₦airaland Forum

Naomite:
Oh really. Let ur wish come through then

See prayer o
It means my prayer is already answered...

Na ur hands e dey o

S6un:
Nigeria the rip off capital of the world. At current crazy exchange rate. I pay about #8,000 a month for 200Mbps speed unlimited Internet a month. Streaming 4k ultra HD videos in all its glory.

You have to pay me a billion dollars to move back to Naija

Bro...just sent u a req...pls, make we hook up online over an issue.

Monalisa185:

Morning dear

Abeg free the babe jare

Such babe will make sense as gf bro...enjoy while the offer last

For someone like me who hardly condemns anyone, I will freely tell her to enjoy her self jaree and will watch her do her self live! I will watch her many times and we will fvck more and hotter any time she does that to her self before we hit the ground. Some times, we will mix it sef: I dig her and at a point, she digs her self and stop and I continue! Just like that till we cum !

E go hard make such babe cheat on her bae wit a living nigga...as for s*x toys no b cheating o as long as u no b my wife

Naomite:
What is dis one saying bayi
See him ugly face
I know u like gud things but keep wishing, u'll get there!

I like better things too dear

Monalisa185:
who would want to be chewed? or whatever that means...

Nothing serious though

Monalisa185:
when I'm done counting, you'll know

I just looked at ur pics

Babe...u will b hard to chew type of babe o

SirJeffry:
7 in secondary school, 24 in university, 9 in nysc, and about 18 afterwards»»».

I have already contacted TB Joshua for prayers.

Brov

U are really a champion o

SexyStrawberry:
.

What happened na?

How many do u av?

AirSultan:
1

Hmmmmm
Okay o
The sky is watching u

No lie o...


Okay...I no go lie

Me na 11

I just finished counting them now.
Chai!

I pray this one becomes the last!

sheunfemix:
bro I'm still rolling naa :/

Lolsss
Enjoy my dear

sheunfemix:
had a good time ke. having a good time ni

This babe eh... U were rolling wit ur man the other time, no b good time b that?

sheunfemix:
u don't know d meaning of being harsh abi? well I was also.kidding





But then u quoted and that makes u what Princedapace

A rotten egg
No wahala...nothing do u lady.
Hope u had a good time with ur man

sheunfemix:
.
Well I don't give a hoot. Don't quote me again.


the next person to quote after this is a rotten egg

Babe....stop being harsh. We are not fighting. Was just joking wit u abeg. Na joke o.

sheunfemix:
Kk roll in urs while I roll in mine. I bet u will fall off the edge of ur bed but I won't cos I'll have my man to hold on to.




Naughty boy rolling around with all d girls in NL. Smh for u. You will just roll away

Haba na! How many girls av u seen me rolling wit eh?

sheunfemix:
what are u rolling that u want me to roll with u?

Rolling on the bed na

jmichlins:
Just the thought of you erasing our identity made me stop reading your thread. How can we stop speaking our traditional language and names? Just regional government and making science focal point will be enough to rid us of ethinic troubles

Lolz
I said it initially that since the govt has refused to practice regional based government, my absolute dictorial leadership will be the next option.

This country knows that regional governmet will favour the country but they will never ever do it. All beccus of oil. Every region should go and hustle on their own...when there is no more oil, im very sure states will hustle for alternatives....if we cant regionalise, then my option will be applied....

it seems the only language Nigeria understands is dictatorship.

Beeman1:
Good.

God bless my northern army brothers who are sanitising south East.

Any tout who no wan abide by nigeria law and constitution,una know what to do sha.

God bless T.Y buratai

God bless PMB/PYO

God bless Nigeria.

This is one of the most stupid comments I have seen so far online...and who told u the soldiers who performed the operation were all northern soldeirs? My guy, i can only imagine you shalow mindedness and naiveness! bro, U need deliverance! With your type, nigeria can never grow. People like u are people I will love to....

Grow up

sheunfemix:
. so what is this thread for...

For the fun of what u ladies say when enjoying paradise on earth...it's not a bad idea. We all know ladies say sweet, funny things when we dig deeper! I have really heard so many funny things from ladies when they are enjoying paradise on earth...


Come roll wit me na.


i will not tell anyone

This is how I'll kill tribalism in Nigeria when i become a president

Since the country has vowed never to separate and has vowed never to encourage regionalism beccus of oil money...no worry, God will judge all these leaders! Regionalism will weaken the centre and many states will collapse (but seriously, that is good...such states will seek for alternatives instead of waiting for oil money and will make it easier for electorates to hold their respective state leaders accountable for poor governance instead of the central govt)


Now: back to the issue:

1. I will begin a policy that will see that in the next 50 years, no one will ever speak indigenous language in the country...we should all speak English since British brought this doom upon us! This will eliminate the 'I am from so so part of the country syndrome'. If you speak any of the indigenous languages, you will go to jail for life!

2. No one should ever bear an indigenous name again...we should all bear English names and no more religious related names! Practice ur religion in your respective homes!
3. All the states in Nigeria must change their names including Nigeria...we should all bear westernised names... (I just want to eliminate tribalism...our citizens should just forget where they came from and always remember they are from Nigeria only )
4. No more filling of state of origin in application forms or any type of form at all. We should fill; Nigeria (though this country must change her name during my leadership)
5. No more history as a subject in primary and secondary schools or in universities. I will consult professionals to roll out subjects and courses that will install 'i love my country syndrome.' This will be a deliberate move to make people love the country and can always say 'I can die for my country'. No more stories about the civil war etc.
6. I will employ new secret police men (these secret police men will all be foreigners) who will constantly check kids to know if they are taught history related subjects or occurrences from their various homes. If we get to find out that kids are getting such lessons or they have hidden indigenous names, my secret police men will fetch their parents and off they will go to jail for years.
7. Within that period of this policy, I'll do everything possible to encourage inter state/region marriages and discourage intra state/region marriage through financial and national rewards for such couples..
8. The governors of each state must not come from that state! this will be a must. After every tenure of any governor, a public poll carried out online will be carried out and any governor who didnt meet the cut off mark (a way of determining a governor who performed very well) will surely go to jail for life! The cut off mark will be 95%...if you're scared, pls, dont contest to head any state in the country. No one should contest in his state of birth. Go and contest in another state.
9. No more federal character....no more, no more.
I will hand over power when i see that my people no longer have root except that of Nigeria! When the new generation dont even know anything about ethnic groups, major languages in the country except English language and history.

Tribalism has really finished this country and to hell with tribalism. I went to do my National ID card in Ibadan and I was queuing o, when it was almost my turn, the man attending to us, whispered to his colleague that I am an igbo person (my self), that they should jump me...like play like play, they wanted to jump and pass me in order to attend to others who were busy speaking yoruba... the usual me dont take trash...i threatened to write against them and asked them if they knew my personality and what I can to them all. I made noise, I disturbed everyone. they became scared and attended to me. Can u imagine?


hehehehehehehe...Na joke I dey joke o

Apostlelong:
Can someone please tell me what Oga Jonathan was flying when he was president. We just don't want to see oda people's progress in this country.

But I ask my self is the country progressing with baba

Pls, dont justify this! APC condemened that wen Jonathan was doing it and we all knew it was wrong! PMB was voted to change all these and he is doing same! So, why was he now voted?

Pls, what is bad is bad!

[quote author=tuale4u post=44618251]All dis nothern senators is not thier fault. If not for d stupidity of my Niger Delta brothers who are so fixated on Hating Buhari due to Instigation by the Igbos as a result of Jonathan loss, this senators wont be bold enough to openly admit adding more money to Kano rail at the expence of Calabar rail. When in d same speech, the same senator is telling us they have d power to add and remove any item from d budget.

If they can add and remove any item from d budget as they claim, why is it Niger Delta project that they are removing due to flimsy excuse that it was not on d original document despite d fact that it was presented to them in d senate as an addedum.

The greatest traitors to d Niger Delta right now are those fools, and extreme bitter people who are ready to kill d development of Niger Delta just because they hate Buhari 4 cheap political point.


The truth is dat Buhari got nothing to lose. He is a 72year old man who has been Governor, Minister, millitary head of state and today democratically elected president. He is already a great achiever.


We Niger Delta people are being foolish and myopic. We must protest against NASS.

We must not give away what belong to us just because Jonathan lost election. Niger Delta is bigger than Jonathan loss. We must move on and stop harming ourselves. Jonathan is a Beneficiary of Niger Delta Struggle. He was never part of d struggle. We must not destroy our region just because of a benefiary who never contributed much to our region when he got d opportunity.

We are just being stupid and foolish.


According to Peter Obi former Governor of Anambra state, Igbo are d cause of thier maginalisation because they dont know how to negotiate politically when others (North and South west) are negotiating for thier people.

My Niger delta brothers, please we must not end up like them. We should be wiser.

The Lagos Calabar rail is just named Lagos Calabar . The Rail actually goes from Lagos to Calabar to Aba to PortHarcourt to Ughelli to Sapele to Benin and to Ore to Ibadan and back to lagos. It is South west, South South and South East rail. The rail is expected to also link Onitcha and Asaba and Warri.

We claim we are more educated than the North. We brag with our worthless PhDs. Notherners with ordinary primary Six certificates are dribbling our PhD senators like Lionel Messi.[should]


Guy...u made good comment but calling the igbos here is not called for. Abeg, make una leave igbo people alone. I am tired of all these cheap political points. If everyone should love Buhari, who will then be against him? Wetin be igbo people own here na? What is bad is bad...no one knows who is saying the truth between NSs and executives. Pls...we all wish for the best for this country. I don't like the name calling on the igbos especially when it is not necessary. In this case, it is not necessary. Is it not APC that is ruling? Is Buhari not APC? The blame goes to him too? I blame APC for all these mess. This goes to show how power struggle has killed nass and the executive in this APC led government. Pls...south south pple, stop mentioning igbo pple any how abeg. Igbos are not begging for una love. APC is so confused. Nonsense. All these started with late appointment of ministers and u want us to clap for Buhari. If I tell u the number of internal recruitments into major FG agencies that has taken place so far by top people in the country (especially by northerners), I wonder the difference between APC and PDP
....APC has failed so far. The only reason north keep winning is becus northerners stand as one and united in politics...South is supposed to stand as united forces against north but the region is always divided. Get this right. Northerners have ruled this country more than southerners...becus they are more politically united than southerners. Well, since south west don't like south east and south east don't like south west and south south hates south east and south west hates south south etc north will continue to rule over us all. I don't see this nonsense stopping becus south can never be politically united...never!

To criticise a government doesn't mean you shouldn't get what u are constitutionally meant to get. All the security academies are in the north and south never see any reason to demand for a change becus wen igbos talk about it, yorubas will join forces with northerners to say no and south south will say we don't want to be like igbos, let's flow with the central govt bla bla bla. Yes, igbos don't have major fed government preaense becus of the civil war...the region is not trusted.
But I am proud of the region...the region saw that this unity won't work and they fought for their idea. I am ever proud of them. May be we all would have gotten it right if we had gone our separate ways. U see, unity is not a do or die thing. For waking up to fight but lost the fight, I am proud of them. Until southern regions start trusting them selves and act as a check over the northerners, we will all continue to have issues like this...pls stop mentioning igbos and stop saying u don't want to be like them and who want to be like una? The region has been neglected but they have survived even more than any region in the country. Many regions can't survive what that region suvived. Pls...no dey call that region any how for unnecessary things again biko... At least, south south no better pass south east.

sheunfemix:
. Its gonna be more like kiss and tell

I no go kiss and tell anyone...trust

Mikylopez:
wtf!wahs all dz poo.........

c guys braging....smdh!

o lawd even d once dah kiss n cum are boasting..... issok

Bae...the only way to confirm this na to try....

Begin wit me and see if I go kiss and cum

midehi2:
catch me if you can

U go too sabi do am


Where u dey make I come catch u?

Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II"

Lmfao

And this line murdered all that I av read so far...

Ladies can say nonsense wen getting that thing. That make them to be sweet...

midehi2:
'gosh! wicked! wicked!! treasure you wicked' 'issss deeep'

but remember this is different from moan or dirty talks

I'm coming after u bae

midehi2:
touching womb ke

Yes na...e be like sey u sey dey sing the line too

midehi2:
i cant just stop laughing

I'm sure u are familiar wit that line bae :p

Zambux:
U lie

Oh, so na babe dey tell me sey I lie....

Wait make I catch u for bed

rosieluv:
no b me n u

Hahahahahaha

Na me and u o