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RomanceHow Jada Reacted To Her 40th Birthday That Took Will Smith 3 Years To Plan by Premiumwriter(op): 3:20pm On Apr 05, 2022
Apparently, Will Smith started planning his wife's 40th birthday from her 37th birthday.

That's 3 years of preparing for it.

He hired professionals to even do a documentary of her life and some of the most exciting times of her life.

On that day,

"she told me the party was the most ridiculous display of my ego"
This is the video

CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Simi Over This Tweet, Call Her 'Ojota Celine Dion' by Premiumwriter: 1:05pm On Apr 05, 2022
happney65:
If she does not to congratulate Davido. She is within her rights. Davido can go to Hell for all she cares. She might not want to congratulate him

And if she is on the side of wizkid she is still within her rights. We are in the era of the cancel culture where all you people face one place without no reasoning. Everyone has a right to support who he or she wants to. You should stop be forcing your sef and making what you think you want to be the right which it might not be. We see a whole lot of people on SM facing on direction and claiming all of you must face that place too. If you don't face that way you are cancelled which is wrong.

Whatever she says,she is within her rights. QED!
she's within her right.

Just as she's free to pick sides, others too are free to pick side.

But she pretending like she didn't pick side is what is the problem
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Dating You? by Premiumwriter: 11:40am On Apr 05, 2022
I dey insult die

Make I no lie.

Na one of my worst qualities be that.

Aside that, I'm funny. Intelligent. Honest. And very kind hearted.

But most of my girls complain about the insult tho even though a lot of times it's jokes.

I guess I have to try and be better.
PoliticsRe: Kebbi 2023: Malami Declares Intention To Contest For Governor by Premiumwriter: 11:33am On Apr 05, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Simi Over This Tweet, Call Her 'Ojota Celine Dion' by Premiumwriter: 11:16am On Apr 05, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
he turn am to rough fight. One Nigerians!
I don notice u. You can rest now
CelebritiesRe: Gistlover To Faith Morey: 'No Be Davido Papa Dey Bankroll You?' by Premiumwriter: 10:51am On Apr 05, 2022
grin
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Simi Over This Tweet, Call Her 'Ojota Celine Dion' by Premiumwriter: 10:47am On Apr 05, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
which one is one Nigerians? Abeg no kee me o
is that the only thing you could pick from everything I said?

We are chatting here not writing professional exams. I'm free to make as many mistakes as I want.
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Simi Over This Tweet, Call Her 'Ojota Celine Dion' by Premiumwriter: 10:10am On Apr 05, 2022
Dorwadora:
I don't even know why she's been attacked. Her tweet was not mentioning anyone. In fact the tweet might be a thought on tribalism. I'm surprised that the comments section decides to attribute the tweet to Davido which I consider to be immature
the problem is context.

If you see the tweet, nothing is wrong with it but put it in the context and it's hypocritical.

Davido was featured for world cup, no one congratulated him. Like it was nothing.

With some people dragging him that it's not an achievement.

But Wizkid lost Grammy and fans started dragging him and boom, Simi came and say why are people behaving like that (that tweet).

So people's problem now is why she didn't do anything about Davido performance since we are all one Nigerians. U get it?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Could Be Planning a ‘surprise’ For Israel In Jerusalem(Pics) by Premiumwriter: 8:13am On Apr 05, 2022
Viltron:
This warmonger and nuisance of a human being poster. You're warmongering shouldn't be promoted to front page.
I said this the last time.


The lad operating that account is a war monger.

He's only happy that there will be blood bath and never praying for peace.

It's quite sad to see him thinking he's working for a peaceful gospel.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Could Be Planning a ‘surprise’ For Israel In Jerusalem(Pics) by Premiumwriter: 8:09am On Apr 05, 2022
GooodHardDick:
The guy above my comment is funny grin

Niggar posted with One moniker and then rush to comment raining fire and brimstone with his other moniker!

Nawa ooo grin
seriously. It's pathetic.

Last time I checked deception is still a sin.

Like Jesus said, many will say they have served him but he'll say to them depart from me, I know you not.
RomanceRe: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 7:43am On Apr 05, 2022
Kellzzyy:
You are incredibly stupid. Firstly, your explanations of upthrust were quite wrong.
Again, anecdotal evidence suggests that if Jack could have held on the the piece of wood without the wood submerging, he would also have been able to share the wood with Rose - without any danger of the wood submerging.

Again, Rose foolishly left safely to look for Jack, and in the end became a contributing factor to his death. What then was the purpose of leaving the boat, when in the end she directly led to his death.

Stupid people like you are giant simps.
This is my last response to you, dotard.
tell us the evidence please. Don't just throw words around.

I didn't do that.

State in clear terms the principle that will make a flat board support two people without the board flipping over.

And no, my explanation of up thrust is accurate.

RomanceRe: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 6:59am On Apr 05, 2022
Kellzzyy:
I know you're a giant simp and unworthy of my response, but for the sake of posterity let me reply you just this once.

Rose was already safe in another boat, but due to her stupidity - common with the female folks - she decided to jump out again in search of Jack.

Now if she had not known jumped out, Jack wouldn't have had to choose between himself and her.

Again that piece of wood was spacious enough for the both of them. And don't give me that bullshit about volume and floating.

We were not there, but from extensive evidence if Jack could hang on to the wood without the wood sinking, then he could certainly have comfortably shared the piece of wood with the stupid fool. Rose.
you're incredibly stup!d sha.

When something is inside water, it losses a lot of its weight. This is called an upthrust.

That's why heavy objects tend to feel almost weightless when they are submerged in water. That's alsp the reason why you can easily lift an incredibly large load inside water but once that load get on land, you start to feel its full weight.

When Jack held on to that wood, less than half of his weight was being supported by the wood due to up thrust.

Once he climbs on the board, gravity kicks in fully and his full weight will act on the board causing it to sink.

Have you ever asked yourself why boat are built to have volume? Why shape them like V instead of just building a flat structure like a board?

The bigger the boat is, the taller it tends to be. The simple reason for this is to increase the volume. Because that is what matters when it comes to floating not the surface area.

Weight and volume are the two factors that make a boat float. Saying no one should factor in those two critical criteria for floatation shows how clueless you are about the things you are talking about.

Secondly, unlike the selfish you that Will abandon your friends in a burning house, there are some people who when they are running to safety also want to make sure their friends are safe as well.
And if there was no wood, she would have gladly perished for his sake. If anything rose died a thousand times more than Jack.

If anything she sank deeper than Jack.

Seriously, your ignorance weighs heavier than a bag of lead (a metal, incase you still don't know it).

Writing for posterity sake my foot. Gosh
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Premiumwriter: 11:07pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ssh.. premium boy..don't try to be Savage when it comes to me.. cheesy
Help yourself out by facing your job..
always trying to praising yourself.

Quite pathetic.
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Premiumwriter: 11:02pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
She is one..after spending her youthful life in the*** fill in the gap.. grin
nah. She's garbage. Never tink yourself anything other than that
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Premiumwriter: 10:53pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
No she is at home feeding you all day..only for you to come here just to insult her..
feeding? seems the garbage offspring of a garbage thinks itself a human too.
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Premiumwriter: 10:50pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You ain't Savage little boy..how about you face your job so you could at least help her life.. grin
I guess the rubbish that garbaged you out have no more expectations of you?
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Premiumwriter: 10:25pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Go tell that woman at home..
I guess yours found u in a dump


Oh wait, that's why you're so full sh!t
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Premiumwriter: 10:15pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
How about you keep mute and slide off?
you vomit too many rubbish at a time.
RomanceRe: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 9:57pm On Apr 04, 2022
Kellzzyy:
Jack was a stupid simp.
If you ever find yourself in similar situation, DON'T BE LIKE JACK.
the question we all need answer to is, if the woman gave her life would you call her stupid and simp?
RomanceRe: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 9:54pm On Apr 04, 2022
Kellzzyy:
GIANT SIMP
how do feel now?
RomanceRe: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 7:44pm On Apr 04, 2022
dhiqson:
A very interesting read
And as usual our militant branch serving it hot hot grin
Now before we go into the discuss we need understand some things first


Was Titanic real? Yes it was
Was the love story in titanic real? LoL obvs not.. there was no rose or jack on that ship that sank (although there was, but the film romance wasn't there at all)
That being said who is a simp or what is simping


Simping is the act of dragging one's dignity and value on the dirty floors of seeking validation from the other gender.
Did jack do all these? I mean he was from the bottom chain
And he was able to pull off the daughter of a high class lady and that was enganged to a man rich also

Did he drag his dignity?
What were his ways to catch her?
Remember when she wanted to jump into the sea he dared her to go ahead
Also there were other instances where she showed that she indeed was genuine with him... I deduce this from when she had the chance to escape with her mom she left the safety boat and climbed back into a "sinking ship"
Now the red pill isn't against marriage, dating and all
It says put yourself first
Your purpose first and all that
Anyone that's helping you achieve your purpose is the one you commit to...


Still on still
Understand that even in the film, after jacks death she remained like that till her death.


My conclusion now
Modern women/naija babes no deserve these o grin
If you're btw life and death and dey say your babe
Lmao...you know what to do



Ohhh deduce whatever you wanna do with this pic
this your pic is funny because you considered only surface areas of the board (space) and not weight.

Weight and volume are critical for a thing to float or sink according to archimedes principle.

The board has no volume, hence it can support very little weight.
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell This Guy That He Has Body Odour? by Premiumwriter: 7:40pm On Apr 04, 2022
Truvelisback:
Guy, shey na babe i wan toast?
you fit collect if you talk anyhow o
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell This Guy That He Has Body Odour? by Premiumwriter: 6:18pm On Apr 04, 2022
Likeandshare:
Like if you think the OP should keep it to himself,share if you think he should speak up.
I don't know about others but if it were to be me, I'd prefer you say it to me straight.

At least I know you're not laughing at my back.

Just read a some good article about how to treat body odour. Know it in such a way that you can advise him.

Then walk up to him and tell him that you have something you'll like to discuss with him honestly.

Make him promise not t0 get angry o. Some people can't handle the truth.

Then proceed to tell him in the kindest way possible.

Start with things like, "you're one of the most well dressed guys I know and you have a good sense of fashion. Sometimes I even admire and try to copy your fashion"

Then just ease into it that you don't know why he's having this kind of odour that usually comes from him each time you are close by.

Mention any other person (or just say someone said the same thing about it to you but you don't want to keep it to yourself because


Jst cap from there and see his reaction
CrimeRe: My Girlfriend Was RAPED I Don’t Know What To Do by Premiumwriter: 6:03pm On Apr 04, 2022
Op want to file a case
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Competent Writers Needed by Premiumwriter: 6:00pm On Apr 04, 2022
BiasedNairaland:
Sounds fishy and shady. Why demand 10,000 words when you could phase the job so that you do not waste your time and that of the writer? You think 10,000 words is a piece of cake that you can reject whimsically? No sensible writer will accept this deal that would likely lead to disputations.
I no even bother to read the proposal.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Intolerant Both Religious And Tribal by Premiumwriter: 11:10am On Apr 04, 2022
Religious girls always feel like they are doing you a favor whenever you guys are dating.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Some Nigerian Girl? by Premiumwriter: 10:59am On Apr 04, 2022
Person dey pull her pant in peace, you dey here dey vex?

But my daughter nor fit try this one o. Even if she dey ha husband house grin grin
RomanceRe: Help! Help!! To Divorce A Marriage Done In The Church In Lagos(cac) by Premiumwriter: 10:58am On Apr 04, 2022
It's funny how niggas think a thing like marriage will change a b!tch.
PhonesRe: NIN-SIM Linkage: FG Directs Telcos To Bar Outgoing Calls On Unlinked Lines by Premiumwriter: 10:12am On Apr 04, 2022
akpunda86:
No sane Kidnapper calls you with his number,They call you with Victims Number We as a country should be talking of how to be tracking a number and with inbuilt GPS devices for easy tracking,Problem is that we have many unprofessional in Nigeria govt IT sector
seriously.

How do you imagine that a kidnapper will use his own sim card to call for ransom?

Ordinary truecaller will do this thing they are spending billions upon.

The north is suffocating us with ignorance. To think they are applauding pantami for this nonsense
PhonesRe: NIN-SIM Linkage: FG Directs Telcos To Bar Outgoing Calls On Unlinked Lines by Premiumwriter: 10:07am On Apr 04, 2022
kingscare1:
It's a good thing in disguise.
That would stop using untraceable or unlinked or unrecognized numbers to do heinous crimes. To be frank with you, forget government incompetency, it's for a stronger national security and to stop crime.

When one does crime with a linked line, they security agency will catch the person through the recognised lines, if you escape, the catch your frequent calls or next of kin.

For me, it's good.
what's yo stop kidnappers from collecting victims phones to call?

It's all nonsense if you think it properly.

What they should have done was to install security cameras. They didn't.

They should have armed forces patrolling the rail ways and other hot spots.

They won't do that.

They know where these kidnappers lodge in the forest, nothing is done about it.

But hey, sim linked with NIN will solve all the problems. Bunch of fo0ls in power
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Mocks Aminu Bello Masari Because Of Buhari by Premiumwriter: 6:47am On Apr 04, 2022
Hisbah21:
drunked Masari always in his stupidity.. this guy doesnot make sense at all. nothing in Katsina to show in his 7 years
a mosque at the roundabout doesn't count? grin

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