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doveda:
Are you mad?

I see you came to stand in for your friend.
What, you suffer from seized menstruation too?

doveda:
Are you mad?

I see you came to stand for your friend. What, you suffer seized menstruation too?

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HaneefahRN:
No, u're the funny one wt the wrong target. U're even confused sef, can't remember ever supporting infidelity yet u continue connecting me wt rubbish. I'm a very humble person but I don't support hypocrisy and pple running others down. Go use ur male power on ur female relatives nt here. Egocentric man wt [b]delusion of grandeur '[/b]filled wt content'. U can run along to tht poor woman who thinks she has found a husband and dnt quote me again.

I see you came to nairaland to learn grammer from Le.zz.
You are lame at this. You are unwittingly unimaginative.
You are not humble. A grace thief you are.
No humble woman goes out of her way to quote a man who never said anything to her.

Now take your savagery and your slutful nature to your rural enclave where you will be treated like the animal you are.

Talking about grammer and comprehension : you seem to have lost your ability to be reasonable, as you lose grasp of sound judgement :

You came at me, you quoted me first. So you chose a target you thought was easy prey. I didn't come at you first.

You need a bath, not just the ceremonial washing of feet and face with a bacterial infested kettle.
You stink like a confused feminist suffering from hormonal disorder.

HaneefahRN:
Blah blah blah.
Sorry all what u said is gibberish didn't even bother reading past 1st sentence. A woman tht was raped has been slept with by another man probably even right infront of the husband, No? So it is related (I dnt wish ur wife such tho). See d unemotional ranting man, pele o, father superior.

Stop putting ur pants in a knot and find another target, I never in anyway supported infidelity for both male and female. And no one of whatever gender also has d right to tell women what to do when they av a cheat as a husband.

Funny woman! You picked the wrong man for a target.
Now go run to your mallam. You need more doctrine in being a humble Muslim woman.

That would be more honourable than trying to elect yourself as a leader of a lost, confused bunch of women plagued by discontent.

firstEVA:
ok, just holla when you are less busy.

They say lightning doesn't strike twice at same place.
It would have been too good to be true if we could repeat yesterday's date today.

Alas! Things crept up.

HaneefahRN:
No offence, but it's pple like u tht make life hell for their wife if they are unfortunate to be raped. So if a thief (God forbid) comes to ur house, rapes ur wife, u will most likely make her feel like shit or divorce her cos u can't feel erect cos another man slept wt her. Hope u're a virgin, married a virgin and nt sleeping around too, if not u're a hypocrite

There are certain vital chromosomes and testosterone missing in your maleness hence you spewed that garbage.

No one talked about _rape, which is certainly not a woman's fault.

Get your emotions in order. You sound too effeminate for my liking.


****modified

Oh, You are female after all. Little wonder! Maybe I should forgive you. But no, you need some schooling :

Your ignorance would have been forgivable if you had kept it within the confines of your brain, but since you had the effrontery to display it and assume man and woman are the same in matters of infidelity, then it is no longer just ignorance. This is forceful stupidity from you.

How dare you pack of an emotional being try to tell a man how he should feel when his wife willing spreads her legs for another?

You don't even know your place as a woman, probably another 21st century millenary nuisance who hasn't learnt the basic difference between a man and a woman.

firstEVA:
yea I did, I have to look extra good and super sexy.

Exta beautiful, would be a better adjective for someone as graceful as you.


****@5:30pm
Hey beautiful, I'll be back shortly, my attention is seriously needed.

firstEVA:
I am here baby

You took out time to really brush your hair and your makeup was near-perfect. No one would notice your day's been hectic.

Toks2008:
Ofcourrse the marriage iis ended but i will never waste my money on freeing her. Thats my point!

At least let her be my LovePeddler while i get another wife.

No offence, but you sound funny. And I don't think you're married.

How can your stick ever stand in _erection for your wife again, knowing fully well that she has been sexually violated by another man.

Be realistic!

Just finished editing my last post then saw your msg on my voice mail.

Ok.

But don't quarrel with the cab man. You're a lady even in a faceless format.

firstEVA:
*picks up phone to call postmann*
*dials his number*

very sorry dear, i am caught up in traffic, the holdup is something else,
i will be with you in about an hour or so, dont be offended my dear.

*ends call*

You're late, my dear. I forgot you like to make an entrance. But punctuality is an extra attraction to your ladyship.

How long do I wait firstEVA?

****squeezes out the burning candles. We have to reschedule.

I think my date got tangled up somewhere. And she doesn't wann look all ruffled up with wind - tossed hair and a racy heart, with a less than perfect makeup as she hurries through the door to join in at the table.

firstEVA:
awwwww sweet, you have beautiful taste, modest look. I love the green one with polka dots, lovely. I will wear that one with 6 inches stiletto heels.

I bet you'd look like the Sun in it, while everything else seems to pull towards you in administration

How do you like 'em firstEVA?

Hope the anti spam doesn't ban me. Posting those pics was some struggle.

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firstEVA:
ok, I will wear this

You know that isn't what I meant! There are far more trendy but decent gown out there.

And how did you manage to see that outdated gown with a sad look on the woman's face?

You seem to have all pics for all occasions in your gallery?

In a couple of hours, I'll meet you.

firstEVA:
I like to cause a stare. You need to see how good I look

Bleep appeal

Of course you are beautiful, gorgeous and attractive with eyes as beautiful as the Sun on a November morning.

But what about the others?
Would they count your endowments a curse or blessing?
What about those helpless men who can't help falling for you wrongly?
And they turn home to their wives and consider them soured porridge. How many homes have been uprooted as a result of gorgeous women who like to 'cause a stare' in public.

Women suffer, children get mortgaged and displaced.
Destinies are destroyed.

And what about the fisherwoman-Hunter? Sometimes she gets carried off with the hook of her game and drown in the river.

But you're predestined to be an angel. You look like one already with those eyes.... Speak mercy, act compassion. Look with consideration. You have eyes to disarm evil not to entrap in bondage.

Now get me a gown with a belt around your waist

firstEVA:
ok.

I have all these dresses, unfortunately, no one has a belt please, Help me choose

The first is passable at the very least.

But should my date be the object of a thousand lustful stares?
Shouldn't she be the example,
The modeled desire of every lady out there looking for the light?

Of course she is.
Let's go again into your wardrobe
I know the good girl in you has something better.

firstEVA:
crowded restaurant? I'm not feeling it
You may be stood up if you don't get a quiet place that doesn't attract crowd

Relax sweetheart.

Even in a crowd we can be lost in each other
As our eyes meet, the bell ring
Sacred and silent as the hour of prayer
You'd be my devotion
The crowd melts away
As I link my hand to yours
Nothinng else would matter

Memejem:
Yes let's agree to disagree.

There is not a clarification for every single law or rule in the old testament and you know it. That is a bold overstatement.

Please dont over generalize. We are not God. There will always be questions about religion that man can not answer.

Until Jesus returns or calls us to heaven we will continue to ponder. He didn't just leave us in the dark but we don't have all the answers.


Anyways, let us agree to disagree.

True!

DarkTroll:
Emotional escapism from the sudden shift of temperament

Ok. If you say so.

firstEVA:
ok

What am I wearing for the late night dinner date?

Since you're curvy, you needn't try too hard.
Come in a single-piece gown, with a belt across the waist.
I don't know the colour of your complexion.
If you're very light in colour, I'd prefer dark or red coloured gown.

Brown or chocolate, a beach-coloured piece would be nice.

The restaurant will be a little crowded, but I'll be there 5mins earlier and I'll tell you apart from the crowd by your eyes.

DarkTroll:
Forgive my nescience. I'm spiritually hollow and religiously alexithymic.

You troll.

firstEVA:
In that case, I need to write a petition to the Association of Good Wives, Nigeria chapter. Someone needs to be called to order you have no business being all by yourself.

I wasn't all by myself...I was with my thoughts.

DarkTroll:
Are you Jesus? I didn't make the slightest of allusions to Jesus.

The cassock is conceptual in definition.

And so were all my answers.
I knew you wouldn't get it.

Well, let me help you in a lil.

As JESUS was misunderstood because HE didn't drape HIMSELF in some "conceptual cassock", rather HE ate, drank and attended some functions organised by pagans and sinners and was associated with some women, esp Mary. HE was called a glutton, demon possessed; there is even a theory that HE had a fling with Mary....

DarkTroll:
OK, what exactly are you trying to say? I honestly don't understand.

Ehm,... OK, JESUS never wore no cassock. If you know what I mean.

What time will I catch you, today? I'd be free by 3:30-4pm

@ firstEVA

firstEVA:
yes it was, I was up at my usual hour but you were fast asleep.

You slept all through the night this time, i'm sure you enjoyed your night soooooooooooo well .

I know just where you're going. But on that note, it was empty as a deserted church. I slept of myself, by myself and with my thoughts.

I enjoyed our date yesterday.

Good morning.
It's not easily summed up that way. Like I said before, the 10 comandments are of the old testament and JESUS didn't come to abolish it. And so many other old testament laws. For every single law of the old testament that needed clarification or outright cancellation, HE made clear while HE walked the earth.
A good example was the woman caught in adultery. So there was no need killing sinners. There are so many examples. HE just didn't leave us in the dark. And the new covenant is HIS blood shared once and for all, replacing the old one requiring animal blood.


But we cannot all agree on everything based on scripture. Hence I'll leave you with Philipians 3:15

Remain blessed.

Memejem:
Like I said before different branches of the Christian religion have distinctly agreed that although divorce is not promoted both male and female may divorce each other for infidelity as well as abandonment. I have done my own research on this and spoken to men and women of God.

If you happen to be Catholic I will say that the Catholic Church does not believe in divorce at all whether it be male or female. Regardless of what the Bible says. This just goes to show how powerful interpretation is. They chose to belive that the passage that states what God has put to get her let no man separate is stronger than the passage where Jesus specifically permits divorce on two grounds.

Also we can't just pick and choose what we don't want to accept in the old testament to our liking. This is why the jews do not acknowledge the new testament because they do not belive that Christ has come. It's either you're in the school of thought that Jesus came and abolished the old covenant or you're in the school of thought that he didn't. If you beleive that he did not abolish the laws then you MUST follow it. Did God tell you to stop the feasts and the sacrifices in his name? Did he tell you to stop killing homosexuals as it says in the old testament? There are soo may laws in the old testament that are outdated and hardly make sense in today's society.

you could also interpret that passage where Christ came to fulfill based on the prophecy in the old testament that stated that he was coming to make a new covenant. He is here to fulfill the prophesies. Coming to fulfill also means coming to complete. So a new beginning can be started. That is what Easter is all about.

My belief is clear as I stated that as prophesied when Jesus came to earth he created a new covenant. Whether you like it or not. Christians are gentiles. Unless you are a Jew that converted into Christianity we are not the original chosen people. That is the simple truth. But since Christs second coming he has included us and created a covenant that included us.

Like I sated previously. Let us leave it at that. We clearly disagree on certain issues. And that doesn't make me or you less of a person or less of a Christian as this issue is not fundamental to Christianity. Discourse is good to learn and grow. And also to accept that people interpret things differently and hold different viewpoints. The Bible is not written clearly at times. But we all have to wait until Jesus comes and takes us to heaven or rewrites the book. Until then intent is what truthfully matters. He who judges last which is jesus Christ will be able to look into our hearts and know that we did not intend to bastardize his will if that's what we did while living in earth.

I enjoyed discussing with you none the less. Have a blessed day

Good morning firstEVA.
Your night, refreshing I guess.

DarkTroll:
The area of your convo within my immediate purview indicates an entwinment of emotions

I can't say who is leaning to who or what. Postman seems to be shedding his cassock and Eva seems caught up in a dual personality presentation

The troll in me won't allow me linger where there isn't any promise of e-fight. I would've loved to linger a while.

Postman needs no cassock with her . I like pants sitting on top a dark-blue loafers and a trimed shirt for drapery.
I think firstEVA likes her companion looking smart.

But you're the boss, the custodian, bosses don't jibe.