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flexyrule:
Father in-law to be: My son, what do you do for a living?
You: Baba, am just trying my best...

Father in-law to be...

Next will be.. ..

My daughter lemme see you in camera...

Ok......








What if the groom is Mikel obi?

Op,

As much as your sister is very wrong on you not marrying her and love ( most times infatuation) could be stupidly foolish to cover the eyes.....






Sit down first and be sure of which of the wine you are drunk of. True love or infatuation..


Being a maid is Notting if there is sincere love and understanding....

Haba.....!

The guy asked for advice not that he doesn't know the right decision to take but he does not want to take the wrong one.....


When you bring your matter to NL, expect the unexpected.... All this bleep! Bleep! Association I just tire for them..

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, i think ee Christians are hypocrites. When the Chinese government banned Islam and were persecuting our Muslim brothers, we Christians were happy thinking it's all about Islam. Now the chicken has come home to roost. I hope they sentence more pastors worldwide to reduce the influence of the fake Jewish religion

I hate it when you use the word "WE". You should speak for your self and not for others. In the teaching of our Lord jesus his emphasis was laid on love.

He never taught us to love our Christian brothers only but to love every1 equally no matter who they are and where they are from irrespective of religion.

At least you have read about the good Samaritans and also from the world of jesus telling us not to salute our brethren alone but doing likewise to the unbelievers...

You not not tell the world you are a "born again" let you word and action speak.

Oga, speak for yourself....

Back to the topic.

From history, the Roman government did much more than this. Hoping that Christianity goes into extinction but the gate of hell never prevailed then and it won't now....

For those taking about registration of the church or preacher...

You should know that their preachings and every of their activities will be government controlled...

"Let the died the death of a righteous and let my end be like him"

LilMissFavvy:
I believe the OP is mature enough to give a truthful account so that he can get good advice. Besides, how come the thug disrespects his family.

A thug is and will always be a thug. That's their way of life.



They never have reason not to disrespect any1 not even their own family...

GraGra247:
Your family is Christian and yet failed woefully in the responsibility of teaching your sister till she's strong enough to overcome the deceit of wayward men.

You can lead a horse to the river but you can't force it to drink from it.....

You don't know if her bringing up was very OK. what must happen can never be averted....

GraGra247:
Please don't follow the advice of this possible fellow thug. Maybe he's even the person himself. A thug is a thug and should have nothing to do with normal human beings.

Get your sister to abort. If its too late, let her have the baby but hand it over to the baby daddy's family if they insist they want the baby.

Seek a future for your sister with a responsible man elsewhere.

Your family is paying the price of neglect of your sister. They shouldn't make the mistake twice.

Bro...
Abortion is a no no thing to do. What if the unexpected happens.....

Let her give birth to the baby. I believe they (the thugs family) won't be able to take care of the baby. Then ur sister will take care of him /her...

what can I say.....


Just expect anything. The other guy in question won't stay idle he will as well keep up with his pressure...




keep up with your business, grow it the more and let love play out itself.....

lol....



really true...!

Danobb:
I had this same experience, she is making u her plan B..just move on becos u r blocking ur opportunity to met someone better.

That's it bro.....
The op is plan B. He needs to move on by going on a few month sabbatical b4 going for a new relationship.... Its notting new.....

Escabado:
I'm older than your father. Woman rapper like you

Alright....

Angela62:
Desperation, compromising, lack of self-control, the list is endless. To love and marry someone does not necessarily mean one does not find others attractive. Just that self-control and faithfulness is not something most people can exercise.

Self control.....

DonJayrome:
You meet a lady you like and make your moves. She gives you all the green lights and you feel you have finally gotten a good girlfriend. You guys get closer and after a while sex is involved. Few weeks later you see her wedding pictures on Facebook.

Haba, why lead a guy on when you know you have someone already planning marriage with you? Why cheat on a guy that is planning to spend the rest of his life with you.

Make una dey fear God ooooo. My nigger is really hurt right now. Make una know say no be every guy just dey find sex, some guys dey love with all their heart.

Una well done

No premarital sex, no wahala....

Your will bounce back....

tonysunkan:
I saw this on Facebook and since I agree with the points raised, I decided to publish it here.

Enjoy.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, I am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complained that her phone is bad. Guy promised to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious."

28th day= sex with romantic screaming
29th day= she called the guy and tell him she's pregnant
30th day= she called again but the line was switched off.

Now, I am tired of Nigerian girls.

Can t stop laughing @ the 30th day......



Seriously...

Escabado:
You can't even feed your self to two days without looking for a man that will fvk you and give you money so u can feed. Hahahaha

Guy please, How old are you?

Great news......


Lagos, where art thou...



A refund from all lagos ex governors..... Tinubu, fashola and the rest...


These Guys must be heartless. After all their looting, contract awarding to themselves....


They borrow to pay pension and enrich themselves....


2020.... Judgement year for looters...

You guys that are typing the middle, you are the ones that will be sending DMs upandan......



it's 2020 kindly change....





I fear a lion. ...

Why can't you make both church and traditional wedding invitations minimal.....




spend less and invest more.....




With 50k you can even do both....


If you like spend 100 million it's just for a day. They will eat and disappear.....

Remember the Kenyan couples of 2019...... No one should push you. Not even the bride's family....

That I am a proud cos I don't have lots of friends around am always comfortable alone.....



That I am into one illegal cos of little material things... Those ones are like what work do you do please, I need work in ur kind of office....



But who cares.....

And lastly... not impregnating my landlord daughter's. I hope to do so before April.[/quote]



I hope you have prepared your quit notice

Finchmgh:
Don’t mind them.

Is because of this unnecessarily attachments that makes people to squander all their savings during Christmas and new year.

At least the date on you mobile still change to 2020 and you won't with your day henceforth in 2019....

It's just fun. So play along with it.

klever18:
WTF? juxt yesterday I lost 3500 to Sporty bet,but I will not stop because winners never quit and quitters never win.

Pls stop..... That stuff is evil.

Procrastination.......

And getting too sympathetic with others matter...


Investing more in myself and family than any1 else...

Since she does not see anything bad it it, tell her or let your friend tell her.....



2020 no more complains...

Nigeria we stand on our own......


Must we accept every jargon without weighing the impact negatively and positively....


Great response from our country....



Only a fool sign or jump to conclude on things without studying it effects...

lavylilly:
DEAR MEN!!!!

Every woman has a past. Some were physically abused. Some had violent parents. Some had pubertal issues. Some had sexual abuse as a child from their own family members. Some had messed up love stories.

Some had been forced into sex in the name of love. Some had been drugged. Some were date raped. Some had been viciously photographed on bed. Some had been blackmailed by their ex-boyfriend.

Some were in an abusive relationship. Some had menstrual problems. Some had a broken family. Some had a divorce. Some had an obesity issue. Some had financial droughts. Some had drug or alcohol addiction. Some had a few unsuccessful suicide attempts.

If you see a woman, who went through any of these but had already wiped her tears, tied her hair up, masked her sorrows with a divine smile, stood tall and strong, started walking towards her future because she still has some hope left inside her and has not given up on the concept of love that still exists in this world, do not stab her with her past.

Do not confront her. Do not slap her with more abuse. Give way for her and walk beside her. May be hold her hands and walk for a while. You'll know how sweet that soul is and how strong her hopes are! You'll be amazed at how she carries herself after all her energy has been sucked out.

She need not always be only the woman next door or from a different home. She could be your own friend, your own sister, your own girlfriend, your own wife, even may be your own mother.

Do not judge her by her past. Gift her the peaceful future that she deserves. Hold her hands against the world, which knows only to judge. Give her the love that she always yearned for..

Great!!

And it's as simple as if you know you can't take it, keep off from her....

Midas01:
Maybe you receive healing from all your pain before the new year in Jesus name.

Amen!!!

150 from atm machine will be the most......

Also

Where can I get a loan of 2k... I promise to pay back with 500% interest come 31st January..

Why the revert

Grateful to God i didnt lose all my property to fire accident.

Forgot to put off my gas which burn for 11 hours met it when u returned from work....

My little generator caught fire while still working and close to my big gen. How I managed to put it off I Can't explain....


Lastly,
I decided again boarding a bus which later had accident on the way with some passengers injured and some died....

Grateful!!! Thank you jesus.....

Price of food stuffs will crash to it lowest.....

Devaluation will cause the pounds to increase to 600 naira to 1£


Sanwolu will put a temporary ban on NURTW for 2 weeks.....


Osinbajo will be given more advantage over the house cabals.....

Abba kyri will resign or get sacked....


Dino will loose his appeal...


Assu will issue a warning strike.....


Lastly, will acheive achieve the unthinkable and you will all say God visit me too.....

A bro guy is some1 who is not ready to do any legit work thus depending on others for survival...



A broke guy is som1 who Can t afford ( a waste of) 30k wine in an outing and who does not live above his income.... SOME NL LADIES DEFINITION 2019

OoniOfIfe:
Yeah!! u are welcome
Hope u ar beautiful
Wishing you happy new year in advance

Never ask this kind of ques....


Her response was mature though