₦airaland Forum

sheunfemix:
had a good time ke. having a good time ni

This babe eh... U were rolling wit ur man the other time, no b good time b that?

sheunfemix:
u don't know d meaning of being harsh abi? well I was also.kidding





But then u quoted and that makes u what Princedapace

A rotten egg
No wahala...nothing do u lady.
Hope u had a good time with ur man

sheunfemix:
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Well I don't give a hoot. Don't quote me again.


the next person to quote after this is a rotten egg

Babe....stop being harsh. We are not fighting. Was just joking wit u abeg. Na joke o.

sheunfemix:
Kk roll in urs while I roll in mine. I bet u will fall off the edge of ur bed but I won't cos I'll have my man to hold on to.




Naughty boy rolling around with all d girls in NL. Smh for u. You will just roll away

Haba na! How many girls av u seen me rolling wit eh?

sheunfemix:
what are u rolling that u want me to roll with u?

Rolling on the bed na

jmichlins:
Just the thought of you erasing our identity made me stop reading your thread. How can we stop speaking our traditional language and names? Just regional government and making science focal point will be enough to rid us of ethinic troubles

Lolz
I said it initially that since the govt has refused to practice regional based government, my absolute dictorial leadership will be the next option.

This country knows that regional governmet will favour the country but they will never ever do it. All beccus of oil. Every region should go and hustle on their own...when there is no more oil, im very sure states will hustle for alternatives....if we cant regionalise, then my option will be applied....

it seems the only language Nigeria understands is dictatorship.

Beeman1:
Good.

God bless my northern army brothers who are sanitising south East.

Any tout who no wan abide by nigeria law and constitution,una know what to do sha.

God bless T.Y buratai

God bless PMB/PYO

God bless Nigeria.

This is one of the most stupid comments I have seen so far online...and who told u the soldiers who performed the operation were all northern soldeirs? My guy, i can only imagine you shalow mindedness and naiveness! bro, U need deliverance! With your type, nigeria can never grow. People like u are people I will love to....

Grow up

sheunfemix:
. so what is this thread for...

For the fun of what u ladies say when enjoying paradise on earth...it's not a bad idea. We all know ladies say sweet, funny things when we dig deeper! I have really heard so many funny things from ladies when they are enjoying paradise on earth...


Come roll wit me na.


i will not tell anyone

This is how I'll kill tribalism in Nigeria when i become a president

Since the country has vowed never to separate and has vowed never to encourage regionalism beccus of oil money...no worry, God will judge all these leaders! Regionalism will weaken the centre and many states will collapse (but seriously, that is good...such states will seek for alternatives instead of waiting for oil money and will make it easier for electorates to hold their respective state leaders accountable for poor governance instead of the central govt)


Now: back to the issue:

1. I will begin a policy that will see that in the next 50 years, no one will ever speak indigenous language in the country...we should all speak English since British brought this doom upon us! This will eliminate the 'I am from so so part of the country syndrome'. If you speak any of the indigenous languages, you will go to jail for life!

2. No one should ever bear an indigenous name again...we should all bear English names and no more religious related names! Practice ur religion in your respective homes!
3. All the states in Nigeria must change their names including Nigeria...we should all bear westernised names... (I just want to eliminate tribalism...our citizens should just forget where they came from and always remember they are from Nigeria only )
4. No more filling of state of origin in application forms or any type of form at all. We should fill; Nigeria (though this country must change her name during my leadership)
5. No more history as a subject in primary and secondary schools or in universities. I will consult professionals to roll out subjects and courses that will install 'i love my country syndrome.' This will be a deliberate move to make people love the country and can always say 'I can die for my country'. No more stories about the civil war etc.
6. I will employ new secret police men (these secret police men will all be foreigners) who will constantly check kids to know if they are taught history related subjects or occurrences from their various homes. If we get to find out that kids are getting such lessons or they have hidden indigenous names, my secret police men will fetch their parents and off they will go to jail for years.
7. Within that period of this policy, I'll do everything possible to encourage inter state/region marriages and discourage intra state/region marriage through financial and national rewards for such couples..
8. The governors of each state must not come from that state! this will be a must. After every tenure of any governor, a public poll carried out online will be carried out and any governor who didnt meet the cut off mark (a way of determining a governor who performed very well) will surely go to jail for life! The cut off mark will be 95%...if you're scared, pls, dont contest to head any state in the country. No one should contest in his state of birth. Go and contest in another state.
9. No more federal character....no more, no more.
I will hand over power when i see that my people no longer have root except that of Nigeria! When the new generation dont even know anything about ethnic groups, major languages in the country except English language and history.

Tribalism has really finished this country and to hell with tribalism. I went to do my National ID card in Ibadan and I was queuing o, when it was almost my turn, the man attending to us, whispered to his colleague that I am an igbo person (my self), that they should jump me...like play like play, they wanted to jump and pass me in order to attend to others who were busy speaking yoruba... the usual me dont take trash...i threatened to write against them and asked them if they knew my personality and what I can to them all. I made noise, I disturbed everyone. they became scared and attended to me. Can u imagine?


hehehehehehehe...Na joke I dey joke o

Apostlelong:
Can someone please tell me what Oga Jonathan was flying when he was president. We just don't want to see oda people's progress in this country.

But I ask my self is the country progressing with baba

Pls, dont justify this! APC condemened that wen Jonathan was doing it and we all knew it was wrong! PMB was voted to change all these and he is doing same! So, why was he now voted?

Pls, what is bad is bad!

[quote author=tuale4u post=44618251]All dis nothern senators is not thier fault. If not for d stupidity of my Niger Delta brothers who are so fixated on Hating Buhari due to Instigation by the Igbos as a result of Jonathan loss, this senators wont be bold enough to openly admit adding more money to Kano rail at the expence of Calabar rail. When in d same speech, the same senator is telling us they have d power to add and remove any item from d budget.

If they can add and remove any item from d budget as they claim, why is it Niger Delta project that they are removing due to flimsy excuse that it was not on d original document despite d fact that it was presented to them in d senate as an addedum.

The greatest traitors to d Niger Delta right now are those fools, and extreme bitter people who are ready to kill d development of Niger Delta just because they hate Buhari 4 cheap political point.


The truth is dat Buhari got nothing to lose. He is a 72year old man who has been Governor, Minister, millitary head of state and today democratically elected president. He is already a great achiever.


We Niger Delta people are being foolish and myopic. We must protest against NASS.

We must not give away what belong to us just because Jonathan lost election. Niger Delta is bigger than Jonathan loss. We must move on and stop harming ourselves. Jonathan is a Beneficiary of Niger Delta Struggle. He was never part of d struggle. We must not destroy our region just because of a benefiary who never contributed much to our region when he got d opportunity.

We are just being stupid and foolish.


According to Peter Obi former Governor of Anambra state, Igbo are d cause of thier maginalisation because they dont know how to negotiate politically when others (North and South west) are negotiating for thier people.

My Niger delta brothers, please we must not end up like them. We should be wiser.

The Lagos Calabar rail is just named Lagos Calabar . The Rail actually goes from Lagos to Calabar to Aba to PortHarcourt to Ughelli to Sapele to Benin and to Ore to Ibadan and back to lagos. It is South west, South South and South East rail. The rail is expected to also link Onitcha and Asaba and Warri.

We claim we are more educated than the North. We brag with our worthless PhDs. Notherners with ordinary primary Six certificates are dribbling our PhD senators like Lionel Messi.[should]


Guy...u made good comment but calling the igbos here is not called for. Abeg, make una leave igbo people alone. I am tired of all these cheap political points. If everyone should love Buhari, who will then be against him? Wetin be igbo people own here na? What is bad is bad...no one knows who is saying the truth between NSs and executives. Pls...we all wish for the best for this country. I don't like the name calling on the igbos especially when it is not necessary. In this case, it is not necessary. Is it not APC that is ruling? Is Buhari not APC? The blame goes to him too? I blame APC for all these mess. This goes to show how power struggle has killed nass and the executive in this APC led government. Pls...south south pple, stop mentioning igbo pple any how abeg. Igbos are not begging for una love. APC is so confused. Nonsense. All these started with late appointment of ministers and u want us to clap for Buhari. If I tell u the number of internal recruitments into major FG agencies that has taken place so far by top people in the country (especially by northerners), I wonder the difference between APC and PDP
....APC has failed so far. The only reason north keep winning is becus northerners stand as one and united in politics...South is supposed to stand as united forces against north but the region is always divided. Get this right. Northerners have ruled this country more than southerners...becus they are more politically united than southerners. Well, since south west don't like south east and south east don't like south west and south south hates south east and south west hates south south etc north will continue to rule over us all. I don't see this nonsense stopping becus south can never be politically united...never!

To criticise a government doesn't mean you shouldn't get what u are constitutionally meant to get. All the security academies are in the north and south never see any reason to demand for a change becus wen igbos talk about it, yorubas will join forces with northerners to say no and south south will say we don't want to be like igbos, let's flow with the central govt bla bla bla. Yes, igbos don't have major fed government preaense becus of the civil war...the region is not trusted.
But I am proud of the region...the region saw that this unity won't work and they fought for their idea. I am ever proud of them. May be we all would have gotten it right if we had gone our separate ways. U see, unity is not a do or die thing. For waking up to fight but lost the fight, I am proud of them. Until southern regions start trusting them selves and act as a check over the northerners, we will all continue to have issues like this...pls stop mentioning igbos and stop saying u don't want to be like them and who want to be like una? The region has been neglected but they have survived even more than any region in the country. Many regions can't survive what that region suvived. Pls...no dey call that region any how for unnecessary things again biko... At least, south south no better pass south east.

sheunfemix:
. Its gonna be more like kiss and tell

I no go kiss and tell anyone...trust

Mikylopez:
wtf!wahs all dz poo.........

c guys braging....smdh!

o lawd even d once dah kiss n cum are boasting..... issok

Bae...the only way to confirm this na to try....

Begin wit me and see if I go kiss and cum

midehi2:
catch me if you can

U go too sabi do am


Where u dey make I come catch u?

Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II"

Lmfao

And this line murdered all that I av read so far...

Ladies can say nonsense wen getting that thing. That make them to be sweet...

midehi2:
'gosh! wicked! wicked!! treasure you wicked' 'issss deeep'

but remember this is different from moan or dirty talks

I'm coming after u bae

midehi2:
touching womb ke

Yes na...e be like sey u sey dey sing the line too

midehi2:
i cant just stop laughing

I'm sure u are familiar wit that line bae :p

Zambux:
U lie

Oh, so na babe dey tell me sey I lie....

Wait make I catch u for bed

rosieluv:
no b me n u

Hahahahahaha

Na me and u o

halfricanadian:
Sorry it starts here ends here

U wana hook?

Go buy fishing kits

Hahahahaha
U are really mean o

U no get chill eh

But not like physical meeting o...u go break my head ni

Just more private chat ni...u go get more stuff to pour out bae...here is too open..

halfricanadian:
Tank u

U are welcome

Well, no love stories...make we hook up...u sounded interesting...wanna hear more of this ur story...

Want to hook up wit ya..

Zambux:
U lie

Lying no go give me job for CBN bro...

I av done worst that this sef...

rosieluv:
lols dnt fall for me oooo,kashybabe is dere o

And I'm falling for u...

Make we open our own thread na

olaoyejcb:
nt wit dis

Guy...u resamble cry


No mind me o

Na joke o

halfricanadian:
Wat can i do again

I was maltreates for no just cause

Relationships is not for every one

god will punish the guy that brought this upon u...like seriously? Mehn...u were badly hurt o...


I wonder why good babes no dey see guys like me...

I don't break hurts...I don't hurt a lady....I so much feel for ladies when they are hurt....i av sisters...tht is the point.

hollah123:
like seriously i dey laugh as i dey type cos when play don enter body finish her grammar dey get k leg.den u hear words like 'i av die' 'exactly' 'yelsssssssss'.

Hahahahahaha

Na true o...one of ma ex get that same wahala..she dey always speak nonsense grammar wen ever she don enter Jerusalem

ariyike23:
Sorry dear,i dnt av jawe.. jes gmat now,d test is nt d gbege,it is the 2 million naira target thing. Meet sum1 in d banking sector,ders a secret about ao u cn meet d target,i wnt say it ere
.

I said it, u be connect...

I dey link up wit u jaree

ariyike23:
Its true..its actually 240k,my cosin jes started working dere,buh dey gave dem a compulsory car loan of 3 million wich dey started deducting 70k per month. Diet idea is access bankers dnt walk.. Buh d job is super duper stressful,u will work for d money

Plus my dad used to be a zonal manager dere,he got her d job,buh i repeat again.The pressure is frigging too much, Dere s no xcuse for non performace so dey say

Now, I'm falling in love. Babe, u b connect. Marry me na

Make we no lie o!


Hahahahahaha.....guys eh....we get funny experiences...

Ladies, una guys no dey say anything?

As for me...I just can't forget that very day...this babe visited me o...I was just on my own when she came...though na ma babe back then. After few hours, she now told me she was going home...ahhhhhh! Can u imagine? She dressed to kill o and she wanted to go? I begged and begged she no gree... I now opened my eyes and said, if u don't allow me to do it now, we are done! Now UnCloth and open ur legs she became scared!
She did as i ordered and I started doing the magic...after long pre-intimacy, I started hitting her and when she was on her climax, she started saying:
"Baby, u know wat, I will marry u, I will marry u, na only u I go marry....no stop, fvck me, fvck me....."

This ma babe kept begging me to marry her and wen we both cum, after few minutes, I asked, will u still marry me? She said God forbid ...hahahahahahahahaha
Konji can make some people to speak in different languages

lebroske:
Dear nairalanders, please i need your advice on what to do. My wife had been seducing men in the compound where we live lately. We are just newly married, less than a year now. We live in a story building and the windows are made in glasses. One could easily see through them especially in the night. So, what she does is each time she finishes taking her birth, she exposes her body knowing quit well that men around can see her through the window. She does it in the morning, during the day when she notices that i am not around and in the night.

The day i discovered, i confronted her, she said it was her body that it was not none of my business. Though we were quarreling before then. But i knew that was not the first time, she has been doing it before because each time i open the windows in the morning, i always notice that people(men) will just be looking towards my direction. I kept wondering what they were looking at until the day i discovered.

Dear nairalanders, what can i do to make her stop it. Because its getting out of hand. Now she hides and do it and she knows i am not happy with her now.
Great nairalanders, please i need your advice. Thankmatter

My brother...I just dey feel for u. This is a serious matter. T
U are really in one chance bro. This is not a matter to handle with force.
See, if u guys are currently not in good terms, make peace and see that the love comes in again and begin the talk. After that, if u av the chance, take her out and start talking sense into her about it and why should never ever repeat such. This is where your charisma comes in. If she respects u and fears you, she will begin to adjust. Talk about the importance of self worth and why it matters in the marriage.
After that, look for marriage counseling class and enrol with her.
This is the final step to take and it is very important. Even if the first suggest worked or not, u still need to take this second step. If u are a Christian, meet ur pastor's wife and tell her every thing and the efforts u av made so far over the matter. Your pastor's wife will surely know what to do. If your pastor's wife is a good woman of God, she will invite her and start coaching her.
My brother, if u begin to seduce women too, she may begin opening her legs for interested guys or for those guys with the guts to read when a woman needs hot sexual adventure. So, no need for that.

If all the above steps don't work, u need to invite her mum in. Mind you, it is only God that can really make her to stop this type of life. I'm sure she was like this before u guys got married but may be u didn't cars to notice. My brother, u married a woman who has the potential gene of fvcking anything fuckable. Take heart man.
All the best

foyeks2001:
The Holy Bible doesn't give room for divorce my brother... If u send her away, ur creator will ask u of that sin, u refused to let go on judgement day...pls kindly forgive when someone seeks for your forgiveness, its 4 ur own good

There is room for divorce as long as infidelity is concerned. If my wife can cheat on me, she can kill me o. I will forgive o but she will go home.