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Cutehector:
Your wife doesn't have regard for you..

First she is cheating on u which is obvious and second , she lied to your face... How can a boss call all the female staff my baby . what sort of childish lie is that.. Pls you have to take this matter up seriously cuz d way u acting soft is dangerous..

Pls show some attitude..

Don't be some thing rash just yet. You should let her know you're uncomfortable with the situation with her boss. Threaten to confront the boss if need be.

GEJ and Patience made him who he his. He'll wipe their ass clean if they asked him to.

heywhyangel:
You are hereby invited for an aptitude test Scheduled to hold on Sat. 18th March 2017 at the Lagoon restaurant,1C Ozumba Mbadiwe str,victoria island,lagos.
Time: 8am. Please come along with original copy of the ffg:
1. Nysc/exemption letter (compulsory)
2. Bsc
3. O'level
4. Birth cert & passport photograph
5. CV and a valid means of ID. Globacom HR

How did it go? Was rooting for you dear.

Only a foetal and undiscerning mind would attribute Magu's rejection as anything but corruption fighting back.

Not only are the so called Sin-ators intentionally frustrating Magu's approval but the effrontery with which they flaunt and parade their shamelessness in debilitating, to say the least.

They claimed he's living as ostentious lifestyle cos he flew 1st class, really? That is corruption?
They claimed he's keeps company with high profile people of questionable character? Are they high on that kush?

They themselves and practically every public office holder fails those criteria miserably.
In fact, had that been the yard stick, even pastors won't qualify for any office.

Point being, in the absence of any fault, they invented one, preceded and decided on it. And there's no one to even stand in defence of the poor ambushed Magu. Is there not even one Sinator with integrity?

In conclusion, there are only 3 solutions to this. Either, Magu continues in his capacity as acting chairman of EFCC and fux them with the long deek of the law.
Or the president exercises his superior executive order
Or we agree democracy can't combat corruption thereby resort to the unpredictable Military where there's no room for politicking.

Quite unprecedented.

LePrezident:
Ehen you sef don switch to our camp... yaff join bad gang

Lool and which camp is that?

Dear Buhari

Here's the situation. You sir, need to rest. Not really cos we really care but cos in your absence things got better under the helms of your vice. You need to rest cos your ineptitude spells doom across all sectors. You need to rest cos even your body looks arid and too frail, making you unpresentable as the president of the most promising economy in Africa. No sir, your spirit may be willing but the body is done, signed out, retired.

You can't even perform in ze oza room. How can you perform in ze no1 office?
Please in your best interest GO AND REST AND LET THE VICE CONTINUE.

I was rooting for this couple. Too bad. Guess they couldn't handle the pressure.

Your math teacher got you fuqd up big time.
It's never too late to learn.
I once had a private tutorial with a top level bank manager when he realized it was paramount to his career advancement. And today he's math guru (at least to an extent).

Thank the stars that woke you.
Meanwhile... I woke up in a new Bugatti!

It's too early to be a pervert OP.

Confused.
Don't know where to place this Fayose Anomaly.

BlackDBagba:
I admire this man called Fayose. His balls ... Wow!!!

Sexual?

...do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small...
This killed me. Joke of the day!

Our pseudo-smartness is what's killing us. Every one always trying to out-smart the other.
No sense of trust, unity or patriotism.

People/Movies just keep spreading superstitions and hearsays. Has any one ever experienced Witchcraft?
Any one?

cktheluckyman:
Magu you are no longer the acting Efcc chairman and can do nothing

I just don't get your lot.
Is your comment from a deficiency of brain, lack of or simply its rot?

Why You Should Be Crying Over Magu's Rejection.
In his short stint as acting chairman, the polity has experienced a major shake down. The cases he's exposed of embezzled and laundered public funds are outrageous both in number (Hundreds!) and amount (Billions!).

The level of fear he instills in these politicians is so overwhelming they just couldn't afford to approve him as the EFCC Chairman. They would only be shooting themselves in the foot. Cos they know he's coming after them.

His rejection doesn't come as a shock cos only Executive order can endorse him.
As long as it's down to the votes of the Senators, he'll never be approved. Which is the faux pas of Democracy.

So unless you're a corrupt politician or one who has embezzled public funds directly or indirectly, I don't see why any sane well meaning Nigerian should celebrate Magu's rejection.
And No, this is not an issue of tribalism or integrity, but blatant obstruction of justice. Corruption fighting back.

Can't forget this!
She caught me pilfering from dad's wallet and scolded me. I just knew that wasn't the end of it.
I can't remember what I was dreaming about but it was abruptly interrupted by an extraordinary lashing.
Mom was the petting and dotting type so I knew I definitely crossed the line.
Never stole a dime ever after.

Lool
And y'all thought the same corrupt thieving Senators he's been hunting and exposing were going to endorse him??

Democracy is stupid.

Can it cure this eyesore you just put us through?

Err, didn't you apply there? You should be preparing on how to give a kiss-asz I mean kick-asz interview.

IamAirforce1:
Igbo tradition gone world wide
Wow

Stop this foolishness. Soldiers do this all the time.
Igbos do it for their gods, soldiers pour some for the fallen.
Y'all keep tryna pirate errthg.

Merceline:
see them judges. they never see anything right in another's action. they are still crucifying the woman leaving the culprit.

lol iWeep.
insult upon injury.

NwamaziNwaAro:

So Nigeria still get faithful women

Bruh I never saw it coming.
But honestly she just hasn't met a true Yoruba Demon.

LordIsaac:
He has said it all: " your picture drives me crazy." Engaging in conversation with such a man is in itself adultery. She is enjoying the attention.

4real? Tell me somtin.
Even resisting adultery is adultery? Are you unwell?

ikp120:
Stereotyping is one the biggest mistake on earth.

I can master all these and pull a strong stunt that no psychologist can fault.

Training and trusting your instincts is the only way to spot lies in any case.

Nuff said.
Most of these are just dead on arrival.
Especially the eye contact bit, mastered this a long time ago, since the 1st time I heard it.
I would make a Big liar, I just have a Bigger conscience.

One way to know if some one is lying, ask them same story later unexpectedly, see if that sh!t adds up.
Or just make yourself some one they can be comfortably truthful with and not regret it.

Blame Buhari.
The effect of naira crashing against dollar.



When she realises it's just 1 dollar bill he slid in her pants.

For starters, the Pentateuch purportly written by Moses were divinely inspired right?

So you genuinely believe the biblical account of Creation?
Population of earth by Adam and Eve?
Which people (where forth they cometh) did God forbid from killing Cain?
Tower of Babel? (The sky just had to be shifted cos we were just a tad too close to the Most High)

Then the disciples during their travails with Christ just happened to keep notes of his proceedings and verbatim utterances on their scrolls (or tablets)

In essence, the bible is a book laden with vague accounts of history, legends (no different from our indigenous stories) collated by the best writers and retold with a theme to brainwash the populace and help keep them under control.

There's always that one idiat that ruins it for every one.
That's probably the number 1 rule of success.

So many too busy chasing money and end up being slaves to money just building another's dream giving up their own passion.
Those who brave the uncertainty of chasing their passion eventually shape the world making money for the rest of their lives.

There's always that one idiat that ruins it for every one.

Fayose knows his onions. A true demagogue.
Truly a worthy adversary. Can't catch him off guard.
Now it's no longer just political witch-hunting but also religious witch-hunting. Kontinu.