₦airaland Forum

kponkedenge:
You all need to remember this post: except INEC takes proper measures for safety and security, the presidential elections in Lagos will be marred with violence from all angles.

Touts will cause mayhem because they fear the vote of the people may overshadow their own vote.

The presidential elections in Lagos in 2023 will never be peaceful.

Prophesy or spell? Why don't you people see good things but he'll. Do you know the population of Lagos? Put the figure in the video as a numerator and let the population be denominator, what does it give you? Infinitesimal

Wisetrue99:
The South are never united!

The north will not even allow north Christian presidency not to talk of entertaining christian/christian presidency

APC always setting a bad precedent

Nigeria is a secular state!

Anyone considering Muslim/Muslim ticket is pure evil!

You are just confusing yourself, when you said a country is a secular state, it did mean that religion is not major in its concern. What are you now clamouring for? For correction, Nigeria is not a secular state but multi-religions.

Why are Christians being afraid? Don't we have christian-christian in SS and SE, Ekiti and Ondo

More blessing

Relocate.

Rent an apartment in an upstairs building or a fenced house

Mtcheeew

Dear Nairalanders,

Kindly help me solve this home work brought by my daughter and I could not get how it works.

Favfables1:
Hmmm....
Omorr...
This one strong o...
OP...
I've put myself in your shoes and I will send him a voice note on WhatsApp, and the voice note will look something like this....

"You and I used to be very close way back, but it hasn't been that way for a very long time, and I kinda miss that. I don't know the reason for the distance, maybe you need space or you're mad at me about something or you're dealing with something, but whatever the case maybe, I'll be here if you wanna talk about it....

Emmmmmm....
Lemme say a big congratulations. Your wife to be told me that you guys would be getting married soon, I'm happy for you guys, really I'm happy that my gee is getting married, though I'm a bit hurt that I got to hear it from her first instead of you, either ways she invited me to the wedding and honestly, I'm skeptical about coming. Not because I can't make out time or because I don't want to honor the invitation, it's just that, the distance between us and you ignoring me gives me the impression, that you don't want me there...

I'll be expecting your response to this voice note, congratulations once again"

His response to this will decide whether or not I'll go for the wedding....

Your head is very very correct

God is Great

Solving a problem, we look into its root. First, you allowed it to happen. There is limit to relationship you can have with any woman other than your mother, wife, sister and daughter. You must never be alone with any woman or lady except the four above. No matter any cordial relationship or rapport, you don't stay in a private place togetherwithout a third person.

I think you need to fight your wife if truly you are innocent, you need to be angry at her so much that she will openly declare the truth

It will take very much long time to get you over the mess, if you do die of missing her before you are healed. And you must know that you have committed a grievous sin against your Lord

Mickykarim:
THIS SHOULD OR MIGHT SERVE AS DETERRENT AGAINST OBSTRUCTION OF LEGITIMATE STATUTORY LEGAL INVESTIGATION AND COURSE OF JUSTICE. ESPECIALLY WITH A COURT RULING OR INJUNCTION FOR RESTRAIN ON THE SUBJECT MATTER.
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THESE UNTRAINED AGENTS OF MISINFORMATION DISINFROMATION AND BIASED MALAISE INFORMATION DISSEMINATION NEEDS TO BE CAUTIONED FOR RECKLESS INFORMATION ACTIVITIES ALL IN THE NAME AND GUISE OF MISPLACED INTERNET SOCIAL MEDIA ACTIVITIES.

For some of us who do not share the social media menace and the platform it offers nuisances who parades themselves as journalists should begin to heave sighs of relief.

The IDIOT with street urchin personality, a quack who claims to be a journalist and a fake one for that matter goes about with PREJUDICED reportage on ongoing judicial matters that are still in court and despite a court INJUNCTION.

HE IS KNOWN TO OFFER BOTH OPINION AND PASS JUDGEMENT ON JUDICAL MATTERS BEFORE THE COURTS.

The case in purview has been exposed and declared to be CONTRADICTED by the release of AUTOPSY report on it and made public in the court.

THESE IDLE BUSY-BODY NOSEY INTERLOPERS WHO ADORNS THE SOCIAL MEDIA SPACE WITH FOUL MENTALITY GEOS ABOUT AS BLOGGERS AND OR INTERNET JOURNALISTS HAVE CONSTITUTED THEMSELVES INTO NAUSEATING IRRITANT. THEY DEFAME ANYONE AND ANYBODY WITH LIBELOUS AND NONSENSICAL RENDITIONS IN GUISE OF NEWS AND INVESTIGATION.

Prof. Wole Soyinka once had a name or label for the egregious obnoxious bunch. Permanent Internet Resident Idiots, in my own words and they truly are.

IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT THE LAW TAKES CARE OF THE FOUL SENSES THAT GOES ABOUT DESTROYING AND MALIGNING PEOPLE AND CONSTITUTE THEMSELVES INTO THE LAW.

The impunity with which these bunch of obnoxious notoriety conducts themselves should be CONTAINED and it is my hope that this is the starting point to cleansing the daily abuses heaped on our sanity.

I could have agreed with you but the tone of your writings emanates some personal interests.

Truly the way people are passing judgement on shoshomida is irrutating and ought to be curbed.

Christians are known to provocation, and they cannot stand it when Muslims respond. Unfortunately, people would not tame them while they are being crazy but when Muslims show them what they deserve, cries and hues will be all over shoshomida.

Imagine some Christians bigots would falsely sworn to believe in Allaah on this Nairaland Islam for Muslims Forum, just to provoke Muslims. And I am yet to see a Muslim provoke Christians.

Delusion Grandeur

Life has no any definite rule. Two plus two may be anything, four or five. Being hardwood does not guarantee success, and a lazy man can become a boss to some diligent ones. Numbers of first class graduates are outside there looking for jobs, and some drop-out are making it big. Likewise there are some drop-out eating grass, ignorantly they think their lack of certificates causes them misfortune, what about our cetificated first class people?

Zazoo, life and its mystery

Oga, park your loads and leave, wetin you wan get from trouble? Abeg, life is too brief to showing pepper. Live a peaceful life and enjoy

habsydiamond:
Thank God for their lives. If we are to be factual, this country is not worth serving right now with all the barbaric events happening around the country... To top it up, the porous security is the major reason for all these problems.. Only God knows the numbers of corps members that have lost their lives during this administration.

Your point could been valid but this very particular incident was not from insecurity of the country, rather the negligence of the driver to switch off the engine. Let's just thank God they are safe.

Go and start POS business

He was once slapped in public, now pelted with tomatoes. I don't understand how this man was re-elected if all these embarrassment is happening to him

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Namdeenero:
Probably making Snapchat videos while driving. Someone with just knowledge of GTA would buy a car and hop on the driver seat and enter the highway. I hope he gets arrested

What is knowledge of GTA? Kindly enlighten me

Truthisunique2:
[s][/s] Yoruba Muslim only have say in osun and Oyo

From ondo, Ekiti, ogun, Lagos na Yoruba Christian's be majority

You know you are a liar. Ondo and Ekiti together are not up to ⅓ of Oyo, and Lagos and Ogun are majorly Muslims, you forgot to mention Kwara and Kogi because of what? Only noise come from you.

To the Bishop, fighting for one's rights is know intellectual terrorism? We must continue with your imposed way, that our ladies cannot use hijab, that our men are stereotyped for manifesting their religions, that every government office is being turned to churches? No, it is time for liberation

103 bank accounts?

Property always causes wahala after demise of its owner. But this has been settled long before we were all born. Only that if we follow the dictates of Almighty Allah. The Holy Qur'an has settled the matter of inheritance but we all don't care even those of us that profess submission to Almighty Allah

Put your trust in God.

It is better for a woman to give birth at her early age. Postponing giving birth always result to irregular menstruation, uneasiness during pregnancy and difficulty at the time of birth.

By the way, do you think God cannot expand your provision or you have agreed with yourself that you cannot progress? God is unlimited, He is Ar-Razaaq.

Abeg don't vex o, answer the questions below:

When he asked you out, did he mean marry you or just want to chop and clean mouth?
If he meant to marry you, why didn't you like it? Is he because he was old or he has wife and kids?

I advise you marry him. But if you do not like it so, don't take that job. He would surely come back to the matter.

FG Withholding Tax.
After that I struggle to become a graduate, University graduate with a second class honor, I ended up being a POS business owner. And FG would come to deduct Withholding Tax from my commission every month. And they also take stamp duty or electronic transfer fee on every credit alert equal or above N10k.

I'm not happy with FG on these shenanigans

Hamzashaf99:
@Lukgaf

How can one know the odd nights? A lot of people confuse this, with some saying that day comes before the night while others say the night comes before the day.

Night comes first. You can know this by the fact that we start months in Islam by seeing a crescent. And crescent is seen in a night. The first night we see crescent we believe we are in a new month, so the night comes first of a day.

Basheer22:
Sterling Bank had it coming. Their adverts were always in bad taste and they took it to the extreme
Imagine Sterling Bank saying Muhammed (SAW) is risen like Agege bread, Sterling Bank branches in the North would have been up in flames.
Abubakar Suleiman the MD of Sterling Bank is a Muslim and that further puts the bank out there as a very foolish organisation run by a religious bigot.

Imagine what? Must you?

Administration1:
Of course they fvcked up,
who never fvcked up hands in the air,
No hands?


If the tables where turned i believe some Muslims would have razed all Sterling Bank buildings in Nigeria. This is from experience with the Charlie cartoon in France

I don't know why you must drag us (Muslims) into this matter. But for what you said you 'believed', it only pointed to the fact that there is sanctity in Islam, we preserve our symbols.

If your predecessors could be so languid that they allowed Jews to crucify their 'god', I would not be taken aback to see you crying without any action if someone slapped your 'belief' in the face.

Must you drag us Provocators

The Muslims' five daily prayers are not just only obligatory, they are to be observed at each due time. A Muslim woman or lady does better pray in her home than inside a mosque.

If you cannot tolerate her, please sack her. However, her recitation of Qur'an or her prayer inside your shop/office brings no harm to you but benefits if only you know.

I do not want to believe that she was not diligent in her works; I know if she was negligent; you would not think twice before you fire her. Tolerate her and enjoy the benefit more.

If she is in Ibadan; you can connect her to me, I have a good job for her