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RomanceRe: How Long Did Your Shortest Relationship Last? by praz001(m): 8:23pm On Jan 23, 2020
Kelechi009:
Mine was 16 hours.

A girl i have been toasting for a long time, Finally said Yes one faithful morning.

I caught her cheating after she said Yes to me on WhatsApp early hours of the day, In the evening i took a bus to her house in Gbagada to surprise her with a gift that cost me 18k. On getting there & met her with another guy in boxers. End of relationship.



Burnt the gift out of pain.
Deleted her number.
Erased her from my life.
kiss
RomanceRe: This Is How Boys And Girls Rooms Look Like - Photos by praz001(m): 1:50pm On Jan 22, 2020
Oya!

I can only attest to mine.... shocked
NYSCRe: We Want Skirts Included In NYSC Uniform - Serve With Skirts Movement Protests by praz001(m): 2:14pm On Jan 17, 2020
Dpharisee:
If wearing Hijab during NYSC activities is good for Hajia Aisha of Ansarudeen, Skirt is also good for Sister Gloria of Deeper Life which means fairness.
Robert Mugabe 2020 grin






I like that.... Quotes even from his (sa reee) grave. Mugabelicious.... grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka Says He Has 39 More Prophecies by praz001(m): 7:36am On Jan 16, 2020
VanPOLICE:
grin


....... When you Know the ROAD to MBAKA'S HOUSE ....

.... But you are not sure if he will agree to Give you 3 Sure ODDS .....

https://source.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/meme.jpg
Can't stop laughing....
RomanceRe: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by praz001(m): 7:33am On Jan 16, 2020
koyyes:
Sorry, they do not exist in the sh1t hole.
Only apes exist there.

Man like mike of bbn was born and bred outside of the dark cursed continent.

They plenty for obodo oyibo burku burku. My future kids will be born and bred there and they will all marry Caucasians.
Clothes covers a lot. You don't determine people's character by seeing them only on Tvs.....

Not all that gilters are Gold...
PoliticsRe: Ihedioha Reacts To Supreme Court Judgment Declaring Uzodinma Winner by praz001(m): 8:32pm On Jan 15, 2020
Enemyofpeace:
Na wa o, now now now, them don dey call this man former governor. Him wife and children go done cry tire. I'm sure nobody chop for their house yesterday night and probably this morning
True talk!

The most painful of all would be the former p.a. to uzodinma who left him when he lost in order to join ihedioha......

Do you think he will sleep for a week?
TravelRe: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by praz001(m): 9:04pm On Jan 11, 2020
Cantonese:
Can one actually mind his business in Lagos? Ok if you live in face me I face you in Ajegunle, Amukoko, Ijesha, Lawanson, Idi-oro, Ijora Badia, Orile, Mushin, Agege, Okoko, Idi araba, Jibowu/Fadeyi, how can you mind your business there?
in jenefer's voice, mindeding your business is important oo...


Else the hunter will be the hunted....

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TravelRe: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by praz001(m): 9:00pm On Jan 11, 2020
Here in Lagos, you will find every other state activity there.

He calmness and beauty in Abuja....


The farming and cattle rearing in Kano


The fishing farming in ijaws....


The business trading Of the Aba boys...

plus jara

@ 1:30am you can still be at the cinema....


You no get T fare you can hang to your destination..


l wonder y dangote left the whole north only to come for is investment....



Once your business survive Lagos market, you are made...
PropertiesRe: LASG Set To Deliver 360 Homes In Igbogbo, Ikorodu by praz001(m): 1:37pm On Jan 10, 2020
larry90500:
The one in Igando was commissioned sometimes last year, but remains unoccupied till now.

Or is there something I'm missing? Maybe someone could enlighten me better.
5 Million naira only.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Job In Nigeria? by praz001(m): 1:22pm On Jan 10, 2020
Realtalk20:
Welcome to the club bro .
Nobody helps, you just have to keep motivated and have a clear plan
Just keep praying for a helper because trust me most people won't really care for your personal development just lots of words and nothing more grin

Just keep your head up, and only surround yourself with people who really care about you and not people who are ready to buy you drinks and not add to your growth grin
Let him get something doing no matter how small....

Hunger and minus in account balance will never keep the head up oooo!

grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Job In Nigeria? by praz001(m): 1:19pm On Jan 10, 2020
DaVader:
Entrepreneurship should come to rescue, I think. But not, my account balance is even reading minus, in owing access bank self. Well, I don't know what to do, maybe I juts want till everything falls into the right place.... I don't think that would happen anytime soon.


Depression, I'm begging you, don't set in now or sooner.
Guy, if you are in Lagos, go search for teaching job. You will make more money with extra classes....

This is 2020. Don't wait for things to happen or watch it happen.

Pursue it and make it happen....
PoliticsRe: Ondo State Is Poor — Governor Akeredolu by praz001(m): 12:37pm On Jan 10, 2020
lagdmark:
Omoluabis are only united on social media, in reality the Yorubas don't trust each others.
You know reverse is the case.
Let's not take too much... cool
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu’s Camp Jolted By Bode George’s Presidency Bid by praz001(m): 9:57am On Jan 09, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Fake news. Pa Bode will likely not see 2023


This is bad....

Habaa!
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu’s Camp Jolted By Bode George’s Presidency Bid by praz001(m): 9:46am On Jan 09, 2020
Who is Tinubu? huh huh


Who is Bode George? huh huh




Prof. Yemi Osinbajo all the way....

Or possibly

Babatunde Raji Fashola ( san)...
RomanceRe: He Avoid Picking My Calls After He Impregnated Me. by praz001(m): 8:03am On Jan 09, 2020
She should avoid abortion oooo. She might not be lucky should she try to terminate this one.



This is twice beaten thrice shy....





She should be ready for her child....
RomanceRe: I'm I acting too Harsh?? by praz001(m): 7:46am On Jan 09, 2020
Kennyprince:
Bro if u love this woman, go see her pastor, it's nothing much.

Don't take it personal and u can even ignore whatever the so called pastor would say after cos like u rightly we know how criminal minded most of them are.

It's not about him but your future and family. U don't get too hard in the beginning of a relationship like this.

Good luck
Valid point....


But why should she threaten him? Pastors are no God. What happen to her parents?

What happen to honour your father and mother ( not your pastor)

If she is able to get her way on this, there is more still to come...

Love! love! love! Is what we hear daily but this love is very stupid, crazy and foolish.

Friendship,Agreement and understanding is what should be paramount.....

MarrIage shouldn't be about putting the other person under undue duress.....

Strike a balance, compromise a little but not to her threats....


Op, borrowing from a friends word. Never ever start what you can't finish..

Call her pastor to kmow the kind of person he his if you will meet him or not. No be by force ooo

Lemme prepare my table for work to start jare!... grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Marry The Guy That Loves Yhu Not The Guy Yhu Love by praz001(m): 4:18pm On Jan 08, 2020
No no no..... it should be the other way round cool


Jodha:
Stick with the guy that loves yhu more ...not the guy yhu love because the guy that loves yhu will go the end of the earth for yhu but the guy yhu love will love yhu on his terms...

A woman can grow to love someone but a man either loves yhu or doesn't...

A word is enough for the wise...
2 paragraphs is more than enough.
RomanceRe: How I Learnt My Lessons In Hard Way,men Are Generally Wicked.. by praz001(m): 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2020
O ga ooo!

Sorry......

Wonder why human lead others on when they have already quit....


What must happen must surely happen..

We are all in the world to play out a written script
Let play it rightly....

SaintsSamurai:
Sorry my dear but you have been a side chick to him without you knowing.

The lady he got pregnant is his main chick and that was why he did her introduction.

His friends, the same friend that came to beg you to forgive him when he got the main chick pregnant, is the same friend that sent you his introduction photos because he don't want you to continue wasting your time.

I am going to be very honest with you.
My dear count your losses and move on with your Life, focus on yourself and your son for now.

I think Ladies should start uploading pictures of any guy they want to start a relationship with, on social media. Be it Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, 2go, nairaland, etc

So that any Lady that is in relationship with the men will come outside and claim him or any body that knows about him can start telling you about him.

This way, cheating will reduce, heartbreak will be no more and any man that is not claimed on social media for one month is indeed your man.

Saint samurai has spoken, court rise!!!!!!
As much as I support this as well, it won't stop some from their animalistic attitude.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Turn 30. by praz001(m): 3:31pm On Jan 08, 2020
xcelentattitude:
Live abroad for atleast a year huh

Is that some sort of joke grin

Wey the money na grin grin


And FYI my heart can't be broken cos it's stainless. It belongs to Jesus.
Imagine one using all his savings on traveling.... undecided and ended up back with immigration problem.

Then he will understand how life begins at the stage he finds himself...
PoliticsRe: Mudiaga Asagba Is Dead (Omo-Agege's Media Aide) by praz001(m): 11:25am On Jan 08, 2020
GamalNasser:
RIP sir ..High blood pressure, tobbacco and alcohol abuse is written all over his face
How will you know that? Are u HIS P . I . C huh huh
RomanceRe: How To Toast In The Holy Way by praz001(m): 9:35am On Jan 08, 2020
Olibboy:
Sister Janet is HIV positive. what next?
Weldone...






He will turn prayer warrior...
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Killing My Sister And Marry Her Husband by praz001(m): 3:28pm On Jan 07, 2020
Good luck to her.....




Wishing her safe trip to kirikiri....





Olojukokoro!!!
TravelRe: Fatal Accident Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Graphic Photos) by praz001(m): 4:10pm On Jan 06, 2020
This is sad..!


This shagamu road has a blood sucking demon living there. why always shagamu?




R I P....
PoliticsRe: Man Using Sim Card Hanan, Buhari’s Daughter Previously Used, Detained By DSS by praz001(m): 3:52pm On Jan 06, 2020
This Dss rubbish self...
RomanceRe: Give Her A Savage Reply by praz001(m): 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2020
Let the money rest first....
RomanceUniversity Of Marriage by praz001(op): 2:40pm On Jan 06, 2020
University of marriage final exams: Attempt all questions
Instructions
Attempt all questions.
All questions carry equal marks.

1. You are a married man and you have dated 1. somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)


2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)


3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b)Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Mks)


4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)


5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting WASSCE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)


*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*


*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*


8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the above secret sins. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)
_*BEST OF LUCK!*_


*SECTION B: Theory.*
In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose.
Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round.

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EducationRe: Please I Need Help In Solving This Quantitative Reasoning For Primary 6 by praz001(m): 11:55am On Jan 06, 2020
shumuel:
LOL grin Oga it is not Printing Error, the answer is there, it is just that as an Adult, you forget that the Sum is for a 8-9 year old kid, who dont have the Advance knowledge that you have cheesy.

I have already posted the Answers, check it and see
What you post for number 7 and 1 is wrong....
EducationRe: Please I Need Help In Solving This Quantitative Reasoning For Primary 6 by praz001(m): 11:54am On Jan 06, 2020
God200:
06)√121=11×[11] d already nos below
The result =11×11=121.

07)√4=2÷[2] d already nos above
The result =2÷2=1.

08)√169=13×[9]d already nos below
The result =13×9=117.

09)3÷[1] d already nos below
=3.
The square of 3 i.e 3^3=27
The result is =27
Your number 7 is wrong....

You can't use two different method to solve questions...

You use multiplication Sign in ques 6
Why use division sign for ques 7
EducationRe: Please I Need Help In Solving This Quantitative Reasoning For Primary 6 by praz001(m): 11:26am On Jan 06, 2020
12 ÷4= 3 3× 3 = 9



7 squ × 13 = 93

7 square = 49 49 + 13 = 62
RomanceRe: Policemen Help Execute A Lovely Proposal To 'The Most Loyal Nigerian Girl' by praz001(m):
Wow!


When the going get tough, the dependable sticks.....




If he disappoints eeehn!...

Lemme comment my reserve.... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Nigerian Girl by praz001(m): 11:12pm On Jan 04, 2020
Lesson learnt.....

And I hope some wailers won't call you weak for admitting....




Lemme wait for the NL kids who will still not learn from this

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