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joseph500:
Hi Nlanders,

This is strictly for those that are married and thus engage in adventurous sexual act with their wife. Please if you are'nt or dont have experience, kindly dont post here.

I have been noticing my woman for quite some months now, I just decided to let the cat off the bag. She has been having anal sex before I met her, and we did continue also when we met because I also have been engaged in the same act before we met. Sometimes, if by chance we havent had it anal in a week or less, when i try to enter her, she'll be saying, no its painful which aint true, i have lived with her for 5 years, most times she dont even need lube for me to gain entrance due to her anal experience. But I just always try to do my thang, she prefers anal to vaginal sex because thats where she gets her serious and strong orgasm from. Whenever she does that her no, am not in the mood, its painful thing, she constricts her muscle to make the anal entrance tight presumably that i dont feel the looseness. And at the end of the day when i get in, i just feel the looseness and it fills me with so much worry and doubt if she's having such sacred sexual intercourse with another man after paying her pride price. It will be hella degrading if this is true. Guys, whenever we have it mutually, its always very tight and untouched, but whenever she does that am nt in the mood, its painful thing, its just to find out that the asshole is just another freeway @ dat moment. The same thing happened yesternight, this time I said everything just feels different, and I risked asking her if she was cheating on me, in which normally she responded No, I went back to bed, she came back from the bathroom hugging and petting me that she's sorry, that shes not just in the mood for sex, she probably didnt know wat am complaining about by saying everything feels different, I didnt want to say it all.

Could she be cheating? How can I get to catch her because I have a strong feeling she is. Please no advise of tracking her phone or all those silly ways of catching a cheater. Mature advise plz, cant stand living with a cheating woman, I have been here for 5 years as a faithful man, you can imagine sey person find out sey them dey bang ur wife for yansh outside. My lawd, I wont conclude just yet.

Graxie:
To think your lots are quick to judge homosexuals, but you and your wife are doing same Is a pity. You are telling Nairaland to help you tell if her anus is being shared. Oga, tell your sin partner your observations. Let her know how you feel. Outsiders can't.

jakandeola:
I feel sad wen I see DAT husband kill wife or wife kill husband in marrage domestic voilent is bad and make marrage brake up but sometimes is neccessary to beat ur woman cos it dosnt mean u dont love her it mean u do but is only to train her. Women act like babies and dey need strong hand and force so dey do wat will let ur relationship grow I Neva said to beat to injured her but just a diciplines for her to become a true woman
1. Is a love beat. Did u knows most women hate a weak man but liek a strong man who can attack her and teach her wats right. Dey first get mad at u but dey later forgive u before DAT u as a guy must play ur part buy her gift to say sorry and enjoy her in rooms

2. It make relationship stronger did u know u become a stronger person wen u face pains u understanding each other beta. My nebo both old married for 42yrs I rember wen am growing up dey fight a lot did u know if u see dem now dey act as 16years in love even when then he beat her a lot they have learn a lot and now love each other. D storm is over. D woman said her husband has not beat her for 20yrs cos d bad things she stop doing and d man stop being voilent
3 I was dating a girl ibo girl for 2years sweet and beautiful but I hate 2tins about her her dressing and DAT when am around she speak her language. I warn her twice she Neva listen d last time I dicipline her. Did u know she got mad at me we Neva talk for 2 weeks until I beg her took her to eatry and shopping. After she promise neva to do DAT for 2year I Neva beat her
In love dere will always be fight but I feel sad wen Apple divorce cos they are coward DAT refuse to use their brain and fight for their love. If I dont give u money it dont mean I dont love u if I dont sex u it dont mean I dont love u u can dicipline Jr woman so she act right and u enjoyed her

Saintsammurai:
Boss man postmann

Saintsammurai:
Since when nairaland was created, there have been numerous threads on pre wedding photos of nairalanders and the sad reality is that we have never seen pre wedding photos of female romancelanders..
The wedding threads in romance land are mainly nairalanders from other sessions..

Now is it a romance land curse or the ladies are not just worth it]

These same female romancelanders are always the ones to shout feminism all over nairaland, they call guys broke and yet guys that are ready for marriage look at other sessions and forget about female romancelanders..

The only time, guys send female romancelanders PMS is if they want one night stands..

Are the ladies in romanceland only good for sex and not marriage?

After all their guys and broke mentality, they are still single..

The sad reality is that 50% of female romancelanders are single and lonely offline, while the rest 50% in relationship are actually used and they won't get married because their partners will dump them..

postmann:
Miscarriage on the part of a woman may not be intentional but it questions her ability to carry out her female biological functions. Same as a man with a low sperm count.

namedonfinish:
I am finding it hard to comprehend you.
How is it a woman's fault that she miscarried her child? Do you know the emotional trauma she goes through when a miscarriage takes place?
Please let's all try to reason before we talk, type or act.
Peace

pocohantas:
Oya continue na.
Last last, na you go tire

pocohantas:
Is that all?

pocohantas:
Oga, go back and read his post well. I don't have strength to talk too much these days.

He said "I have done my job..."
Emphasis on I, I was referring to him in particular and that question was meant to be a rhetorical one. What job did he do that will make him think in such manner? Comparing low sperm count to inability to produce eggs makes more sense.

Nothing bias about my narrative, it is what it is.
Till men start carrying babies, it remains what it is.

pocohantas:
A woman takes in...She deals with her fluctuating hormones.
She suffers from nausea. Her chest hurts (i.e) heartburn
in and leg pain. Pees every second.
She is also worried about the baby: would he/she come out healthy?
She still has to care for the home and you the big baby.

Then after all this, she is unfortunate enough to miscarry. I heard some have to be induced to push out the dead baby.

Which other proof do you want that she is ready to be a mom?
Or you think a sane woman goes about hoping to miscarry?

You're talking about the work you did?Which work? Thrusting and ejaculating? You better stop taking those drugs

BadBradley:
The guy is obsessed with the figure 40 , maybe that's the score of his IQ considering he was in jss 2F and doesnt till this day know how to place hyphen in his sentence or know what Atlantis means.

I'm perplexed you will be talking about Jobs when yours can't even buy you a decent phone or even make dispose of your mother's corpse in anything better than a termite-raged unpolished coffin.

You still use a dual SIM subpar Chinese phones that heats up when summoned to take screenshots.

You still wear a 200 Naira Hausa T-shirt made of bedsheet material.

You send random PM's but never agree to meet any girl in person. self-service-lord.

You're an impotent drug addict with no future.

BadBradley:
You're late on your typo game like your father's sp£rm spent weeks trying to arrive at your mother's ovum after being delayed by a thick host of bacteria and staphylococcus.

We all know you need a mention from lezz as your life's consolation prize.

The sad thing is that I rejected you once and twice because I could sense your real life is as desperate as your PM-sending frenzy.

If your mother could allow your father with sickle cell DNA fúck her, then You're the consequence of a wayward crack nympho who humps anything alive or recently dead but still warm.

BadBradley:
" father should have wanked you off on the floor" this line is so old it is as stale as Brazil's 1970 world cup. Every diss lord-wanna-be have been using it on this forum since 2013.

Did you just say mother the greatest LovePeddler? Your brain is pushing it's limits. That is as common like your mother's cheap panties.

Take this short but nicely constructed one:
Your mother would still be the Giuliani Buffon of prostitutes, standing in the village gates catching random dicks under thr rain if your dumb father didn't plant an ape like you in her womb.

Oya as Nairaland's foremost Plagiarist you're free to use it n your opponents. I grant you permission.

No more response to you offshoot of drunken rape.

BadBradley:
Need to put a drum beat on this/ when that nigga left his lips/ un-bleached looking like razor-shaved pussy lips/
His life's as boring like Abram and Sarah/ before the angel's visitation/ a new religion is born as he worships my mention/ with a devout hallelujah/

Dude can't venture out in the open/ when he knows he's as hideous as a bad token/ daddy long gone/ mommy's on a regular John/ from Edimolished to annihilation the fool's life is as empty as a Judah's rejected purse/ we can call it euthanasia/ when we send this putrid human puss/ for cremation in Asia/

A junkie who sold his soul for a little piece of Nairaland notoriety/ and none in his bloodlines died in sobriety/ the last heir to the throne of failures/ armed with a China phone as cheap as his momma's coffin/ looking to win a war on Nairaland when none is lookin'/

chrisley:
You know I can't take credit for that.. you and lezz already did the decapitation I only came to cremate his cadaver to burn it into ashes

The hoodwink went on to deceive peeps that am a rapper.. Heck! when did I ever say I do music? Does love for hiphop make one an MC?..
Tramadol is a hell of a drug.. it has dented his psyche

Maybe his mangled brain is so clogged to comprehend that am no MC.. he will spew any thrash just to have a say.. He sure needs a deliverance from this yoke of confusion hovering over his life

He's a sickler, a pauper, a junkie, a spliff puffer, a tramadol dependant, I hit him with facts yet he couldn't even type any intelligent response to save the sorry state of his pitiable existence

Punch him with factual disses and all he'll do is drag your parents in the mix with some silly parental diatribes and incessant tantrums.. or he'll go on to point out typos or some educational conundrum

I give facts not speculation.. He's a dunce and rigid in mental stagnation.. I spit on his empty skull




Much respect Postmann- the fool has surfaced again pls ignore him

GabrielYulaw:
Nice rhymes. I'm impressed

chrisley:
I gave you no mention.. then how the f*ck did you crawl into this thread? Nigga stop acting all gumshoe on me.. why you still snoopin my posts?

Postmann and lezz murdered and buried your ass last week.. I must have struck your dead nerves that's why you have me in your purview lately.. but I'm way above your league.. you'd be doin yourself a disservice minding me.. toy with me and I'l ride you to your mental hades

Without wanting to denigrate you.. you're a dunce and a clown all fused into one for hinting that a nairaland yearly gig is for chitchats.. you're to broke to attend and you have no friends to mingle with that's why its a sour grape to you.. if you must reason be reasonable and stop talking thrash

You said I cc peeps who give no f*ck about my existence.. but sadly for you when they saw my mentions they liked and acknowledged it and even promised to join the party if they'd be chanced.. you now see your lunacy is a resident one?

When did i ever said we were friends offline? You whip up claims without proof to back them.. you need to have your brain revamped

You have nothing on me son.. your words don't inflict pain cos its either some imaginary hogwash or some parental disses.. and am not cut out for that

Will engage you no more cos all I see is immaturity and ignorance in your standpoint.. your sanity is on a hopeless decline

Just like postmann and lezz/badbradley are done and over with you.. Am so done with you also.. wont reply any thrash you say afterwards so dont stretch it

But if you can't stop haunting and stalking me.. you're a fan


Witless cyber nuisance

biacan:
Look after the house encourage you emotionally and spiritually...... give you advise on how to invest the next money

Hintona:
skin colour is not related to beauty it is the texture of the skin skin colour is not related to beauty it is the texture of the skin

DrinkLimca:
Boss man,,, i greet you.

DrinkLimca:
So getting pregnant is now news?
Don't she has a man in her life?

Well if she is single, she can contact airforce1 to get her pregnant..
They have one thing in common,, they both have a failed career..

Hintona:
they choose the Caucasian Becos of skin color not beauty

edimolu:
postmann aka postgoat, infact i get ur time today, make i go wear uniform

BakaYoko999:
Lala247 and marinee, You ladies are wicked

BakaYoko999:
I, edi-retaŕd, the JSS 2F dullard I'm the Biggest fool. I can see the curses are running it's full course in my life.
I have noticed I am losing my sanity, I now bark and can't contain myself anymore. An evil part of me is now being made manifest in a monumental proportion. An evil part i tried to subdue is coming back strong with a vengeance. I can't help it. Even my drug addiction is getting worse. I'm not too worried though, it's only madness and it runs in my family. I will run mad for a few years then get run over by a truck. I've been longing to join my mom ever since marrinee dumped me. The blood from my brain with spash all over the tared road to remind her of her cruelty towards me. When I get to hell, I will report her to my mother.

You all should wish me Rest in Peace
Sealed by the blood of the lamb

BadBradley:
postmann, I swear you be clown.


I know say as the fork lift am knack ground, him eyes go dey roll in fright and shame, thinking aahhh, kilo de, na me be this?

E be like say them plant one kind bio-chip for that boy body when dey make embarrassment dey locate am with the speed of 5G network

edimolu3:
Leave am like that, e no enter

olodo that cannot differentiate a polo from a v-neck tShirt, ode, this shows you aint gat reasonable wears, broke biitch oshi

how about you give her a mention to ask her now, stupid-dunce, since you have always been dumb enough to mention her in every page forgetting how frustrating it could be spamming her mentions, what a brainless faggôt you are

yapping marrrinnnne like some sex-starved demented baboon, yet you got rejected and denied by her, she couldn't even grace your piteous âss with a quote, what a pathetic miserable piece of filth you are

confused bastard, person know even know who curse you, as if being a failure is not enough for you

BadBradley:
as for me, I have sworn never to banter with a plagiarist.

That's disrespectful to order and hierarchy. A Nairaland thief and Plagiarists is the equivalent of a petty thief who robs a small provision shop.

I only have pity.

BadBradley:
You forgot the screenshots? Not just the pictures. He came with boring, trite jokes just like his disses and the girl said she wasn't impressed.

And the cyber zombie bolted to go look for more generic jokes to present.

It must be soooo lonely when he drops his phone and log out of Nairaland

BadBradley:
you know say the schmuck has inherently distorted chromosomes so he needs to plagiarise people he admires then go on to fight with them because he needs the attention tramadol and cocaine failed to reproduce.

Flog him as you will a child. There's no greater honour given to men than for another man to plagiarise your own work.

You're a king, believe me.

In 20 ,30 years to come, the greatest legacy that depressed druggie will show his son is his banter with lord postmann who he took the pain to steal his words lime by line.

He's saving every page of this as a memorabilia for his next generation.