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It gives him inspiration, so that when he mounts the pulpit you can see the EFFICACY of Indian hemp.
N we all know how 'efficient' indian hemp is to the sane mind, right?
What kind of gospel has this man been spreading, for Christ's sakes!

N also many thanks to Malick Sidibe, the photographer. As specified by iwe.
Great photos.

These pics r really hilarious.
But it's the 4th pix that really cracked me up - I mean see line-up for photo, then their MJ trousers finished with accient n modern radio. Lol.

@Poster, thanx a mil for the laugh.

A lot of celebrities and famous people are 'lefties' - Morgan Freeman, Julia Roberts, Bruce Willis, Nicole Kidman, Phil Collins, Justin Bieber, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Napoleon Bonaparte and so on.
They are/were lefthanded and are/were world achievers.
Problem is here in Nigeria (maybe in Africa) we think its somewhat negative to be lefthanded. Elders consider it disrespectful if you use your left with them. Parents 'knock' it out of their kids.
But personally, I just think its just life, comes natural to the person. N secretly I think lefties r brilliant.
Oga hubby is a leftie and i just love it

Really? N60bn just on bullet proof vehicles?
Well, I just want them to know that there is no bullet proof against God's judgement.
And it comes!

It amazes me these how every issue is now all about ACN, APP, PDP n the likes.
@ Tigerhead, what has ACN got to do with a thief being sentenced to flogging by a Magistrate Judge?
Let's be careful how we are turning every issue political ... 2015 would be war-free whether you mad politicians like it or not.

This is completely terrible and totally unacceptable! N these men were released because of "lack of evidence''? Did the Police even investigate for evidence?
A man who served celebrities loses his life because two 'unknown' men were dissatisfied with their meal. Life

What da heck!!!

What has Nigeria come to? Time was when JAMB was written, results out and students marched to their respective Uni choice to see if they made the admission lists.
Now JAMB is being re-marked? Unbelievable!
Well, one thing I know when something gets reviewed in Nigeria, even worse underhand stuff happen.
Sad!!!

This is so inspiring.
I truly love Mo'nique and her trying so hard to get in shape has really inspired me. And I know it must have inspired women who go through the mockery and taunts of being overweight or obesed.
Mo'nique is saying to us all - YOU CAN DO IT.

Na winch!
Na wa o.
Okay now.
No kain.
No long thing.
U no dey try at all.
U no join.
Shuo!
Which ones nau?
Man must wack.
Na bad bele.
Shikena!

Though a woman and strongly believe in GirlPower. But my experiences with female bosses have been real terrible.
Last one was the Head PA, heading us junior PAs and Secretaries. This woman ruled that office like she was ruling her home. It was be in her good books or suffer in that office. I had my Confirmation as a staff postponed by over six months because of this lady. And you can't go behind to any of the Top Bosses and make a head way. It was that terrible.

Also had another experience with a 'frustrated' married female boss in 2008 who was also No1 gf of the Company Director. Every other female employee, especially us single ladies then, were a threat to her 'glorified' position and she made us suffer for it.

But I've also known ladies who are secure in their positions and truly God-fearing. Women who are truly hardworking and focused, with them as your boss you could build a good career. Unfortunately, they are so rare.

Ladies, we got to chill and really be the BOSS without bias and insecurity. Just LEAD, following God's guidance.

They are totally HILARIOUS . But No8 is just unbeatable _ I mean he so wants to kick that ball but he's poor feet never touched it - not even once .
God, I love kids, they are without doubt - THE BEST EVER.

First of, I'm speechless! You r dating a guy u r at least 5yrs older than? Girl, u r BOLD. Real bold. Way out of my naija league bold.
I don't know what kind of opinion u r looking for ... But somehow ur gfs have got a point, he's real young n u r in ur 30s. Can u two make it? Have u thought about ur future 2geda? Does his family know about u? Ur family about him?
Am all for love conquers all but can it conquer this?

First of, I'm speechless! You r dating a guy u r at least 5yrs older than? Girl, u r BOLD. Real bold. Way out of my naija league bold.
I don't know what kind of opinion u r looking for ... But somehow ur gfs have got a point, he's real young n u r in ur 30s. Can u two make it? Have u thought about ur future 2geda? Does his family know about u? Ur family about him?
Am all for love conquers all but can it conquer this?

[quote author=Lilimax]Great UNIBEN my ALMA MATA.
Na my Alma mata 2 o. N i believe that the Sports Complex.
Choi! Uniben - long time no see.

This was all so beautiful and truly encouraging.
But I simply love No10 best. Having your baby's face lit up with pure love n utter trust is just ... simply breathtaking!
I can't wait to have my babies and share these great moments with them.

In that case, thank God for make-up.

It's yay or nay now? Okay now, continue.

@Ogugua88 thank u for dat load of good sense n frank talk.

Now @Aloevera, welcome to NL.
Don't u dare try to justify cheating/unfaithfulness - there's no excuse for it.
You got it right when you saw cheating as an act by discontented n undisciplined people. N as Ogugua said - selfish people.
Listen, no one has the perfect man/woman by their side. N that married man u profess to be in love with? He is not perfect n i know u know that already, as he is already cheating on his wife with u.
No partner is perfect . But when we make a commitment n give our word to our significant other, we owe it not just to them but above all to ourselves to keep that word for that is our proof of integrity.
So there's no 'matured talk' necessary. There's only being truthful with ur partner n taking full responsibility for your actions.
N finally let go another woman's man. Thank u.

Personally I'm an 'open communicator' myself n Oga hubby knows that.
He treats me good - I tell him, always.
He treats me bad - I tell him, one hand.
He hits that spot - I SCREAM in joy n pleasure.
He rushes in n out - I groan in disappointment.
He's EVER to av a gf, even for free? - It's a big NO ... N he knows that 2.
I recommend OC 4 every marriage - keeps all cards on the table & face-up all da time

Nice piece, Bolaji.
But No7 got me lol . Shuo! Waking up in the middle of d night to find ur partner staring at u is more than obsession o .... e be winch .
Dat kain red alert need prayer n fasting with a litl bit of exorcism, run no fit cure ds midnight wahala o.

Often times people look at relationships that are 'E-originated' as never serious, never end well n totally immature n wrong.
N they could be right, given the kind of nasty stuff we hear these days.
But there are still good people out there. N you might be lucky to meet one of them via social networks.
My take is any relationship you are going into, whatever the origin, be yourself. Don't let anyone turn you into someone else and never settle for anything but the best for you.

Why do non-catholics show such utter disrespect toward the Mother of Jesus, Our Savior, Lord and God?
N how do you people think Jesus really feels about that?
And what makes you people believe Jesus is threatened, in any way at all, by the HONOR bequeated on His Blessed Mother by catholics?
Let us be very careful ... Ignorance and Pride might not be accepted excuses at the end of the day.
When you lack understanding, ask to be taught. N in matters concerning God, don't assume you know, ask The Holy Spirit to enlighten you.

lol. It sounds like a script from that Brazilian soap - Seize the day.
Wch kain drink VS friskiness go make you no recognise ur hubby touch?

You believe that 90% of women cheat. Before I continue, thank u for that 'myopic' observation.
Now this is my contribution, since u believe dat 90% of women cheat, I say u stick with her. Cos how possible will it be for u to find a woman from the remaining 10% non-cheating women?
Its gonna be a tough call.
N since she possesses IN FULL your 7 must have ladies qualities, I do believe she's just ur perfect match.
I'd like to finish by saying ... U don't know 90% of women, so ur 'little belief' is actually blind n baseless.

I speak ONLY with my Mum. With dear father dead the last 11 yrs, I can assure we haven't spoken in a really long while.
I refrain from talking with/to the dead.
Only parent left is mum and we do a whole lot of talking

Love is like a seed planted in the ground, it needs to be nurtured - watered, trimmed, weeds taken out, fertilized. It also requires adequate sunlight and air.
Bottomline love, when treated right, lasts forever.
Can't stop loving Oga hubby, I swear that guy knows the secret of loving

ijaw citizen: Oga seun,
You don't "strike down" something that is written, You "strike it off".

No offence intended

You are absolutely right in correcting Seun and there's no need for the ''no offence" addition, given his Rule No21 which stresses the use of perfect grammar and punctuation.
He should lead by example.

Slicing pomo in cubic form to garnish my soups, stew and veg sauce is a fave wt me. I simply can't do wtout pomo n Oga hubby enjoys it too.
No way do I consider it 'poor man's food'.

armyofone: OP, do you mean it the other way round? "Excellent food that will turn your woman off"


Banana = so belly filled can't do it tonight
2. Chocolate = I have had enough of lovings
3. Wine = get tipsy and doze off
4. Beans = fart the evening away
5. Garlic = phew not even the toothpaste and mouth wash could bring you closer
6. Ginger = stomach ache relievers, don't need ya now.
7. Pineapple = you are gonna run away from growling stomach
8. Caffeine = not sleepy, stay in the living room to watch the Braxton family

Great analysis. U r on point.
LMAO