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If you didn't read episode 1, kindly do so before reading episode 2 here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/2920192/just-got-married ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ I already sneaked into the compound with the help of my gateman who is older than my father. He once told me that he was worst than Casanova during his youthful days and I was like 'oh lord, I'm not the worst person on earth'. I was standing close to the entrance door peeping at my wife who was holding my pics and was admiring me. I started feeling guilty but I speedily quenched the feeling and braced up. I then backed the door to call on the gateman quietly. Few seconds after I backed the door, I noticed the gateman was acting strange and I was wondering why this old man was acting strange but I didn't know he was trying to pass a message to me. I felt a tight hug behind me and I turned, it was my charming wife! "Baby, I have missed you" she softly confided in me, "I missed you too baby" I replied emotionally. She went straight to my lips, she started kissing me passionately and she started removing my embattled shirt while I went for my belt. I saw her strong desire for love making as my opportunity to escape appearing before her jury! I started responding to her desire even faster than the film tricks in the movie; Fast and Furious! I carried her while we abandoned my shirt outside, she crossed her hands over my neck to hold me while I walked inside the sitting room, staggering because my trouser was half way down and we couldn't stop kissing. I was communicating and mocking Uncle Lucifer, I told him that he is a bastard, that my charming wife will never ask me why I came back late. As we continued struggling with the sweetness and strength of passionate and deep kisses, I managed to drop her on the floor, she used her legs to drag off my trouser completely. She was wearing her sexy night gown which was easier to spread aside My charming wife was already In Egypt and was about crossing to Jerusalem as I grabbed her succulent laps (my addiction), kiss and lick them both and was getting closer to her paradise just to give her a nice head. I finally got my tongue down there with my left hand performing the magic on her nipple, I began the mission possible and she started rolling her eyes, screaming my name and confessing her love for me. I was dam sure she was already in Israel but yet to enter Jerusalem. I was already happy within because my baby doesn't ask much questions after love making. I was about defeating her when she managed to raise one of her legs and kicked my head, then used her two legs to pull me off her paradise and screamed; WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROMMMMMMMM? When I heard that question, I just fainted! |
3rdlegxxx:i swear....na d way the guy pose sef dey kill me...any time i see that guy face, i will start laughing again people no go kill person o |
pgidex:bae ur comment just dey make me laf that babe will never forget that face hahahahahahahaha |
FlawlessRebirth2:see the guy face sef...that babe will surely go for deliverance ![]() |
shayoo na bastard shaaa
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sorextee:lolz u know, it's not easy to swallow an embarrassing correction....swallowing such is meant for ppl with clear understanding. I saw what u did as effort that saved me from bigger embarrassment. However, most ppl wont see it like that. ![]() |
sorextee:my brother...no mind me jaree...thanks for calling my attention jaree....na stupid mistake..make i correct am sharp. These craps happen. thanks once again |
This woman punished her husband for leaving home on the 13th of Feb only to return on the 15th of Feb.... I call this val implication. ![]() the woman na baddo
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missKiffy:Hi dear I perfectly understand u. I'm also in same scene. Will be quitting my job in two months time. I currently don't have any back up plan but have some skills. We could still hook up dear. It is not easy bearing frustrating job. I perfectly understand. Take the move if it is what u need to do. Nothing good comes easy. All is well my dear. |
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Diddyydiva:hahaha the bashing already flowing in and u just did ![]() |
Ragner:abeg, i don old o...i know....ur play and my play no b same...too many sad news for naija....allow me play abeg.. |
Ragner:abeg, hw old i be o? see me see wahala, i no fit play again abi? ![]() |
Waiting for bashing from Nairalanders The bashing don three much...I have removed the pics o... Nairalanders, una too much for bashing |
I just got married (episode 1) I met my charming wife six months ago we met and fell in love...that is what i call love at first sight the feeling was party We just couldn't hide our burning fire of love. we couldn't sleep without saying good night, no way...we just couldn't. Heaven could have dropped down if we did. I abandoned my other companies and she did same. We saw almost every day, we played and hanged out frequently. ' will you marry me sweet?' I asked my charming girl friend and she said 'yes, yes, yes!!!' Well, you know that feeling right when she says 'yes'? It was foursome! and that was it. With a good job and was ready to remove my old garment of game play, I was really ready to shot my door against other 'charmies 'out there. I had to change my sim too. fast forward, we got married...beautiful wedding...believe me, i have never been to a wedding before. I was just running from one place to another. My friends did a lot for me. I just didnt know how to get things done. I had to attend one week coaching class for 'about to get married' because I didn't even know the right finger to place the beautiful ring. My lecturer, a pretty and outspoken lady, was just shaking her head during her deep lecture classes with me. During one of the classes, she asked 'Guy, what have you been doing all these while?' 'Jumping from one pillar to post but i never scored a goal' I replied... she was lost. Yeah, finally we are done with all the drama of wedding ceremony. Wow...I hated the attention and noise: pictures here and there, people asking questions here and there: I was tired of greeting and responding. Just 5 days honeymoon and we were okay. We didnt stop doing it. You know me na...I'm dam naughty. Now we are back and that is not the problem...the problem is I'm in beg mess right now! After work, I was driving home and I uncle Lucifer resurrected one of my old charmies! We met while on traffic and we drove to a corner to hug and greet each other. One thing led to another, we found our selves in a hotel and I didn't know how uncle Lucifer did it, we found our selves screaming for 30 minutes. It was dam hot! When we finished, i remembered I was married. Hey, before you start judging me, honestly, I forgot that I was married. Like seriously, I forgot. Don't forget I just got married, so I'm yet to get used to it. When I remembered, I jumped off, dressed up and dashed off. Now, that is not the problem... The problem is, my charming wife is still awake...wow, it is few minutes to 12. What the Bleep! What was I thinking? I peeped from the window and I saw her holding my picture and was smiling and boiling. Yeah, I need to tell her what kept me out there this late and she already gave me 72 missed calls. Im finished!!!! Who asked me to get married o? Please, I had to park my ride outside, gently called out the gateman, sneaked in and peeped! My charming wife yet to sleep. Now, I don't know what to tell her... Please, what should I tell her..I need help! I'm lost. Help me and I promise, I will not make this mistake again. |
Some times, the best way to share tips is when you have been there. Oh yes, when it comes to devastating heart break, I have been there! I have seen it, it broke me, it nailed me, it finished me but it made me a better person. I was in a relationship that made me super powerful and super confident. I had a relationship that even made me to open a relationship blog, thinking I was a master of relationship because my partner and I were admired by friends. To me, a life without my partner was simply unimaginable. Unfortunately and fortunately, I suffered a heart break that made me motionless for more than one year. I suffered a heart break that made me lost interest in any thing that has L not to talk of O or V or E! ![]() I read a lot about heart break and how to survive it! You no what, they never worked! Some of the tips I saw were: Drink and forget your sorrow Date another bae Hang out and say to your self 'I deserve better' Talk to someone about it Watch your favourite movies Party here and there Work on your self etc You know, it's so easy to tell someone what to do. So easy to say it. I tried all but none ever worked. consequences of Severe Heart break I lost my self esteem I lost focus I became withdrawn I took to drinking I found my self in different relationships within few months doing silly things ![]() Hey, I can go on and on. In summary, heart break is evil. Lessons of heart brea[/b]k I realized that I should never expect anything from anyone There is nothing like perfect relationship Never envy anyone (you could see me outside smiling but you never knew I was brutalized psychologically ![]() You just cant force it but you must try We are the reason love seems wicked ![]() Life is a stage The bitter truth about heart break Here, I'm talking about severe heart[/b] break. There are two bitter truth about severe heart break: You just can never ever forget the person...no matter how hard, some how, some where, you will often remember the person It can affect your future relationship as you may be dragged into comparing your partner with your ex. How to come out of heart break Alright, I said nothing works right? Only one thing works, TIME! Time is the only number one healer of severe heart break. Give your self time, you will be healed. Cry if you want to, allow your body to pour out that river of tears, with time, you will stop crying. Another magical solution is DISTANCE. Distance does wonders here too. Move away if you can. Relocate if possible to another place. I have heard of people who relocated to another country when they suffered heart break. They are never foolish. They just did what they needed to get done. It is more than a year since I came out of that mess. Guess what! I'm far better now. To me, relationship, including marriage is a game, you can win or it goes the other way round. Which ever way, you stand to learn something. Destiny has a great role to play in relationship too. I'm sure, this is my first relationship post after one year plus. ![]() How will you know when you are out of the heart break? Simple: you will know within your self. You will feel better and can attest you are better. You know you can never lie to your self. ![]() What you should never do after a heart break massacre Never ever suffer another person because you suffered a heart break. You are only complicating things for your self. Think about it; it just doesn't make any sense. Thanks for reading. source: http://iamkingsleyokoro..com.ng/2016/02/how-to-survive-heart-break.html
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adekhingz:on behalf of all my fellow igbos in the house, i say, thank u for this offer of yours im sure my yoruba brothers will gladly accept her |
adekhingz:see me see wahala o...she no b my gf o ![]() |
What do you think guys?
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sweetgala:now that we have igbo, pls we shud use igbo on the logo ...im sure hausas will protest even in india...abeg, u know the truthh...english is the unifying anguage in nigeria...people like u are so annoying...do u really know the meaning of using that language on our military logo? it portrays power and strength for the chosen language. It indirectly means that the militry belongs to that tribe. Now that I dont understand the meaning of such writing, what about millions of others who dont...be truthful please...English is the only language that is a must for us all in Nigeria and that should be used. This country is pathetic....truth is too expensive here...I should be proud of what I cant read? you are worst than the bastard you just called us indirectly. You are really worst. I cant beliv you are saying this! I should be proud of a llanguage i cant read and I cant speak and i can never ever think of learning it. You should have suggested Ajami to be made a national language or a must learn for all....you will still have something stupid to say even after reading this....many people are sick in this country... |
Zaikon:guy be it that alah means god or not, that sentense should not b written in arabic....u know the truth...stop hiding it...that should b writte in engish abeg...we can press for change biko...this country is not arabic nation..im so vexed right now |
sweetgala:guy, call a spade a spade ps...that arabic writing is nonsense....this country tire me...that coud have been written in English...not arabic. You can imagine if that was writtten in Jews...this country is sick...built on faulty foundation |
BeeBeeOoh:guy, stop talking trash! be reasonable sometimes plz....no matter how useless u think npf is, they do try most times...i am a living witness |
mannobi:I thought igbos voted for OBJ and Yaradua too,,,so, how are they not flowing with other regions? My people, dont say what you really dont know....if other regions have sincrely supported igbos the way igbos supported them so far, the east would have produced a president. Igbos have travelled more than many other tribes in Nigeria and they have mingled with other tribes more...I dont know where the move on syndrome is coming from. Nigeria knows the problem . Mind you, no political office holder will ever support Biafra publicly my brother...not even the South east govts and senators, Do u know why? They are working for Nigeria for now...u want to know wat they really think? Visit them at home and off record...u will hear their real sentiment. Mind you, there must be opposition. The same igbos fighting PDP will still support PDP in 2019 and same PDP already zoned the position to the north. Igbos will still vote so, wtf are u saying? |
rhymestech:bro...i dont like to comment on issues like this but i will comment... all i see about GEJ na, i think so so amount went missing, pls, provide evidence ... u and i know too well that not even sanusi is a saint....they all stole...he was part of the team before right? enough of all these talks and claims, evidence please....wat about obj? wat about all these military past leaders from the north...abeg, we should call a spade , a spade please. |
You're not such a pathetic Idiot! Do you really feel that you're not good enough in your relationship? I want you to know that you're not that bad and you're not the worst person out there! The issue is you may be with someone who doesn't appreciate your kind of person. It doesn't mean you're such a pathetic idiot...No, you're not...Falling in love brings out that part of us that we are not really used to. Are you the very type that loves attention? You want to be with your partner all the time? You're kind of obsessed with your partner You're not scared of loving and giving out everything You believe love is everything You want to stay faithful You want your partner to consider you as priority in his/her life? You never get tired of your partner You want him/her all to your self? You're never tired of making love with him/her it's like you complain too much etc And your partner is seeing you as a strange being? And you are battling to adjust your self...you're feeling worst about your self. You struggle to be a better person... The issue is not that you're such a bad fellow...the issue is that your partner doesn't appreciate such person in you. You partner is not wrong mind you. Such is life. Keep calm, some day, some how, some where, you will find such person who really dream of someone like you and then, your actions before him/her will all seem like signs of true love. Life is such an irony you know. Sourced: http://iamkingsleyokoro..com.ng/2015/12/youre-not-such-pathetic-idiot-please.html |
cruzita:u love showing the beautiful things off right? ![]() |
prettythicksme:please na, no 1 is very good for u... u know i love u ![]() |
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My charming wife was already In Egypt and was about crossing to Jerusalem as I grabbed her succulent laps (my addiction), kiss and lick them both and was getting closer to her paradise just to give her a nice head. I finally got my tongue down there with my left hand performing the magic on her nipple, I began the mission possible and she started rolling her eyes, screaming my name and confessing her love for me. I was dam sure she was already in Israel but yet to enter Jerusalem. I was already happy within because my baby doesn't ask much questions after love making. I was about defeating her when she managed to raise one of her legs and kicked my head, then used her two legs to pull me off her paradise and screamed; WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROMMMMMMMM?
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