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tsephanyah:
before life gets screws,,,cool

my dear....that is it o....being an adult is full of issues eh...i tire sef

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kids eh

adorable kids

the last pics is my favourite

pTomz:
Hey, no lies lets just be real here...

LEGGO

she cried one day, saying I dont check her phone to see what she was up to! I was wtf!!!

My people, how possible is this o?

tsephanyah:
I'm fulani from katsina, and I really hate Apc

bae....ur comment made my night......couldnt stop laughing....ur dp turned me on....reply my message na

hmmmm.....me sef dont know but i think is the last fisher man

as for me, nu,ber 4 is my choice

Be sincere please

If you didn't read episode 1, kindly do so before reading episode 2 here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/2920192/just-got-married
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I already sneaked into the compound with the help of my gateman who is older than my father. He once told me that he was worst than Casanova during his youthful days and I was like 'oh lord, I'm not the worst person on earth'.
I was standing close to the entrance door peeping at my wife who was holding my pics and was admiring me. I started feeling guilty but I speedily quenched the feeling and braced up. I then backed the door to call on the gateman quietly.
Few seconds after I backed the door, I noticed the gateman was acting strange and I was wondering why this old man was acting strange but I didn't know he was trying to pass a message to me. I felt a tight hug behind me and I turned, it was my charming wife!
"Baby, I have missed you" she softly confided in me, "I missed you too baby" I replied emotionally. She went straight to my lips, she started kissing me passionately and she started removing my embattled shirt while I went for my belt.
I saw her strong desire for love making as my opportunity to escape appearing before her jury! I started responding to her desire even faster than the film tricks in the movie; Fast and Furious!
I carried her while we abandoned my shirt outside, she crossed her hands over my neck to hold me while I walked inside the sitting room, staggering because my trouser was half way down and we couldn't stop kissing. I was communicating and mocking Uncle Lucifer, I told him that he is a bastard, that my charming wife will never ask me why I came back late.
As we continued struggling with the sweetness and strength of passionate and deep kisses, I managed to drop her on the floor, she used her legs to drag off my trouser completely. She was wearing her sexy night gown which was easier to spread aside My charming wife was already In Egypt and was about crossing to Jerusalem as I grabbed her succulent laps (my addiction), kiss and lick them both and was getting closer to her paradise just to give her a nice head. I finally got my tongue down there with my left hand performing the magic on her nipple, I began the mission possible and she started rolling her eyes, screaming my name and confessing her love for me. I was dam sure she was already in Israel but yet to enter Jerusalem. I was already happy within because my baby doesn't ask much questions after love making. I was about defeating her when she managed to raise one of her legs and kicked my head, then used her two legs to pull me off her paradise and screamed; WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROMMMMMMMM?
When I heard that question, I just fainted!

3rdlegxxx:
gosh... this is freaking funny, i've been laughing the minute i saw that epic pic with that look and the way my girl turn prayer master in an instant..... omo this joke worked die, i went to pissed to laughing so hard..

i swear....na d way the guy pose sef dey kill me...any time i see that guy face, i will start laughing again

people no go kill person o

pgidex:
Hehehehe hehe
Laff wan kill person
Chaii
God 4bid bad tin o.

bae
ur comment just dey make me laf

that babe will never forget that face
hahahahahahahaha

FlawlessRebirth2:
IF NA ME NI....I GO DO VIGINALL CLEANSING

see the guy face sef...that babe will surely go for deliverance

shayoo na bastard shaaa

sorextee:
u welcome. that was how i commented on one (train crush deaf and dumb) some dayss back.. i wrote trailer instead of train.. that was how trolls came for me o.

lolz
u know, it's not easy to swallow an embarrassing correction....swallowing such is meant for ppl with clear understanding. I saw what u did as effort that saved me from bigger embarrassment. However, most ppl wont see it like that.

sorextee:
LIVING OR LEAVING.. Just use LEFTING,to clear all doubts..

my brother...no mind me jaree...thanks for calling my attention jaree....na stupid mistake..make i correct am sharp. These craps happen.
thanks once again

This woman punished her husband for leaving home on the 13th of Feb only to return on the 15th of Feb....

I call this val implication.

the woman na baddo

missKiffy:
Like I mentioned in a thread I created yesterday that am thinking of quitting my job, but I don't really have a back up plan, so have you ever quit your job without having a back up plan, and how did it work out for you, did u regret your actions and how long did it take for you to get another job.

Hi dear
I perfectly understand u. I'm also in same scene. Will be quitting my job in two months time. I currently don't have any back up plan but have some skills. We could still hook up dear. It is not easy bearing frustrating job. I perfectly understand. Take the move if it is what u need to do. Nothing good comes easy. All is well my dear.

Diddyydiva:
who will bash you ?


There is nothing to gain from doing that to you

hahaha

the bashing already flowing in and u just did

ShakurM:
My balls pink pass that ur yeye lips

Ragner:
Even if you're still 15, Try Respect Those Strands On Your Jaw.

You don old pass this kind Play

abeg, i don old o...i know....ur play and my play no b same...too many sad news for naija....allow me play abeg..

Ragner:
At your Age??

Utterly Disappointed

abeg, hw old i be o?

see me see wahala, i no fit play again abi?

Waiting for bashing from Nairalanders


The bashing don three much...I have removed the pics o...

Nairalanders, una too much for bashing

I just got married (episode 1)

I met my charming wife six months ago

we met and fell in love...that is what i call love at first sight
the feeling was party

We just couldn't hide our burning fire of love. we couldn't sleep without saying good night, no way...we just couldn't. Heaven could have dropped down if we did.

I abandoned my other companies and she did same. We saw almost every day, we played and hanged out frequently.

' will you marry me sweet?' I asked my charming girl friend and she said 'yes, yes, yes!!!' Well, you know that feeling right when she says 'yes'? It was foursome!

and that was it. With a good job and was ready to remove my old garment of game play, I was really ready to shot my door against other 'charmies 'out there. I had to change my sim too.

fast forward, we got married...beautiful wedding...believe me, i have never been to a wedding before. I was just running from one place to another. My friends did a lot for me. I just didnt know how to get things done. I had to attend one week coaching class for 'about to get married' because I didn't even know the right finger to place the beautiful ring. My lecturer, a pretty and outspoken lady, was just shaking her head during her deep lecture classes with me. During one of the classes, she asked
'Guy, what have you been doing all these while?'
'Jumping from one pillar to post but i never scored a goal' I replied... she was lost.

Yeah, finally we are done with all the drama of wedding ceremony. Wow...I hated the attention and noise: pictures here and there, people asking questions here and there: I was tired of greeting and responding.

Just 5 days honeymoon and we were okay. We didnt stop doing it. You know me na...I'm dam naughty.
Now we are back and that is not the problem...the problem is I'm in beg mess right now!

After work, I was driving home and I uncle Lucifer resurrected one of my old charmies! We met while on traffic and we drove to a corner to hug and greet each other. One thing led to another, we found our selves in a hotel and I didn't know how uncle Lucifer did it, we found our selves screaming for 30 minutes. It was dam hot! When we finished, i remembered I was married.
Hey, before you start judging me, honestly, I forgot that I was married. Like seriously, I forgot. Don't forget I just got married, so I'm yet to get used to it. When I remembered, I jumped off, dressed up and dashed off. Now, that is not the problem...
The problem is, my charming wife is still awake...wow, it is few minutes to 12. What the Bleep! What was I thinking? I peeped from the window and I saw her holding my picture and was smiling and boiling. Yeah, I need to tell her what kept me out there this late and she already gave me 72 missed calls. Im finished!!!! Who asked me to get married o?

Please, I had to park my ride outside, gently called out the gateman, sneaked in and peeped! My charming wife yet to sleep. Now, I don't know what to tell her...
Please, what should I tell her..I need help! I'm lost. Help me and I promise, I will not make this mistake again.

Some times, the best way to share tips is when you have been there. Oh yes, when it comes to devastating heart break, I have been there! I have seen it, it broke me, it nailed me, it finished me but it made me a better person. I was in a relationship that made me super powerful and super confident. I had a relationship that even made me to open a relationship blog, thinking I was a master of relationship because my partner and I were admired by friends. To me, a life without my partner was simply unimaginable. Unfortunately and fortunately, I suffered a heart break that made me motionless for more than one year. I suffered a heart break that made me lost interest in any thing that has L not to talk of O or V or E!
I read a lot about heart break and how to survive it! You no what, they never worked!
Some of the tips I saw were:
Drink and forget your sorrow
Date another bae
Hang out and say to your self 'I deserve better'
Talk to someone about it
Watch your favourite movies
Party here and there
Work on your self etc
You know, it's so easy to tell someone what to do. So easy to say it. I tried all but none ever worked.
consequences of Severe Heart break
I lost my self esteem
I lost focus
I became withdrawn
I took to drinking
I found my self in different relationships within few months doing silly things
Hey, I can go on and on. In summary, heart break is evil.
Lessons of heart brea[/b]k
I realized that I should never expect anything from anyone
There is nothing like perfect relationship
Never envy anyone (you could see me outside smiling but you never knew I was brutalized psychologically
You just cant force it but you must try
We are the reason love seems wicked
Life is a stage
The bitter truth about heart break
Here, I'm talking about severe heart[/b] break. There are two bitter truth about severe heart break:
You just can never ever forget the person...no matter how hard, some how, some where, you will often remember the person
It can affect your future relationship as you may be dragged into comparing your partner with your ex.
How to come out of heart break
Alright, I said nothing works right? Only one thing works, TIME! Time is the only number one healer of severe heart break. Give your self time, you will be healed. Cry if you want to, allow your body to pour out that river of tears, with time, you will stop crying.
Another magical solution is DISTANCE. Distance does wonders here too. Move away if you can. Relocate if possible to another place. I have heard of people who relocated to another country when they suffered heart break. They are never foolish. They just did what they needed to get done. It is more than a year since I came out of that mess. Guess what! I'm far better now. To me, relationship, including marriage is a game, you can win or it goes the other way round. Which ever way, you stand to learn something. Destiny has a great role to play in relationship too. I'm sure, this is my first relationship post after one year plus.
How will you know when you are out of the heart break?
Simple: you will know within your self. You will feel better and can attest you are better. You know you can never lie to your self.
What you should never do after a heart break massacre
Never ever suffer another person because you suffered a heart break. You are only complicating things for your self. Think about it; it just doesn't make any sense.
Thanks for reading.
source: http://iamkingsleyokoro..com.ng/2016/02/how-to-survive-heart-break.html

adekhingz:
8-)lols...........if she is not,on behalf of the entire nairaland crew,we DASH u. +lols

on behalf of all my fellow igbos in the house, i say, thank u for this offer of yours


im sure my yoruba brothers will gladly accept her

adekhingz:
Op,is that ur gf??
Tell añ say "pestle no dey c yansh settle down"

see me see wahala o...she no b my gf o

What do you think guys?