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ssoftappless:
anyways im done here, postmann thanks for the advice, aproko dollyjoy i c u, i bet ure smilling by now on how im slaying them anyways my other thread just hit front page, dollyjoy let us go and attend to mentions. sia!! im out

Thanks bro. Anytime.

ssoftappless:
hehehehe thanks bro, i never knew but it brings out the excitement in them, and it quickly makes her reach orgasm, though i had ice in my mouth when i did it, and that makes the air 4rm my mouth cold and dats wat makes her go wild.

Ok bro. Just for next time sake. Please be careful.

You can do better if you try to act like your detractors don't exist.

LORDSAMURAI:
Guys what are your craziest unthinkable sexual experience, the things that you do with the opposite spouse sexually that normally feels crazy? "well my craziest sexual experience was when i was giving a lady in school head, i seperated the vaginal with my hand and tongue and i use my mouth to blow breeze in the vaginal just like blowing air into a baloon(though she shouted in excitement) and inside the vaginal was open like a flower then she reached orgasm immediately, the orgasm was so much that it was coming out like a shower and i put my face on the entrance of the vaginal, using her orgasm to watch my face. "lol she called me a sex freak. "lol so guys whats yours?

Howdy LORDSAMURAI, long time! I was trailing The Darktroll when I stumbled into your thread. And I had to emboldened a part of your post which gave me a great concern and worry.

Man, the act of flowing air into a woman's V-Jay is extremely dangerous. It kills!
A light research will point out why. Please don't do that again.

I'll give the OP one thing: Her humble and appealing approach to the issue of men infidelity.

Unlike most women nowadays who have lost all feminine grace and have become bad tempered nags.

OP, you left some vital truths and realities in the anatomy of cheating. It takes two to cheat. There must be a willingness of both gender.
Women cheat just as bad, if not even worse. Especially on the emotional level, which many are beginning to consider worse than physical cheating.

Men may not bother very much to hide their infidelity, but a woman will go the extra length to hide hers.

I believe if your article shed light on how women should be responsible, submissive, attractive and disciplined to their husbands, it will reduce the rate of men infidelity.

But no matter the sermon, if a woman doesn't play her part, she makes it easier for her man to cheat.

firstEVA:
Postmann

Peeping through the bars of incarceration ,

miss u dear

Yes o. The jailer's bond came off at last and I'm free.
missed you like a lonely, sunless cloud.

firstEVA:
Postmann you are something else, youu really kicked asss right there, your metaphors are so fresh and on point. I couldn't get to read it all because before I got there most of the posts had been hidden. You are bad arsse, so sexyy.

That was a moment of blood rush. Much to my regret but I had to take 'em both down. I hope I don't get to do it again though.

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OP @ 35 you ought to be well experienced in dating relationship. From your submission it appears you still lack the maturity required to cultivate a one.

first you have a fake age on your I'D, probably you're used to telling many suitors your diplomatic age. Age is considered very important, though you came out with the truth yourself, he probably didn't expect such from you.

You sound desperate. And my guess is you displayed your desperation before him already. Men don't really appreciate that.

Offer him your apology, then play the tough girl.If it doesn't work, take a walk.

firstEVA:
I understand.

What's the essence of the date if I may ask?

It could have gone anywhere. Anywhere fate would have bid us. But then, you got engaged and saw did I.

doveda:
Are you mad?

I see you came to stand in for your friend.
What, you suffer from seized menstruation too?

doveda:
Are you mad?

I see you came to stand for your friend. What, you suffer seized menstruation too?

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HaneefahRN:
No, u're the funny one wt the wrong target. U're even confused sef, can't remember ever supporting infidelity yet u continue connecting me wt rubbish. I'm a very humble person but I don't support hypocrisy and pple running others down. Go use ur male power on ur female relatives nt here. Egocentric man wt [b]delusion of grandeur '[/b]filled wt content'. U can run along to tht poor woman who thinks she has found a husband and dnt quote me again.

I see you came to nairaland to learn grammer from Le.zz.
You are lame at this. You are unwittingly unimaginative.
You are not humble. A grace thief you are.
No humble woman goes out of her way to quote a man who never said anything to her.

Now take your savagery and your slutful nature to your rural enclave where you will be treated like the animal you are.

Talking about grammer and comprehension : you seem to have lost your ability to be reasonable, as you lose grasp of sound judgement :

You came at me, you quoted me first. So you chose a target you thought was easy prey. I didn't come at you first.

You need a bath, not just the ceremonial washing of feet and face with a bacterial infested kettle.
You stink like a confused feminist suffering from hormonal disorder.

HaneefahRN:
Blah blah blah.
Sorry all what u said is gibberish didn't even bother reading past 1st sentence. A woman tht was raped has been slept with by another man probably even right infront of the husband, No? So it is related (I dnt wish ur wife such tho). See d unemotional ranting man, pele o, father superior.

Stop putting ur pants in a knot and find another target, I never in anyway supported infidelity for both male and female. And no one of whatever gender also has d right to tell women what to do when they av a cheat as a husband.

Funny woman! You picked the wrong man for a target.
Now go run to your mallam. You need more doctrine in being a humble Muslim woman.

That would be more honourable than trying to elect yourself as a leader of a lost, confused bunch of women plagued by discontent.

firstEVA:
ok, just holla when you are less busy.

They say lightning doesn't strike twice at same place.
It would have been too good to be true if we could repeat yesterday's date today.

Alas! Things crept up.

HaneefahRN:
No offence, but it's pple like u tht make life hell for their wife if they are unfortunate to be raped. So if a thief (God forbid) comes to ur house, rapes ur wife, u will most likely make her feel like shit or divorce her cos u can't feel erect cos another man slept wt her. Hope u're a virgin, married a virgin and nt sleeping around too, if not u're a hypocrite

There are certain vital chromosomes and testosterone missing in your maleness hence you spewed that garbage.

No one talked about _rape, which is certainly not a woman's fault.

Get your emotions in order. You sound too effeminate for my liking.


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Oh, You are female after all. Little wonder! Maybe I should forgive you. But no, you need some schooling :

Your ignorance would have been forgivable if you had kept it within the confines of your brain, but since you had the effrontery to display it and assume man and woman are the same in matters of infidelity, then it is no longer just ignorance. This is forceful stupidity from you.

How dare you pack of an emotional being try to tell a man how he should feel when his wife willing spreads her legs for another?

You don't even know your place as a woman, probably another 21st century millenary nuisance who hasn't learnt the basic difference between a man and a woman.

firstEVA:
yea I did, I have to look extra good and super sexy.

Exta beautiful, would be a better adjective for someone as graceful as you.


****@5:30pm
Hey beautiful, I'll be back shortly, my attention is seriously needed.

firstEVA:
I am here baby

You took out time to really brush your hair and your makeup was near-perfect. No one would notice your day's been hectic.

Toks2008:
Ofcourrse the marriage iis ended but i will never waste my money on freeing her. Thats my point!

At least let her be my LovePeddler while i get another wife.

No offence, but you sound funny. And I don't think you're married.

How can your stick ever stand in _erection for your wife again, knowing fully well that she has been sexually violated by another man.

Be realistic!

Just finished editing my last post then saw your msg on my voice mail.

Ok.

But don't quarrel with the cab man. You're a lady even in a faceless format.

firstEVA:
*picks up phone to call postmann*
*dials his number*

very sorry dear, i am caught up in traffic, the holdup is something else,
i will be with you in about an hour or so, dont be offended my dear.

*ends call*

You're late, my dear. I forgot you like to make an entrance. But punctuality is an extra attraction to your ladyship.

How long do I wait firstEVA?

****squeezes out the burning candles. We have to reschedule.

I think my date got tangled up somewhere. And she doesn't wann look all ruffled up with wind - tossed hair and a racy heart, with a less than perfect makeup as she hurries through the door to join in at the table.

firstEVA:
awwwww sweet, you have beautiful taste, modest look. I love the green one with polka dots, lovely. I will wear that one with 6 inches stiletto heels.

I bet you'd look like the Sun in it, while everything else seems to pull towards you in administration

How do you like 'em firstEVA?

Hope the anti spam doesn't ban me. Posting those pics was some struggle.

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firstEVA:
ok, I will wear this

You know that isn't what I meant! There are far more trendy but decent gown out there.

And how did you manage to see that outdated gown with a sad look on the woman's face?

You seem to have all pics for all occasions in your gallery?

In a couple of hours, I'll meet you.

firstEVA:
I like to cause a stare. You need to see how good I look

Bleep appeal

Of course you are beautiful, gorgeous and attractive with eyes as beautiful as the Sun on a November morning.

But what about the others?
Would they count your endowments a curse or blessing?
What about those helpless men who can't help falling for you wrongly?
And they turn home to their wives and consider them soured porridge. How many homes have been uprooted as a result of gorgeous women who like to 'cause a stare' in public.

Women suffer, children get mortgaged and displaced.
Destinies are destroyed.

And what about the fisherwoman-Hunter? Sometimes she gets carried off with the hook of her game and drown in the river.

But you're predestined to be an angel. You look like one already with those eyes.... Speak mercy, act compassion. Look with consideration. You have eyes to disarm evil not to entrap in bondage.

Now get me a gown with a belt around your waist