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firstEVA:
hahaha

Wooah! That's my white flame! The rays on my armour that blind my adversaries.
What do I offer your grace?

Shall be proceed up the tree, high above the noises of some lovelorn, angry women?

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firstEVA:
I was here past 8pm and no trace of postmann

I'm sorry, my lady. Forgive my impulse to reply a lesbian who who thing I'm some cheap game.

What's my darling doing?

You have no moral right to be on my thread. It's for heterosexuals. You're here on a free ticket.
By no means have you earned the right to make any inputs.
Your literal comprehension was found wanting by your earliest submission. That alone puts you up as a handicap in need of intellectual aid/support. You're not literate enough to comprehend my lexical dexterity.

Then again, you are a divergent being, who has been carried off by an evil wind to a land of identity disorder.

For pride's sake, Postman can never be seen or heard arguing over societal issues with you; A societal virulent disease is best left sequestered.

Now since you can't meet my conditions, take the humble walk down the part where the moral degenerates go. You're boring!!!

lesbiangirl:
Ooh honey no need to deviate or hide under d curtain of "you ain't worthy of my reply" or "ur two unnecessary condition" you know deep down within you that am right...why else will you put up a defensive front and talk abt my monicker all day long. It's NL dummy ppl pick catchy usernames so either talk or not mention me again or u know better still wallow in your hallucinatory pool and mental retardation.

All these vocabs and you still aint smart tsk! tsk! tsk! such a pity

Will I find you here by a little past 8pm, dear firstEVA?


I'll check on you later if I'll find you.

firstEVA:
you reject both? Not even one is good enough

It's not a matter of what's good enough. I propose something even better. Something as graceful and dignified as your beautiful personality.

firstEVA:
not really, but when it involves my personal people, I love to watch

Heheheheh
You did a little more than watching the last time.

firstEVA:
it is sad I didn't get to read everything, I only saw a bit, then I went to bed hoping to read it up when I awake, but I was late, all gone. Leslie informed me that it was a blood bath, massacre!! I doff my heart

You really like e-duels.

Very true, both it applies to men who are tyrants. Men who are not good managers and advicers.
Men who treated their children as a burden only their mothers should bear.

But men who know how to be hard, yet gentle and take all the time they get to be closer to their children and treat their wives as the queens they are will experience a lasting bond with their grown up children.

Even at old age the children will flock in to seek business, family, and all sorts of advice from their unrivalled reservoir of wisdom and knowledge.

Only a foolish child toys with his father even in old age.
A word of curse or blessing from him sticks like glue.
Till he goes to the grave, he's the head.

firstEVA:
One talent I don't have is the ability to script something creative, mostly poetry, if I had such gift I would have written something in response to yours.

But I have some other talents, I can dance for you, I am also good at body massage, which would you prefer I offer in show of appreciation?

Ok, clever cutie you didn't mention me on this post on purpose! But what if I decided to ignore it? We'd both know that I saw it and deliberately ignore it. And it'll die like a promising mango fruit eaten before ripening by a bird....oooouch! That would be very disappointing.
Both offers are tempting and irresistible, but I'll prefere we go on a quiet lunch date. I miss talking about your eyes.

firstEVA:
you took out time to pen this for me? awwwww

Hahaha! Like you don't deserve it.
Just before the night of my incarceration
You were the heat behind my furnace, as those two black birds were chared by an unlikely source.

Your manner of approach says a lot about you. You're very reasonable and gentlemanly even when you hold a contrary view.

Actually, few women far less than 50% cheat out of sexual thrills. I'm not talking about prostitutes. I'm talking about the average woman. A vast majority of the average woman needs an emotional reason to cheat.

Hehehehe! Condom indeed! You should have done a simple rerearch on labs and know how many are infected daily by STDs. Even when an affair starts with condom, over time, condoms are set aside. And condoms do burst, and in such case the woman gets the leaking fluid in if the guy happens to expel at that point.

Averting the wrath of the CREATOR, yes but I deliberately left out scriptural reference from this post.
Letting women know that they have more to lose even on the physical, psychological and health angles are other reasons why the humble ones will think again.

GodnGold:
Postman,I like your write up...well done!
But pardon me brother if I say you are generalising in these points;

50%of women who cheat are not looking to fill any emotional void,I say this because I handle such issues,so I have first hand information not based on here say.

Again,if you mention the issue of STDS,would it please you brother to know that "condom" is a noun?...It exists.

Brother correct me if am wrong but the only reason why a woman should not cheat is to avert the wrath of her creator.

If you ask me a 21st century woman,I won't say "what is good for the geese...
I would rather say..."Much ado about nothing"

If you preach from today till tomorrow about infidelity on these points,brother you will get 1 out of 10 grades because it is a cycle.

The only reason is Morality,women should have high moral values like in the days of old.

There are women who can damn all these and still do the deed.

All the same,correct me if am wrong.

lesbiangirl:
Please reply o...forget my monicker darl! Truth is an extremely bitter pill! Kindly choke on it

I'll give you two conditions for my reply: get another handle or send down any of your hen-lovers with a decent handle for my reply.

Truth, as you know it, is an hallucinatory pool where fools get drawn in their mental retardation.

I knew my thread was a bait to your likes.
And I perceive you're a feminist.

There are endless replies to your quotes and assertions.

But then again, a look at your handle (lesbiangirl)
makes you unworthy of my reply.

lesbiangirl:
Don't know why this is related to the topic but okay



So the emancipation of a woman is ungodly abi...until they are counted as property the way the old testament used to do before everything can be alright with the world abi issorai



Uhmmm Why all this grammar ehn? Cudnt get the gist of this paragraph...hian! O ga o sofry on d ingrish biko!



U want to divulge into why a woman's cheating is worse off but yua tryna play safe by saying cheating is bad when you've automatically put dt men's cheating is better in the first line...okay!i just dey look u



Cheating has never and will never be gender sensitive. Coz d guys don't sleep with demselves neither do the ladies sleep with demselves unless dey r gay dou. Both genders have everything to lose. The woman may lose her home (not every cheating woman is chased out!mind u) and self respect while also being a failure to her children..the man might think he has nothing to lose when infact he has been losing since d onset of his randy ways; he'll lose d respect of his wife, d respect of children(just coz ur kids fear u doesn't mean dey respect u), he might not go far in his life unless he wants to cut corners (time and money spent on bettering his career or business is being wasted on women and his other illicit affairs-same goes for the woman)



And yet tonto dikeh,kim Kardashian, dabota, Caroline danjuma, Ini edo, and co. All got married...while some got divorced for reasons best known to dem but we can all admit dey weren't virgins but they got married. Any man dt is thinking abt a woman's body count is either a big tym hypocrite or a virgin or has mental problem. Coz it's really absurd dt u can have sex with numerous person before getting hitched but ur wifey can't have dsame. Please who made "men" d owner of "sex"



Single mothers also get married...u shud go out and interract more op!



Hehehehehehehe...unless it's in d village. Who still cares abt wht ur parents did with their private parts in d past. If kids frm broken homes can get married trust me dose daughters have no problem...op e b like say cupid never shoot hin arrow for ur yansh coz if he did...u won't be searching for a million reasons not to be with ur lady love but a billion reasons to stay with her.




That's where you are wrong again! Men get emotionally involved too. Everything boils down to why one is cheating. If you're looking to fill an emotional void. U will most definitely get involved with with ur side boo so abeg leave matter. There are women who don't get attached and dem no send d guy. E b like u never jam dem Jebel-likes!




Hehehehehe... i laugh! All dese STds mentioned guys also get it and while u say some Stds might affect a woman's fertility wht abt dose "abokoku" women dt stay with their randy-ass horseband in d hope dt he'll change his lifestyle once he sees dem fasting and praying and tryna break walls with their desperation filled prayers ehn mister...these men infect dem and dey might not be able to have more children, or wht abt women who remained virgins before being a Mrs and dey r still infertile ehn...



Abeg op kindly take several seats...all ur reasons r baseless and dey don't in any way justify dt a woman's cheating is worse. Don't be myopic! Don't cheat and expect a woman to be faithful to you. Don't give someone else food u can't even stomach yourself!

Cheating is a million shades of WRONG! It not only hinders one's potential greatness or progress, it also cuts one's life's span short. For a few minutes of pleasure you'll break ur home and ur children's heart. Noone has special vagina or dick, y'all are eventually gonna cum at d end of it all...then all to what purpose?ehn So u can brag abt how yua a man and u can't be tied to a woman for life or how yua a woman and u want to be equal with these low-iq dudes? I don't just quite get it?? Why can't u brag abt careers,business milestones,how u can change d world or ur country? Something tangible and substantial oda dan sex.

Women! why strife to be equal when you can be BETTER!

MY FAVOURITE ONE:

In your radiance your light
Sweeps through the plain
The shadows dance in fright
In a crazy giggly spin
As they melt away
Like ice on a sunny day.

There you stood in your regalia of loyalty
Looking over me like a sentry over a city
A fearless warrior
FirstEva my companion of valour
The Sun I ever knew
Few exist women like you

You defied the rain
In your endless stream of ray
Drenched in fatigue and pain
You never called it a day
FirstEva my companion of valour
Your loyalty, a soldier's armour

And the ground caved
The burrow's endless deep
The shackles of incarceration unyeild
And I surrender to her grip

There your light was devoured
In the blackness of cruelty
Your beams were beaten to a flurry
I heard you roared
The darkness echoed your hue
And I realised I miss you.

firstEVA:


Sleep tight dear.

That was an 11:56pm comeback from you. And I didn't get to hear you come through the door.
You probably decided to be noiseless as you slipped in that msg.
good morning!

Church?

***modified
I remember I wrote something about you on the 4th day of my incarceration.
There was no way to send it earlier.

Hey, you're probably off to bed. My reply was a little late.
The sleep call is getting more and more irresistible, and yet e-hanging out with you is gravitational. Caught up in a quagmire! What do I do?
Maybe, I'll close my eyes and keep my ears open. I'll definitely hear you when you come through the door.
In a sleep-dazed look, I'll smile at you and ask "where have you been, dear favourite one?"

Goodnight! @ firstEVA, We definitely chat up tomorrow.

firstEVA:
what's your chief interest?

..."there is a special one for most people".

firstEVA:
exactly, for example loving someone else's husband or boyfriend or fiancee

Well its part of it. But where my chief interest was heading is quite strange and controversial.
I believe sometimes, there is a special one for most people. not for all people probably.

firstEVA:
I want the nitty gritty.

I consider you very wise and intelligent, that's why I need your view.

hehehehe! sincerely, I am being overrated by you.

But I know human love is conditional and most times it is selfish and self seeking.
We can have different understanding of love.

The truth is, without having GOD's love in us, we cant even love our significant other like we should.

Love is tried in the furnace of fire (patience). Understanding and self sacrifice are its cornerstones.

And what if we love the wrong person?

firstEVA:
let's do it the way you want it.

My view is love is all that matters in a relationship.

You're spot on! At least from the little I know. Love is truly all that matters, but then when we break love down to its true definition, then we get the true meaning. It's not just that simple.

firstEVA:
let's do it the way you want it.

My view is love is all that matters in a relationship.

You're spit on! At least from the little I know. Love it's truly all that matters, but then when we break love down to its true definition, then we get the true meaning. It's not just that simple.

firstEVA:
you are right, you didn't forget, that's so cool

I wasn't so sure but I knew it has s title like that.

You want it as a new thread or what we can discuss on this thread?

firstEVA:
It's ok dear.


I am still interested in your opinion on the subject I want you to create a thread on.

"If love is enough" or something like that. I can't be so sure again.
Remind me please!

[quote author=firstEVA post=43310661][/quote]Hehehehe! I'm sorry about that! But the truth always have a way of escape, and when it does, I can't be held accountable. I just told you that you're one priceless darling. That's the truth. As for the blushing...Hehehehe, maybe it wasnt intended.

A school teacher loses his fear factor before a young class of teenagers, a council of elders in a remote countryside is being sacked by a discontented band of unruly youth.

A young daughter defiles her mother's domestic orders, and a young son slams the door shut as he disappears into the night in a clenched fist, holding desperately to a wrapped pack of marijuana.

Welcome to the age of rebellion and cultural decay, where taboos and moral values are being buried alive by the monstrous wave of ungodly freedom --a new religion with many devout followers --perverting the inhibitions and moral code that once held the human society to sound discipline.

The 21st century woman -- of whom this article is centred on -- isn't left out in this destructive tide, sweeping all of humanity to a hopeless uncertainty.
Drunk in her ungodly freedom and cheered on and applauded by a global audience. "What is good for the goose is good for the gander ", she retorted in a daring arrogance. It's a man's world just as much as it is hers!

Or, is it?
Is she built that tough? Does nature, nurture, or the unknown phenomenal disposition of cosmic ordination equipped her to ride in the bravery and foolishness of men with minimum casualties as with her male counterparts?
Or does she get carried off in a wave of her head-strong recalcitrancy and hard-crash on a merciless pebbled shore, greeted by the sad reality of life?

Let's see why a woman is worse off than a man in infidelity and sexual rascality.
But first, let me point out; cheating is cheating irrespective of gender. It's an act of cowardice, betrayal and disloyalty. It is pure wickedness. A cheat is not worthy of trust and commitment.
And this is certainly not a call or support for male sexual rascality or promiscuity. Real men don't cheat!

But then, there are consequential repercussions to cheating, and it is gender sensitive. Call it a world of hypocrisy or double-standardness , but women have a lot to lose than their male counterparts when it comes to infidelity and sexual rascality.

REASONS ARE:

MEN'S PERCEPTION : When it comes to which woman makes it to the altar, men can be picky! They consider many qualities and a lady's sexual history is of a paramount interest. Like a car, he's interested in the body and engine. How long it's been driven and by how many drivers is a serious part of the bargain.
Her chastity is one of his biggest bragging right! Simply put: he wants someone with a decent sexual past.
Once married, if his wife should engage In an adulterous affair, he most likely will consider her as damaged goods.


SOCIETAL STANDARD : The fruits of sexual rascality or promiscuity can manifest in the shame of an unwanted pregnancy. Men don't get to carry that shame.
For some women an unwanted pregnancy could mean an end/suspension in education or carrier. Or worse, abortion murder.
Single unmarried baby mamas are seen as second grade most times by the society. And a woman viewed by society as promiscuous has a hard time getting married.

If she's married and caught, or even rumoured to have committed adultery, the stamp of shame is forever!
Her daughters may have a lifetime struggle, trying to prove that the apple sometimes falls far from the tree.


EMOTIONAL INVOLVEMENT : This is where the male-female divide gets even wider. A man's primary motive for sexual unfaithfulness is sex! He most times leaves his emotions behind. Like a ruthless Kalahari lion, he takes his victim down with no mercy. Until he hits goal, his conscience is numb! He walks away when he's done.

But for women who cheat, they involve their emotions in their affairs. Unlike her male counterpart, she's just not looking for sex, she's looking to fill an emotional void.
She's dangerous!!! And self-destructive! She misjudges her male lover, thinking they are on the same page. She can do almost anything for him. Putting him above her children and miserable husband. She can murder, hypnotise or wreck her husband for her loverboy's sake.

But alas! He is just probably in for the sexual thrills. His emotions are somewhere else. Perhaps with a younger, unmarried girl.
The adulteress will be burnt badly as she slowly comes to terms with reality.


SEXUAL DISEASES (STDs):

Sex for women is like an interavanious injection. It goes straight to the blood stream.
A squirt of hot fluid (_semen) jetting its way into her very core!
Bacteria and viral infections can penetrate the thin lining of the vagina more easily than a penis. This puts her at a higher risk than her lover boy.
For women, common STDs like chlamydia and gonorrhoea have disappearing symptoms or no symptoms. Genital lesions caused by herps or syphilis can occur inside the vagina and go unnoticed. While the infections remain inside causing havoc and destroying reproductive organs.

While men are unlikely to have to experience long-term complication from STDs, hidden infections in women can cause serious health complications and infertility.
Women can also infect their babies with STDs during pregnancy and child birth which can result in stillbirth, blindness, deafness, brain damage and low birth weight.

And what about the the mother of all and most common STD, the cervical cancer? Men are natural, silent carrier of this human papilloma virus (HPV) which is the leading cause of cervical cancer in women.

So just before that ignoble rhetoric of "what's good for the goose is also good for the gander" brohaha, as a woman, you may want to consider the pitfalls.

firstEVA:
Hahahaha
You were very comfortable dishing it out, from what I saw, that was just a little from what you are truly capable of


Yea, I havn't been very active, I just come around to read news and leave. Your absence made it a bit boring for me here

I thought you would create another account.

Hehehehe! Maybe I was. But i'm not still sure. I had an all night that very day. And those dark agents where sent to derail me. The unrestrained me is very much capable of more.

Lez, gave me the idea of creating another account, but I just didn't buy it.

Saying my absence made it a little boring for you makes you one candid, priceless darling!

firstEVA:
It's ok to do it every once in a while, some people need to be put in their places.
It was pure xtacy


Welcome back dear

I can understand that. Maybe once in a while, just maybe. But even then it wouldn't have been planned or premeditated.

But they did ask for it. Part of me was very cool with it, but the other part wasn't so sure.



You've been a little less active this past week.

Let's take it one after the other.

#1) confidence is a personality trait. It has very little to do with height, colour, etc. Most short people I have met are very outspoken.

#2) Spot on. Just about anything can fit with a tall person.

#3) False again. This has nothing to do with height. Rather, I notice short people are very vocal in public.

#4) Most tall men, I mean TALL men prefere short women. I like it when a women raises up her gaze to look me in the eye as i look back toweringly to meet her gaze in a masculine affection. I also like it when I lower my neck a little as we kiss, and i pull her gently ever closer with a hand tightly around her waist. She's so portable, like you rightly pointed out

Oh, I forgot, she's very easy to carry around, from sofa, to kitchen, to bedroom to the dinning

#5)
That too is height independent. But most tall men like a petit woman. One he can easily wraps himself around.
And she gets really cuddled up in a complete warm embrace as she gets all loved up by his hulky frame. She feels everything!

#6)
You must be really joking!

#7) I'll give you that. But pls remember the average woman is about 5 feet tall. So you still gonna need him getting things pulled down.

#8. You are right on that!

#9. Hehehehehe! I know too many tall jazebels!


#10 That's a misconceived arrogance you need to purge yourself of.

Jadekitana:
I just saw a thread with mostly short girls trying to give themselves hope! Well it's allowed, but take heart, tall girls rule anytime any day, anywhere. But we know how y'all feel so i'm just gonna be soft here guys don't get deceived here are some advantages of dating tall girls

1) Tall ladies exude confidence: have u ever been to a dinner or evening party,wedding or occasions and a tall elegant lady walks in? It's like magic. All attention is fixed on her, especially the type who cat walks like me! Men we no send anybody. You see ushers rushing to look for a comfortable position for us to sit,now that's priceless unlike the short babes who hardly get noticed even with the 11inches heels.

2) Every dress fits them: from gowns, to jumpsuits to jeans to leggings, every single thing fits. Imagine a tall lady with Sharon stones kinda hot legs on mini skirt? Guys you would release mere thinking of what's under her skirts.

3) Tall ladies never feel inferior: you see them always ready to talk in functions, events and what have you! They have nothing to loose. They possess that self confidence anywhere.

4) You don't need to bend to kiss us: we are bad like that. Luckily if u tall as well we make a perfect couple, if u short we bend to kiss u, you cant put your hands around our shoulders to intimidate us, it's actually very romantic when we put our hands around your shoulder and plant a peck on your cheeks! Short girls ndo, u girls can never do that.

5) We are good on bed: forget the portability of short ladies, tall girls with long legs are ready to hang that leg anywhere! Our legs can comfortably go round your waist. Angle 69 is awesome and easy and above all tall girls have really deep cunts,they can take any size of dick very well without feeling any pain duuuh to dem short girls.

6) We give our men self confidence: you don't need to start looking for us in the crowd when we go out, we don't need heels. Have u ever seen a short guy walking with his tall babe? The look on his face is priceless. You see that self confidence he has, the look of "even though i'm short my babe is proud of me" and for a tall guy you need to see the way they both oppress the crowd, damn my head is swelling.

7) You don't need a stool in your house: we can reach anything without help, we are that good. We fix bulbs, clean the shelf, we don't need to call u 247 to help us out with things around the house, we are that gifted.

We compliment your genes: it's hard to see a tall woman give birth to a dwarf kid. Even if her hubby is short, her kids come out average. So if u a short guy and u dating a short babe, have a rethink! You sure don't want a pygmy for a kid.

9) tall girls are hardly hot tempered: what's there to be angry about? I mean we have it all, guys always wanna associate with us so why have high BP on trivial issues? We laugh a lot and allow things slide.

10) If u ain't dating a tall lady, you need to step up your game

OP. Your wife is a meddler. And so are her family members. Your point of her being the last child and so should take a backseat doesn't hold much ground, as being the eldest doesn't give her the right to interfere in any of her siblings' marriage.

You should call her to order and remind her as far as her sister's marriage is concerned, she and her family are outsiders.

It should be her sister's discretion to park out if she wants and not for any of them to enforce.

Let her know what goes around comes around and she wouldn't like someone else, even your own siblings to break her home when they feel she's at fault in a misunderstanding.

DarkTroll:
I wasn't trolling, fool. That was just a jab.

Ok.

DarkTroll:
You're asking too much from Nairaland's bemedalled sapheaded dunce!!!

King Troll, deliver your punches with mercy.

It is do-able.