₦airaland Forum

Caseless:
i be afonja.

No way! You've already blown your cover on this thread.

Now I'm beginning to wonder just how many of you are impersonating Afonjas on this forum for the singular purpose of sustaining the Divide and Rule strategy.

Caseless:
lol! This large ignorance is on an open forum.

So you're actually an Ab0ki and for years you've been hiding under the Afonja tag to constitute a nuisance on this forum.

Ab0kis will be expelled from the Zoo soonest. Gideon Orkar tried it once... And the final judgement is still pending. The leprous, parasitic and violent North has a date with history.

Organs:
Bros, the #1 commodity sought after and needed the world over is oil and Saudi Arabia, a muslim country is #1 in oil. Even yeye Trump with his big mouth, the first country he visited is Saudi Arabia. One more thing bros, if you go to Israel, and then go to Saudi Arabia, Saudi will bounce you, you cannot enter Saudi Arabia with your Naija passport showing that you have been to Israel. Same goes for many Arab Countries. Finally, there is no Church in Saudi Arabia, and you have to be Muslim to enter Mecca, a city in Saudi Arabia, be you anybody, you cannot go there unless you are muslim, so with your analogy, they are darkness right, yet God blessed them with oil, so how say you bros?

Senseless long story... #Islamabad

Sapiosexuality:
But is there any geographical location known as middle belt?

Is there a geographical location known as South-South?

QueenOfNepal:
Islam failed today

Islam will always fail... Darkness can never triumph over light. We all should join hands and kill Islam before it kills us. Islam is evil...

Dollyak:
The whole saga has been badly handled. The most tragic of all is the citizens attitudes towards this lack if respect.

Are you still on this forum? Its been a long time I saw your post.

fortunekaura:
if the arewa youths talk all angles will catch fire

That's exactly what we're hoping for. Everywhere needs to catch fire so that the parasites will detach and everybody can go their separate ways.

The Zoo Must Fall

awillabo:
Must he arrive in a chattered jet..

Why not use a motorcade.

(maybe he doesn't wana suffer the hardship of traveling in degraded roads full of pot holes and unpaved portions which he as governor has refused to fix)

Akwa is only fews hours from abia state.

They are practically neighbors

Why waste ten million naira for a chattered jet...

From Umuahia to Ikot-Ekpene is less than 45 minutes drive... Umuahia to Uyo is about an hour drive.

The degraded road to Akwa-Ibom is a federal road and one of the reasons why we're fed up with the wicked, evil and criminal arrangement called Nigeria.

lionness:
Shameless useless IPOBS, so the same Shoyinka you all ridiculed because he criticized your Messiah and Bloda GEJ is suddenly the same person you are quoting. The Biafran folks are desperately seeking for validating and appeal. If Biafra is something you truly believe in, you dont need to care what Trump, or the UN, or the same person you all abused and shamed during the GEJ's government think. Its a matter of time before a baboon is quoted as a staunch supporter and lover of Biafra. Hopeless and insincere cause sponsored by criminals who are afraid of been investigated after looting the GEJ administration into tandem. Kanu is definitely collecting his pay check from Ekweremandu, Ubah, Odua, Obi, and the likes. A silly puppet dancing to the tune of this pay master, and half of the entire SE youths cant see this fraud for his insincerity. Just please give them the Biafra, and see these people self-destruct like ticking timebomb in less than a decade.

See pain...!!!

Emu4life:
simple Question, Simple answer.

That's why you've never passed any reasonable exams in your lifetime...

Where is your father? .... He's doing pretty fine

Is that the answer to the question? What kind of answer is that?

Zombies can't even think for themselves again. Idiots!

ayenitre:
but the only problem with that is that they invested lots of money on drosses....

Including Henry Onyekuru

kandyj:
he will add depth

Na waa

Destined2win:
USA (United States of Africa) which includes Present day Nigeria geographical location and 6 other countries that will join later

Now I know you're a confirmed nutcase. Good luck to you in your quest.

Destined2win:
I am a friendly and happy President who doesn't take life so serious but is more concerned about the welfare of the citizen which you are one of them; to ensure that they have all they need to live a peaceful and prosperous life.

What have you been smoking? You're president of where exactly?

Destined2win:


E go be you like season film wey no get ending

You're not talking like a president. Unless maybe its the president of NURTW

Destined2win:
It's no longer news that the different sections of the country are clamoring for dissolution of the entity called Nigeria while some claim they prefer restructuring of the present status quo because it favors a particular people.

I stand for equity, justice, fairness, peace and prosperity; all these are going to stand as the hallmark of my reign as President. But in any case where things move on so fast and there comes a referendum and dissolution of this entity Nigeria, I will still rule the entire people that presently make up the nation and even some of those that are presently neighbors from both near and far.

This I will not do by force but by consent and a laid out rules for cohabitation. I will shed more light on this in the coming days.

That time, the strength of any nation will be known by their ability to be in a diplomatic relationship with me and the nation I rule.

My Presidency will be something to die for.

Pray for my Presidency!!!

You want to be president of Oduanistan, Arewanistan or OduArewastan? Because I'm 100% sure your madness cannot be directed towards Biafra.

doublewisdom:
Future wives and mothers.

For Afonjas...

This is how most Afonjas came out. That's why they're wicked and morally bankrupt.

fratermathy:
Enjoy it.. While it lasts!

Mathias how market? The thing pain you gan. Mathias be like....

Edakun epp me! Awon IPOB miscreants ti take over.

jeffizy:
As a kid back then, I always get goosebumps listening to the music.
It made me a believer in the project called Nigeria. Even till now, despite the odds.

IPOBS don't want no more of that anymore....

Ifyone123:
has he played for nigeria before?

Sure. He's the current No 1

Wabros:
...

shut up! Have you been to Umuahia? And where are you from? Let's compare

naturalman:
Umuahia is just another aba....but possesses some level of cleanliness...

Umuahia is too congested and lack some basic amenities, like flyovers, dualized roads, beautiful hotels as to compare with yenagoa.

A bit of traveling will make you understand better..
Akure from the list is ahead of yenagoa...

Asaba is another Onitsha in making....rowdiness is their birth mark

Umuahia is one of the few planned cities in Nigeria with an excellent drainage system and good road network. It is a small town that's why most of the roads aren't dualized. The issue of flyover doesn't arise. Flyovers aren't decorations, they're built because they're needed to ease traffic congestion at a strategic interchange. Such an arrangement doesn't fit into Umuahia town.

Umuahia isn't rowdy. The only rowdy spot in Umuahia is GATE. By the way I believe I'm more travelled around Nigeria than you are.

Yenagoa has better hotels, true but that's all. There's no planning and the structures there are below par. Most of the residential houses are nothing to write home about. You can hardly see two/three storey buildings in Yenagoa.

naturalman:
So, which capital below it is better than her....
say it, so that necessary modified can be made to the list after a successful and constructive argument

I told you Umuahia is light years ahead of Yenagoa for instance. Abeokuta, Akure, Asaba... They're all ahead of Yenagoa in terms of infrastructural development and aesthetic ambience. These are places I've been to, so it is an informed opinion.

sunnysunny69:
Most are rented crowds and on PDP pay slip am not surprised.

Is Wike not the owner of PDP in Rivers State again? What are you smoking?

naturalman:
Yenagoa is best suited in that position

Will you stop it! I live in Yenagoa. A town without street names and buildings aren't numbered. Is that a joke? No drainages, no street lights

naturalman:
These are the list of the ten most beautiful capital in Nigeria.

(1) CALABAR

(2) IKEJA

(3) ENUGU

(4) OWERRI

(5) UYO

(6) ABAKALIKI

(7) KANO

( JOS

(9) AWKA

(10) BENIN

Closely followed behind is

(11) PORTHARCOUT

(12) AKURE

(13) KADUNA

(14) GOMBE

(15) IBADAN

(16) YENAGOA

(17) UMUAHIA

(18) ASABA

(19) OSHOGBO

(20) BAUCHI

This list is authentic and devoid of tribalism.

BuT counter suggestion is accepted

Yenagoa Jesu Christi!!!

Have you ever stepped foot on Bayelsa soil in your life before? Yenagoa should be in the last 10 and light years behind Umuahia

Kirigidi:
But you a layman can detect MOSSAD agent without stress and Nigeria's DSS/ SSS cannot! Clap for yourself for knowing more than Nigerian Security Intelligence Agencies.

That security guy could be anybody masquerading as anybody. Both of us might not be aware of what is going on at that level, so no need dwelling on wild conjectures. Its better to leave things as they are.

One thing we're certain, the guy in the picture is a part of Nnamdi Kanu's security team and he's a foreigner.

grandlexuz:
Itiboribor!

Nwanne na waa. Why that? Why the unneccesary rudeness?Na you dey find problem ooo....

So dem don get 'We Cameroonians' for here already?

grandlexuz:
CamerOOnian is actually the word. CameroUn is French. Both Naira and CFA are accepted as legal tender in Bakassi

I thought it was 'Kamerun'

omenka:
This guy's prognoses must have filled alot of pages because he certainly shows a whole lot of signs beyond mare dementia.

Perhaps it has to do with something he licks besides ice cream and something he snorts besides coke.

Too bad we can't help him.

Are you a Yoruba? Wetin concern you with Oduduwa Republic? Was FFK referring to you?

Destined2win:
Are you sure that's what he said, please don't put his job in jeopardy.

Shut up and concentrate on your dream of becoming President of the failed Zoo sometime in the future.

I'm wondering how omenka, sarrki, HungerBad, vedaxcool, jabioro and all the other hordes of zombies will allow you become president after all their failed unity begging.

grandlexuz:
This is truly a sad piece. However I doubt the authenticity of the story.. The Administrative officer of the Bakassi area is my cousin at such I am quite familiar with the crisis. (Not to mention his predecessors were kidnapped twice by Nigerian millitants.) As to whether Bakassi was wrongly ceded to Cameroon is a topic for another day. For now lets make do with the fact that the ICJ ( International Court of Justice) after examining all the evidences handed Bakassi to Cameroon as the rightful owners of the territory.

There is no denying the majority of Nigerians living there (Bakassi) have had to face several challenges. After a few years of tax exoneration the Bakasi business community were asked to start paying taxes as is the norm in the rest of the country.. This was met with stiff opposition and rebellion by some of the locals who had been accustomed to the Nigerian way of doing things. The locals were also given two options to either get a national identity card as a Cameroonian or pay a residential permit as a Nigerian. Some preferred to abstain from both. It costs 1500 naira to get a Cameroonian Identity card and 68.000 naira for a two years residential permit. Back to the matter at hand I doubt the Cameroonian gendarmes can massacre 97 Nigerians.. Haba!!! Cameroon is a country of law with foreigners having as much rights. Nigerians live all over Cameroon. I know of Cameroon riverine communities with more Nigerians ( Ibiobio, Orong etc) to Cameroonians. Most of them live peacefully and are involved in the fishing trade which is almost exclusively controlled by them. In Limbe my mechanic is a Nigerian,(Chukwudubem) my wife's stylist is a Nigerian (Akudo), the guy with the store next door is a Nigerian( Obi), my fruit and vegetable seller is a Nigerian (Amaka), I get my dried fish from Effiong the fisherman, the most notorious arm robber in town is a Nigerian (Akpan), the Ashashi with the biggest behind is a Nigerian (Name withheld)..Lol Point is I don't know of any trade in Cameroon that is not operated by a Nigerian. The practically own the Cameroonian markets in sectors like spare parts and cosmetics. I will put my beautiful wife as bet anytime any day on the authenticity of this story.

I guess you're a Camerounian.

Please what currency are they using in Bakassi? Naira or CFA?