₦airaland Forum

kayfra:
Boko Haram's impact on the economy is minute. Let's face facts here.

Regional government is theoretically the solution but don't you see a warlord situation in Delta, Bayelsa and Rivers states for resource control?

You can tell how a state will fare given access to it's resources based on how they are performing with little.

But wetin concern me?

Regional govt would ensure that wetin happen for region A no go affect B...it is simple...boko haram distracted GEJ a lot. People used that opportunity to loot from the country...GEJ was confused and tried everything possible to stop it but some of u were calling him names, laughed at him and wished more bombs from boko haram in order to make him look incompetent. APC championed it...now it is happening to them and they are crying. Those saying no b fashola fault sey pipe vandals dey disturb electricity supply, u guys also forgot that GEJ faced same..issue.

kayfra:
Chei see as pipeline bombing dey affect Buhari. Avengers winning NOT!!!

Psyche!!!

Na una go dey suffer.

1. All the businesses (traders) that rely on civil servants and salaried workers buying their goods. Prepare to pack up.
2. All the people employed by federal, state, lga contractors. Prepare to pack up or await 6-12 months of no salaries.
3. Bank workers. Await your letter of termination. Only a matter of time for massive bank failures.
4. Most factories that run on 40% of NEPA. Prepare to shut down.
5. Cooking gas prices is on the way up.
6. Exchange rates will get to 500 naira to a dollar.
7. Pensions for your parents and grand parents. WTF is that We are broke!
8. Telecommunications companies will layoff due to reduction in airtime vended. Traders have no customers and customers earn no salaries. Up avengers.
9. You live abroad? Better triple your budget when you visit home. The avengers laid good grounds for you.
10. Health sector? Wey the funds?! Better go buy alabukun or drink agbo. Ain't nobody got funds for that!
Watch this space
etc etc etc


All hail avengers. Keep bombing.



Cutting your nose to spite your face.
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Oh...how I wish u also said all these when boko haram rendered GEN administration ungovernable...lolz

See...naija na war zone...all these are political hatred ...

U know the solution...regional government or diversify the economy as fast as possible...among all, regional government is better shaaa...so that what happens in other regions, don't affect others...

solobb:
Pls did dey sms u or email because am yet 2 see mine am 4rm abia state

Email

I got mine since yesterday evening

UEK33:
plz those residing in Abia State who knows where i can get my state of origin cert and secondly i want to know if any one from Abia was schedule on a different date from mine which is 8th....

Mine is 9th

Ruler1:
Got mine too,10th actually

Yours is Abia right?

Me too
Let's talk o


Will send u mail

Sweetlemon:
I expect to see my brothers dancing here. The idiots hailing these terrorists have even managed to console themselves that "as long as they are not killing people then they are fighting a good cause" I mean How will YOU eat when they finally achieve their aim of crippling the country? Do you now see how irredeemably Godforsakenly dumb you are? The only followers they can gain are people who never like Buhari and who wish him evil just because he won their hero/brother.
For crying out loud even the king of ogoni land admited GEJ failed them. The Fulani herder is the very one implementing something that was ready for approval since forever, The same man who made sure that he didn't sign the 2016 budget until the Lagos-Calabar rail project was included, something our so-called reps and senators didn't give a hoot about! Are these not things that benefit the common ND man and Nigeria at large? What do you want to do with govt appointments? Are you lobbying for posts for yourself or your family member? What else do you bloody baboonistic species want? Buhari's head?? The so-called brother who was at the helm of affairs for over 5 solid years did absolutely nothing. What did he do for the area apart from making a few militants and elites billionaires who didn't even see fit to donate a tap to their communities?? Yet some irredeemable foolish imbecilic dumb battalion ingrediential buffoonish nincompoops are still here allowing the devil use them to cause mass sufferings. "Not killing people" my round asss!
The way I'm seeing my people hailing terrorists I'm even beginning to think that we are much wicked and violent than the North because I don't remember Northerners coming out en masse to support BH or the herdsmen killings the way my people are all over the place cheering these guys on as if they themselves are not suffering. I mean what kind of hate will make you choose to die of hunger than allow someone who is not your brother feed you? Even the devil must be shuddering in hell right now! The comments whenever there's news of bombings and likes on such comments make me throw up. Like seriously are we cursed I'm seriously ashamed of telling people I'm from South South now. I'm really not very proud of telling people I'm from this region at the moment. Just too embarrassing!

Hope una remember how Jonathan was frustrated by Boko from the north...I hope u know how that affected his administration negatively and how some people were always celebrating each time boko haram donated bomb successfully. That action also increased corruption and confused GEJ. I also attacked GEJ too on social media. So don't expect people to sympathize with PMB now becus the opposition back then rejoiced whenever boko haram dealt with Nigerians. That was used against him. He seemed for solution and people stole from the federation all in the name of solution for GEJ. Some ppl used it against him. I want u to know that APC has set an ugly example in this country becus we were never like this. Nigerians used to condomn issues like this generally before but becus some ppl wanted GEJ out by all means, the spread hatered across the country and laughed and wished he never got it right. Many haters wished more bombing by boko haram. Lolz...now APC taught Nigerians how to do this and it is bad. Last campaign was a hate campsign .
Now APC don't want same hate...no na...not nice. This is not healthy for us all. But ppl learnt this from APC.
The truth is bitter...regionalism is the way out becus if a northerner wins, same issue might repeat itself. Many Nigerians are half baked literate and will always think like this. Nigeria is politically in mess and APC bleeped political opposition up big time. U don't rejoice when the country is hit negatively becus u want to score cheap political points. This is with us. APC did same and should dance to the song the played too. God help us all. Regionalism is still the best choice.

tobe4real:
do you have guarantor form?

I av filled mine...simply locate any of these cafee wey dem do registration for the job...they will av a copy..

Shinelle:
Got a mail too at about 7.07 pm
Abia state command for 8th June .
Travel things...
Problem is I'm just tired .. Job hunt has become a job in itself and then reading that they need just 12 ASPs from each state?...wow !

We go meet there

UEK33:
INVITATION TO ATTEND A SCREENING FOR RECRUITMENT INTO THE
NIGERIA POLICE FORCE
 
Sequel to your online application for recruitment into the Nigeria Police Force, I am directed to invite you for a screening exercise scheduled as follows:
 
Date:              8th June, 2016
Venue:            State Police Command Headquarters,
Time:              8:00am
 
2.            You are to dress in plain white shirts/shorts and come to the interview venue with a printed copy of this letter without failure, as this admits you into the screening venue.
 
3.            Furthermore, you are to present both the original copies and photocopies of the following:
     i.        Your Duly Completed Guarantor’s Form;
    ii.        State of Origin Certificate;
   iii.        Educational Certificates;
   iv.        Birth Certificate/Declaration of Age;
    v.        One white coloured Office Flat File Jacket;
   vi.        Two Recent Passport Photographs with your name written behind in capital letters.
 
4.            You are to strictly adhere to the contents of this letter as no excuse will be entertained.
 

 
Suleiman K. Gambo
For: Honourable Chairman, PSC

I got too

Biko....the dress thing , I don't understand o...someone make it clearer

And can my local govt certificate of origin be used here for the state

Make we share info...time short o...me na 9th

Emmysteve:
What time?

I got around 6:30 pm today

uc4uandc:
Bro u got an invitation for real?
What position pls n what time did the message entered?
pls u guys dat v received shud past screen shots here #ejo!

ASP

HazzanTazzan:
Fkn lazy liar... Post a screenshot even if it mean u editing ur details

U choose to beliv wat u like bro...

I applied for ASP...the journey just started ...that is why I'm not too excited but grateful to God...

I guess for the request by ppl here...I may post screen shots...I may...I may not..

dre11:
338,227 applicants have been shortlisted electronically from 911,438 that applied for the advertised 10,000 police jobs.

The chairman of the police services commission, Mike Okiro, who announced the shortlist, said the second phase of the recruitment will be done in state commands.

Details later...


http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/338-227-shortlisted-for-10-000-police-jobs/149475.html

Guys...I just got the invitation..
It is real...mine is on the 9th
Be hopeful and leave ur mail actively running on the background. Glory to God as I wish us all the very best

iokpebholo:
true talk jare,oh boy ehh my friend for damaturu tell me how soldiers dey run leave mopol during bokoharam attack but after those mopol guys pursue them finish u go see soldiers coming out to take d glory

That is the truth bro...I have heard news too from soldiers and mopol men who went there.

What most Nigerians don't know is the role Mopol officers have played and are playing in the north.
They are trying and are more disciplined than the regular police men and soldiers

Meritocracy:
MOPOL is just police officer with more than 3 years experience and never undergo that kind army training. They have the police blood in there vain. The op said four mopol and a soldier and only torn soldier cloth but they sustain injury and still left banking hall for SOLDIER. May be we should give trial in sambisa forest.

It is only a fool that will compare soldiers with police men..this is only done in Nigeria. As far as internal security is concerned bro...Mopol men are more useful. Soldiers are more useful in fights that threatens the sovereignty of Nigeria. Get it right. U simply don't know why they left the hall. They left out of anger becus of the peace talks on going in the bank hall.

hedonistic:
Riot policemen (Mobile Police aka MOPOL) are more competent than soldiers in this country, in every way. Soldiers merely have a psychological edge because they are made to believe they are superior to everyone else. Bunch of hopeless losers.

Guy no be lie
Mopol dey try....without mopol...naija no fit move easily. Those guys are real street officers..

Dripy:
I am a Nigerian; I know there are two sides to a story and I do not hate policemen either cos I tried joining some years ago. Do you think its possible for a soldier to open fire on the vehicle if they stopped? Do you think the soldier would have stayed after he realised he had shot the wrong people? Some things cannot be explained but we must be security conscious at all times.

Yes to all ur questions...

Soldiers hate policemen except for mopol! We sabi the packages wella

mesoprogress:
Breaking side mirrors, a critical safety equipment is totally wrong and silly. That many people on this forum support this medieval act is a testimonial of how backward we are in Nigeria.

My brother...it pains me how we reason in this country. Na u and one other guy comment make sense so far. What they did was not good but it wasn't nice breaking their side mirror na.

The way Nigerians celebrate soldiers beast like actitudes make me think again. No wonder we have people who celebrate jungle justice. Nigeria is really a country

Dripy:
Reckless behaviour. The policemen should have known better than to stop when flagged down by the soldiers. The level of insecurity in the country now calls for a high level of discipline and carefulness to avoid unnecessary loss of lives.

Even as a civillian, if I am on patrol or security duty and I flag a person or vehicle down and they refuses and I have a gun, I will fire them right away.
Awon werey olopa; now dem don die for nothing.

My dear...if u eat this story just the way u av read it, that means u are not in this world...u don't know that there are two sides to any story. I laugh at how people chose the military part ..well, I know people don't like policement. Some one said the soldier who shot ran away and u still think it was an error! Well...I know police packages and retaliation na coded and under ground.
As for people saying why they no retaliate...well...I'm sure no be Mopol be those officers...they could be officers on a trip without guns. Not all officers travel wit guns.

Always remember...police get level. I think u dey see the faces of those wet dey follow ur politicians...shoot at them and blame ur self for whatsoever that happens to u. Or shoot at mopol men returning from north east and blame ur villagers

slyIsaac:
So you want me to read all tat after calling me a beast ba?

Do u feel targetted ?

U don do jungle justice before?

Now, not every Nigerian you see, posses this beast like mentality! Things have gone wrong in that country after independence! This article does not target any one however, if you read it and feel targeted at, it only shows that you're guilty of this evil! Now, what am I talking about? I'm talking about Nigerians and their Beast Mentality! Why? Only beasts can do what most Nigerians do! I just don't understand this breed any more. Why are they barbaric! Not all of them though!
Few days ago, there was this news story with images of a young lady who was stripped naked in a city known as Warri, south of Nigeria! There were people victimizing her here and there and others were busy taking photos of her! The scene was humiliating and evil! I felt sorry for this lady after reading the story! That scene reminded me of the ancient Roman empire and the plight of Jesus Christ while paying the ultimate price! I couldn't figure out why a pretty lady like that could be publicly embarrassed to that point: For nature's sake, she was stripped naked...I mean completely naked! Guys were busy watching her boobs and major sector displayed for all to see. I'm sure some guys must have masturbated too while watching her been paraded by self made police men along the street, to the display and delight of many cheerers! The street was happy, the street kept on dancing, the street kept on singing and the street was filled up with crowd! Everyone wanted to see something! The pretty lady was obviously shy! Wait a minute, what am I even talking about?
"Hey, are you sure all these happened in this modern time?" My spirit questioned me!
Oh yes! They all happened few days ago. "And what was her crime?" My spirit asked me further! You will be shocked if I tell you. I replied my spirit! "Hey, go ahead and tell me! I'm sure she must have contributed to the current state of the country or may be a female Abacha though! I have heard so much about that country and how rich the country is and how poor the country is at the same time...a science or should I say, an element of magic that cant be determined! The fact that the country is known as one of the richest countries in the world and also known as one of the poorest countries with the poorest citizens in the world makes it a science and magic of confusion!" My spirit queried me further.
Yes, I must say it! Let me tell you exactly what this lady did that led to all that physical, mental and environmental assaults on her!
"Alright, go ahead bro" my spirit showed further interest.
She stole a phone
"And..."
She stole a smartphone!
"And..."
She stole a Techno phone!
"And.."
Nothing else...she only stole a techno phone please!
"Don't tell me that was all she did! You must be kidding right?"
Seriously speaking, I'm not! That was all she did!
"I'm speechless! For real!! Are they humans at all?" My spirit questioned me further!
I even heard some people were angry that she wasn't burnt alive!
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! Are you alright? Do they still burn people in Nigeria?"
Hmmmmmm...these people who were not satisfied with the treatment given to her, said, some guys were burnt alive for similar crime few weeks ago in the same city!
"Please, tell me you're joking!"
Hey, I'm not joking here! It seems the spirit of burning fellow humans is peculiar to black race! I also heard their African brothers also do same....They burn people a lot in South Africa!
"Please, please, please...I have heard enough! Even South Africans too? I thought they were better of!"
Hahahahahahaha...well, this is not an issue to laugh at! They call it Xenophobic syndrome..It flows in the blood in South Africa! Humans were easily burnt during Xenophobia attack few months ago in SA!
"I'm surprised and shocked and disappointed and disgusted and angry and vexing! In fact, I don't know what else to say...tell me more."
Okay, how can you burn and brutalize your fellow human because he/she stole a phone? I'm not in any way justifying crime. You have a police institution and a judicial system! Take such people to them!
"I think Nigerians are frustrated"
Yes, you have a point. They are frustrated and most of them have beast tendency in them! I will discuss this other issue of frustration with you some day! I just want us to trash this beast nature out!
For nature's sake, no matter what a person has done, for the fear and respect to human lives, why burn or engage in jungle justice? To me, this is misplacement of energy!
"Why did you say so?"
Yes, if such acts are melted on these fantastically corrupt politicians, may be, I wouldn't have started this conversation with you. I think they deserve it!
"Now, you acting like them! You're acting like a Nigerian!!"
I'm not! Truth be told! Just google jungle justice via the google image and see how Nigerians exhibit beasts like nature on their fellow humans while praising and dancing once locally made dance step known as 'shoki' to the fantastically corrupt politicians!
I know how painful it is to be rubbed! May be you starved your self to get the money! The economy is bad, yes, very bad! I know some criminals have raped (God will destroy all rapists), I know some criminals are more wicked and heartless than lucifer. I know some criminals are the ones teaching lucifer how to be wicked! Yet, they don't deserve such treatments given to them! Why burn your fellow human alive and watch him/her weep in agony? It shows there is something wrong with the Nigerian society! This act is very popular! It's so common! Why? This is a modern world! You may not trust the police or the judiciary, please, still hand over criminals to them. Burning your fellow human only shows you are evil too!
"Oh, now you have preached on and on! Tell me, what would you do if you are fortunate to catch the person who stole from you?"
Very nice question my spirit! I will simply call the person and talk sense to the person. If I have the capacity to empower the person, I will go further to bring the person out of the street! Only beasts are brutal. If you can beat, pour fuel on your fellow human and watch the person burn to death, you're nothing but a beast. If you can't help the person...hand the person over to the police.
If you can beat, burn, stone a person to death without following due processes, it only shows you're in same category with the person you're attacking! This act only shows how backward, barbaric and unciviliazed the Nigerian society is! It shows the society has a long way to go. It shows the society may never reach developent. I think the national assembly should enact law to held discourage jungle justice in Nigeria. One of the images of jungle justice I saw online only made me to ponder over the Nigerians have in them! I saw picture of youths celebrating and taking photo shots as their jungle justice victim burn in anguish! i don't know, but I think there is something mentaly, spiritually, psychologically and physiologically wrong with the black race!

http://iamkingsleyokoro..com.ng/2016/05/nigerians-and-their-beast-like-mentality.html

bayulll011:
how old re u man,u are not sensible,one u complain lagos is shiit,another u say av not travelled out of lagos,another u say we just hype lagos,is it not obvious that u are dieing from hate and jealousy,yeah av travelled out of lag not out of nigeria which i will do so soon,anybody that stay outside of lagos will agree that other places are mere dulling and backward zone even the so called abuja,av u ever wonder why ur people prefare to die here than go to porthharcourt or aba

Well..u can talk as u like. I'm not arguing wit u bro. Lagos is very beautiful. Pls...rest the case. Lagos this , Lagos that...we are tired..it is now a cliche..why u carry Lagos matter like this na? Oh...u think yorubas don't die in other places eh?
Lolz...even in agbor...we have Yoruba community...living, marrying and dying there...there are many yorubas in PH, Aba, Enugu etc. Lagos is obviously the most developed state in Nigeria. Pls..I'm not arguing that. What we are saying is..stop castigating and insulting other regions...not becus they migrate to your state..u should be castigating them. And be modernize enuf to know that Lagos is what it is today becus of the advantage it has decades ago. Read my words. Lagos is the most developed place okay.
No one is hating on Lagos...u guys are over talking and over stressing on this issue.
Can we stop this please?

bayulll011:
even if they build sky scrapper in all other states,build ports,lagos will continue to thrive and develope and some of you will still choose to stay here,go and read your history lagos was already in existence before nigeria or before the people from the rising sun came,it is our pride,our heritage we welcome you all to live,mingle and own properties,but never forget you are a visitos and we the host dictate the tunes

Lolz

U are quite local...I don't think u av travelled out of Lagos not to talk of out of Nigeria...

Forget all these bragging things.. No one is dragging that wit Lagos abeg. Lagos even fine pass New York city and Cape Town sef!

U can even dictate how visitors urinate. Lolz.. Insecurity of u guys eh...e no get match! Hey wake up to modern world...stop this bragging thing about Lagos..Nigeria is a failed state...comparing Lagos to other states in Nigeria only shows how naive and backward one is...

Enuf of all these trash jaree...I no even blame u sef.. I blame people that have time to do all these comparing of a thing.

mrbillz:
Keep hating at your own peril. Are you telling me the colonial masters are still in charge? You could see mind blowing development and you shying off from the truth. Since when has the nation capital moved to Abuja. Has Lagos not grown in leaps and bounds. Keep shouting PH while Lagos keeps getting things right. I guess you haven't been to Lagos recently to know we are not kidding here when it comes to infrastructural and human development. How is your PH a match to Lag? Kindly educate me more abeg

Lagos is beautiful and the most beautiful city in Nigeria...no one is arguing that. What I'm saying is ...it is not called for.. Pls...and people are using it to mocking other States...pls...Lagos makes a lot of money...more than other states..Lagos attract investors becus of years of mono poly of business friendliness.. I'm not hating. Pls. I'm not arguing either. What I mean is...it is not called for to be hating or mocking other States. Lagos makes a lot of money and almost everything that enters Nigeria enters thru Lagos.. So, bro...it is natural for Lagos to be far and should even be farer than her current state.
To me...all these things arent called for. If Nigerian govt is serious, they can help improve the business friendliness of other States too...u can see the magic that was done in Abuja. FG govt can decide to have capitals in all the regions and diversify investment across these capitals to attract investors.

Just don't get it. No body is hating on Lagos. Lagos is the best city in Nigeria ...yes ! We know. Pls...don't also forget that she enjoys mono poly of investment...her IGR is bigger than many states all put together...she enjoyed many advantages which other States didn't enjoy.

DifferentBoy1:
Yorubaaaaaaaaa!!!!
so Paris don get "H" now
So for you wildest dream,You feel say any state for Nigeria (especially Yoruba axis)for near Rivers state if not the handy work of British by sitting Capitals there
Leme configure your brain.....why is it that on Lagos being the former fact is heard in terms of real urbanization in the whole of Yoruba
Don't drag with dragons!!!

I tire for their matter o..
I don't know why they are always hyping the state. A state that was developed by British govt and enjoys mono poly of business friendliness in Nigeria due to many rights accorded to it. Can these Yoruba people allow some body hear word?
The govt of the land should decongest Lagos sharp sharp abeg. Build sea ports and standard airports in other states...or regions and see them attract investments.. I'm tired of all these hyping...these things aren't done in other countries with sane humans....this is why this country is backward

Alikote:
Firs update appointment letters where issued to around 300 people by my estimate of the people, I notic about 30 people where ask to go to firs head office by 4 to collect their letter from flowers office I later found out they are highly connected one .....from the saraki list,osibanjo list mainly from lagos and some emirs ...the offer is o.k it starts from officer 2 that level 10 it around 200k monthly..the highest was assistant manger level 8 masters degree plus ana and 8 yrs exp its around 260k by,rough estimate...nigeria is a wack anf fasle nation and the buhari change is stories...it still runs ....pls keep pressing button it the only way...apc and pdp na same

Bro...thanks for the info...
God bless u. I tire for this country. I don send you message...

sisichels:
sent, send ur no to the mail u got the study pack from. all the best to everyone.

Thank you dear

sisichels:
study pack sent. the pattern hasn't been changed, the current affairs still the same as found on page 58 n 59. there is also an essay part too. the whatsapp group is for everyone looking forward to joining the kpmg family so we try to help each other n share experiences. u can send ur no via the email add used to send the study pack to you. all the best dear.

Help me too wit the study pack
I will send my NUM there too
Thanks dear
My email: servicetessy@gmail.com

sisichels:
study pack sent. the pattern hasn't been changed, the current affairs still the same as found on page 58 n 59. there is also an essay part too. the whatsapp group is for everyone looking forward to joining the kpmg family so we try to help each other n share experiences. u can send ur no via the email add used to send the study pack to you. all the best dear.

Help me too wit the study pack
I will send my NUM there too
Thanks dear

SweetGuy225:
Cheerleaders? What for?

Yeah....if that can bring people and promote the league...let's do it that way...we must not always do it the popular way...