gone with it?

Look at him! His charred lips bearing proof of one who has smoked all the weeds within sight while lamenting his inherent misfortunes.

Doomed sicklemia. Cold-blooded, tramadol-induced, reptilian. Good thing your libido is dead lest you pollute the earth with a handful of little lunatics called edimumu juniors.

Just looking at your pic i can tell what social strata you belong in; Slum-dwelling, weed-loving bumpkin.

edimolu2:
when did spelling a laugh-expression include the letter "j"?

It is better this way- hahahahahahaha okay?
lesson learned?

Behold our benighted, adult educated dolt!

Don't you know the 'J' sometimes takes on the 'Y' pronunciation like in AJAX pronounced A.Y.A.K.S or in Hallelujah pronounced HALELUYA.?

Now, you've truly learned something new today, haven't you, sickly, wobbly dumdum!

edimolu2:
so what is the problem?.Did you miss me?...Has lunch time passed? You must understand i have not a smidgen of respect for you,i will never honour you with a quick reply unless i am very less-busy, while you stay aback refreshing your page hoping to get a mention, i was doing something worthwhile.....don't be in a haste for me to teach you your place!

We know your brain is locomotive. It normally takes you a full moon cycle to post a retort like a centipede crossing a human bridge.

So tell me, jobless poltroon, how do you get busy on a Sunday and remain jobless during weekdays? You were scamming this forum to steal diss, right? JSS 2F dullard

edimolu2:
I have annihilated several of your monikers you this dimwitted-cock-raven sûcker! worthless pile of flesh, you are the only existing progeny of your failed
generation and by God i will rid you off your destitution so you don't further plague this earth with your never-do-well offsprings!

You should have never being birthed, your story should have landed and ended on the hard concrete floor of the slum where your father worked as a dish-man before his untimely death!

which begs the question what accomplishments have you to your name? 40 year old sociopathic-dunce obsessed with the name darken.baboon like a degenerate, one would extremely think he anally-raped your whôrish mum till death!

you are the product of a wasted fûck, which validates why you have no shame and would frolick around 19year olds so you could either rape them or beg from them! one word explains you...RAPIST!

it is forever penned historically that you left your comfort zone to embark on a 9 hours journey, risking your life all because of toto? what makes it worse? The innocent 17 year old girl witnessed the greatest fear of her life after feasting her eyes on your camel-butt face, she got so irritated with the sight she had to create a thread on it, you were ruthlessly ridiculed on that thread...i feel pity for you!

who gets happy that he has 19year olds as friends on his whatsapp list? if not our very own lezz, do you know how pathetic that sounds? please sign your autograph here! you are such a lousy-cûnt!

poor-soul...you would wish you had the chance to re-choose destiny right? and maybe you wouldn't have chosen recognition on nairaland over success! seu.n's puppet!

You are no match for me! i will send you to the gutters where you rightly belong without remorse! am bad like that!!!

Your mother suffered sexual violence from a village drunk who ruptured her cervix after tricking her to his bed with roasted yam.

Your mother's bride prize was a strangled rabbit found dead on a trap for 3 day. That was how cheap your deadbeat dad found her with a gapping cervix.

She menstruated all through your gestation. And as a result, vital formative, embryonic tissues were lost as blood flow, leaving your chances of being a bright child doomed forever. Hence you became edimolu, the greatest recidivist in plagiarism, dim-witted sicklemia, and the greatest dullard of the age. Edi-malu!

The Tramadol Don who became a drug addict by trying to patch his physical and biological shortfalls.

Crestfallen wussy. Funny how nairaland became your real world where you seek medical advice; seek dating advice and it became your school where lezz and i tutor you in grammar and tenses.

And one wonders what happened to your real life!

Well, it collapsed long ago, from the moment you found yourself in JSS 2F, then got beaten by a girl in SS 1, then you became a lovelorn sociopath no girl wants to be with. Finding out you are a sicklemia, frustration led you into drug abuse.

Bio-degenerated bit-pat of human dross!!!

How'd you like me, now?

Shroud:
He's denial is as epic as it is desperate.

Even with the clear convo in his post and the topic of the thread he's still denying.

Something with hard evidence. How much more how he will deny what we all know but have no evidence.

Behind every Nairaland retárd like zeelord aka edimolu2, there's a trailer load of frustration and dejection offline.

Behold him that boasted of having us for lunch! !

Uhuahahahahahahahahajajhaha!

Shroud:
the bastard no get shame I swear.

The imbecilé thinks as long as he keeps typing then he's in contention.

If only he can see how desperate maniacal and foolish and psychotic he appears.

Guy, Tramadol residue has clogged two-third of his brain. He's yet to deliver a descent shot to repel all the carnage deployed against him.

He hasnt matched a single of my reposte ever.

Intellectual property thief. Olodo, Mr copy and paste.

edimolu2:
thrash as usual...
hypocrite, today is sunday, stop mentioning the obvious, did i call it monday? should you not be driving your kids either home or to church? complete-hypocrite;

child molester, pedophilic-rapist!....teenage abuser....you won't be burn to ashes before this month runs out last last!

so answer the question? did your mother die during your birth or not?

E pain am!!!

Shroud:
Oga, stop explaining the obvious. Your rants can't change what you typed and was screenshot.

Tramadol junkie. Your drug teacher was even giving you tips on how to use it a day before sleeping with a woman.

All this half-dead dudes coming into Nairaland to fake a full life.

To make it worst you landed in a hospital after the dosage and came back asking for tips on how to exceed the dosage.

Frustrated skank. Substance abuser. Since you hormones couldn't withstand tramadol, you're now on Nairaland looking for comic relief to hide the pain drugs couldn't hide.

Who will look at your obsession and not even conclude you're a real-life frustrated frog face ? Eh?

Stalk girls
Sends random PM's
Gets blocked off by girls here on WhatsApp
And begging to join an offline Nairaland group called league of monarch.

Zeelord aka edimolu2/edimolu you define frustration.

Damn!!!

See finishing! !!

To make it worse the dunce had to reply with no answer to your carnage!

edimolu2:
will you keep kwayet!
you can't spell properly anymore, see the ill-articulated hogwash, too lazy to do a proof-read! you are such an unbalanced idiot, so it is no longer jss2 but SS1, this is exactly what to expect when one has swapped his brains for a plate of eba! no wonder you haven't been able to take a lady up the aisle, how can you? when your brain does nothing but to mask in total retardâtion!

You can never think beyond crying foul like a pathetic biitch of how frustrated you have become from severe concussions i have dealt you...

your words reflect pain and wretchedness, stop forcing your words, it is obvious you have become diss-bankrupt, go and rest a bit and think more on new words! This fool even called where i snapped a saloon! seriously? a saloon? no be only saloon na zoo, lol..well if you had asked intelligently i would have dignified you with a response, but as a scatterbrained hamadryas you would assume yet again!

assumptions upon assumptions like a whining cûnt, i understand your eyes have become pale and worn out from frequent masturbatîon, that is why you would regard that picture a saloon....calling you a blind bat is an insult to bats cos even bats aren't totally blind!

Yet another empty crap with no answer to my bombardment. Dullard. JSS 2F retard. This time i gave the F full caps because it represents FAILURE.

edimolu:
I am persuaded to demand of you, how do you live with yourself, waltzing through life knowing fully well youre a failure, only if your father had done the wothdrawal method, he would have saved me this words with ur sill a$$

edimolu:
from your very first quote and post on this thread, i already knew how deficient you are of a fatherly affection , delusional perverted ediaat, you have made a handful bunch of comments on this thread yet no one is worth challenging cos of its fictitiousness, calling a woman to a fight,worthless bastard, you obviously sexually frustrated since you are too ugly for anyone of class to hold close to heart, for a man as yourself burdened with so muchhormonal fluntuations

TheUmbra:
For a man as yourself, burdened with so much hormonal fluctuations, I wonder if any male genes from your father survived your epicene embodiment.

I'm persuaded to demand of you; how do you take a woman? How do you command the male aura, enchanting a woman with the contrasting characteristics given to a typical male from birth since you're so symmetrical to a woman? I bet you're a dry, lifeless aromantic dweeb who oozes from lack of adequate testosterone supply!

You have taken your sour relationship with your father out against the world. You're trying to hold the world responsible for your own personal limitations and traumas - typical characteristics of a child deficient in fatherly affection

The excerpts or quotes above are proof that i don't diss you, i just tell it like it is


The emboldened are proof of how you copy me word for word with no shame or self respect.

I know you're the real dropout. An endophenomenal bastard and plagiarist. Your greatest ambition is to be me on nairaland. These are just a few examples.

Good thing your parents terminated your education early. It would have been the greatest gamble on human investment.

#RealTimeDunce

Shroud:
for nasty facgot like edimolu who has turned gay since tramadol wouldn't do the magic for him.

You saw the hunk he's using as DP? Now which male uses another local male s his DP if not Gaylord...sorry zeelord edimolu?

When he's tired peeping through the guest window or searching for words, he'll reappear.

Meanwhile, let me try and get some excerpts from my hammerofthor handle and expose when he came to worship me.

Shroud:
This sexual degenerate couldn't even stay 1 hour and he's back because I left him brusied and hurting all over.

You will need more than tramadol to fix your brken life since it couldn't fix your broken dick

You biological disaster with distorted red blood cells.

Ok, so I'm the page I have grown from 40 to 45 years. Your black suya burnt lips is the gauge for measuring just have porous you have smoked your sanity away.

Ok, I'm 45 and you're 21 but you're needing tramadol to get your dick up. Nigger, you're a limp dog. Quit the age diss it is stale.

You look like broken fool when you say that just as you look when you claim postmann, christey are same as me.

You're desperately holding on to your demented life slipping away form you.

Rejected outcast. Marriinee trashcan! League of monarch disaster.

Tramadol abuser!

Hmmm! That's nasty!

edimolu2:
sequel to this and as i would repeat, your brain reflects that of a minor, did i not call you a public school drop out, where were you when your mates were busying studying biology?

now can you witness what such [b]negligence for [/b]education has caused you? who abuses someone who has an AS genotype? is that a diss, i could as well assume you a sickler and give you a proper justice based on your tiny waist and malnourished look, with that black head that looks like that of a militant!

lezz no jokes, i look more nourished than you by all standards, i could assume you a sickler , but that would mean your words slightly get to me

it only pains me a 40 year old could have this exceptional penchant for being so thoughtless and brainless so he could generate some cheap likes carried out by his several alts!

The thread still exists so how does this pose any attempt at hurt, Mr man,your disses show you apply to much pressure, you would diss with just anything wheather it makes sense or not, you would even diss me for typing with two hands if that were visible for you to see!

dunderhead!

Benighted sociopath! What kinda fvckery is negligence for

You must have smoked your only chance at school away with your charred lips that looked like the añus of a chimpanzee.

Who can help me educate this a-social nuisance that its negligence in/at and never negligence for


You betray your denials and keep trying to explain your woeful genes. You cant even walk away from this thread because your life is being asaulted in crystal clear pixels.

You claim now that you're not a sickle cell-ed idiot but you exhibit all the symptoms of one - weak in physical strength and got beaten by a girl in SS 1; loss of sexual libido due to shortage of blood supply to your sexual organ; below average intellect due to limited oxygen supply to your brain because your red blood cells are lacking adequate oxygen. These are all signs of a sickler and you exhibit them all. Your admitting being a carrier of the sickle cell gene is only a subterfuge in seeking advice on how to manage your miserable existence.


Edimolu, the drug addict and tramadol Don, didn't i tell you madness runs in your family? Little did I know your madness was self-induced. Pathetic crackpot!

Sub-urban dweeb. So after snapping in front of a badly constructed wooden chemist shop, you decided to up the ante by going to a saloon to snap a profile pic. Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

What a pathetic lowlife!!! What a man without self confidence.

JSS 2F Failure!