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sureprince:
Hmmmmm....nice one....sorry bro

thanks baba

"Hi, you really look beautiful! I'm impressed and charmed by your charismatic appearance. I don't easy notice ladies but I noticed you. How are you? I just want to tell you how pretty you're!" This was exactly what I said to this pretty lady few years ago. I was in the uni back then. I was through with exams, was only completing my final year project.
Now, the lady in question was simply pretty. I really don't know how to qualify her but physically, she was charming and had this smooth and spotless light skin. When she responded to my greetings, I almost fainted because her voice was so sweet to my hearing. From afar, one could tell that she was sophisticated: what she was putting on, the way she carried her self and how she spoke all supported this claim of mine. Initially, I doubted if she would respond to my greetings. I just tried my luck and she responded politely. I was well dressed that very day and I can remember vividly that I looked cool too.

She introduced her self to me. She was with another lady who was a bit harsh and later walked out. This princess looking lady crush of mine waited and we talked and she collected my number but refused to give me hers. I thought the game was over after she did that. I felt she would never call, though she promised to call!
Few days later, my phone rang, she was the one and I was amazed. We talked and that was how I got to have her number and we became friends. We started seeing each other mostly during evening hours. I was always visiting her. She wanted to visit me but I refused because I had this girl friend back then who loved me to the core. I wanted this babe badly and I saw that she was also interested in me but she lived in the hostel and my girl friend back then was always monitoring my movements. She refused going to the hotel with me, reasons best known to her. She wanted to be with me at my place. I kept giving her excuses but kept seeing her during the evening hours. To my amazement, this babe was simple and humble. Completely the opposite of her look.
A week plus later, I decided to take her out. We went to a place close to the university, a little bit expensive place. She suggested the place. I went there before her while she prepared to meet me there. When she came, we talked and talked about love, sex, romance, money etc. It was fun as usual. We were always staring at each other lustfully. It was time for me to ask her what she cared for and she said all she wanted was the goat meat they sold there...
My people, she knew how much the goat meat cost but she wanted it. The goat meat was properly fried and sliced into smaller sizes. Each slice went for N200 back then! She knew about this and I went and collected 5 pieces plus a bottle of water, she appreciated me but asked me to make it 10!!!!!! My people, that was how I spent 2k alone on goat meat. Worst part of it was that she ate them alone while I drank water!!!! I had just 2k plus with me which finished because I also bought bottle water, I paid for the taxi that dropped her home. She kissed me and that was it all! I trekked home! My people, that was how I trekked a distance home! When she was asking me if I was alright, I kept saying 'yes' and I kept on smiling.
You know the funny thing? The babe came to my area looking for me few days after. I don't know how she got to know my place. Though I told her where my street was but never told her my area. One evening, she just called me and said she was within my compound that I should come out and take her inside! Haaaaa!!! Thunder fire lucifer! I was with my original babe that same evening and she was to pass the night. That my original babe no dey hear story o, the babe no get chill...she will simply die for my hand. I didn't want wahala....I just 'codely' went out side and I saw her for real. I was shocked! She said since I refused to take her home, that she traced me home! I couldn't believe it. She hugged me and asked me where my room was! I was so worried...I had to look for another lie. I told her my male friend was around and he just came from a very far place to see me. She was disappointed and felt rejected. I took her to a near by place and bought her a soft drink. My original babe was already calling my line. I horridly discharged this babe and rushed inside. That wat the end! The babe refused picking my calls and refused seeing me till I finished my graduation and left. That my original babe broke up with me after our graduation. If I had known, I for break up with her and roll with that pretty new babe. May be she for stay with me till now . Thunder fire faithfulness !!

soruce: http://iamkingsleyokoro..com.ng/2016/05/one-date-experience-i-can-never-forget.html

naughtynaughty:
age 1

;DD

I salute u

possibilita:
don't tell me ur peni$ was outside when ur mama was pregnant

:oo

HateU2:
Fruit

I like water melon
Mama did not allow me to taste it up till 2day.
Naughtynaughty, u like water melon right

So u are yet to taste it eh?

Even uncle Lucifer is observing this comment

possibilita:
I was 1sec wen I tested it

End time pikin

naughtynaughty:
I love banana
I eat them always
I love those over ripe ones



Bt nowadays I prefare ogede agbagba

Strong strong one

Hateu2 u shuld start eating ogede agbagbha now oo I think yhr old enof now

U are on point Nne! But u didn't tell us at what age u started eating banana o

No lie o...today na Sunday ;DD

Forbidding fruit na forbidding fruit...be it full or half forbidding fruit...they are all forbidding fruit ;DD

So, at what age did you have your own share?

This is the most useless phone I av ever seen....

I spent my 30k for nothing

Say I use the money fvck better pass this phone. Useless phone
Poor camera

Useless ba3
Poor security platform

Infinix...God dey watch una

SANDOSKI:
Prince *shhhhhhhh don't shout, lets talk about soccer

Oya na
Which club u dey support?

But u fine shaa

SANDOSKI:
*dust off the dirt on his shirt...... have you forgotten we are sitting next to each other in the VVIP seat..... Everyone can't be the queen, I have to be among those to cheer them up.. .... *

U are pretty
But u no go gree

Yes...I love kissing...I don kiss tire


My best kissing moment happened years back! It was my real first date aside the secondary school childishness...

I was crazily in love wit her...she was dam difficult....the most diffict babe I av ever encountered till today!

After months of chasing her...one day came...she was to travel...we went for a date in the evening...after long chat, she was about to leave...she asked me to close to my eyes and I did...she kissed me there...where we went for date...it was deep...a bit long, soft and sweet...
After that kiss...she sent me a message when she got home that we can now date....
Just can't forget the magic of that kiss..

Share yours...

kunzo:
If you know anybody with OND should forward the cv to me (dknl_solomon@yahoo.com) between now and 8am tomorrow 17-03-2016.

just 10 people are needed and must be Lagos base.

ND Result with 6 credits in Level

Any discipline.

Still from UBA PLC.

Wow
This is nice of a brother. Thanks for your help sir.
Submitted my CV to your mail today with this email: servicete***@gmail.com

#degree...
My gratitude sir

PureWays:
Lol.. Check this out:

Her name is Yemi (a female friend I really wanna ) so I sent her a message as if the message was supposed to be sent to another lady: Yetunde.. Lol
The message goes thus:

" Hello Yetunde, I'm sorry about what happened, I know you love me but unfortunately I don't feel the same, I'm already into someone else...
What's with the big d*ck and strong arms you keep saying? I believe I'm not the only one that can make you reach climax/orgasm so please enough of the hype already.. ( )..
There are other guys who can.. And please stop telling your friends how good I'm in bed, heard that from my friend and it wasn't funny and besides is that all I'm good at?
Please be safe.. Ciao! "



Lol... In short, I gave the lady the impression that I'm great in bed.. I deliberately sent the message to her to mess with her psych..
She (Yemi) called back immediately and started asking funny questions.. I told her that the message wasn't meant for her that it was meant to be sent to an Ex (Yetunde).. Told her that these two letters "Y"nd "e" caused the mix up... ( )..

Guess what?


It worked perfectly..

Crazy for real!!

donbenedict:
stop being silly please.

The young man is not being silly pls

Why do we have female doctors pls? They are always there in universities and are hardly found in the real world...

Doc are professionals , yeah but many of them have committed evil...a lot...some male and female close pals ha e gisted me how they do some times and they blame it on human factor. Bro...this my guy is not silly. I will search and find a female doc for my wife pls...

My pastor's wife shared an experience she had wit a family doc years back that shocked her off till today.

Humans are humans...many doc just play wit a woman's private part.

We all know how konji can bring both the best and worst parts of us

The craziest things I av done in order to win a bae to bed:

I became a good kitchen guy over night: I visited her some times and prepared food for her while she was amazed

I started visiting her place regularly with the claim that I had no network in my apartment, while in her bed room, I was always topless becus it was always hot....we would watch videos on ma tab until my ba3 begged!

Some day, these acts paid off...and I started getting wat I wanted...

Oya...I know some people have done worst...share urs make we laf and learn

Taiwo20:
I want to believe that there are female gynaecologist in this country

Bro...that is it...I av said it before, na only female medical personality will handle my wife to be...nothing more, nothing less...

Naomite:
Lol dude fear God now, NA which kind prayer u wan make e answer againn
Dat boo way u dey strafe ontop ur bed now NA watin?
No b d answer 2 u prayer b dat? SMH 4 u dude
I refer ur case 2 prophet T.B Joshua. U need deliverance

Where d babe o?

U don dey see vision?

No babe dey my bed na

Naomite:
For ur plastic mind

I don't mind if it is plantic mind or golden mind I get o..

The koko be sey my prayer has been answered!

Oya...cut the cake abeg

I'm waiting for u bae

missyadorable:
72

No 72 became my husband

And he doesn't know,he thinks he is No 2..kikikikiki

That means I be holy man for ur side


72? Aaaaaaaa

Naomite:
Oh really. Let ur wish come through then

See prayer o
It means my prayer is already answered...

Na ur hands e dey o

S6un:
Nigeria the rip off capital of the world. At current crazy exchange rate. I pay about #8,000 a month for 200Mbps speed unlimited Internet a month. Streaming 4k ultra HD videos in all its glory.

You have to pay me a billion dollars to move back to Naija

Bro...just sent u a req...pls, make we hook up online over an issue.

Monalisa185:

Morning dear

Abeg free the babe jare

Such babe will make sense as gf bro...enjoy while the offer last

For someone like me who hardly condemns anyone, I will freely tell her to enjoy her self jaree and will watch her do her self live! I will watch her many times and we will fvck more and hotter any time she does that to her self before we hit the ground. Some times, we will mix it sef: I dig her and at a point, she digs her self and stop and I continue! Just like that till we cum !

E go hard make such babe cheat on her bae wit a living nigga...as for s*x toys no b cheating o as long as u no b my wife

Naomite:
What is dis one saying bayi
See him ugly face
I know u like gud things but keep wishing, u'll get there!

I like better things too dear

Monalisa185:
who would want to be chewed? or whatever that means...

Nothing serious though

Monalisa185:
when I'm done counting, you'll know

I just looked at ur pics

Babe...u will b hard to chew type of babe o

SirJeffry:
7 in secondary school, 24 in university, 9 in nysc, and about 18 afterwards»»».

I have already contacted TB Joshua for prayers.

Brov

U are really a champion o

SexyStrawberry:
.

What happened na?

How many do u av?

AirSultan:
1

Hmmmmm
Okay o
The sky is watching u

No lie o...


Okay...I no go lie

Me na 11

I just finished counting them now.
Chai!

I pray this one becomes the last!

sheunfemix:
bro I'm still rolling naa :/

Lolsss
Enjoy my dear