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RomanceI Just Got Married (episode 2) by Princedapace(op): 10:29am On Feb 24, 2016
If you didn't read episode 1, kindly do so before reading episode 2 here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/2920192/just-got-married
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I already sneaked into the compound with the help of my gateman who is older than my father. He once told me that he was worst than Casanova during his youthful days and I was like 'oh lord, I'm not the worst person on earth'.
I was standing close to the entrance door peeping at my wife who was holding my pics and was admiring me. I started feeling guilty but I speedily quenched the feeling and braced up. I then backed the door to call on the gateman quietly.
Few seconds after I backed the door, I noticed the gateman was acting strange and I was wondering why this old man was acting strange but I didn't know he was trying to pass a message to me. I felt a tight hug behind me and I turned, it was my charming wife!
"Baby, I have missed you" she softly confided in me, "I missed you too baby" I replied emotionally. She went straight to my lips, she started kissing me passionately and she started removing my embattled shirt while I went for my belt.
I saw her strong desire for love making as my opportunity to escape appearing before her jury! I started responding to her desire even faster than the film tricks in the movie; Fast and Furious!
I carried her while we abandoned my shirt outside, she crossed her hands over my neck to hold me while I walked inside the sitting room, staggering because my trouser was half way down and we couldn't stop kissing. I was communicating and mocking Uncle Lucifer, I told him that he is a bastard, that my charming wife will never ask me why I came back late.
As we continued struggling with the sweetness and strength of passionate and deep kisses, I managed to drop her on the floor, she used her legs to drag off my trouser completely. She was wearing her sexy night gown which was easier to spread aside smiley My charming wife was already In Egypt and was about crossing to Jerusalem as I grabbed her succulent laps (my addiction), kiss and lick them both and was getting closer to her paradise just to give her a nice head. I finally got my tongue down there with my left hand performing the magic on her nipple, I began the mission possible and she started rolling her eyes, screaming my name and confessing her love for me. I was dam sure she was already in Israel but yet to enter Jerusalem. I was already happy within because my baby doesn't ask much questions after love making. I was about defeating her when she managed to raise one of her legs and kicked my head, then used her two legs to pull me off her paradise and screamed; WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROMMMMMMMM?
When I heard that question, I just fainted!
RomanceRe: See The Chat Between Two People Who Shared Intimacy At The Club (photo) by Princedapace(op): 6:18pm On Feb 22, 2016
3rdlegxxx:
gosh... this is freaking funny, i've been laughing the minute i saw that epic pic with that look and the way my girl turn prayer master in an instant..... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin omo this joke worked die, i went to pissed to laughing so hard..
i swear....na d way the guy pose sef dey kill me...any time i see that guy face, i will start laughing again

people no go kill person o
RomanceRe: See The Chat Between Two People Who Shared Intimacy At The Club (photo) by Princedapace(op): 6:17pm On Feb 22, 2016
pgidex:
Hehehehe hehe
Laff wan kill person
Chaii
God 4bid bad tin o.
bae
ur comment just dey make me laf

that babe will never forget that face
hahahahahahahaha
RomanceRe: See The Chat Between Two People Who Shared Intimacy At The Club (photo) by Princedapace(op): 12:28pm On Feb 22, 2016
FlawlessRebirth2:
IF NA ME NI....I GO DO VIGINALL CLEANSING
see the guy face sef...that babe will surely go for deliverance grin
RomanceSee The Chat Between Two People Who Shared Intimacy At The Club (photo) by Princedapace(op): 12:02pm On Feb 22, 2016
shayoo na bastard shaaa

RomanceRe: See How This Woman Punished Her Husband For Leaving Home (photo) by Princedapace(op): 10:40am On Feb 22, 2016
sorextee:
u welcome. that was how i commented on one (train crush deaf and dumb) some dayss back.. i wrote trailer instead of train.. that was how trolls came for me o. grin
lolz
u know, it's not easy to swallow an embarrassing correction....swallowing such is meant for ppl with clear understanding. I saw what u did as effort that saved me from bigger embarrassment. However, most ppl wont see it like that. smiley
RomanceRe: See How This Woman Punished Her Husband For Leaving Home (photo) by Princedapace(op): 9:56am On Feb 22, 2016
sorextee:
LIVING OR LEAVING.. cheesy Just use LEFTING,to clear all doubts..
my brother...no mind me jaree...thanks for calling my attention jaree....na stupid mistake..make i correct am sharp. These craps happen.
thanks once again
RomanceSee How This Woman Punished Her Husband For Leaving Home (photo) by Princedapace(op): 9:46am On Feb 22, 2016
This woman punished her husband for leaving home on the 13th of Feb only to return on the 15th of Feb....

I call this val implication. tongue angry grin

the woman na baddo

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Quit Your Job Without Having A Back Up Plan? by Princedapace(m): 7:20pm On Feb 21, 2016
missKiffy:
Like I mentioned in a thread I created yesterday that am thinking of quitting my job, but I don't really have a back up plan, so have you ever quit your job without having a back up plan, and how did it work out for you, did u regret your actions and how long did it take for you to get another job.
Hi dear
I perfectly understand u. I'm also in same scene. Will be quitting my job in two months time. I currently don't have any back up plan but have some skills. We could still hook up dear. It is not easy bearing frustrating job. I perfectly understand. Take the move if it is what u need to do. Nothing good comes easy. All is well my dear.
RomanceRe: Natural Pink Lips by Princedapace(op): 8:17pm On Feb 16, 2016
vicstar:
but op be sincere you were expecting small eulogy grin don't lie undecided
grin
RomanceRe: Natural Pink Lips by Princedapace(op): 2:17pm On Feb 16, 2016
Diddyydiva:
who will bash you ?


There is nothing to gain from doing that to you undecided
hahaha

the bashing already flowing in and u just did grin
RomanceRe: Natural Pink Lips by Princedapace(op): 2:15pm On Feb 16, 2016
ShakurM:
My balls pink pass that ur yeye lips angry
smiley
grin
smiley
RomanceRe: Natural Pink Lips by Princedapace(op): 2:13pm On Feb 16, 2016
Ragner:
Even if you're still 15, Try Respect Those Strands On Your Jaw.

You don old pass this kind Play
abeg, i don old o...i know....ur play and my play no b same...too many sad news for naija....allow me play abeg..
RomanceRe: Natural Pink Lips by Princedapace(op): 2:07pm On Feb 16, 2016
Ragner:
At your Age??

Utterly Disappointed
abeg, hw old i be o?

see me see wahala, i no fit play again abi? tongue
RomanceNatural Pink Lips by Princedapace(op):
Waiting for bashing from Nairalanders


The bashing don three much...I have removed the pics o...

Nairalanders, una too much for bashing
RomanceI Just Got Married by Princedapace(op):
I just got married (episode 1)

I met my charming wife six months ago

we met and fell in love...that is what i call love at first sight
the feeling was party

We just couldn't hide our burning fire of love. we couldn't sleep without saying good night, no way...we just couldn't. Heaven could have dropped down if we did.

I abandoned my other companies and she did same. We saw almost every day, we played and hanged out frequently.

' will you marry me sweet?' I asked my charming girl friend and she said 'yes, yes, yes!!!' Well, you know that feeling right when she says 'yes'? It was foursome!

and that was it. With a good job and was ready to remove my old garment of game play, I was really ready to shot my door against other 'charmies 'out there. I had to change my sim too.

fast forward, we got married...beautiful wedding...believe me, i have never been to a wedding before. I was just running from one place to another. My friends did a lot for me. I just didnt know how to get things done. I had to attend one week coaching class for 'about to get married' because I didn't even know the right finger to place the beautiful ring. My lecturer, a pretty and outspoken lady, was just shaking her head during her deep lecture classes with me. During one of the classes, she asked
'Guy, what have you been doing all these while?'
'Jumping from one pillar to post but i never scored a goal' I replied... she was lost.

Yeah, finally we are done with all the drama of wedding ceremony. Wow...I hated the attention and noise: pictures here and there, people asking questions here and there: I was tired of greeting and responding.

Just 5 days honeymoon and we were okay. We didnt stop doing it. You know me na...I'm dam naughty. tongue
Now we are back and that is not the problem...the problem is I'm in beg mess right now!

After work, I was driving home and I uncle Lucifer resurrected one of my old charmies! We met while on traffic and we drove to a corner to hug and greet each other. One thing led to another, we found our selves in a hotel and I didn't know how uncle Lucifer did it, we found our selves screaming for 30 minutes. It was dam hot! When we finished, i remembered I was married.
Hey, before you start judging me, honestly, I forgot that I was married. Like seriously, I forgot. Don't forget I just got married, so I'm yet to get used to it. When I remembered, I jumped off, dressed up and dashed off. Now, that is not the problem...
The problem is, my charming wife is still awake...wow, it is few minutes to 12. What the Bleep! What was I thinking? I peeped from the window and I saw her holding my picture and was smiling and boiling. Yeah, I need to tell her what kept me out there this late and she already gave me 72 missed calls. Im finished!!!! Who asked me to get married o?

Please, I had to park my ride outside, gently called out the gateman, sneaked in and peeped! My charming wife yet to sleep. Now, I don't know what to tell her...
Please, what should I tell her..I need help! I'm lost. Help me and I promise, I will not make this mistake again.
RomanceHow To Survive Heart Break by Princedapace(op): 9:39pm On Feb 03, 2016
Some times, the best way to share tips is when you have been there. Oh yes, when it comes to devastating heart break, I have been there! I have seen it, it broke me, it nailed me, it finished me but it made me a better person. I was in a relationship that made me super powerful and super confident. I had a relationship that even made me to open a relationship blog, thinking I was a master of relationship because my partner and I were admired by friends. To me, a life without my partner was simply unimaginable. Unfortunately and fortunately, I suffered a heart break that made me motionless for more than one year. I suffered a heart break that made me lost interest in any thing that has L not to talk of O or V or E! smiley
I read a lot about heart break and how to survive it! You no what, they never worked!
Some of the tips I saw were:
Drink and forget your sorrow
Date another bae
Hang out and say to your self 'I deserve better'
Talk to someone about it
Watch your favourite movies
Party here and there
Work on your self etc
You know, it's so easy to tell someone what to do. So easy to say it. I tried all but none ever worked.
consequences of Severe Heart break
I lost my self esteem
I lost focus
I became withdrawn
I took to drinking
I found my self in different relationships within few months doing silly things tongue
Hey, I can go on and on. In summary, heart break is evil.
Lessons of heart brea[/b]k
I realized that I should never expect anything from anyone
There is nothing like perfect relationship
Never envy anyone (you could see me outside smiling but you never knew I was brutalized psychologically smiley
You just cant force it but you must try
We are the reason love seems wicked smiley
Life is a stage
The bitter truth about heart break
Here, I'm talking about severe heart[/b] break. There are two bitter truth about severe heart break:
You just can never ever forget the person...no matter how hard, some how, some where, you will often remember the person
It can affect your future relationship as you may be dragged into comparing your partner with your ex.
How to come out of heart break
Alright, I said nothing works right? Only one thing works, TIME! Time is the only number one healer of severe heart break. Give your self time, you will be healed. Cry if you want to, allow your body to pour out that river of tears, with time, you will stop crying.
Another magical solution is DISTANCE. Distance does wonders here too. Move away if you can. Relocate if possible to another place. I have heard of people who relocated to another country when they suffered heart break. They are never foolish. They just did what they needed to get done. It is more than a year since I came out of that mess. Guess what! I'm far better now. To me, relationship, including marriage is a game, you can win or it goes the other way round. Which ever way, you stand to learn something. Destiny has a great role to play in relationship too. I'm sure, this is my first relationship post after one year plus. smiley
How will you know when you are out of the heart break?
Simple: you will know within your self. You will feel better and can attest you are better. You know you can never lie to your self. tongue
What you should never do after a heart break massacre
Never ever suffer another person because you suffered a heart break. You are only complicating things for your self. Think about it; it just doesn't make any sense.
Thanks for reading.
source: http://iamkingsleyokoro..com.ng/2016/02/how-to-survive-heart-break.html

RomanceRe: This Pretty Lady Is Ready To Settle Down For Marriage: See Her Conditions by Princedapace(op): 10:30pm On Jan 25, 2016
adekhingz:
8-)lols...........if she is not,on behalf of the entire nairaland crew,we DASH u. +lols
on behalf of all my fellow igbos in the house, i say, thank u for this offer of yours


im sure my yoruba brothers will gladly accept her
RomanceRe: This Pretty Lady Is Ready To Settle Down For Marriage: See Her Conditions by Princedapace(op): 10:02pm On Jan 25, 2016
adekhingz:
Op,is that ur gf??
Tell añ say "pestle no dey c yansh settle down"
see me see wahala o...she no b my gf o
smiley
RomanceThis Pretty Lady Is Ready To Settle Down For Marriage: See Her Conditions by Princedapace(op): 9:47pm On Jan 25, 2016
What do you think guys?

RomanceCould This Be How To Be Happy In Your Marriage ? (photo) by Princedapace(op): 10:19pm On Jan 07, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Meaning Of The Arabic Word On Nigerian Army Logo by Princedapace(m): 8:20am On Dec 24, 2015
sweetgala:
Is english your language, at the time of the formation of the British Royal west African/Niger force, the Yoruba language had not been developed into such vivid text, neither had the Igbo. The only language with substantive text was Ajami.

Lets be proud of what we have collectively for once, and stop being tribal bastards
now that we have igbo, pls we shud use igbo on the logo ...im sure hausas will protest even in india...abeg, u know the truthh...english is the unifying anguage in nigeria...people like u are so annoying...do u really know the meaning of using that language on our military logo? it portrays power and strength for the chosen language. It indirectly means that the militry belongs to that tribe. Now that I dont understand the meaning of such writing, what about millions of others who dont...be truthful please...English is the only language that is a must for us all in Nigeria and that should be used. This country is pathetic....truth is too expensive here...I should be proud of what I cant read? you are worst than the bastard you just called us indirectly. You are really worst. I cant beliv you are saying this! I should be proud of a llanguage i cant read and I cant speak and i can never ever think of learning it. You should have suggested Ajami to be made a national language or a must learn for all....you will still have something stupid to say even after reading this....many people are sick in this country...
PoliticsRe: Meaning Of The Arabic Word On Nigerian Army Logo by Princedapace(m): 12:19pm On Dec 13, 2015
Zaikon:
nd you failed to understand that Allah means God
guy be it that alah means god or not, that sentense should not b written in arabic....u know the truth...stop hiding it...that should b writte in engish abeg...we can press for change biko...this country is not arabic nation..im so vexed right now
PoliticsRe: Meaning Of The Arabic Word On Nigerian Army Logo by Princedapace(m): 12:08pm On Dec 13, 2015
sweetgala:
It is one of the languages we speak. On many of the insignia worldwide the Latin language is used even when none of them speak Latin and never did as a nation.
guy, call a spade a spade ps...that arabic writing is nonsense....this country tire me...that coud have been written in English...not arabic.

You can imagine if that was writtten in Jews...this country is sick...built on faulty foundation
PoliticsRe: Lagos RRS Undergoing Helicopter Training Session - Pictured by Princedapace(m): 11:56am On Dec 13, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
This people's other name is PARA.. Just 1 shot of locally made gun by robbers & u'll c some of them fly pass the chopper..







In a lay man's voice, It Is Called "IGG(Initial Gra Gra)
guy, stop talking trash! be reasonable sometimes plz....no matter how useless u think npf is, they do try most times...i am a living witness
PoliticsRe: The Bayelsa Election: A Lesson For The Igbos by Princedapace(m): 9:01pm On Dec 07, 2015
mannobi:
Ugo Chikieze wrote :

THE BAYELSA ELECTION, A LESSON FOR THE IGBOS:
I have been following events in the Bayelsa state since Saturday and I think it's high time we Igbos woke up and learn our lessons. What is happening in Bayelsa state shows that the Bayelsans have moved on. They are no longer tied to the apron of PDP and GEJ. That state is one of the smallest states in the country and it's the home state of the former president (GEJ), yet the result of the election held since Saturday have not been announced officially till now. I thought the PDP would have swept off the whole votes just like they did during the presidential election, but to my amazement the APC is also gathering considerable votes there. I know PDP may eventually emerge winner in the election, but my point is that we Igbos should wake up and stop crying more than the bereaved cos even the bereaved have moved on.
Other regions have moved on and have even started integrating themselves into this PMB administration to ensure they remain relevant and not schemed out if things, while some of my people are still holding themselves down and throwing hate speeches here and there.
Other region are already preparing for 2019, some are already gearing up for 2023, while my people have failed to arise and shake off GEJ and his failed administration. By 2019 now, we will begin to run helter-skelter and start last minute preparation and when we loose again, we will say we are hated by others but we forget that we are the ones holding ourselves down now that others are already preparing ahead.
The Igbos have enjoyed more "juicy" appointments in the past 16 years of this democratic dispensation, yet none of the appointees or elected officials performed exceptional well for us to present him/her as presidential candidate. But look at the likes of Fashola, Fayemi, Kwakwanso, El Rufai, etc they are all potential presidential candidates going forward cos their achievements speak for them. Tell me the achievements of. Orji Uzor Kalu, T.A Orji, Sam Egwu, Chimaroke Nnamani, Mbadinuju, etc.... none of them made a mark in their various states, yet we leave them and keep pointing fingers to other regions and saying they are our problem.
I advise we wake up and begin to align ourselves strategically with other region now cos we can never produce a president in this country if we continue like this.
While some misguided elements are busy shouting Biafra, and claiming that South south is part of their Biafra, the southsouth have denounced the whole Biafra thing publicly and I understand that just last weekend, Nyesom Wike of River State, named a stadium in River State after Yakubu Gowon. Does that not tell you somethinghuh?
The golden rule says 'DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WILL LIKE THEM TO DO UNTO YOU'..... Love begat love, hate begat hate. Don't expect love from others when you give them hatred, don't expect them to vote for your candidate when you keep calling them animals that live in the zoo.
"Give and it shall be given unto you" whatever you give to others is what they will give back to you GOOD MEASURES, PRESSED DOWN, SHAKING TOGETHER AND RUNNING OVER.
He who has ears let him hear, Wisdom is profitable to direct.... I rest my case...
I thought igbos voted for OBJ and Yaradua too,,,so, how are they not flowing with other regions? My people, dont say what you really dont know....if other regions have sincrely supported igbos the way igbos supported them so far, the east would have produced a president. Igbos have travelled more than many other tribes in Nigeria and they have mingled with other tribes more...I dont know where the move on syndrome is coming from. Nigeria knows the problem . Mind you, no political office holder will ever support Biafra publicly my brother...not even the South east govts and senators, Do u know why? They are working for Nigeria for now...u want to know wat they really think? Visit them at home and off record...u will hear their real sentiment. Mind you, there must be opposition. The same igbos fighting PDP will still support PDP in 2019 and same PDP already zoned the position to the north. Igbos will still vote so, wtf are u saying?
PoliticsRe: Sanusi: N197bn Went Missing In Jonathan's Administration Every Month by Princedapace(m): 5:12pm On Dec 07, 2015
rhymestech:
Why don't you initiate bringing evidence of sanusi stealing from federation account and stop wailing cos i believe we need to deal with those that we already have evidence to prosecute
bro...i dont like to comment on issues like this but i will comment...

all i see about GEJ na, i think so so amount went missing, pls, provide evidence ...
u and i know too well that not even sanusi is a saint....they all stole...he was part of the team before right?

enough of all these talks and claims, evidence please....wat about obj? wat about all these military past leaders from the north...abeg, we should call a spade , a spade please.
RomanceYou're Not Such A Pathetic Idiot by Princedapace(op): 9:44am On Dec 04, 2015
You're not such a pathetic Idiot!

Do you really feel that you're not good enough in your relationship? I want you to know that you're not that bad and you're not the worst person out there! The issue is you may be with someone who doesn't appreciate your kind of person. It doesn't mean you're such a pathetic idiot...No, you're not...Falling in love brings out that part of us that we are not really used to.

Are you the very type that loves attention?
You want to be with your partner all the time?
You're kind of obsessed with your partner
You're not scared of loving and giving out everything
You believe love is everything
You want to stay faithful
You want your partner to consider you as priority in his/her life?
You never get tired of your partner
You want him/her all to your self?
You're never tired of making love with him/her
it's like you complain too much etc

And your partner is seeing you as a strange being? And you are battling to adjust your self...you're feeling worst about your self. You struggle to be a better person...
The issue is not that you're such a bad fellow...the issue is that your partner doesn't appreciate such person in you. You partner is not wrong mind you. Such is life. Keep calm, some day, some how, some where, you will find such person who really dream of someone like you and then, your actions before him/her will all seem like signs of true love. Life is such an irony you know.

Sourced: http://iamkingsleyokoro..com.ng/2015/12/youre-not-such-pathetic-idiot-please.html
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, Which Of These Schools Would You Attend ? (photos...) by Princedapace(op): 6:22am On Dec 03, 2015
cruzita:
even people for no1 go sabi bad tin pass people for no2.I fancy no2 I'm allergic to long skirt and sleeves.
u love showing the beautiful things off right?

smiley
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, Which Of These Schools Would You Attend ? (photos...) by Princedapace(op): 10:05pm On Dec 02, 2015
prettythicksme:
Prince y? cheesy
u are covered in school one

ur beauty will not appear

tongue
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, Which Of These Schools Would You Attend ? (photos...) by Princedapace(op): 9:58pm On Dec 02, 2015
prettythicksme:
Somebody should pls tell me which one i deserve to go!! grin grin
please na, no 1 is very good for u...

u know i love u

tongue

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