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edimolu2:
pluuueeeeessss, spare me this boring escapade, is there anything you could tell me about your mama that i don't already know?

keep the story to yourself, no matter how hard you try to sugar coat it, it is what it is!

YOUR MOTHER DIED A WHÔRE

BadBradley:
@ last paragraph, na wah oh

edimolu2:
A.k eh eh! GUNSHOT ( in akon's voice)..gbagaun lord , please bring your blunder ridden gibberish down a notch, not everyone has a militant head like yours!

Am being fûcked by who? perhaps you forget that not everyone gets fûcked like your whôriing mother!

Your mother was the most shameless biitch to have ever lived, she was never satisfied , she always liked it rough even when her pussy walls became lump and swollen from brutal diick manifestation, she still did not give up whôring!D

her death was a relief to your family, she was neither celebrated nor buried, her corpse was left and ignored for the vultures to feast on!

Now you come online to claim your mamma was a rare gem? you must be high on fresh cannabis to think any reasonable mind would believe you! ode

You should be cautious when talking about mothers because you had one from whose stench-trench (pusśy) sprang all the troubles of your life.

Her pušsy served as the village sperm ban where every drunk came and deposited the unspent desire of their lustful cravings.

They had her at every turn; by the village stream, down the foothill leading to the village square, in the market where she deliberately closed late to get a penile snack before coming home to your dad, even in the thick bush where the dry leaves from the trees served as cushion while she takes hard poundings to the rustling of the leaves bearing witness to her whoredom.


Yeah, she was that cheap. A simple roasted yam and palm oil was enough to lure her to a stranger's bed. As her wrapper dangles loose from her waist, revealing two droopy breasts pulling downwards in obedience to the gravitational indictment of her whoredom.


Her pussy was like the famous Benin Ring Road. There was no dick size too big for her, neither did she ever turn down the sexual advances of those who came round her.

That's why she was rape-murdered by your uncle who couldn't bear the shame of her sexual immodesty.

Her pusšy was far from ready. It was as dry as an abandoned pipe as the sheer horror of rape sent shivers down her spine, depleting all her sex hormones.

Your uncle got down to business; excavating her stench-trench like a hoe tilling a hard ground. He bore through her pusśy wall, leaving gut-wrenching bruises in his wake with spurt of semen jetting out of his dick, hitting deep into her womb.

Even at her lying-in-state, his sperm were still alive in her, dissolving slowly into her cadaver, bearing the mark of his conquest.

edimolu2:
lezzGoat aka badbradley aka postmann, God will punish you if you run from this brawl, if you claim busy it shall never be well with you, you called me out, now am ready to deal you so much blows that will land you deader than a cold corpse!

Your recycled hogwash is becoming tiringly-boring, can't you spring up new diss words? is your brain phlegm infested that you would shut type the same thing over and over again like a sozzled-idiot!

i keep imagining how one mind can possess this high level of mind-numbing traits, one who thinks a dot connotes cowardice, you have never been found to be among intellectuals, you lack the brains or the talents!

your disses are so weak, which is why you have refused to take the bait of challenging me on FP, yea i get the fear, sometimes i get scared of me too....stupid wânker

edimolu2:
A.K EH EH GUNSHOT! gbagaun gbagaun weh don sir!

hahahahahahha, yet another futile attempt in massaging a depeleted ego! you go tire!

Mr gbagaun lord, i have no business whatsoever with the time you respond , or how fast, you are the one who whines like a silly biitch and cries foul about one taking too much time to respond to a never-do-well like you!

what i enjoy doing is taking a piss on your credibility!

edimolu2:
will you shut the eff up and stop looking acting more stupid than you already are!

I quoted you on a thread on FP, did you reply, you scampered away like a whipped dog, tail between legs, you are a coward, nothing else

plus, Giving no regard to ineffeminate sûckers like you gives me, imagine a 40 year old jobless dunce staying up all night waiting endlessly to get a mention from me!
ahhhhh, your life don spoil patapata....

Now that i have fed you few mentions , wânk on it

edimolu2:
i have a better one, how about your mother whose sole-existence was to put a smile on depressed drunk's faces each time they engaged in a sex rump with her!

You serve no meaning waltzing the facet of this earth, you should be euthanized at best and your body fed to the vultures for better yields!

BadBradley:
dude's worse than a vagabond.

Edimolu/ zeelord/ zandha/edimolu2 is worse than an indigent bastard. His kind of condition is what Italians call Figlio di putana , a child conceived in a whorehouse by a regular male customer with a new prostitute, abandoned by both and raised by charity.

BadBradley:
Frog-faced editramadol is booking spaces all over the place as if he's securing his lost identity.
Never seen a lad so limited in expression.

edimolu2:
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edimolu2:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i wish i could bring this laugh down a notch, but again, hahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha!

You? lezzGoat, of all dîmwits typing aimlessly on nairaland wants to challenge/correct me in verbal-fitness, son! not even in your wildest and dizziest dreams! It would take the second coming of christ, yet you wouldn't still successfully achieve that!

Olodo! Sundry was wrongly put, do you even know the meaning? And what is the meaning of adult class institution? Are you mad? Do you just combine words without proper thoughts?

BadBradley:
EDIMOLU'S QUACKERY EXPOSED


You murder the boy deader than his mother's rotting coprse!!!

I'm beyond shocked that edimolu will dare obfuscate the English language by calling "pseudo-intellectul-dunce" a compound noun.

A group of words comprising an adjective, a noun and another noun cannot be a compound noun.

He used three words together and joined all together with hyphen (-)

*Pseudo ( adjective in the sense he used it)

* Intellectual (noun)

* Dunce ( noun)

The problem here is that compound nouns are only made of a noun + noun or in rare cases two non-noun words like verb and adverb or adverb + verb

Or noun + verb

Adverb + noun

Adjective + noun

For edimolu to have hyphenated three independent words into a single word and called it a compound noun is the height of intellectual pretence and celebration of ignorance. Little wonder it is said that half education is worse than fullblown illiteracy.

Edimolu/zeelord exemplifies this well-worn aphorism. A child of disaster, inferior in parentage, breeding, education and social skills.



If you're expecting that podgy ape to own up to anything on Nairaland then you don't know him.

Edimolu is possessed and haunted by familial demons.

See the spineless, illiterate bastard saying pseudo-"intellectul-dunce" is a compound noun . When those words consist of an adjective and two nouns all hyphenated together into a mixture of madness and grammatical pratfall.

I henceforth dub edimolu the hyphenated idiot!

chrisley:
Yet he'll laugh it off as though it neva hit him, but we all know it's a facade

We know the real face behind all his pretentious laugh offs.. I gat a pic that depicts his plight

Behind the scenes he is hurtin; gazing at you with imploring eyes begging you to stop, wishin he never got this shit started

But as a guy void of shame.. he'd rather be humiliated than to accept defeat

edimolu2:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i wish i could bring this laugh down a notch, but again, hahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha!

You? lezzGoat, of all dîmwits typing aimlessly on nairaland wants to challenge/correct me in verbal-fitness, son! not even in your wildest and dizziest dreams! It would take the second coming of christ, yet you wouldn't still successfully achieve that!

Olodo! Sundry was wrongly put, do you even know the meaning? And what is the meaning of adult class institution? Are you mad? Do you just combine words without proper thoughts?


It shall never be well with you for embarrassing "whoever birthed you" on this forum with your poor academic performance. You have this keen-penchant for making an outright-fool of yourself, always babbling and bumbling like a sex-starved babboon! So this clôwnish-môron has never heard of compound nouns?, Awuzu bi llahi! MR adult class institution, i guess 'class" is an adjective right? Olodo buruku




I don't expect one whose educational career ended before it even began to understand what contextual-meaning entails! So i get it errandboy, you can wallow in the depth of your stupidity for all i effing care, even God wouldn't save your piteous âss!



Time and again i have schooled you on hyphens and the likes, you have learnt nothing, you are just a vessel filled with foolishness basking in the aura of an unending misfortune, a pathetically-dimwited 40 year old who doesn't know what "rutt" means!poor fella, keep hurting okay? Olodo




Hahahahaha, you are a slovenly-retârded adult, you even had to correct me in the use of hyphens yet again, wetin man eye no go see ooo, aren't you just a confused-loner bearing the same semblance with your whorish mother when she was questioned who your father was!.


Now your emotions have clouded your sense of reasoning thus making you reveal your untamed-ignorance, if you had been patient enough to read that sentence, it would have served its meaning, but like i have always asserted, all you do is see words and "jump to quote" aimlessly like a man void of inner direction and vision!



Will you just shut tha fûck up! See this olodo sombori who has more monikers than sense

Mr lezz aka postmann aka badbradley, i control your psyche dickfâce, i laugh so uncontrollably, accompanied with a fart when i see you confirmimg that with every morônic utterance you project, when you become intellectually-bankrupt is when you switch to verbal eloquence just to save face of not looking stupid! The mumu can't even successfully deliver painful rebuttals

See this principal of nitwits who aimed to correct yet couldn't differentiate between given and giving, am very sure you did a fervent proof-read before you sumitted this gibberish yet that mistake still eluded you, which then begs the question, are you as blind as stupid, or the old age coupled with the cataract bestowed upon yoir eyes is fast taking effect? Which is which?

Like hell, i'll bet your mother's pubic hair is grey and distended, you are really full of shyte and as such should be stuffed back in that old blown-out sweat-sock of a vagina you sprouted from and stop infecting people with your failures as an adult

PS: stop the childish stunts abeg, Time to time please learn to pluck up courage when engaging me and stop hitting the report button to award me a ban! It makes you appear softer than your momma's nipples!

edimolu2:
Lezz goat aka postmann aka badbradley, lets see who torments the other!

Nigga so dumb, i read your quotes and had to reach the conclusion that you are not brilliant, you are a pseudo-intellectual dunce!

One who doesn't know that when one leaves a nairaland thread, your moniker still appears on the viewing-chart for few minutes...

Yet one wonders what iidiot sired this retard!

The greatest âsslicker of all time whose head has spent eons far up 17 year olds âsses he would doubt the existence of fresh air!

Scatterbrained-hypocritic-bastard

Drop your usual stale and recycled jargons as usual, i will honor your piteous soul with a response as soon as i can! olodo

Baboon faced dûllard

edimolu2:
Olodo, keep quoting yourself like a silly idiiot being bestowed with the power of mind-numbing traits!

Are you too lazy to spring up new disses that you had to bring up a stale diss that doesn't even scratch to bore me yet again? Why did you single this quote? Is this the best amongst your gibberish?

MU MU

edimolu2:
Yawns! Boring! Try again, this time make it a lil funny!

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu2:
Your father is dead and long gone wasting away six feets below the earth!

I would have asked to test the authenticity of my schlong on your wife/mother, but i don't do biitches, and for a fact you aint even married, you are just a sick patient addicted to masturbâtion!

edimolu2:
Gbagaun lord Will you keep shut , mumu pezin, see how bad you keep seeking vindication and relevance,!

MR dexterity, go get married and stop blighting this forum with your misfortunes!

Nairaland addict!

edimolu2:
rubbish! intelligence has never been your forte what is with the i thought, i thought and i thought? it makes you appear very desperate for a massive âss whooping and i would oblige you now!

see this monkey that hasn't learned in the ways of jumping that wants to fly? hahahahahaha, dude you have not earned the right to regard anybody jobless or a stalker on this forum knowing fully well you would win a trophy back to back repeatedly for being without a life offline, am obliged to ask of you, asides nairaland epistles what other things drain your energy or consumes your time, cos it is evidently-obvious you live a wretched life!

E pain am, Good for you!

what better cliche explains one with a dead brain best at floating cells required for proper thoughts? Time to time , you should learn to channel this bitterness into reality, probably you would have something worth living for

You have made it so easy to cut through the meat of what is going on in your life with that screenshot, you are a paranoid patient, one suffering from depression and a high level of insecurities, which is why till date you live a non-fulfilled and under achieving life

You serve no purpose being alive, you should be euthanized at best and your body used to replenish the soil for better yields or you should be shot on sight like a rabid dog! worthless piece of shii

you could also do us a favour by drinking a bottle of brandy, get into that dilapidated inherited carton, and drive yourself into a bridge or better still, you could stab yourself in the stomach with a pen-knife and make an aggressive twist, there you go, you have rid this blissful earth off your pathetic existence!

edimolu2:
will you keep your mouth shut, the only thing you surpass any nairalander is the way nonsense sprouts from that addled brain so easily like fart from anus!

edimolu2:
your father must be very mad for birthing you in the first place, how can someone just admire stupidity and tend to wallow in its aura!

edimolu2:
olodo sombori, so i should have called it "lower part of the screenshot abi? your brain must be sawdust-filled! militant headed nitwit!

edimolu2:
in your bid to diss, you revealed how unintelligent you are yet again, yes social media defines me, it is how i have been able to meet up with clients and keep track of reviews , you must be super-dumb to think this is even a diss!

See as the upper part of your screenshot blank, not even a whatsapp message, no wonder you come on seun's forum to form jagaban, you know no one offline, you are a loner, a life-reject, one who has neither the brains nor the talents to excel in places of worth!

edimolu2:
@ bolded, who tha Bleep doesn't know you use two andriod phones, silly thing, baboon faced idiot!

am back now....lets do this! olodo

edimolu2:
will you keep your mouth shut, the only thing you surpass any nairalander is the way nonsense sprouts from that addled brain so easily like fart from anus!

edimolu2:
your father must be very mad for birthing you in the first place, how can someone just admire stupidity and tend to wallow in its aura!

edimolu2:
olodo sombori, so i should have called it "lower part of the screenshot abi? your brain must be sawdust-filled! militant headed nitwit!

edimolu2:
in your bid to diss, you revealed how unintelligent you are yet again, yes social media defines me, it is how i have been able to meet up with clients and keep track of reviews , you must be super-dumb to think this is even a diss!

See as the upper part of your screenshot blank, not even a whatsapp message, no wonder you come on seun's forum to form jagaban, you know no one offline, you are a loner, a life-reject, one who has neither the brains nor the talents to excel in places of worth!


@ bolded, who tha Bleep doesn't know you use two andriod phones, silly thing, baboon faced idiot!

am back now....lets do this! olodo

edimolu2:
postmann aka lezz

at the upper part of your screenshot proves you live an unfulfilled life, no missed calls, no messages, no alerts, no mails, nothing of sort, not even a mere facebook notification, no wonder your battery is fully charged, nothing time-worthy drains it!

See how blank your phone is, the alarm you activated is for the sole purpose of waking up as early as 6.25 to come on nairaland to respond to edimolu's mention, your life is but a reminder of what a man is never to become, the only notification you get is update approval, broke biitch oshi,

GET A LIFE, get married and stop disgracing other 40 year olds....iidiot

edimolu2:
Four thousand words, so you even counted it? Lol e pain am.....aarrrrrggghhh, there he goes again with the same boring tale.....

My life is this , my life is that, come up with something better, you are becoming a tiring bore?

Let me ask, Have you wânked on bum.bae' picture today?.....you sure do have a bounty full of problems waltzing through your life! Yet you have not the tiniest thoughts of reasoning to seek ways to better your life than to stay here viewing as a guest and subtly waiting for my mention! Lazy boneheaded drunk!

A jobless mofo, one who stays glued to nairaland pages like a depraved lunatic, one who is insufficiently intelligent,one who can't doesn't know what multitasking is!

Oh yea, i remember, the sex starved iidiot who ventured on a 9 hour journey for an imaginary bleep, Life has dealt you so many smack downs and uppercuts, we should pity you now, your life is the sole definition of what our present country is lassing through!

Trolling me with my picture is like filling a basket with your whoriish mother's pungent urine, it is a futile attempt, i put the picture there, no one but me, i did it, and yet i still challenged you to a battle of wits, you are the one who is ashamed of what you look like, a baboon butt face loner with a tiny waist!

God never favoured you with anything of worth, you are malnourished and look less attractive by the day, no one is responsible for that but you!

You would wish i stop torturing you right? Lailai, I will be your doom on this forum lezz, you never know wetin you enter!

Demented cow

edimolu2:
blah blah blah, edimagu edimolu, edimalu, oga talk something else jawe, your brain go on indefinite strike?

you show too many signs of pain! 6.25am..Damn i gave you sleepless nights! Good for you!

lezzgoat! you aren't giving this your all, at all at all, i must have dealt you a great number of dirty blows which resulted to me bursting up your hormones you had to show up here as early as 6.25am to give a clap back that is as tiring as your mother's unresolved quest for diicks!

Do you know how ridiculous and clownish you sound? you dimwitted côck-sucking buffallo, should you not be up for work and ready for the day's earnings if you really had anything going on for you offline? you are a shame to anyone having any affiliation with you!.

i won't pity you, i won't even give you the honor to tap out, never, this will go on for as long as need be, Can you imagine the way this harebrained slowpoke keeps hovering around the same diss over and over again, how can i be laughing at something that is meant to hurt me, is that what i have reduced you to? a mind-numbing idiot laced with a slow mentality!

Dough-faced-biitch, you lack the brain capacity to do anything else, your present aggression is a sole reflection of your weakness!


Nothing changes the fact that you are really suffering from paranoia, you have no shame, how can one human being create this level of nuisance on an online forum, you are a fûcked up narrow-minded retard and an alcoholic, which typifies why you look so malnourished, raw ethanol has fast eaten deep through your system thus rendering you short of the necessary vitamins! Ologogoro

Aren't you that anorexic-dunce who has a waist the size of a stainless-cup, with a face as wrinkled as a gorilla's butthole, with a fashion sense fast declining towards the zero mark, who uses a lemon color belt and a cutlass baggy-tie, God that is so so effing gây!

lezz if you would ask me, i think you are a big time biitch, one who's seen through many diicks ,your brains have been blown away by the draught!

Niccur your words reflect who you are, a 40 nairaland sick reject, a sociopath, a bum.bae obsessed addict, a pant sniffer, a profile pics masturbâtor, yea we know all about you diickface , this forum is where you could assume some sort of relevance, so enjoy the ride

oya type again, sorry ehn, it aint my fault you chose misfortune over success, go cry to yo' mamma

edimolu2:
hahahaha, there he goes again, olodo..killing me with bullets of blunder!

firstly, @bolded, it is either "you are being" or "you have been" yet you typed neither, public school drop out oshi!

Secondly, intelligence quotient is abbreviated as IQ and not I.Q, you are a complete-slowpoke, which even begs the question, can IQ be seen? it can only be measured, don't be an iidiot!

Thirdly, torture is the correct spelling and not tuture, who even puts "u" instead of "o" after the first 'T' , Nigga, don't kill yourslef before your time abeg...lol

edimolu2:
lets get started

without mincing words, In all my days on this forum, never, i mean never have i come across someone as bone-headed, brain dead and harebrained as you!

How can just one single human brain contain this magnitude of foolishness now?

I have flawlessly and completely kept you out of strategy, you have become very unintelligent! You mean i would hide behind an alt? Me edimolu aka zeelord!

Lezz small time now you go say i dey yab yhu say you no get sense, you mean i would go through the stress of creating an alt just to type "well said", lol...EM U EM U, na him u be, a pseudo-intellectual dunce

Unlike you , i don't create alts like a jobless coward, every alt bears my trademark which to my knowledge doesn't exceed 2(edimolu and edimolu2 "with the zeelord on a deactivation after i got a ban till 2027", a year i suppose you would never witness). oponu

sweetheart, you should know i would never create an alt to put effeminate sûckers like you in your place? Never! That's laughable , you flatter yourself way too much, You are never worth the troubles..

So obviously you knew i was on a ban? Perhaps you initiated the ban, cos you failed to mention why i chose to reply you today!

Now notice something, did you see the way i reasoned and construed my words, it connotes intelligence, that is how great minds think, endeavour to follow such path and stop making a mockery of your education on se.un's forum!

pS: THIS WAS THE QUOTE I INITIALLY DOTTED TO REVEAL YOUR VERBAL WEAKNESS!2 NOW THAT I HAVE QUOTED IT..KILL YASELF Ode

edimolu2:
Yaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnns! When did you become a motivational speaker? You are boring to the core! I stopped at the first paragraph and assumed the rest as thrash! Forgive me, i can't read what a half-baked brain projects!

edimolu2:
You are a scatterbrained iidiot, Don't be a chicken, you are not giving this all your best!

edimolu2:
There can not be any doubt in the fact that your exiatence is but a guile, a reminder of what a man is never to become , you seem weak now, seeming fustrated and agitated, i like it, it reflects being under immense pressure which validates why you would choose to bore me with some lame motivating-words! This is a brawl dude, go cry to your mamma if you are pained, i do not care

edimolu2:
I knew you would run tail between legs after schooling you "YET AGAIN" , bros, you should embrace the idea of going back to school to seek qualitative education, cos being absent in times-past has influenced why you make the most obvious mistakes and yet argue like a paralytic-dunce, at the very least enroll yourself, it might expunge illeteracy from your progeny and other abnormal vices capable of further truncating your already brittled and stunted destiny

Imagine this nonsensical piece of filth, this unintelligent-bastard basking in the aura and tendencies of moronic utterances having the balls to school me on being jobful....that is as laughable as it gets, every of your attitude reflects your mother's pitiful and pathetic sexual-experience, your mother's affirmed willingness to satisfy those drunks on usual basis is appalling, no wonder her guinea-worm infested cûnt aged faster than her face!

I am extremely confident that you are a failure, ome must be very poor to lay pride to a 2000 naira power bank, smh, you have nothing going for you in reality which is why a 40 year old man like you replies me as early as this when your mates are on their way to work trying to evade lagos-traffic! No doubt, your mother's imperative need for subsequent côcks was among the various reasons that typifies why you are deficient of brain-power, such intellectual-paralysis you beget!

You write like a teen, even reflect pain like one , Your clapbacks are similar to that of a child, You can't even deliver painful rebuttals, you should call on the medics now, if this were a physical brawl, your face would have been badly damaged!!!

Idiot!

edimolu2:
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