₦airaland Forum

cos big behinds looks right and plum in dem tight jeans, while girls with small behinds need a rope to tie their falling jeans--they have no behind to support it. My sincere condolences goes out to the females with flat yanshes; you will never know what life is with a big behind,  how a big behind can get your bills paid all day every day.

When a guy lacks a backbone, is a full-fledged, bonafide fool aka mumu, or a sucker for love, you now blame it on Juju. Everything is blamed on juju. Abeg!

@Poster: you must be drinking expired liquor or palm-wine or ogogoro. Or are you smoking lemon grass? Is the World Cup a time to bid farewell to your retirees like Okocha and tired legs like Kanu under the guise that the served you well? Or is the world cup a time to win games and feature the most fit players? You for kukuma bring in Segun Odegbami; in fact, bring in the entire USA 94 World Cup squad.

The bottom line is that we are reaping the results of our fraudulent behaviors. In one Nairaland forum, instead of unequivocally condemning 419 behavior, many posters were somewhat justifying 419 as a valid reprisal for the purported atrocity committed by white folks. And when those white folks justifiably refuse to provide payment solutions to Nigerian merchants because of the dangerously high level of risk of conducting business in Nigeria, of course caused by this seemingly pervasive 419 behavior, the innocent merchants and entrepreneurs who want to conduct legitimate business located in Nigeria suffer from their limited ability to accept payments on their website. Even worse, many overseas online merchants refuse to ship products to Nigeria, effectively excluding any legitimate customer located in Nigeria from purchasing goods online, especially from sites like Ebay.  We should all become citizen polices by reporting the Cyber Cafes from which these 419ers perpetrate their illegal trade.

Nollywood can change if emphasis is placed on quality rather than quantity, and if there is division of labor--a situation in which specialists like writers, actors, producers, directors, and most importantly, and distributors all contribute to the success of the industry. This "one-man-show" mentality--where the writer, among other things, is the producer, the director, sometimes the actor, and the distributor has to stop.

First, may thunder strike any pastor who knowingly accepts money that came from an illegitimate source. When a church member donates a 'suspiciously' large amount of money to the church as tithe, it should be the duty of the church to investigate the source from which those funds came. Merely asking the donor about the source of the funds, ostensibly for inquiring into the legitimacy of the funds, is not a sufficient inquiry because we all know that most of these pastors are not oblivious to the fact that many of these large donors are perpetrators of 419 fraud and are doing lip-service by merely asking about the source of the funds. They deliberately ignore the existence of possibilities that militate towards the illegitimacy of the funds.

even though it is gay as hell, it is good for some men to shakara to women, so that women who do shakara can get a dose of the medicine that they give out and know how it feels. After all, everything na shakara oloje

You are welcome to do it, but remember that if her husband catches you he may use a mountain knife or cutlass to castrate you and fry your balls and give it to you to eat. Why must you do a married woman because she dresses seductively? Abeg sit down jare!

You can never figure out what women want because women themselves don't know what they want. They proffer that they want a particular guy but don't reward guys who possess those qualities that which they proffer to like. E.g., women claim to want good guys but bad boys get all the play. You cannot devise a formula to calculate an analysis that has no answer; in other words, there is no answer for what women want. Just be yourself and find the woman who, hopefully, wants who you are and what you have to offer.

why is the fire works going on while the match is still in session/

phuck  the crossbar that was a goal

this is serious

Err body wan score, nobody wan pass. After the end if dem lose dem go dey cry. Pass d mutha phucking ball!

This is what John Obu said to Sani Emmanuel: "if you do it one more time I will remove you and put you on this bench.

Sani Emmanuel should have passed that ball

why didn't Sani Emmanuel pass that ball?

Okoro madu make you pass to open man now

Eledumare help us

Eledumare help us

these team is no joke, so much fire power

Sani Emmanuel is starting ke! Sebi he is supposed to come off the bench. He may not score now that he is starting, but, nevertheless, he has shown that he he deserves to start.

Given the exemplary performance of the current under-17 Nigerian National team at the U-17 World Cup, I was just wondering if those guys can actually beat the current Super Eagles team. With the likes of Stanley Okoro, Sani Emmanuel, to mention a few, it appears as though the players on the Golden Eaglets team are extremely fit, focused, and are playing with so much confidence that they have, in effect, pulverized their opponents at this World up. Also, I don't think Nigeria has produced any team as good as these guys.

So, what do you think? Do you also think that many of the players on the Golden Eaglets team should be given an opportunity to play in next year's world cup in South Africa? And if yes, what players do you think are now ready to make that leap to the Super Eagles, so that they can play in South Africa?

Thank God. This is the first World Cup that will include all of Africa's strongest teams. Obafemi Martins is a winner. Taye Taiwo should not go to the World Cup, for he is a loser who thinks of amala and ewedu soup in the 85th minute of every game. I think some players in this current U-17 squad should be invited to camp to fight for a shirt on the Senior team, especially Okoro. Even though he occassionally makes bad decisions, Okoro, in my own opinion, is a rugged, paceful, all utility player who will definitely compliment Osaze. Additionally, Sani Emmanuel is also another player who utilizes the little opportunity he has to score. Those guys have winning attitudes, a necessary character for a good showing at World Cup level. All these reasons are why we need a new coach who will select the best and MOST FIT players to represent Nigeria, regardless of the leagues in which they play--local or international. FITNESS is a MUST.

Amodu should be fired, regardless of whether he was the coach that coached the Nigerian team into qualifying for the world cup. If he coached a team that struggled to win against teams like Kenya, Tunisia, and Mozambique, how is he expected to coach the team to match against more skillful teams like Argentina, and all the other European teams?

They are complete waste of money, because the stories published by a majority of Nigerian newspapers are replete with grammatical errors and are stylistically substandard.

What about the diaspora Nigerians who can boast of successful careers and business who send money back home. Most Nigerians don't drive cabs or work menial jobs.

Make Olodumare bless those Eaglets, Abeg!

did NEPA take light or it was planned!

All you Nigerian haters! The players passed the same MRI test everyone passed, but you say they are overage because they displayed superior skill and fitness than their opponents. What a foolish way of reasoning!

davidylan:
A picture of Chukwudi with his football team in 2002 just emerged . . . that guy doesnt look like your typical Nigerian 10 yr old.

Please lets not decieve ourselves . . . do these dudes look like you did when you were 16?

post the link to the picture or post the picture. Show some evidence, please!

4 Play:
Shameless Nigerians. It shows that we have developed a culture of cheating. How can any decent thinking Nigerian support these age cheats?

What more do you want? All the players that are in the competition passed the FIFA MRI scan, a reliable test in determining age of an individual. You are the person who does not think anything good can come out of your country. If the Eaglets were loosing you will not be running your mouth. I don't see why these guys cannot be 17 and under. What evidence do you have that they are overage? Sharap, Abeg.