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halfricanadian:
Sorry it starts here ends here

U wana hook?

Go buy fishing kits

Hahahahaha
U are really mean o

U no get chill eh

But not like physical meeting o...u go break my head ni

Just more private chat ni...u go get more stuff to pour out bae...here is too open..

halfricanadian:
Tank u

U are welcome

Well, no love stories...make we hook up...u sounded interesting...wanna hear more of this ur story...

Want to hook up wit ya..

Zambux:
U lie

Lying no go give me job for CBN bro...

I av done worst that this sef...

rosieluv:
lols dnt fall for me oooo,kashybabe is dere o

And I'm falling for u...

Make we open our own thread na

olaoyejcb:
nt wit dis

Guy...u resamble cry


No mind me o

Na joke o

halfricanadian:
Wat can i do again

I was maltreates for no just cause

Relationships is not for every one

god will punish the guy that brought this upon u...like seriously? Mehn...u were badly hurt o...


I wonder why good babes no dey see guys like me...

I don't break hurts...I don't hurt a lady....I so much feel for ladies when they are hurt....i av sisters...tht is the point.

hollah123:
like seriously i dey laugh as i dey type cos when play don enter body finish her grammar dey get k leg.den u hear words like 'i av die' 'exactly' 'yelsssssssss'.

Hahahahahaha

Na true o...one of ma ex get that same wahala..she dey always speak nonsense grammar wen ever she don enter Jerusalem

ariyike23:
Sorry dear,i dnt av jawe.. jes gmat now,d test is nt d gbege,it is the 2 million naira target thing. Meet sum1 in d banking sector,ders a secret about ao u cn meet d target,i wnt say it ere
.

I said it, u be connect...

I dey link up wit u jaree

ariyike23:
Its true..its actually 240k,my cosin jes started working dere,buh dey gave dem a compulsory car loan of 3 million wich dey started deducting 70k per month. Diet idea is access bankers dnt walk.. Buh d job is super duper stressful,u will work for d money

Plus my dad used to be a zonal manager dere,he got her d job,buh i repeat again.The pressure is frigging too much, Dere s no xcuse for non performace so dey say

Now, I'm falling in love. Babe, u b connect. Marry me na

Make we no lie o!


Hahahahahaha.....guys eh....we get funny experiences...

Ladies, una guys no dey say anything?

As for me...I just can't forget that very day...this babe visited me o...I was just on my own when she came...though na ma babe back then. After few hours, she now told me she was going home...ahhhhhh! Can u imagine? She dressed to kill o and she wanted to go? I begged and begged she no gree... I now opened my eyes and said, if u don't allow me to do it now, we are done! Now UnCloth and open ur legs she became scared!
She did as i ordered and I started doing the magic...after long pre-intimacy, I started hitting her and when she was on her climax, she started saying:
"Baby, u know wat, I will marry u, I will marry u, na only u I go marry....no stop, fvck me, fvck me....."

This ma babe kept begging me to marry her and wen we both cum, after few minutes, I asked, will u still marry me? She said God forbid ...hahahahahahahahaha
Konji can make some people to speak in different languages

lebroske:
Dear nairalanders, please i need your advice on what to do. My wife had been seducing men in the compound where we live lately. We are just newly married, less than a year now. We live in a story building and the windows are made in glasses. One could easily see through them especially in the night. So, what she does is each time she finishes taking her birth, she exposes her body knowing quit well that men around can see her through the window. She does it in the morning, during the day when she notices that i am not around and in the night.

The day i discovered, i confronted her, she said it was her body that it was not none of my business. Though we were quarreling before then. But i knew that was not the first time, she has been doing it before because each time i open the windows in the morning, i always notice that people(men) will just be looking towards my direction. I kept wondering what they were looking at until the day i discovered.

Dear nairalanders, what can i do to make her stop it. Because its getting out of hand. Now she hides and do it and she knows i am not happy with her now.
Great nairalanders, please i need your advice. Thankmatter

My brother...I just dey feel for u. This is a serious matter. T
U are really in one chance bro. This is not a matter to handle with force.
See, if u guys are currently not in good terms, make peace and see that the love comes in again and begin the talk. After that, if u av the chance, take her out and start talking sense into her about it and why should never ever repeat such. This is where your charisma comes in. If she respects u and fears you, she will begin to adjust. Talk about the importance of self worth and why it matters in the marriage.
After that, look for marriage counseling class and enrol with her.
This is the final step to take and it is very important. Even if the first suggest worked or not, u still need to take this second step. If u are a Christian, meet ur pastor's wife and tell her every thing and the efforts u av made so far over the matter. Your pastor's wife will surely know what to do. If your pastor's wife is a good woman of God, she will invite her and start coaching her.
My brother, if u begin to seduce women too, she may begin opening her legs for interested guys or for those guys with the guts to read when a woman needs hot sexual adventure. So, no need for that.

If all the above steps don't work, u need to invite her mum in. Mind you, it is only God that can really make her to stop this type of life. I'm sure she was like this before u guys got married but may be u didn't cars to notice. My brother, u married a woman who has the potential gene of fvcking anything fuckable. Take heart man.
All the best

foyeks2001:
The Holy Bible doesn't give room for divorce my brother... If u send her away, ur creator will ask u of that sin, u refused to let go on judgement day...pls kindly forgive when someone seeks for your forgiveness, its 4 ur own good

There is room for divorce as long as infidelity is concerned. If my wife can cheat on me, she can kill me o. I will forgive o but she will go home.

PureWays:
I know it can be very painful and frustrating if you find out that your lady cheats on you, but as we all know most cheaters (The men) disagree with double standards when it comes to cheating... Lol..
So, here is my question:

What could make you forgive your wife if she cheats and ask for your forgiveness?
Considering the fact that you ain't no saint, will you forgive her?

I don't know for all these people talking about Bible: as for me, once my wife cheats, it is over...like over...like anyone who begs for her will also get out of my life for good. I don't joke with cheating. If she can cheat for any reason, she can kill me too. I am not a devine being. I don't forgive cheating. I'm happy Bible gave me a room to chase away a cheating wife. For any reason, I don't see why a married lady should open her legs, scream for another man and still begs for hubby's forgiveness.

Tekevwe:
I got married to my husband a some months ago. Before we got married we dated for a while and my husband was the smiling type, though I noticed he bones a lot with his siblings.

Our courtship was great. He used to give me practically everything I wanted (affection and care) even before I asked. He showered me with so much love that I thought I was dreaming. I saw some other qualities in him and felt he would make a great husband.

The first week of our marriage, my husband changed, started boning round the house and withdrew into himself. His office rent was due that month so I felt that was cause and let him be. Several months down the line and things re d same or even worse. He gets home boning, eats and goes straight to bed. If I try gisting with him he answers in monosylables and you can see the disinterest on his face.

The only time he smiles at home is when he wants to be intimate. That's the only time he's soft with me now and the only time I feel connected to him. I asked him if I offended him in any way and he says no, that the pressure of providing for a new family is getting to him.

I didn't play hard to get cos I don't believe in such so I don't know why the change.

There are some other qualities I discovered in him that I never saw while we were dating. I jokingly told him he has changed and that day he smiled and said he had to give me all I wanted cos he didn't want to lose me since I'm a pretty girl. Now that we re married its like he can't be bothered with trying anymore.

Also deep down I don't tink he loves me and feel he just married me cos he isn't so young anymore (almost 40) and he's parents were mounting pressure on him. He's snappy with me now which never used to happen.

He also has a wall built around him that I can't seem to penetrate. I feel so depressed each time I'm home, being married to a man I feel no connection to.

I don't know if this is what marriage entails. If it is, then please, married folks should hint me so I can adjust my mindset to this new change.

Also, what can I do to break through and get through to him?

Greetings ma'am
You see, the economy is not smiling at all and I think that is affecting your husband. Some of us rreally appreciate written contents, I think u can always send him written contents, dont complain in those contents, just wish him a great day at work while he is at work. Tell him how ur own day is going and be very positive and asssure him of your supports. ALways make hime know he is not alone in the fight becus this economy u are seeing is really a war zone. I think ur husband is passing thru some business difficult times. It is not easy. I perfectly understand how u feel. Try and find out those things he loves doing and see how u can also find interest in them. Does he watch football? U know wat I mean. Handle this case with care......he could be testing u...I seriously think it boils down to business stress, economic stress and financial stress. Use written contents to remind him how u are with him in this battle.

prettythicksme:
Ode nie if u cant call ur mother wen u need sex,den ur r a bastard

If u really wanna sell ur pvssy....u can do that wit men who pay for such service or u join the olosho group of ladies...not wit ur bf pls...I can never give a gf money becus she dey sex me...the same sex that I hussle to satisfy her ...na wa o...

Women enjoying sex, experiencing orgasm, their eyes turning to the sky, their legs spread wide, confessing in different languages and saying all sort of things all in the name of the pleasure we give them and u want us to pay for the same thing? This is madness!

hifaif1:
The only hot team is Ghana. Nothing spectacular about Egypt, Cameroon and Algeria. You should mention South Africa even before Egypt, Cameroon and Algeria.

As for Nigeria, we need great finishers in our team. We need players who can score set pieces and who can take long range shots. We need players who can bury aerial balls. In short, we need goal scorers. How can we have terrible defenders and still have horrible strikers

Well, I don't think u know Algeria....guy Algeria is blazing now. As for Egypt, the team is very good tactically. Just needs to work on finishing. Defence line, communication and passes are very okay. Just that finishing and maturity, they are good to go. Those guys are young. Algeria is blazing bro.

UNECboi:
ghana and algeria are the best teams in africa right now.

Mehn Algeria dey hot like fire....those guys can score goals eh...

jaykaylegend:
i dey watch the match lije sey na europe dem dey.. see stadium abeg, even ibom stadium turf no sweet reach this one.

And that is not their best stadium. Just one of them in the country. Some countries are just blessed with serious leaders not naija.

HRich:
Sorry dear. Impossible wishes. Egypt came with just 50 fans and got a point,

while your home team had almost 40,000 fans and fail to got all 3points,

what do you think that will happen when Egypt set up 100,000 fans against Nigeria?

Egypt will not play that match in Cairo bro...and they are only allowing few fans in becus of security issues....they are only allowing 20k fans.

Any ways, it will be hard defeating those guys...they fight till the end of any match...they have thiis mentality of coming back to win or level up a match. Really strong mentality that came from their league in Egypt.

I doubt if we can beat them but we can only if we play very smartly. They will come all out and if we are smart and sharp with luck on our side...we can score one or two goals...

GreenWhiteGreen:
[size=14pt]Is Fashanu a military officer ? Disrespecting our military uniform. [/size]

That is not a military uniform bro

Police uniform if is bro

Movic1:
Lol!lemme highlight some points hr!

1.You claim not to have time buh your words re more than 200.

2.You said those who engage in tribal war are kids, the bolded side of your texts is tribal partnership abi? You shot yourself in the foot bro. lets just forget about it bro! You guys find it painful when it affects your tribe but fun when bashing the yorubas. Mind you, I am not a Nigerian.

U can check my updates here...i dont talk about shits like this and i accepted being a kid to av replied and engaged in stuff like this. This nonsense needs to stop. I was really angered by the comments made by the guy who attacked the tribe for no good reason. It just deosnt make any sense to me..

Movic1:
Kindly show us the pic of ibadan peeps sitting on the floor or putting cart on their heads. if you can't, then this long text of yours is useless. i guess

So, among all things to do in this life, na to dey snap pics of my fellow Nigerians in such act? Something that is not news worthy. U think I got such time? The very mad person is the person who easily insult another tribe pls! I av done same becus of the comment I saw and I am mad too. And I hope not to ever repeat this. Nigeria is generally backward with so many local people...travel travel travel my brother. Well, I seriously think that people who engage in trbal war here are kids and mentally low and very very local. I have Yoruba, Hausa and friends from different parts of Nigeria. So when people dey talk, Yoruba people go dey talk too about others being local? Hahahahahaha..yoruba people wey I see and meet often? Same local raz market women and men I see often. Same set of people with accent issue beyond repair? Hey...all these are not needed pls. Stop insulting other tribes pls. I think Nairalanders should do more regarding this and be blocking anyone who insults other tribes even the person smartly construct the texts.

laribari:
I'm neither yoruba nor Ibo but let's face it, i have never seen anyone in Lagos malls acting like this sha oo.

Haba, this is too much especially when na young people dey carry things for head. I'm sure shoprite ran out of carts due to the crowd.

The thing with Lagos is that na only you go give yourself brain by your self when people look you in a disgusting manner and that is why you barely see things like this.

Imo State na perhaps the leading Educated State in the entire East, so i excepted more but i have so much love for Enugu sha.

Anyways, thank God for Shoprite, e for bad oo!

See the Caption sef.................. INVASION

Na real invasion oo

Bro...i hate commenting on issues such as this especially when such issue deals with tribe. What you don't understand is that Lagos is ahead of other states in Nigeria, yes, that is a fact. It is like this becus of so many factors, so bragging wit life in Lagos is nothing but low mentality in the highest order. Saying u av not seen Lagos shoppers acting this strange is low mentality too. Don't compare Lagos civilization with that of IMO state. U should have come to see how Yoruba ppl acted when Ibadan shoprite opened for bonanza! I wept becus Nigerians disgraced me. I just don't get it. The person that started this useless issue is the guy who insulted the igbo tribe and was claiming that lagos is London, not really u. But we need to understand something, Lagos is far behind when you compare it with other cities in the world with such opportunities. Everyone developed Lagos and not really yoruba pple who are naturally lazy. There are dam local pple in Lagos....so local bro. Most Lagos lacal people dey annoy me and disgrace my identity as a Nigerian. When you want to compare states, take Lagos aside becus most investments in the country go there and yet the level of civilization and development is still very low. Other states are still struggling to meet up and we must encourage them to do better. You see, I witnessed the same scenario in Ibadan and I wept. Even some times when I visit Ibadan, the way the locals shop there wanna make me cry. Fact remains that most Yoruba locals are dam local and very annoying. I travel a lot and once I get to Ondo state, the villages and the level of local behaviour I see usually produce frowns all over my face. This is not hating..yorubas are dam local and can't be compared with igbos at all. Go to villages in the East and see how wise and civilized they are. I work in a place where we get to meet and hear from people living in damned communities and I confessed that illetracy level is high in Nigeria, the worst and most embarrassing behaviour comes from Yoruba people...
Please, dear Yoruba people, Lagos is not the only Yoruba state in Nigeria...when you wanna talk about your states, pls, talk about Ondo, Oyo, Osun, Ekiti etc...those places are made up of people who are dam local...I hear from them. With the level of opportunities in Yoruba land due to Lagos state, all Yoruba states should have developed at least to the level of Lagos but they can't even compete with most other states (it is a shame)...I give it to Eastern states, even with low level of opportunities there, the people still got to their current level which is commendable.
U guys should stop this nonsense tribal war...Nigeria generally is backward...simple! Wake up please.

rugged2k2:
Katsina is from level 8 upwards level 7 down your state command. Like I said my contact said the recruitment is under probablity but if they will recuirt it will be towards end of the yr

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Best regards

The supervisor to the Egyptian national team Ihab Lahita is pleased that the city of Kaduna is safe for next Friday’s all important cracker between Nigeria and Egypt but has expressed his unhappiness over the state of the Ahmadu Bello Stadium pitch.



Lahita says the grass at the Ahmadu Bello Stadium is very bad and will need to be well watered before the encounter.

“In Kaduna the hotels are sub-standard and the grass also very bad but the good thing is that it is safe for football,” he told Completesportsnigeria.com after his spy mission of the state.

“No Boko Haram there.”

Lahita also revealed that AS Roma winger Mohammed Salah admits the encounter will be tough but he has promised he and his teammates will make the people of Egypt happy.

​Completesportsnigeria.com can also report that interim Super Eagles coach Samson Siasia has visited the stadium himself to see the state of the pitch ahead of the game but offered no comments when quizzed.
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my own opinion:

why take such match to Kaduna na? This will not favour Egypt because they play mostly short passes on the pitch...they rely heavily on passes. Exactly what they faced during the last world cup qualifier against Ghana in Ghana some years back. I pity for them... I wanted to watch a good match but the pitch may hinder it. Wait, what about that Uyo stadium in Uyo?

Read more at http://www.completesportsnigeria.com/eagles-vs-pharaohs-egypt-condemn-kaduna-pitch-dismiss-boko-haram/#ChV1y2H8qJ1iZYAw.99

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yekparikpa:
Army...a career that commands respect. You don't try such poo in the military.

Bro...forget talk...it happens in the military too...one even happened last year when jounior officers opened fire against their commander....we too dey over rate these uniform guys...I roll wit them jaree...shit happens closed doors..

I need it too my brother....

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Thanks bro

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tsephanyah:
why would you,!! struggle is way of life I think.

true talk my dear....best part of life remains being a kid