₦airaland Forum

Tayo D .
Been a while.

Hey bro, the difference between you and me is that you see nothing wrong in any republican at all. Your new improved newt was prosecuting Clinton while he was having an affair of his own,

Tayo-D:
@Pres-elect,
Here you go again looking for trouble. Wetin concern me with your wahala at this point?

How I go do na? Man must to find your trouble once in a while to keep this section of nairaland alive

Anyway, you are wrong on two points. First, I do not stand by any republican and two, my dislike of Obama is not misguided.
The problem that Newt and co have is their Clintonian tendencies. The only difference is that Clinton had no problem lying under oath in his quest to hide what everyone knew was true. At least, Newt owns up to his shortcomings. By biblical principle, we forgive those who confess and forsake their wrong ways. You democrats revel in your bad behavior. Go figure!

Newt owned up? He admitted when he couldnt hide it! Somethings are indefensible. Serial infidelity then dumps his wife and takes another, dumps that one and takes another

Advocated for Dodd and frank to go to jail for , only god knows what, while he was receiving millions from lobbying for the same crooks he associated with Dodd/frank? Really. A history consultant? Really.
Please, If your sister was dumped by her his and when she's in hospital how will you feel? Abeg joo. That man is wicked, evil, self centered, etc
He's mean spirited.

Why d'you make such an assumption? You're confusing me with tayo D who stands by any republican just to massage his misguided dislike of Obama.

Newt and other republicans are a bunch of hypocrites. I'm shocked the evangelical holy men of GOP in Iowa are ready to endorse that liar.

Lol
I started the thread, don't forget
Herman Cain is a disgrace to marriage. I'm guessing sometime in the future his wife will file for divorce.
Did anyone remember reverend Long of one Atlanta church accused of sleeping with boy and he denied? Ok, I guess he has agreed to settle the matter out of court and his wife has filed for divorce

We wait patiently for mrs Cain. she didn't even know her husband well and she wants Americans to trust the he-goat!

If not for his money no woman would give him the tiime of day.

That's like saying 'if not for sex I would never have put my pen-s into her vag-na'
That's the attraction of women
99.9% of them.

OgaMadam
How I go do na? Religion no go kill person for this world. E be like say any person wey wan open church, e go find something peculiar take surround him "vision".

Of all the moral problems facing Nigeria( make we pretend say the economic problems no concern church), so of all our moral problems: fornication, adultery, greed, selfishness, pride, hypocrisy, lying, divorce, poor parenting, etc, na wedding ring be this guy problem

I've been to a wedding where the local officials after wedding my people asked them if they had any ring. No be by force to wear ring. Lol
If you no like am as a symbol of marriage, then take it as fashion or jewelry. If you no like am, no buy am. Change topic. We have bigger problems to talk about. Sogbo!

Evil Brain:
OP is absolutely right. Moreover, further investigation by me has revealed that there are no cars, computers or internet forums in the bible either. These things must be demonic creations by western mystic devil worshippers allied to the illuminati.

We must all abandon these devilish instruments and return to our previous righteous stone-age way of life.

Quite true!
As a matter of fact, my further investigation showed that there was no bible in the bible. Jesus never read the bible. He read the scriptures written in Hebrew which can still be found in Israel today in scrolls.
Moses never read the new testament. Moses never ended or started his prayers with "in Jesus name". He never did that.
None of them spoke English not to talk of reading English scripture or some book with many scriptures called bible.
Remember it was that "foolish gentile" King James of England who even without gods authority, gave orders for the Latin bible to be translated to English and printed in quantities and "foolishly" authorized common human beings to own their own bibles in an era where only the catholic church had the power to own bibles or interprete it. And the church kept the bible only in Latin.

So let's all go to Israel and get the original scrolls and read them. Throw away your bibles pls

Oops I forgot, Moses never went to church. And Jesus never went to church too. They may have gone to temple or synagogue. So let's all destroy these churches we built(except may be some synagogue somewhere in lagos )

What a thread!!
Hisssssssss

We shall see

Ayi ga ahu . Infact o wu nani gi ga ahu ( ihu m na nro )

Anumanu

Asa m esogbuzina. Tosh agaghi enye gi nsogbu ozo. O ga ahu m n'abali na nro.
Nonsense

Ala di n'udi n'udi (there are different types of bre.asts)
Ala maa mma, welu aka gi jide ya ala( if the brea.st is good, use your hand and hold/press it/fumble it)
Ala maa mma, welu onu gi michaa ya( if the bre.ast is good, use your mouth to s-ck it/lick it)

Lol, this guys explode wellu wellu

Why is this software changing bre.ast for bosom? is bre.ast a bad word? Haba!

There he goes again! Lol!

ifyalways:
Darfur m!
Igbo si ahu dimkpa ahu ogologo imi ya,nwa Darfur tie m okwe ka dimkpa,kukasia ihe nile ka ahu juo m oyi once and for all.O gini di?I na-apaghari m ka akwa oge nile,biko a bu m agaba(i never pretended or decieved you),mee m something ga agaba so anya m ga apu n'ihe ukwu.

Pres-elect m,a huru m gi n'anya,a choro m gi kama na o dim ka oru isa toilet gi ahu di gi nkpa karia m.A choro m big bacon na big ihe daily.I ga ebuli kwa?lol

Mi rove
Gbahara m.

@Odumchi,a mam si ivu mirima m but Pres elect wu mi rove.Biko hapuru m ya.lol
Tosh,get thee behind me ye worker of oru ekwensu.

Eheee ka m sikwa. Obuzikwa Ify m di ihea. Asa hapuwa, agam ebuli, nothing mega. Chere m next week, m ga aku gi nkwa I ga eji enwe bow leg! Hapu tosh nwunye ya churu oso, o ga ahu m na nro this week. Nwunye ya na aguru ya egwu nelly uchendu "waka about" lol.
Asa m o, Obi eruola m ala ugbua. Cheeee .

ifyalways:
LOL
unu ga-egbu mmadu nga,umu nne m.

Kedu nwa Darfur bikonu?Olee Pres-elect?Ihe nwanyi ji eso nwoke awughi nani maka "iti okwe" but also for "security".
Nwa Darfur ole ebe I gara?Lekwa Toshman ji "ihe ya" eme m oppress here.

Ihe Toshia na ado m akpiri.
Ihe Toshia gbara agba.
Ihe a na-eme m ahu somehow

Nwa Darfur owuru na m nye gi a couple of hours ma I putaghi bia were "ihe gi" jezuo m ahu nile,Im gonna grab the available one oh.HOHA!

Mmadu a ga adi ndu na esi mmuo mmuo?lol

Odumchi,dalu nwanne mana ihe Toshi a,hmmn ihe toshia bu ebelebe igba.

Chei, choi, chai, Ify egbuo m Ify m egbuola m o
Onye mere nke a? Isi na ihe tosh gbara agba? Olee ete ishi Mara? eeh?
Choi!!! Ofe mbano egbuo m, Ify egbuo m

Bia toshnwanyi! I chekwana okwu a agwula. Ibidobeghi.
Aga m api gi mkpuru ihe gi. I ga ahu m ma nro n'abalia. And na nro ahu, a ga m egosi gi ihu m na eji anyu nshi

hewu!!!!
oku na mmiri . . . .
nwoke ji nwanyi na achu nwanyi. . . . .
elee ebe oshi feputa? toshman umuagbara. imaputala from ulo nga? ishi okpukpu
bia, i na egwukwa egwu, egwukwala ya ebe ify m nu. ibiala now ekwubeghi ekwu inyela ya aha. gini wu ifysco?

ebelebe igba!!!!!!
m gidekwe gi

Person die of bike accident, another died of bus accident, instead of young Nigerians to hold govt accountable for failing to provide reasonable means of transportation, including good roads and buses and also provide prompt emergency services
And equip our hospitals to meet emergency medicine standards, all of which Nigeria can afford if our money is well spent, people are here calling on some karma spirit from voodooland and blaming a sex scandal for a road accident.

And tomorow people wonder why we are not moving forward with naija

Ify o Ada m ji eme onu
Relax, jirikwa ya nwayo n'ebe creamy no.

@presido
Eji m aka na owughi Ify m ka isi meetie gi n'ukwu udara enweghi m onu okwu for now.

@agaba mkpum. Emeela gi release? kemgbe unu ji mechaa riot welcome back to freedon

Heheheheheherman Cain
Woman number four appears with detaiks
Tiger woods part 2.
Wey my pop corn I'm loving it

newdeal:
Andy Carol for sale, anyone?

I think from now on, I will just strive to enjoy good football and admire Liverpool from afar

Hehehehehehehe ebelebe igba
Next time you guys should spend money on good players and not overhyped English boys. Get a coach who knows the game and not one who follows English sport commentaries or who listens to English self made analysts in the street.

Ebelebe igba
@relax, isi gini? Lol. Nnaa ee, oge ozo m ga abia na threadia ag a m eji zinc pant Ify zutaralam with padlock ji jide ihe m safely maka adighi ama ama
Ihe wu maka nani Ify m before Nwoke ibe m Aruba m ihe m na amaghi

Asa m ooo
eee? Isi gini? Na oyi na atu gi? J hewu!! Ebezina.
Ngwa bia ka m nye gi ahu oku
baby m ooo

The bomboclaat is going down. Lol. Even the black republicans will not vote for him. Not Michael steel, not Ken Blackwell and his tea party nuts will run away now

Ify m o
I ma na ihe gi a na ato pieces and also de thing nwere fireworks. Ukwu nnu.
A-trust-ighi m umu guys . Umu guys di bad ebe ihe na ato pieces no
Ify o . Biko Dee aham n'ara gi abuo, ma ebe ahu kwa. Adi ama ama maka any nwa guy choro ibia ebe onye ozo.

ifyalways:
Ikomi,mgbo burukwa 'raincoat' gi ebe ahu.Onye na eme/acho contact?E jim contact gi eme gini?I chotana ogwu Priapism na aria gi?O dighi ihe jikorom with ndi ma o bu ihe obula na adighi 'straight'.

ifyalways:
lol mana kedu ka m siri mata ihe na aria Ikomus na down below?

Owu Felimbobo gwara m.

asim ka m juo gu ajuju!

ifyalways:
@Ikomi,I ga-abia Edinburgh?
I ga-ebulikwa?haha.

and Ify you sef, kedu ihe I na eme ikomi invite to Edinburgh n'oyi a? Ima na ikomi na achu umu nwanyi ndi ozo badly, and ikomi nwere STD obutere na Amsterdam, and winter Edinburgh wu agha. Kedu plans gi?

A ma m na owu njakiri but m ga asi for this one njakiri go back o otoghi nwa Sudan ochi at all. Ala owere bia lerekwo.

Ikomi:
Yes Yes Yes

Make it official, icho nyem the address ima ihe iga eme.

ikomi, kitikpa piawakwaa gi isi ebe ahu
o wu imaghi na Ify wu odim n'obi? Imaghi na mu na Ify wu flesh and blood? Eee, ikomi o wu gi ka m na aju.
anaghi emekwa nwanne na nwayi o. Eji m two complete years chuo Ify, hard to get nke ya mere m obara mgbali elu Tupu ya ekwe for me. And bc Ify di solid na bed, ihe ya na ato pieces, o ma ya eme well well, agaghi m ahapu ya at all. Ihe a wu ihe mere m ji tigbuo mmadu na okitipupa, wuo mmadu mmanu oku na katsina-ala, tuba mmadu na sewage na damaturu, tapu mmadu nti na argungu.
Jidekwa onwe gi aka o.

let me be clear, as a solid unadulterated igbo man kara aka, i love every igbo state, including, but not limited to, the state that gave us the great Zik, Ekwueme, Ojukwu, Nwafor Orizu, Chinua Achebe et al. anambraians are wonderful people. the whole igbo land has been a victim of nigeria's systematic prejudice and vengeance. i also agree that many times its our own brothers( eg. chris uba names withheld) that have been used to destroy us.

but pls, brothers and sisters, abeg make una help me ask ohaneze, what he meant by this have you ever been to new york? mayor bloomberg will sue you if he sees this descritpion

Ohaneze1:
The picture you showed is a natural effect, even the background of the image showed that Onitsha is like New York good. Anambra are the real Igbo (Jews)

and i am a proud full blooded igbo, born and bred. i'm not a jew, nothing wrong with jews, but i'm not one

nnaa eee! ennyluv ahu wu ihe an'akpo okiripkoto

ebelebe igba . . . . biko ify bia ka m nwee obiuto jare. david cameron mechakwaa ihe nile ochoro ime, umu boys ga enweririrla obi uto from somewhere
ify nwa baby m oo . . idi too much
asa were nke a

Ikomi:


Inshort buru ohu gi laaaa. Imagine ooohhhh, irikwasi ne'lu, how am I sure na igaa agbaji mu azun, since Darfur said na ihe gi na ato pieces.

Ify acho'mu nsogbu, ebute kwala ihe gi na threadia again.

bia nwoke m jide amu gi aka o or else, m jiri ya gwoo ogwu ego sharp sharp, jiri zuoro ify rolls royce for ekeresimesi

creamish, eziokwu ka m gwara gi.

Umu boys aputashiala maka new baboyos agbala

ifyalways:
^Nwa Darfur di safe and available eehkwa?M bidokwa nkem,i no go look back.
EL i ka no nso?Ifeoma di safe.

Ify nwa mma . O wu obere njakiri a ka iji e threaten m with away match? Biko nne jiri nwayo. Onweghi ihe m ga eme. A dim safe aputaghi na a di m available.

@creamy,
relax 101 wu retired terrorist ejidere na Yemen college of psychopathic terrorism, tukpuo ya nga na guantanamo, garuo ebe ahu, afo asawa ya, ya nyuo ahuru m'owu nshi ebe nile eshikasia ndi US navy, ha achupu ya na guantanamo, ji style si na o di innocent, but ha si ya puo osiso, kpacharakwa Anya ebe o no.

Muwa no ebe a, a dim safe uhm, a no m na safe hands (and legs)Ify!

Onye ngbu idi bad

Since the republicans took the house, we've had bills on constitution, using federal money for abortions( there's already a 1970s law against using federal money for abortion) planned parenthood, abortion, last night they passed another bill on abortion to enforce the earlier abortion bill
what happened to jobs?
I thought tea party was against the bail outs? Why are they defending wall street in this year's wall street protests